#all american guys

[betterbrosandgardens]

Better drivers

#betterbrosandgardens #boy next door #smooth muscle #boys of summer #hottie #muscles #men in jockstraps #gay jockstrap #male model #black underwear #men in underwear #mens underwear #all american guys #blond guy #fitmen #jockstrap bulge

[bdgmuscle]

Boytoy threads. More tight finds here.

#bdgmuscle #speedos #aronik #mens swimwear #swim wear #brown Speedo #hot guys wearing speedos #speedo boy #swim briefs #swimbriefdaze #all american guys #men in speedos #men wearing speedos #blond boy #smooth muscle #fitguys #swimmer #speedo bulge #speedoboy #hunky men #speedo hunk

[forcuriousguys]

Dave Thomas for AAG

#dave thomas #all american guys #aag #denim #jeans #happy trail #posing #stretching

[subterra-rose]

Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because there’s cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure

#texting my patience #pokemon #edit: I’m not American sorry guys #<just bc people have mentioned the healthcare 😔 (not meant in a condescending way) #I have all of these in my area I just like thinking if everywhere was like this

[fitstud]

#hot guy #all american bitch #muscle #pecs #hunk

[ffcrazy15]

Someone needs to do an analysis on the way the Kung Fu Panda movies use old-fashioned vs. modern language ("Panda we meet at last"/"Hey how's it going") and old-fashioned vs. modern settings (forbidden-city-esque palaces/modern-ish Chinese restaurant) to indicate class differences in their characters, and how those class differences create underlying tensions and misunderstandings.

#This is neither a criticism nor a compliment of that artistic choice #I just think it's really interesting #Like even looking at the Five: #Tigress talks in an older style than the others because she was mainly raised at the Jade Palace #While Mantis talks like Joe-schmo off the street because he *was* a streetfighter and an ordinary guy #Shifu and even Tai Lung talk like they're from an old-fashioned novel or kung fu movie #Po talks like a modern guy you'd meet working in a twenty-first century family restaurant #Part of Tigress's initial disdain for him in the first movie is clearly because she considers him to be low-class/a commoner #(And therefore an intruder into the world of the Jade Palace and the rest of the Kung Fu masters which appears to be semi-noble). #Shen looks genuinely off-put and disgusted when he has to respond to Po's greeting with a “...hey.” #And when Po wants to appear more legitimate as a warrior he adopts a more “legendary”/old-fashioned way of speaking. #In the aesthetic language of KFP old fashioned=noble/upper class and modern=common/lower class. #This translates entirely naturally—I think especially to an American audience—but it is wild once you notice it #Because you realize: “Hang on—shouldn't *all* these characters be talking like they're living in the medieval era?” #“And what does it mean that they're not? What is the movie attempting to convey with this—probably entirely subconscious—artistic choice?” #kung fu panda

[luckyjorabbit]

Cringetober Day 1; Heterochromia

#My favorite guy that im shy to admit I love him but only becuz I like him like This Way specifically and not anyway else LMFAO #Animal crossing #Raymond #American psycho #Yipeeee!!!!! #Also I headcanon him more like david bowie's eyes rather than actual heterochromia which like adds to all this i think LOL but ye #eyestrain

[betterbrosandgardens]

Better Studs

#betterbrosandgardens #stud #bettergays #better bodies #better bros #baseball cap #bro #no shirt #shirtless hunk #alpha stud #bro next door #all american guys #boyfriend material #better made

[bdgmuscle]

Hay.

#bdgmuscle #muscles #gay #briefs #men in briefs #cowboy #underwear model #men in underwear #white briefs #ripped #stud #smooth muscle #all american guys #washboard abs #muscle boy

[t00thpasteface]

i'm so relieved that people like my retrobat stuff bc i can tell tumblr definitely prefers two very specific batmans: Tortured Diesel DILF and Edward Cullen But Cooler. meanwhile i'm out here like

#i mean i COULD wax poetic about how serious/grounded stories don't necessarily have to humorless and grimdark #i think someone who is 100% brooding all the time is just as cartoonish and wacky as someone who is always 100% silly #if anything it comes off as insecure. like omg look how serious i am guys!! i made batman unfunny and cruel and abusive!! #i think there's a lot to chew on with a guy who is miserable and traumatized but still at the end of the day a paragon and optimist #if he wasn't ultimately optimistic and big-hearted he wouldn't be doing literally any of this shit lbr he'd just shoot guys and go home #like look man if you wanna write the next great gutwrenching american novel maybe don't pick a single dad in a fursuit as your protag sorry #IF I WANTED SERIOUS NAVELGAZING I'D READ HEMINGWAY. WHICH I ENJOY AS WELL #shebbz shoutz #batman #dc

[wastinawaaay]

US politicians enabling hate crimes and war crimes and still acting like they have the moral high grand is mind blowing

#nex benedict #palestine #actively backing up the terrorist state of Israel and sending them all sort of help #the blatant trans phobia in the policies and the behavior demonizing them to the point of encouraging others to murder them #pro life BS and ignoring women's autonomy and everybody else's #still claiming they are actually the good guys #I don't know how us americans tolerate it at this point to change the situation and making it better you guys need a fucking revolution #overthrow the government and everything #I as an outsider see no other solution because let's be honest all of your politicians are corrupt in millions ways you can't change them #trans rights #free palestine

[pinkeoni]

So I’m gonna say something crazy… but have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe… and hear me out… the core four group in the show about “outcasts and wierdos” ISN’T supposed to have a straight-white-able-bodied-all-american male that people from that group can easily project on to? That maybe the straight-white-male audience might have to contend with the fact that they find relatability in characters who are black, disabled, or gay? That MAYBE there isn’t supposed to be this pov character that easily fits into these conventions that they’ve been so used to seeing in popular media but that’s also kind of the point?

#re: last post about dustin and mike #mike can still be the pov chara and he can also be gay #but dustin can be the relatable straight guy and still be disabled #its funny how mike is touted as the ‘all-american’ one when the sinclair sibs are literally more vocally patriotic than mike #but the reason people dont want to see them that way is because fill in the blank #furthermore someone can find relatability with any of the party and they dont have to be exactly like them #if a straight guy find relatability in mike it doesnt make that guy gay #but if you really adamently do not want to relate to characters who are queer #black or disabled then maybe you should ask why that is #stranger things #byler #<- target audience #will byers #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair

[fieriframes]

[Denouncing evil is a far cry from doing good.]

#s28e12 all-american all-stars #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #evil #far #good

[fitstud]

#all american #straight #bodybuilder #cute guy #alpha muscle

[saint-ambrosef]

i honestly, truly don't think most Europeans understand how big the U.S. is.

we are basically fifty different countries stacked in a trenchcoat. we are almost the same size as Europe in its entirety. it takes 15 straight hours just to drive across my home state. the cultural and economic difference between Oklahoma and California is like comparing Croatia and the Netherlands.

stop forming your ideas of what living here is like based on that one trip to NYC you took in college or that one influencer you follow that lives in San Fransisco

#sincerely a very tired american #just watched a grocery haul video from this person who lives in portland #cue all the europeans in the comments being like ''wow food in America is SO expensive!! i get my food for half that!" #like my guys. portland is a super expensive city. #what if i judged the food prices in all of europe based on grocery costs in paris