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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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saint-ambrosef · 13 minutes
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I mean do you really think. Do you really think a religion is going to survive two thousand years, multiple schisms, oppression, misuse, corruption, and still be followed by many, many people globally. Without being able to answer such basic questions as "why do bad things happen" and "what's the point of existence."
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saint-ambrosef · 17 minutes
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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saint-ambrosef · 18 minutes
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I think the only thing cuter than babies giving people little wilted flowers plucked from the lawn as “here, accept this token of my love and appreciation,” is babies giving people little wilted flowers plucked from the lawn as “here, hold my stuff, I’m busy.”
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saint-ambrosef · 18 minutes
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1st letter of my name: 2nd letter of my name: 1st letter of my mom’s name: 2nd letter of my mom’s name: 1st letter of my dad’s name: 2nd letter of my dad’s name:
My child’s name would be…
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saint-ambrosef · 19 minutes
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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take
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saint-ambrosef · 29 minutes
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. Rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
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saint-ambrosef · 29 minutes
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Please be wary of imposing things that have worked as good spiritual habits for you onto the lives of other people as law.
I'm afraid even the best teachers and pastors have done this but it's precisely because these habits were born out of sincere desire that it worked for them, and it's admirable to have strong self discipline and dedication and wish to share such habits as ideas with other people but please don't let anyone tell you that you are sinning if you don't:
Read the bible at a specific time of day
Read through the whole bible every year
Never miss church ever (even if you're sick)
Schedule your travel so that you never miss church
Avoid being in a room alone with someone of the opposite sex
Have a bible that's literally physically in bad repair
Many, many other things I've heard people speak as if they were law
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saint-ambrosef · 18 hours
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they have simply got to stop putting porn in books
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saint-ambrosef · 18 hours
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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saint-ambrosef · 18 hours
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Bugs don’t get trapped in resin like they used to. Now everything is woke.
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saint-ambrosef · 18 hours
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god people have always been people. victorian noblewomen stubbed their toes and swore about it. medieval peasants ripped hangnails a little too hard and sucked on it to make it better. cavemen put kids on their shoulders so the kids could get their handprints up on the wall. someone in the 1760s played with their dog and someone in the 1340s dragged themself out of bed at some unholy hour of the morning to soothe a crying baby and someone in the 1550s stuck a flower behind their lovers ear. I'm gonna be sick people have always been people
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saint-ambrosef · 18 hours
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