#also forgot to mention that Damian constantly gets hit in the face with a panini

[robintherobiner]

The batfamily as classic british secondary school tropes (?)

Alfred: the cool lunch lady who gives you a meal even if you don't have any money left on your account

Bruce: that one strict teacher who turns into the nicest person ever outside of class

Dick: that one six former that walks into year seven classes just to go "Omg, hey teach, do you remember teaching me lol?"

Barbara: the one kid whos always on the computers at lunch and someone got on all the banned websites just so she can play cookie clicker

Jason: the one who thinks he's the teachers pet

Cass: the ACTUAL teachers pet

Tim: the one kid who rarely shows up to school and when they do, they just make a bunch of concerning jokes and then disappears again so no one is sure if they're dead or alive

Steph: the loud girl who sits in the back of class who will shank anyone who says anything to her friends, despite the fact that she routinely insults her friends

Duke: the kid who's quiet so you think they'll be chill to sit next to but then they somehow rope you into the wildest shit

Damian: the year seven with a big backpack

#also forgot to mention that Damian constantly gets hit in the face with a panini #Tim is the one who throws the panini #people are gonna read this and think im english. IM NOT. i just live there. SAVE ME #dc comics #dc universe #batman comics #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #britian #english student