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tojisun · 8 months
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thinking about the way jake smothers your moans with his hand. the way he hears the sound of your whimpers swelling, the pitch of your voice rising – slipping past gritted teeth until they fill up the space – before jake finally decides to cover your mouth with his big palm.
“shh,” he whispers, a breathless chuckle leaving his lips. “not too loud, sweetheart.”
the gruff of his voice and the sudden display of his dominance makes you clamp down on him, your tight walls milking his cock for all he’s worth. jake hisses in pleasure, his eyes narrowing at the unexpected reaction he pulled from you.
“fuckin’ hell, baby,” he grunts, bucking his hips up and thrusting his cock deeper into you. you choke on your moan, your dripping cunt leaking even more as you go cross-eyed, teetering into your orgasm.
jake laughs, the sound coming out so mean even as he gazes at you lovingly. “y’like it when i smother you like this? y’like feeling helpless in my arms?”
you whine, clawing at his back amidst your tears, not knowing how to answer. well, not even needing to.
“oh, yeah, you do,” he mumbles, nosing at your damp forehead and breathing you in. he ruts his cock along your walls, the blunt head of it kissing the entrance of your cervix – fuckfuckfuck!
jake nips the shell of your ear, huffing a fond laugh at hearing another of your stifled whimpers, before murmuring, “don’t worry baby, i love you like this too – fuckin’ putty and incoherent all ‘cus of my cock.” then, he presses a soft kiss on your cheek before straightening back up with a sardonic grin.
fuck-
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arthur-r · 2 years
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thank you guys for the help i know nobody’s awake anymore but i’m awake now again and the email is officially sent
#i’m nervous cause i’m not seeing philosophy club anywhere#and yes i am capable of learning and growing as a person and doing other stuff with my life#(when i told my dad yesterday that i was nervous he said i should see this as an opportunity…)#but i would rather prefer to be in my regular thing every thursday… also i kind of need this teacher#i’m trying to not skip class as much anymore (i kind of did a lot of that last trimester) so it’s not like i’ll just be always over there#but my mom gets home tomorrow and it’s making me nervous. things were getting pretty bad between my parents#and y’all understand there’s only one adult in the entire world who understands what it’s like at home? it was cool knowing him#anyway the real point of philosophy club is learning philosophy and seeing friends. and that’s why i want to do it and was excited for it#but the reason that i’m nervous about it not happening is because what if i just never have a place like that again#but!! the email is sent!! and if there’s no philosophy club there really isn’t anything i can do#i’ll just have to join newspaper and start going to silent reading and all of those things i could do#also getting help from teachers. that’s a big one. that’s what raider time is actually for. and i could use it#but on the other hand that half hour of every day is like. my only piece of free time cause i’m away from parents and not in class#so i tend to want to use it for self care and fun times. plus last year that meant i could stay after school to get help from teachers#thereby maximizing my away time even more!!!! which was pretty great and a good situation#so anyway idk but the point is i sent the email and it’s the morning now and i’m gonna plug in my phone#and a friend of mine is driving me today so idk when she is getting there#because yesterday it was a different friend but not today and i don’t remember this friends driving schedule#but anyway yeah. and yesterday was a bad first day but maybe today will be good#me. my post. mine.#delete later
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ghouloflove · 10 months
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when worlds collide.
in other words, the only female member of the biggest korean band in the world goes to formula 1 race in monaco with a friend; only to meet a certain ferrari driver.
pairing: charles leclerc x oc/fc (reader is an idol)
authors note: hello hello, this is me simply trying my attempt at sm aus! lately been fixated on f1, even trying to learn more about:) ofc a tiktok popped up abt charles then opps down the rabbit hole 🕳️ n recently found out that Wi (squid game actor) was at monaco this year so obviously I was like…..somethings cooking. then the 10th anniversary came for bts then again….something is being made. anyways hope you all like! (trying my best on remembering on certain ascents of the kpop social media goes cuz i'm not thatttt deep into it anymore!)
ps. soyeon is the actual name of the fc, i simply changed it to kim soyeon. check her and group out, G-IDLE! annndd her signature emoji is 🐻‍❄️! ALSO Monaco Grand Prix takes place three races into the 2023 season, for the sake of appropriate posts 🥴 this little sm au has its own race schedule for special purposes because lord knows I don't do well with dates so !!! but Im pretty sure all the race dates are the same, just the races switch spots :) and of course, google translated korean, french and italian will appear.
-enjoy.
part two. part three.
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s0ye0nnn monaco 🇲🇨 f1 race weekend with wi ! met some cool people and had some great laughs. first time but definitely not my last kekee
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wi_wi_wi why not redbull though!?
rkive we must go to one together!
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s0ye0nnn 🙌
luvusoye0n wowoww wishing u hadn’t gone on charles curse home race 🥲 he’s great tho!
tomholland2013 wonderful seeing you again! glad you had fun!
scuderiaferrari it was an absolute pleasure having you visit and chat with us at the padlock! 😎 team Ferrari, yes?
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s0yeonsluvr shes got incredible taste, as always 😌
charleslec01 idk who she is, except shes in a band but i like her already lol
mysticalyeon holdupholdup….chat? with who👀
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letsgossip_kpop [ ASIDE FROM GOSSIP, LET’S UPDATE ⬆️: Kim Soyeon, the only female member of BTS (an international sensation group), has recently attended the Formula 1’s Monaco Grand Prix over the weekend. With Wi Ha-Jun, star of Squid Games, she was spotted chatting with her previous co-star from the animated film Onward, Tom Holland and others such as Actor James Marsden (who she has been rumored to be featuring in a film with as his on-screen lover). It seems her most talked about conversation even by her close friend, Wi Ha-Jun—was with the Ferrari team and drivers, Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz. There are no sources on what the conversation contained but her friend Wi Ha-Jun comment on her recent instagram post suggests her team is now Ferrari, “Why not redbull though?!” Perhaps there will be more to be said once she and fellow member, Kim Namjoon, attend a Grand Prix together as shown in her comments. Will this remain just an update or turn into gossip? Stay tuned! - from your admin 🌱]
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charlecssss sooo….shes the only female in BTS? i remember seeing her around them all time pictures or videos of them came up but like…???
f0rmulatypee1 nice to see someone like her status get familiar with the sport, but hopefully she’ll turn team Redbull 🙏 the winners 🏆
s0yeonmyluv WHEN MY WOLDSS CLOOIDE 💀
k.f1.pop i was literally just saying what if F1 drivers had photocards 👹
letsgossip_kpop UPDATE ⬆️: Charles Leclerc, and Carlos Sainz have followed Kim Soyeon’s social media (Instagram and Twitter). Other drivers such as Lewis Hamiliton, Lando Norris and Zhou Guanyu have followed her before her recent introduction to Formula 1. (Admin 👾: my worlds have collided!)
maxverssstp fuck outtaa here, cirnge 🤢
lalaaland noooo this was the only place away from the freaks in kpop🥴
s0yeonnnbby idk y ppl r hating like…shes like everyone else, trying have a good time n yet ppl r mad that drivers r starting (AND BEEN) following her????🤠
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s0ye0nnn 10 years of pain. of comfort. of love. of heartbreak. of the highest of highs, to the scum of the earth lows. of questions, “can you do this?”, “is this the end?”, “can you handle this?”.
this group went from strangers to friends to family. i was the odd one out, most definitely. i was a girl in a group with seven boys. i was originally meant to leave the company but the man who believed we could become something pushed me into the group. it was strange—then it wasn’t.
year after year, we slowly formed a family. with one thing in common: we loved music. music has always been in my blood, even in my blood family. my found family has created melodies , poetry hidden in symbolic instrumentals and videos descriptive of what is and what is not.
within that, we found others like us. others that may not be in musical industry but found their place and home in our music—that is you, ARMY.
당신의 삶을 우리와 공유해 주셔서 감사합니다. 여전히 우리와 함께 걸어주셔서 감사합니다. 모두가 돌아올 때까지 기다려 주셔서 감사합니다. 💜 ( translation: Thank you for sharing your life with us. Thank you for still walking with us. Thanks for waiting for everyone to come back. )
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rkive beautiful words, 작은 곰 🐻‍❄️🤍
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s0ye0nnn 최고에게 배웠다 ! 🐨🤍 ( translation: learned from the best! )
b0anggtans enough to amke a grown woman 😢
thv 🐻‍❄️❤️
biassssjk the last photonnnn!!!!! idk y but thats so cute 🥹
purpuryouuu 10 yearsssss 😅 been here for 5💜💜💜
charles_leclerc Just began listening to your discography! Can’t wait for your future projects, solo and group! ❤️ Happy 10 years 😆
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s0ye0nnn come visit korea! some behind the scenes? 👀
cl16lucyyy aaARIAN WHAT U DOH G HERRE!?! 💀😭
f14liferrrr no charles!!! stay Way from kpoppiess! 🚫
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s0ye0nnn Australian Grand Prix 🇦🇺 with joonie! 🐨 was very fun, nice views and such great company (on and off track?) !
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rkive mercedes....🐻‍❄️
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s0ye0nnn hushhhhh k.f1.pop RM knows whatsup
scuderiaferrari It was an absolute pleasure having you with us! You must come again, lucky charm!
danielricciardo Despite opposite teams, it was so cool to meet and chat for awhile! Good laughs 😁
s0yoyoens slayed everyone, ate, left no crumbs, walk me like a dog!!!!!!
charles_leclerc I think your words helped a bit, haha 😉 Coming to next one?
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s0ye0nnn noooo, your talent! and of course, this is my new obsession! 😍 s0yeonmyluv SHUT UO NOW omfgggg WHAT WORDS?// KET ME INNNNN formula1n1mv charlesssss....you're approaching new and scary territory !!!
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authors final note:
i really hope you all enjoy this! this is sorta one of the social media au where it's a somewhat slow build because lets be honest, just meeting once and dating right after aint happening, plus who doesn't love the subtle growth of a friendship ;) oh and this universe of kpop are actually treated like humans by their company and can date but of course, haters are going hate plus Kim Soyeon is THAT bitch. ofc you are be her, that is essentially the purpose but i kinda dislike "y/n" idk just kinda makes it hard for me to make everything look good but dw just close ur eyes and imagineeeee, soyeon is just a fc for the posts keke. if you want to be tagged in the next part, comment and i'll do it! PART TWO IS ALREADY IN THE MAKING, LITERALLY ALMOST DONE WITH IT.
guide: i am always open to constructive criticism. i'm always down to learn how to better and try to implement them.
--and that world is yours, until next time.
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kawaiikenna · 2 months
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YOU! Is there going to be more for Dad From Mars?
Oh big oof. Your ask is from way back in November ‘23. I’m only just seeing this now. 😅😅😅
Uhhhh… short answer? Yes. Longer answer? Also yes but idk when. 😓
I’ve intertwined this specific fic quite closely to my own mental health and how I’ve dealt with my own grief from losing my dad. That being said, I’m much farther along in my own personal journey through my grief than Danny or Jazz or anyone else in the fic for that matter. Which means that I’m no longer feeling those feelings at those levels anymore. Sometimes it spikes which results in a new chapter but there’s no way for me to know exactly when these ‘episodes’ will happen. Which then makes it harder to write characters dealing with those feelings and experiences in the moment when I myself have grown and moved past them. For now I’m trying to figure out this new direction in my life as well as what this means for the fic.
I have no intentions of abandoning or discontinuing this fic. So rest easy in that aspect. ^w^ But I also can’t guarantee when the next chapter will be finished and posted. I do appreciate your (and everyone else’s!) support and patience with my EXTREMELY wonky and SEVERELY inconsistent posting schedule. 😅 I haven’t gotten much of ch10 finished but I do have a oneshot for this specific au mostly finished. So please look forward to that! ☺️💜💜
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iichaeyj · 2 years
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enhypen as cute things they would say to you . . . ♡
PAIRING: enhypen x gn!reader
GENRE: fluff
WARNINGS: none
WORD COUNT: 0.9k
A/N: this is the enhypen version of this txt post!! and yes, this is still inspired by things my bf has said <3
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HEESEUNG
"would you love me if i was a worm"
JUST HEAR ME OUT
i feel like heeseung would like sending you his random thoughts and questions throughout the day
he's probably very busy so he just likes sending you things he'd normally say to you if you were right next to him
and sometimes he sends the most random questions just to get a lengthy response out of you
and it sounds so random and weird, but in all honesty, he just likes listening to your thoughts and likes sharing his
i feel like communication would be a big thing for him
and speaking with his s/o is just smth that calms him down, if that makes sense
JAY
"i'm always here if you need me"
idk but smth about this just radiates jay
like he'd probably be busy most of the time with his schedule, but he wants to make sure you know that he'll always be available when it comes to you
and i feel like he'd do this stuff pretty often, too
like he's the type to send good morning and good night messages
and ask if you've eaten throughout the day
he knows he can't always be with you, but he still wants to know how you're doing and take care of you
probably wishes you were there with him, tho tbh
he's just very caring and protective :((
JAKE
"i love you and i mean everything i say to you"
i feel like he'd just be so good at giving reassurance
and you wouldn't have to ask for it either
he just always makes sure to tell you how he's feeling and how much he loves you
like he would not let you doubt his love for you for a second
i just feel like he'd be really good with his words
like even when it comes to random things like when you're picking an outfit or doing your hair, he always makes sure to compliment you
he's just the sweetest honestly :(
SUNGHOON
"i'll make time for you, just tell me when you're free"
i think that quality time is a big love language for hoon
i feel like we all know he isn't the best when it comes to showing his emotions and being romantic all of the time, but he does love you and shows it through his actions instead
like he just loves coming over and hanging out with you
especially if you two have been dating for a while, he'd probably just show up randomly at your place all of the time
and tbh i feel like he'd like going on dates, too
no matter what type of date, he just loves being with you
sorta random, but he's also the type to win you a teddy bear from a crane machine
like he'd waste a lot of money in the process, but he'd be so determined
SUNOO
"you need to stop doing that or i'll just keep falling for you harder and harder until you can't get rid of me"
okay okay but tbh i can see sunoo being very playful in a relationship
like he'd definitely annoy you for like an hour and keep saying you can't get rid of him because u love him, yk?
and you rlly can't bc u do rlly love him <33
also i feel like he'd just be so good at giving compliments
like whenever you do anything, like literally anything, sunoo calls you cute
you could literally tie your hair and he'd be all dramatic and call you a goddess or smth
he's rlly the cutest plz :(
JUNGWON
"this reminded me of you"
i feel like jungwon would do this a lot
like idk why, but whenever he sees smth cute, he sends you a picture of it and claims that it's you
it's honestly rlly endearing :(
and i feel like he's also the type to just send a lot of pictures in general??
like he just likes sending you pictures of what he's doing or pictures of things he found cool
he thinks of this as a way of having you with him even when you're not there physically
he's got it bad for u honestly
and he always smiles when sending you said pictures
it's so cute gn i can't do this anymore
NIKI
okay tbh i didn't know how to like make this a quote, but he always matches your energy
like if you're screaming about smth, he will always scream back
it doesn't matter if you're screaming cause you're mad or excited or whatever, he will always make sure to give you back the same energy
you could literally be screaming about how annoyed you are at a person and he will chime in to agree with you without even knowing who the person is
i feel like this just comes naturally to him, too
like he just wants to let you know he's on your side and he wants to keep up with how you feel, if that makes sense
honestly, i feel like conversations with him would be so fun
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hi! i don’t know if you still take asks about “sorry it’s locked”—utterly gut-wrenching story by the way, excellent work—but the song that’s perfect for the jaylex in that story is “new years eve” by mal blum. especially that ending!
Definitely still taking asks about that fic (it's the reason i'm taking ages to get to my asks rn, because i've been desperately writing it trying to hit the schedule i gave myself for it lol)
this is an absolute mess of a yell about this song so just, you have been warned. do not expect coherency or anything like
this fucking song tho. it's so the entirety of Jaylex's relationship. it's like jay talking about it each year, kinda recapping how its going and how it's failed until FINALLY he gets over Alex right at the end and doesn't like him anymore. like, the lines about the singer (i guess? the main character of the song???) not liking the outfit they're wearing, and then them not really caring about it is very jay about alex to me. he just cared too much what alex thought idk
"I got out alive" too? Jay got out of uni alive (whereas some of his friends possibly didn't -sarah-seth- etc) he got out of chapter 1 of sorry it's locked alive (cos alex had an operator moment and almost strangled him to death) and oooooooo look jay's gonna get out of marble hornets as a whole aliv- oh wait, never mind
just rarararararrararararara this is so jaylex you're so right i love it. also these lines. yes yes yes. jay is in fact in his car. except he's not writing he's filming himself talking to the camera
Writing in my car And this time I can't pretend that we are friends We're not friends Friends don't do the things we did
(i'm convinced that in the sorry its locked universe he has so much footage of himself talking about alex and ranting and getting upset about it and all that, and he can never every post it. he'd die if it got posted because its all SO personal)
AND THE "are you lying in her bed" is jay feeling shit after being 'dumped' for Amy. (god i cant wait to write more about this)
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this song
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grumelot123 · 3 months
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Part 9 of "I'm trying so hard to hate you."
Okay also my schedule for this series is going to be 1 part every 2 days. CHECK PINNED POST ON MY BLOG FOR MORE INFO
anyhow this is all fluff and smut at the end
a bit of angst at the beginning and a guaranteed full on smut chapter after this part
obvi warning SMUT
so lets get into it
Crowley Pov
Aziraphale asked Metabitch (new nickname ikr) to go talk with him abt the whole second coming bullshit and i know i was helping but wasn't sure how it involved me.
I figured I should just go up to the hotel room and sleep
But what if Aziraphale needs my help?
...I better follow him in.
As I walked in I saw Aziraphale and Metatron talking in the corner of the room, Aziraphale sat on the couch, Metahoe sat on a wooden chair. So I figured I'd go sit down by Aziraphale to sit in on their conversation.
"Does Crowley have to be here?" He groaned.
This bitch-
Aziraphale must have been sensing my thoughts because he put a hand on my thigh, which I wasn't sure if it was to ground him or me but it was working.
"I mean he will be the one doing this whole switch with me yes? So I would guess you'd rather Crowley be here and understand the plan rather than just get us killed because you are acting like a child. Am I correct?"
That's my boyfriend right there. The Metahoe just sat there sort of stunned and before he could answer Aziraphale went on to tell him our plan.
Time skip to after Aziraphale tells him because I'm a lazy overworked bitch.
"Well that plan does indeed sound well thought out. I think this will be fine to do. But in the meantime I think you 2 better go over it more. You have 4 days till the switch and only 1 try to get it right so I figure you better use your time wisely. Also say any goodbyes needed..just in case....you know."
As much as me and Aziraphale (or Aziraphale and I, idk english rn its 1:21 AM) hated to hear that it, it was true. There is a very big chance this all goes south and we end up discorporated or even possibly erased from the book of life.
"Yes we understand."
"Very well then I shall be off to go back to Heaven, and er..Crowley?"
What does this hoe want now???
"Yes?"
"May I talk to you outside..alone?"
"Oh..er sure?"
So I got up and followed him out, glancing back to see a confused and worried Aziraphale.
Aziraphale POVVVV
As Crowley walked out with the Metatron I was very worried and scared.
What if he threatened him? Or what if he told him something wrong so he wouldn't trust me anymore?
Crowley wouldn't believe that surely. Right?
I waited for around 3 minutes hoping Crowley walked inside soon.
Crowley Pov (a bit of angst here)
As soon as we walked up the Metahoe grabbed me by the arm and walked me to the corner of the parking lot.
"Uh, ow?"
"Oh don't be a baby. Why did you forgive Aziraphale?"
"Wha-?''
"Don't be dumb. I know you didn't just forgive him for no reason, you must have another motive."
Who the fuck does this man think he is?
"What the fuck? I forgave Aziraphale because I want to be with him, not because I need something of my own benefit to do so. You and me are not the same. I'm not a bad person like you are"
He scoffed. "You're a demon. A fallen angel. That's all you'll ever be to Aziraphale and you know it, don't try t-"
"Get away from him. Now."
It was Aziraphale.
"Oh Aziraphale hello! All me and Crowley was talking ab-"
"Save it. I heard the whole entire thing. You really have no idea what love is. I'm not dating Crowley for some crazy weird revenge reason and neither him for me. We are together because we like each other, and have liked each other for the past 4,000 years and we are sick of pretending we don't."
The metabitch just stared at Aziraphale stunned, while I walked forward, grabbed my Angels hand, and we walked into the hotel.
"You really didn't have to say all of that you kn-"
I was cut off by Aziraphale lips crashing into mine. I could tell it was desperate but he wouldn't go anywhere with it seeing as we were in public. After only a few seconds he pulled away and got all serious with me.
"I didn't just say it to piss the Metatron off, i said it because it is true. I do love you Crowley, and have loved you for a while now. And as I was saying. I'm sick of pretending I don't."
I didn't even know what to say. But I knew what I wanted him to say.
"Say it again."
"W-what?"
"I want to hear you say- no. I want to make you moan these words. You've gotten me all worked up all day, and I think it's about time that I do something about it."
He smirked up at me.
"Really?"
"Yea really, c'mon let's go to the elevator please."
My pants were fucking killing me.
"Make me."
PART 9 DONE
i know its shit, i'll write you a better part tomorrow. I'm just so tired and need to sleep, but get ready for a smut filled chapter, like smutty smut
anyhow goodnight everyone, it's 1:40 AM and i have math and social studies homework to do while also needing to wake up at 5AM
fucking save me
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gren-arlio · 9 months
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I'm back after a small break. Welcome to Waku Puyo Extras.
Hello everyone, I'm alive once again after taking a small break and from posting on a Wednesday. It's been a bit, but I think we'll be back on schedule now. Might throw a funny image or the sort down here every Extra, IDK.
I want Extras to be more casual than the others, so besides the actual translating part, expect me to be more informal and joke around more.
First things first, I want to start off by saying thank you to everyone who reads these. Wasn't expecting so much support from the community, and it was a fairly good motivation boost, so I feel more confident than ever about what I do now.
With that thing outta the way, I think I'll start this post by something simple: Revisions from previous episodes. Obviously, when I started, I wasn't so great at this, so I made a couple of mistakes, notably:
Schezo (unfortunately) doesn't call Rulue a bitch in the first episode. Wish he did but alas, he doesn't. Instead, by an anon telling me, he more calls her a "Meat-headed woman," or something along the lines of "All Brawns and no Brains."
This also goes for episode five, where Schezo first hears Doppelganger Schezo. While yes, he does call Doppel "Kisama," a very rude version of saying "You," with how Puyo is, I don't think they'll be hard swearing anytime soon. I believe it's more of "You little..." or just "You," though any Puyo translation experts can correct me on that one.
This post will have two things:
A new video. It's a short one.
The Menus for the shop, provided by @kirstenonic05. Special thank you to you.
With those minor things out of the way, time for the first actual part of this:
A whole new video.
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It's not a long one at all. It's fairly short compared to the rest.
This was the Witch and Succubus thing from my Retrospective. It's fun.
Timestamps:
Schezo says "Hm? There's no one here..." at the start.
Succubus Refight: (23:30, defeat at 25:25)
Witch Trade Offer: (27:25)
With that, this'll be the Read More section of the blog.
Succubus Refight: (23:30)
Schezo:
It's you again!
Succubus:
Why are you so happy about it?
Schezo:
Hey, how does that remotely sound happy?
Succubus:
You're not very honest, so your sense of joy is very twisted.
Schezo:
Don't decide that on your own!
Succubus:
As usual, you're still shy...You okay? You can be honest with yourself. ♡
Schezo:
Leave me alone!
Succubus:
With that, I want you to be my servant. ♡
Schezo:
What's the "Why" then! I've had enough!
Succubus:
Well...guess I'll have to force you to be mine.
Schezo:
Oi, oi, that's the woman's line!?
Succubus:
Come on, be mine!
Schezo:
No thanks!
(After her defeat, she says "Ahh...I can't take it anymore..." and then when Schezo opens the chest, it says "Schezo got a book.")
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Witch Trade Offer: (27:25)
Schezo:
Dang (or Damn)... it wasn't here either...
But what exactly is this Grimoire?
Witch:
Ahh ♡ (Here we go again.)
Schezo:
There she is again...
Witch:
You...I want it. ♡
Schezo:
Ugh, you're persistent! I'm not getting undressed here!
Witch:
...I was going to say "I want that Grimoire that you have," you know.
...Though of course, I'll take your clothes too. ♡
Schezo:
(Hm, is this grimoire really worth that much?)
[Text says Give or Don't Give. They say Give.]
Witch:
...I finally have my hands on the "Meteor Grimoire".
...Yes, in return, I'll give you a copy of the "Areiado Special Grimoire".
Schezo:
Ah...
Witch:
...Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go.
...Oh, and as for your clothes, I'll get them later. (WE WENT 3 SENTENCES WITHOUT CLOTHES BEING MENTIONED. HUGE DAY.)
Schezo:
"The Areiado Special Grimoire"!? Well, let's see if it's true...(it was.)
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For the past 3 years I've had this image of Witch from Puyo Tetris saying "SHE will turn you into HORRORS BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION." and never understood it. Now I do.
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(Maybe someday there'll be a remake. Or I'll remake it IDFK. This single girl has given me like 3 sleepless nights from translating, so thank her for that. Still my 3rd favorite character)
That's the small translation piece out of the way, now it's time for the good part.
SHOP MENUS.
Thanks to Kirstenonic helping me out, I've now been able to translate the menus of the shop. You'll still be a bit confused by some stuff but its better than nothing, I hope.
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There'll be no timestamps for this.
Here's how it goes:
The player goes into this menu, and this happens: (this part will look odd.)
Momomo:
Welcome to the shop.
Icons appear, from the left side being:
[Cash held: 58]
And the right being:
[Buy
Sell
Back]
Player clicks buy.
Momomo:
What do you want to buy?
The left now shows:
[Cash
Cost]
Page 1:
Magic Crystal:
A mysterious crystal that revives you when you hit 0 HP.
Curse-Breaking Scroll:
A scroll that removes an equipped curse (I assume debuff.)
Scroll of Light:
A scroll that makes floor traps, magic circles, and scrolls disappear.
Water:
Nothing will happen if you drink it. Its just water.
Hermits Wine: [Unsure of the name.]
Restores MP by 50.
Medicine:
Restores HP by 50.
Green Potion:
A potion that restores your status at the cost of half you HP.
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Page 2:
Delicious Herbs: (It also says Grass but I'm going with Herbs. Replace Herbs with Grass if wanted.)
Edible Herbs. Might cause a stomachache.
Gentian Herbs: (Type of flower.)
Herbs that make your strength go up by 1.
Cotton Herbs:
Herbs that make your skill go up by 1.
Zoysia Herb: (Or the No-Mow flower. Both being the same. Had to study a bit about flowers.)
A herb that increases your magic by 1.
Happiness Herb:
Herbs that increases your luck by 1.
Spinach: (...Is it spinach?)
Slightly restores HP.
Mental Herb: (Slightly unsure of this name.)
A Herb that restores MP.
Antidote Herb:
Herb that cures poison.
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Page 3:
Geranium Herb: (Another flower.)
Herbs that make you stay afloat for a while. (...What?)
Apple:
An ordinary apple that'll fill your stomach.
Golden Apple:
Level up by 1. A mysterious apple.
Curry and Rice:
A normal bento that'll fill your stomach.
Super Spicy Curry and Rice:
A bento that makes you feel full, but halves HP.
Large Curry and Rice:
A very filling bento.
Special Extra-Large Curry and Rice:
A bento that'll make you full.
Don't overeat it.
Ice-Storm Grimoire:
A grimoire that allows Arle to learn this spell.
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Page 4:
Palm of the Fire/Water God: (They have the same description.)
A manual Rulue can use to learn this special skill.
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The player then goes back to buying to see Momomo lines.
Momomo: (In order.)
What're you going to buy?
I don't think you have enough money. How about something else?
That'll be 30G. Will you buy it?
There's no reason not to buy it.
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After that, they go to sell.
Momomo:
What are you selling?
Showing the menu, it's:
?Medicine
?Medical Ring
?Medicine (Back to back.)
Ring of Fire (1)
?Ring
?Medicine
?Food
They click one of the ? items.
Momomo:
What're you going to do?
Menu pops up with:
[Sell, <-
Identify,
Break Curse
Stop]
Momomo:
Unidentified things are worth 1G. Is that okay?
(They say yes, and leave.)
Momomo:
Thank you for your continued patronage.
Hope to see you again. (At the very end.)
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That's episode 1 of Extras. Bit scuffed, but it'll ease in. Have a few things planned for next time. And remember, if you want anything specific from the game translated, let me know. I'll try my best.
That'll be all. Thanks for tuning in.
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dear-mrs-otome · 1 year
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I posted 1,088 times in 2022
That's 601 more posts than 2021!
748 posts created (69%)
340 posts reblogged (31%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@dark-frosted-heart
@atelieredux
@redheadkittys
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I tagged 1,011 of my posts in 2022
Only 7% of my posts had no tags
#mrs o talks - 399 posts
#spoiler - 314 posts
#spoilers - 314 posts
#ikepri spoilers - 237 posts
#ikemen prince spoilers - 236 posts
#ikemen prince - 150 posts
#ikepri - 147 posts
#ikepri silvio - 120 posts
#ikemen vampire - 107 posts
#ikevamp - 105 posts
Longest Tag: 134 characters
#i hope they don't entirely lean on the rio thing because i like him but nit enough to feel bad for wanting to bone his brother instead
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Silvio Ricci - PRETEND LOVER Event - Another Terrible Summary
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(Yes, he is blushing. And yes, you'd better get used to his red-faced dumbstruck look because it's happening. Often.)
Here is my absolutely irreverent and chock full of hyperbole, only nominally-guaranteed-accurate rendition of Silvio's event story.
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Please always bear in mind that 1) I claim to be no expert in JP and there are and will be mistakes in this so show mercy on this amateur - and if you see any obvious mistakes, kindly let me know so I can improve 2) I didn't even TRY to make Silvio's dialogue as rude as it is. Always, at all times, assume this man is talking like a foul-mouthed sailor.
Aaaaaand 3) I made this so fucking long. Why did I feel compelled to be so detailed idk - this isn't even really a summary anymore it's just the whole damn event. FML
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So our story starts with Emma walking down the hall and being stopped by a very persistent aristocratic man she’s been dodging for days now - almost a dozen times now whenever she’s found herself alone he’s popped up, ‘coincidentally’, pestering her to have tea or spend time with him. 
He tries again today, stating how beautiful it is outside and how she should join him for tea. She tries to make her excuses, apologizing and saying she has a prior engagement, but this stalker says no, he knows that’s not true - she doesn’t have anything on her schedule, he’s already checked with the servants in court. 
She’s dismayed and also more than a bit wtf internally, when he presses her and says she doesn’t have any reason to hesitate so they should go. Takes her by the hand, making her skin sort of literally crawl, and tries to pull her off - only to be interrupted by a voice.
“Found you.”
Someone’s hand comes from behind and snags her, hauling her in…and she turns around to find, to her horror, that it’s Silvio there behind her. The tyrant himself, the last person she probably wants to see or have anything to do with because he is patently The Worst. 
She can tell already that today is going to be rough.
He’s got his arms around her from behind, caught up too in his fancy schmancy exotic cologne, when he scolds her for making a hassle of herself. She’s one part relieved to be rescued from the creepy aristo guy…and one part full of dread because it’s Silvio that’s saved her and she knows he is far faaaar from a nice man. 
He says with a smile how she’d already make a promise to him for the next while, and she’s blankly like….promise??? Prompting him to scowl at her before she’s all OH RIGHT RIIIIGHT THAT PROMISE RIGHT NOW YEP YEP. Realizing that maybe he’s trying to cover for her excuse to the aristocrat earlier. 
Silvio’s grinning, but then he turns to the aristocrat and brushes him off, stating he doesn’t know who the guy is but he shouldn’t dare touch someone else’s woman - specifically, this woman is his.
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Cute tsun cute tsun cute tsun alert
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#3
Pace non trovo - IkePri (Silvio)
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Fandom: Ikemen Prince
Pairing: Silvio Ricci/MC (Emma)
Warnings: None - not even spoilers really, just speculation
Summary: Silvio sets out to discover what it takes to buy Emma…but the true cost isn’t something either of them expects. (6.7k YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT WHY BRAIN words of snark and fluff, SFW)
Author’s Note: Frankly I’m just tired of looking at this. It’s long and I’ll never be happy with it but I want it out there before Cybird undermines all my ideas. And the gratuitous Italian is all my own headcanon.
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Silvio Ricci - 1st Birthday (His POV) - Yet Another Terrible Summary
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(Silvio: “Cut it out, back off!”)
Here is my irreverent, only nominally-guaranteed accurate rendition of Silvio’s 1st birthday story in his POV.
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Birthdays are the easiest occasion of the year to close a deal. No time to rest, as many merchants come looking for investments - Silvio’s never had any doubts on that matter. In fact, he’s always thought it was the best way to celebrate a birthday.
Until that cheeky woman prodded a sore spot.
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“You’re late,” he tells her, when he finally sees her amidst the hectic preparations for his birthday party. Pissy because she's dawdled when a few hours prior he’d summoned her with an invitation.
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My #1 post of 2022
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Ahhh, he looks so happy they both do 🥺 - or at least he was until he realized Emma was faking sleep when she started giggling over him being mushy while she was 😘
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casperghosty · 10 months
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it's so interesting that you're a gmm and watcher fan because a) i am too and b) there's so much stuff i wish the channels would take from each other - like i wanna see rhett and link borrow from watcher's creativity and more exciting release schedule and i really need for watcher to learn from the ways that rhett and link connect with each other and the audience and constantly pull you in through their bond. i feel like they're two halves of the perfect channel idk
Yes I love watcher! They both have very diffrent types of content (I'll be honest I haven't been keeping up that well lately 😬) I love watchers schedule and that they post once a week, but I get that Mythical had this format of posting everyday since the beginning (correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that'd how it was).
Now there's nothing wrong with an everyday posting and that's a bug reason they're successful, but I feel like it puts waaaayy too much pressure on their writers and they can't come up with too creative stuff and gotta stick to some old things (plus there is this whole; food content gives them more views so let's stick to that instead of keep pushing non food till we connect with new/old audience that likes the non food stuff)
I did see a change in Mores like they let it run longer sometimes even longer than the main which is great because they let loose and have fun.
what I like about watcher is that the majority is scripted but the joking and banter isn't,plus they have some established content they rotate around (watcher has some too and I think we all love the darts/shuffle board/scorn hole games) those are gun because they do some games and not just sit down and eat, which is why the vibration challenge or the task master or bring it back is so much more fun to watch than fuckin gut check 🙄
Mythical also needs to focuse more in the society,and not just on the app!! oh and tiktok they used to do sketches now we just get scenes from an episode we just watched?? maybe they wanna promote the episodes to others but to fans who watch most of the time it'd just so boring.... why are they not doing anything on Mythical bits anymore?? This isn't me hating on them please don't get me wrong. I just wanna see them have fun acting and make jokes they can't on gmm. All we get is the same old gmm videos some longer More and occasionally a 5 minutes special round of MS society and maybe a btm of an episode, they at least kept car biscuits cause its one if my favorites but to be 3rd degree is just not worth it anymore because they decided to take out so many lives and loft vlogs.
now watcher doesn't have that much exclusive content either but I did see that they're trying to do something new with watcher weekly+ so I'm excited about that (plus their tiers are cheaper 🫢)
I'd love to hear your thoughts on what you mean by watcher boys connecting with each other, like do not scripted stuff like eheh they went to Knotts and were the berry boys ? (I find those episodes very sweet)
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🥴😭😳🤯😩 My god how to form words... I just rewatched the teaser and compared to that, the haunting choir was stronger in the YouTube shorts version and 🤯🤯 I lost my mind. The choir and the horror like harmonization that you mentioned sounds AMAZING. There is a really high female(?) voice in the very back, holding that note for like almost the entirety of the yt shorts and it literally just fucking catapulted me into the sun. There is a haunting vibe mix of Fake Love from MDP and the choir reminded me of that. I'm really really loving this song so far and they literally just showed us almost the same thing twice 😭 but I'm already so obsessed with it. AND THE DANCERS? LIKE PTD ON STAGE BLACK SWAN??? JIMIN IN THE CENTER??? And the dancers mimicking the choir's screams??? There is so much to unpack here, I need to go on twitter and find people who have the braincells to unpack all this 😂
And now back to my previous ask: Omg don't even mention Jimin dancing in water or rain to me 😭 I would d.e. Oh and yeah you're right, he probably has more outfits in the mv I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT 😭😭😭
I know exactly what eyes you're talking about and I hate him when he does that. I generally consider myself a soft Jimin stan b̶u̶t̶ l̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ h̶e̶ r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ m̶e̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ t̶o̶ c̶l̶i̶m̶b̶ h̶i̶m̶
Oh, but then you also won yesterday as yoonminkook biased 😎 Yoongi with a puppy 🥺😭
ALSO DID YOU SEE WHAT PDOGG POSTED? Jimin is ending 2023 kpop??? AND WE ONLY GOT 2 TEASERS BUT I'D SAY HE ALREADY ENDED EVERYTHING?? I'm like kinda thankful the next thing we are getting (at least according to the schedule, I'm side eyeing bighit with the surprise drops because there is still a day tomorrow) is the actual mv because it'd be insane if I had to sit through another teaser and not have the actual song. And I'm SO excited to learn what SMF is about and his thought process and what kind of promotion he'll do and talk about his album and his experience and what he learned and maybe Joon will talk about the album too and i will just have so much Jimin content every day 🥺🥺 -🦋
under read more again lmaoo <3333
YESSSS the yt shorts version has stronger background vocalization. and yep yep it sounds like a high female opera like voice but its haunting dhjfhdj idk how to explain it. pls i feel like the song is really going to make me cry.. not just because of the lyrics that might be emotional but also because the intensity of the song might make me overwhelmed. it sounds soooooo energetic and aggressive rn im gonna be so overwhelmed when we finally get to hear the whole thing. AND YES. the dancers the formation the vibes i agree with everyone saying its giving fake love + black swan + on DGFHDJJFD. and the dancers have been posting stories of the teaser saying "the king is coming" and things like that i just think its gonna be fucking insane. omg yes if you find theories send them my way because i have 1 braincell which is all about jimin jimin jimin it is incapable for any other coherent thought <3 (and u did not hear me say this but the third paragraph in ur ask hahahahahahhahha same) OMG RIGHT i forgot they released the photoshoot sketch yesterday 😭😭😭😭 i only saw snippets of yoongi being an absolute goofball i am yet to watch the sketch but i will now after answering this <3 AND YES OFCOURSE I SAW IT. PDOGG. DO U UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS WHEN A PRODUCER LIKE PDOGG SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS? JIMIN DID NOT COME TO PLAY. two teasers and he's already made everyone lose their goddamn minds imagine what'll happen when the actual song will release. and god i agree i literally cannot wait i don't need to be teased anymore give me the song already!!!!!!! im sure we'll get joon talking about the songs he participated in when he comes live next hehe i hope he does <3333 and yes please i need to hear jimin talk about it too. i hope he tells us about the inside stories and his thought process behind the album and the songs i would love nothing more than to hear him talk about his art 🥺🥺🥺💖
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miniscule-meow · 1 year
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I agree with anon! Every time I see the notif that you posted just makes me so excited to see what you wrote! Honestly thinking how you don't have a bigger audience with how well your writing skills are
😭🥰 y'all are so nice thank you!
Honestly, I'm excited that anyone reads and interacts with my stuff at all.
I also do think it has a little to do with how inconsistent my posting is? Right now, I'm in an off-season with my work and I have a lot of time to write. Because of that I've been on top of it more, but when my work season kicks in, I just don't have a lot of time. So unless I have really solid motivation and ideas, I don't get much done. In the past I've posted chapters in bulk, then disappeared for a handful of months. And I think on any social media platform that tanks your engagement.
I've been talking about putting myself on a posting schedule for a really long time. Theoretically, I should write just as much, but only post an update to a different story each week. Then, everything would update once a month. And If I have a back stock of chapters done then even when I'm busy I can just do final edits and post.
It's a lovely idea but I just get so excited when I finish things!!! I just want to get it all out there. That's why I'll post 5 chapters in one night sometimes 🤣
So there's that! Plus, the G/t community itself has really gone through a lot over the years. I've been on Tumblr since like 2013/2014? (Yes, I was a Homestuck. You didn't ask but I'm telling you anyway) And I've just lurked in the G/t community for most of my time here. I was waaay too nervous to actually post anything. And then you know, when yahoo first bought Tumblr a LOT of people left and that really changed things. Then, people started coming back and THEN there was a lot of discourse in the G/t community specifically, and a lot of people left again. Now I feel like people are trickling back in sort of? Nature is healing idk.
Also visual art gets a lot more engagement than written word, typically. Which totally makes sense. I can look at a picture for 3 seconds and be like "yeah that's good. I see what's going on here." But if I'm going to read something, it's a choice. Typically things aren't very long so it's not a huge commitment, but no one is going to read 2k words in 3 seconds you know?
And I'm not complaining, that's just how it is. (But even still the engagement for art has even gone down too. It used to be like any art would get like 1-4k+ notes. Now it seems like popular art gets around like 400-700 notes and then or 700-1.5k+ if it's reeeal popular)
So, it could be any number of reasons from I don't post consistently enough, to there simply aren't that many people around anymore. 🤷‍♀️
BUT I do see like a handful of people consistently interacting and enjoying what I post and that makes me so happy ♥️
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thewomaninlilywhite · 2 years
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WAIT IM LOOKING THROUGH YOUR POSTS! DO YOU ONLY WATCH MENS?
short answer: yes?
I first got into skating because I knew someone who competed in ladies singles and didn't pay attention to men's until much later; so I feel like I have a kind of tainted view of ladies. (She actually retired because she was fed up with the i*u – she was a pcs>tes skater; not the best jumper, but beautiful technique and artistry)
now I only really /care/ about men's; but I do watch ladies (if/when I have to time) and do have a few ladies that I keep an eye on (Kaori, Rika, Katya, Anya, Mae, Starr). But I don't actively follow the drama/go out of my way to plan my schedule around being able to watch the ladies event.
I think that the quality of artistry is more across the board in ladies because they're not expected to have as high tech scores as men's (obvs the russians girls are pushing this); but it's kinda hard for me to watch girls much younger than me whilst thinking about how their bodies/minds/etc. suffer from what they do. Also, the way that they bend their bodies isn't as pretty to me. (aka why I don't like Kami and a lot of the other russian girls – "I" spins don't impress me because they looks so unnatural and gross because I know first hand that you basically have to destroy your spine to be able to do them... there's a reason Yuzu doesn't do Biellmans anymore -- rip)
Idk maybe it's because I'm a dancer and know what they have to go through and how damaging it can be in the long run (I can't move my right hip without it popping 😅) that it's less enjoyable for me. I feel like, though men are pushing themselves athletically, they're not doing so in an inherently unnatural way as the ladies seem to; so it makes them more pleasant to watch.
As for the other disciplines: pairs TERRIFIES me because of that one girl who got dropped and became paralysed and then died of complications and I just Don't Understand Ice Dance ??? 😂
but in general, yea i only follow men's because I hate myself
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itzymidzy · 2 months
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I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE GIRLS
Before you go "you should have been long time ago" i always have been but that worry has increased. As you can see, girls have been overworking since 2022. 2022 they released their 5th mini album "Checkmate" that followed their 1st world tour under the same name. Let's remember before the album release, they need to work on it and film everything, after that comes music show and variety shows, fansigns, after that came tour but before that they needed to practice for the tour. They go tour but at the same time they are preparing for the next album "Cheshire", the "Cheshire" promotion started along with the end-year shows and awards, they need also practice for those. Done now they go back to tour, while still on tour they start to prepare for "Kill My Doubt". According to Ryujin, they also worked on their solos which was on "Born To Be" album. Back to "Kill My Doubt", promotions starts, chances are they are already preparing for "Born To Be". The end-year shows starts, they have to practice for these again while preparing their 7th mini album "Born To Be" and also practice for their 2nd tour under same name. Let's also remember between those are also other stuff like fashion events and photoshoots and content.
If you deep thinking about it, it's crazy like they don't know what's vacation anymore. Tour started on the 24th and 25th, they went to paris on the 26th, show was on the 28th, left paris 29th, made back to the SK on the 1st, now it's 2nd and they are leaving to China and they probably come back to SK on the 4th since the fansign is tomorrow, on the 3rd. The next show is on the 16th, there can be alot of stuff happening before the next show and as far girls haven't gotten rest. It's crazy! I'm scared for them. i hope they don't collapse.
This the reason why Lia is on hiatus. Their schedule is so tight like when are they allowed to rest?! Girls haven't gotten proper rest since 2022 it's insane.
RENEW CONTRACT
I do not believe they are going to renew it. Again before you be "you basically want them disband". Yes but in a good way! I want to them leave this company to get this freedom from performing all the time. They mistreatment and overwork has shown that this contract will be not renewed. as much i love them, i only want good for them. I bet girls are also fully aware but they can't say anything.
If you have been GOT7 fan or are or have heard of them then you probably know they were also under Div2. They disbanded in 2021 but i heard they left company with the name, meaning they are still a group but under other company (feel free to correct me). Now stop reading and think why they left.............................figure it out? If no then the reason why they left was because of mistreatment and overworking. Remember they were also under Div2. What ITZY is receiving is what people call "The GOT7 Treatment".
It's not bad if you wish ITZY to renew their contracts in 2026 but you will be wishing continuation of their mistreatment and overworking. Remember they can't do anything but just accept the orders what they get. Also just add the promotions has gone worse and company doesn't buy ads for the music videos. The ads what you saw was fan bought.
OVERALL
I have meant to make this post for quiet while but i didn't feel like it until now when i saw they have flight to China like it was only 14 hours since they arrived back to SK. It's sad! The company or div2 haven't let them rest properly. Ending one tour to jump to other tour was useless. People also have wished to whole group to go little break while Lia is and i agree 100%. Or let the girls do individual stuff until Lia is back and do group stuff again. But what's the point if that is div2. I feel they rushed to make the 2nd world tour happen because they know they are not gonna renew their contracts so they rush ITZY do stuff since they have 2 years left but idk.
Just adding the Japanese releases too, they have to prepare for those too and probably there is one already working and will be releasing before their Japan shows which will be in May (I don't confirm anything, i'm just saying). And probably the next album is already works too. The rest probably never gonna happen for girls because of this shit ass company. Fuck Div2. Fuck JYP Entertainment.
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exiledelle · 3 months
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this posts gonna be very different from what ive usually posted (as in not undertale or homestuck), bear with me. its also a kind of long but not super long minecraft rant,
normally i enjoy phoenixsc videos but honestly his latest video just kinda...spilled some stuff over for me. specifically when he and fundy were talking about the armadillo and said "wolves arent useful so why did people vote for them"
and like...can we. as a minecraft community. PLEASE stop saying that because the answers RIGHT there. wolf armor. people voted for armadillo for the wolf armor so that wolves can start to BE useful. genuinely how can people say that and still be blind to it. (plus its a cute mob which honestly is all the reason some people need, and thats fine)
quick opinion: NONE of the mobs in last years vote were really "useful" which is fine. penguins speeding up boats is fun in niche scenarios but not widely useful. increased block reach is actually way less requested or necessary than people claim, itd also only really show up in niche situations realistically. wolf armor, though, sure, not a lot of people use wolves for combat, and its not gonna convince people, but out of all 3 options, wolf armor has actually been a long requested feature (not super loudly but still been around) and really does feel like a long time coming. its STILL only good in the niche situations people bring their wolves to combat, but to me it was that long time coming aspect that sold me on them (i wouldve been fine with any of them winning though. yes even penguins.)
as for the shark thing, yes i agree mojang absolutely has a weird double standard with realism, and thats a good point of criticism when not being hostile about it but with fireflies i still think what happened with them is they were way too built around frogs to be added without the interaction. maybe they were entities that depended on frogs to keep the count in check, maybe mojang wanted to give them a new use and havent thought of anything, but either way i dont think theyre gone forever, mojang just needed to reconsider what theyre there for and are waiting for a good thematic opportunity (extra disclaimer that i dont know this for sure, im only speculating)
idk just in general ive been fed up with minecraft negativity for years, and i hate seeing a youtuber i normally enjoy end up causing that to overflow just a little bit more. i could make an entire separate rant post about people unfairly treating glowsquids, theres videos that talk about the "mojang is lazy" stuff far better than i ever could, etc etc
but just...can we love this game again. please. can people stop claiming to love this game only to immediately turn around and tear the game to shreds at the earliest opportunity. the game is still fun (even if i dont play it nearly as often as id like) but discussion about the game outside of friend groups seems to NEVER be enjoyable anymore and that sucks.
"minecraft is dying" and its loud parts of the community thats causing it, not mojang. thats the best way i can sum up my thoughts on all of this.
anyway you can go back to your regularly scheduled timeline i just needed to scream at the void about this, i dont care whether or not anyone sees this just as long as its off my chest
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