my moms burgers rule i wish restaurants/ fast food chains did burgers like hers
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these posts paint such a vivid emotional story for me like this is basically sequential high art.
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one of my very least favorite "jokes" is people making fin of qin su for "not knowing her husband is gay" or the array of fics where he's zero eprcent interested in her from the jump. Like way to take out all the tragedy in service of biphobia
GODDDDDD, I saw that in the same set of post notes that set me off yesterday--"durr hurr, poor girl got tricked into marrying this gay guy." Like, HOW? The Jin clan are by far the wealthiest and most powerful sect, and the Qin clan is one of their bannermen, and QCY and JGS are buddies. If JGY were a mustache-twirling villain trying to boost his status with an advantageous marriage and/or a gay man desperate for a beard, he has better options than a clan of middling wealth and significance that is already under Lanling's sphere of influence.
And they both had to fight for this marriage to happen! "QS was tricked into marrying him" is wild to me, because IIRC it says RIGHT THERE that she took the initiative in this relationship! A relationship that neither her father nor his was super enthused about! JGY was out here bothering JGS for this! JGY, the guy who famously does atrocities if daddy says jump, worked with QS to make sure this marriage happened! After all, while QS has the most to lose if the pregnancy plan goes south, JGY's not totally off the hook either; JGS could've very well punished him to appease QCY. Why the hell would he go through ANY of that if he didn't love her?
Like... you could maybe make a case for him not being attracted to her in CQL, where it's implied that he didn't sleep with her until their wedding night and he hates every second of it a choice that haunts me every day because what the fuck what the FUCK. But even there, he states that he pushed for the marriage, and feared to call it off in part because he'd "spent so much effort, went through such lengths to ask Qin Cangye for permission to marry his daughter... I had finally satisfied both Qin Cangye and Jin Guangshan." So even here he'd worked for it! Potentially antagonizing two noblemen, one of whom is his father the Chief Cultivator, is not worth the potential material benefits here! Even here, the only explanation that makes sense is that he loves her!
Which, you know, he says himself that he does. He says that he loves her to Lan Xichen's face, even, so like... pretty weird lie for a gay guy to tell his boyfriend. And if JGY were lying about everything... wouldn't he think of something better? He could throw QS under the bus and say she forced him. He could say the marriage was his father's idea and JGS directly ordered him to marry her. Both of these options are more readily understandable (and paint him as truly without recourse) than "I felt trapped by the potential ramifications of defying social expectations."
Now, people can write what they want when it comes to fic; if you're writing a canon divergence fix-it, then yeah, an easy way to avoid the incest is to have him simply not into women at all. You can even make a compelling case for comphet that he doesn't recognize for what it is until it's too late if you try hard enough. But in terms of broader trends rather than individual fic, and given the fandom trends of erasing WWX's attraction to women across all canons, or ignoring WQ's whole situation with JC in CQL canon to make her a Mean Lesbian(TM)... are you sure there's not biphobia at play? Are you really sure?
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“Loki’s been asking when you’re gonna hang out with him again, Baldr. Seems he cares more about you than his own brother!” — Thor
HI EVERYONE IM FINALLY DOING THE DAUNTING TASK OF DESIGNING MR PROBLEM CAUSER! Thor and Hoder mentioned him a couple times and like…I latched onto this name-only character. C’mon man what do you expect of me ESP WHEN THERE WAS A MISTRANSLATION WITH THEIR PRONOUNS!!! I gave him my own fun flair since theres like…nothing on him but I hope the design’ll catch on >:D
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tubbo 'fans' pointing metaphorical guns at tubbo: wow i cant believe Dream is threatening my streamer
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Yup. We want that fruit burnt extra cwispy~
me pulling Lee out of the crowd of anons that wanna cook him on a grill
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besides nightmare sans and any au of his who else is ur favorite skeleton
ive been asked this already and itz hard for me to choose BUT !! im certain some of my top favorite AUs are definitely horrortale and underfell ^_^
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i still all the time think about the 10 cloverfield lane slowed down mix for i think we're alone now. and i just like 2 think about an evil little tcsm game trailer sequence in my head. like imagine dying to this silly banger. like it's so good
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