#all my homies hate hojo

[yingxtkm]

I don’t know why but I still have this old shitty photoshop edit I made in my server awhile back in my camera roll. So I’m blessing y’all with it :^)) yw

#average father and son quality time #all my homies hate hojo #get his ass miniroth #vincent is sephiroth’s dad #sephiroth #vincent valentine #professor hojo #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #final fantasy series #final fantasy #low effort photoshop #low quality shitpost #shitpost #photoshop

[shadowsageingempress]

That's it, that's their dynamic.

To be clear, I don't know if I believe that Lucrecia is an empath. But I do know that Hojo enjoys making her feel pain.

#they fucking hate each other #final fantasy vii #ff7 meme #lucrecia crescent #fuck hojo #all my homies hate hojo #being lucrecia crescent is suffering

[agwhaan]

I want to dox every person who wants to fuck Hojo and leave an upper-decker in their toilets

(the preceding statement was a hyperbolic joke and if you take it at face value you're almost as dumb as people who think hojo is attractive)

#hojo #professor hojo #final fantasy vii #fuck hojo #all my homies hate hojo

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

hi I hope you still answer questions and that you are getting better :)

we give you all our love ❤️

i wanted to know would there be a hojo - cloud interaction anytime soon or will hojo will remain clueless of the " miracle " that happened within the walls of Shinra?

and if hojo gets his ( disgusting ) hands on cloud would his status of WEAPON give anything interesting to study for hojo ?

well hi there 😃 been a while guys, happy to report that I am alive and well and reasonably recovered from my relapse. unfortunately right AFTER my recovery, college started, and that’s a slow death of another sort. I don’t think I need a hiatus but I’m sort of eyeballing it right now simply because of how packed my schedule is 😭

But as for the question: I’m actually surprised someone hasn’t asked this yet! I, as always, do not want to give spoilers, so I’ll have to keep this one brief out of necessity

Yes, there will be Hojo-Cloud action in the future. However, it isn’t ‘soon’ in the story. I will be fair and tell you that Hojo is not oblivious to the current events. As to what he’s doing…that I can’t say

And hypothetically, if Hojo got his hands on Cloud, he wouldn’t get anything special from his studies, not with Cloud in his current state. Not from *physical* studies at least. Metaphysical ones, like studying his mind or his energy…that would get something interesting. Cloud has more abilities I haven’t showed you yet, soooo, yeah, if Hojo figured out the right peace to look, then things would get nastyyy.

Thank you for the question lovely! I hope everyone is doing well and I’ll do my best to post a few more updates on how things are going around here

#ff7 #cloud strife #ff7 cloud #ao3 #final fantasy 7 #fanfic #archive of our own #professor hojo #warning: hojo #fuck hojo #me and all my homies hate hojo #wgpcmfg #liddle’s asks

[maryse127]

Fuck Professor Hojo. All my homies hate Professor Hojo

#final fantasy vii rebirth #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ff7 rebirth #stop hiding behind your mechs and experiments and fight me yourself asshole

[nanamisbabybunny]

Shie Hassaikai Headcanons!

♡the Shie Hassaikai are my comfort characters, don’t come at me

Rappa’s favorite rapper is Tech N9ne

Setsuno listens to My Chemical Romance and bumps to “Dear Maria, Count Me In.” (I know it’s not MCR)

Chrono’s favorite season is summer

I feel like Nemoto was very religious at some point

Tabe enjoys seafood but enjoys food from overseas

Overhaul doesn’t eat crab because it’s a “sea spider” and he thinks spiders are germs

Mimic’s parents wanted him to study abroad since he is smart

In high school, Nemoto was a straight A student and a good kid

Chrono and Overhaul met in middle school (is this canon??)

Hojo and Rappa have boxing matches for fun

Overhaul’s office was once filled with black balloons for his birthday

Despite germs, Overhaul likes to take walks during fall days

Chrono and Sakaki love sweets, like pies and cakes

Nemoto drinks straight black coffee (scared of him)

Sakaki will get so drunk he remakes TikTok dances

Setsuno lives on TikTok, that shit is funny to him

Mimic loves cheese (don’t ask lol, he would sell you for Kraft cheese)

During the season of fall, Overhaul will make his office smell like pumpkin spice

Tengai is Buddhist (that’s canon), and practices often when not “babysitting” Rappa

Rappa LOVES pumpkin pie

Setsuno and Tabe watch anime (JuJutsu Kaisen, Naruto, Attack on Titan)

Katsukame loves Halloween

Growing up, Rappa would swim in creeks

Mimic is afraid of snakes, he thinks they’re gross

Tabe once ate a spider

Chrono dresses up during Halloween, it’s normally a vampire

Nemoto does the laundry, what a sweetie

Meme Team™️ is Rappa, Setsuno and Mimic

Katsukame kills any bugs in the base, homie isn’t afraid of anything. Or he steals their energy

Nemoto got drunk off a Truly once

Rappa taught Setsuno how to knock someone out without using larceny

Katsumake and Mimic commuted arson once.. or twice (is this canon???)

Hojo enjoys watching and playing basketball

Setsuno has sensitive skin :(

Rappa dropped out of high school and joined MMA Fighting

Katsukame dreamt of fighting All Might one-on-one

Speaking of anime, Overhaul hates AOT. A bunch of giant naked people aren’t appealing to him

#shin nemoto #hari kurono #shie hassaikai #mha villains #mha kai chisaki #mimic #my hero academia headcanons

[beneathstarryskies]

Alrighty 😊 how would Rufus respond to his wife hiding behind him as professor hojo was eyeing her like she was a piece of candy? (I personally hate hojo for what he did to sephiroth)

Rufus would be absolutely livid about this. He’d protect his sweet wife from Hojo’s gaze while trying to play it somewhat cool if there are other people around. However, as soon as he gets a moment alone he’s not so subtly threatening him. He reminds him of his position and the power he has at potentially have Hojo’s experiments shut down if he so pleases.

“One word to my father, and your life’s work is ash,” Rufus will say.

Also, fuck Hojo. All my homies hate Hojo. 😤

#🌝asks #thirst hours🔥

[empire-system]

Life is like a hurricane~ here in~ duck-berg~

I’ve literally never watched duck tales in my life and I have absolutely no idea why this is stuck in my head. Also i wanna make my tag ‘friendly neighbourhood suicidal guy⚔️’ but I also don’t wanna have to trigger warning all of my posts with suicide mention. Also I don’t think I’m even that bad anymore? It’s just that’s kinda what my source is known for. So I have no clue. How did this go from a shit post to annoy host (hehe that rhymed) to this? Also rhymed has the stupidest spelling known to man, fuck the world rhymed. Me and all my homies hate the word rhymed. Now we’re back to shit post. Now I remember one of my best friends from source isn’t in the system and I’m gonna be sad about it again. Hojo please come out of dormancy man, me and Sora miss you- and we’re back to serious again- what the fuck am I???

#ya know I was gonna question why my tone kept swinging then I realise we’re ADHD and it aaaaall makes sense⚔️ #Setsuno shut up⚔️ #there. that’s a tag. a fitting one lol. #osdd system #did system #mha fictive #bnha fictive #did #tw suicide mention

[polar-stars]

Long time no BrOTP-drawingggg...

So here they are: The 91st Gen descendants! The Utlimate Flex Duo!!

It's my best friend's birthday today and she requested me a couple of days ago to draw a party-selfie of Suzume and Shigeo (she loves them ahdhd). So yes, given the occasion...I complied! And it was a lot of fun (until it was time for thee background shfh)

As you all know Suzume & Shigeo are normally bickering each other's head off. But they do tend to get along a bit better whenever both of them are really drunk.

This right here is both of them drunk.

I made some extra doodles of the aftermath:

(what inspired my best friend to this request in the first place was a talk I had with her about the one time Suzu and Shige got so smashed that they both woke up with matching friendship bracelets the next morning. They both equally hate it ahdhdfdshfh)

#Fuck drawing background. All my homies hate drawing backgrounds. #ahhdhd I suffered #but I tried my damn hardest to capture some form of Club-atmosphere #Lea is doing Art #Suzume Hojo #Shigeo Eizan #Shokugeki no Kimiko Stuffz

[xiiiwayfinders]

VEXEN WOULD WIN HANDS DOWN. FUCK HOJO. ME AND MY HOMIES ALL HATE HOJO

YES FUCK HOJO I DESPISEEE THAT MAN

#one thing that brings people together is an intense hatred of hojo #and that's beautiful i think #he can hogo eff himself #that was a bad pun but im proud of it #ask reply #all caps

[yingxtkm]

There isn’t much sad art of Hojo and young Sephiroth out there! Could I please ask to see a little interpretation from you? Even your simplest drawings are so beautiful.

OOOF okay I’ve never drawn hojo before actually (if hojo has no haters I am dead 😔🤚) I do like miniroth angst tho so hopefully this is an interpretation you were looking for haha hmmm seems a little familiar no?

Also it’s like 3 am, sorry if it came out a little scuffed 🥲

#doodle requests #answered asks #asks #request box #all my homies hate hojo #miniroth #sephiroth #professor hojo #ff7 #final fantasy vii #ffvii #my artwork #doodle #fanart

[shadowsageingempress]

Additions to my To-Do List

Find Sephiroth and give him a hug

Find whatever is left of Hojo’s soul (or whatever he has instead of one), revive him, and beat him to death

Repeat as necessary

#final fantasy vii #this is in reference to #ever crisis #sephiroth #sephiroth crescent #fuck Hojo all my homies hate Hojo

[shadowsageingempress]

In light of our brief back and forth re: Lucrecia and Hojo I want you to have a joke my friend told me.

"AU where the Ides of March is a thing in FF7 but because Lucrecia and like 60 other Shinra employees who were sick of Hojo's shit all stabbed him to death"

Yes please.

#final fantasy vii #yes!!!!! #yes yes yeeees #awesome au #fuck Hojo all my homies hate Hojo