#alien rambles

[unorganisedalienrubbish]

Fuck olive theory, fuck big spoon little spoon. Fuck all of the little rules that determine who loves the other like a 'giver' or like a 'taker'.

I want to talk about how over just the month that I've lived with my boyfriend, we've both given our own 'favourite pieces' to each other, time and time again.

We baked brownies and I always took the center parts because I like the edges and I want him to have the best part. Turns out he had been taking the edges because he thought I liked the centers. How silly we are.

He'd been offering to sleep in the dip of the mattress even though it hurt his back and shoulder because he didn't want to make me uncomfortable. I prefer the dip because it means I don't push him off the edge of the bed every night as I try and get impossibly closer to him..

We both feel like we're giving the other the 'short end of the stick' when it comes to chores, because I prefer the prep when cooking and he likes the seasoning. I prefer washing up but he prefers putting the dishes away. I don't mind the charlie work and he doesn't mind vacuuming.

But that's just how it's supposed to work, we pick up each others slack and we work better together than we do apart. We both get satisfaction from our chores and are glad that 'I don't have to do the worse one'. It's so silly that we feel guilty about this.

I want to talk about that kind of love. Where just like we fit together perfectly. No matter the situation. I like citrus and he likes berries so we split candies and drinks straight down the middle. I keep him warm in the winter and he keeps me cool in the summer.

#i love you endlessly #okay maybe I just wanted to ramble about my boyfriend for a while #wii fit sport resort #alien rambles

[alien--bunny]

A couple law headcanons:

Lawrence likes Matcha ice cream. It's not too sweet so he likes it a lot. He would also like other tea flavors, however Thai is a bit too sweet for him. Chai is acceptable.

He sometimes makes fermented food. (Kimchi, pickled veggies, etc.) You might be able to convince him about making cheese.

(For those with celiac or food allergies) He stock piles frozen food for you.

#headcanon #btd #boyfriend to death #lawrence oleander #alien rambles #lawrence and food #im gushing over lawrence again

[uncannyalien]

Maybe this is stupid but, I've realized that every single poll has a minimum of 3 options.

You can't have a poll with only one thing to choose bc that removes the point, so there's at least 2. But there's always a secret 3rd option: just not answering.

Idk what this means or if it means anything at all but there ya go

#alien rambles #tumblr polls #random thoughts i guess

[risetmntblog]

okay, so before i move on to s3 e5, i just gotta write down some thoughts. haven't seen anything of Splinter, Karai or the status of the Kraang invasion yet, so don't @ me if i get smth wrong.

so, judging from the way Donnie can get stories abt the mutant frogs attacking campers, it would appear that the Kraang still only have a hold on Manhattan and word hasn't gotten out yet, or else that would've been all the news he would've gotten. (and sure, he could've scrolled through all the doom posts abt the Kraang, but i like to believe they're still stuck in New York.)

the turtle fam have been recovering in April's farm house for months while Leo recovered from his injuries, and have mostly only had run ins with mutagen and mutants. the only Kraang they've run into since being out there was April's mom. so this only further confirms my hc that the Kraang have only taken Manhattan and aren't expanding their invasion yet. just keeping it under wraps so the rest of the world doesn't panic and retaliate.

Splinter is most likely still in the sewers under New York recovering with Karai's help.

really love how Raph was taking charge and being actually kind and supportive while Leo was still recovering, even training his brothers and Casey and April, as well as getting Leo's input on the training and offering to have him join so he feels like he's helping. up until this point i just saw Raph as an angry jerk, but now i can see how much he truly cares abt his brothers.

#alien rambles #tmnt 2012

[masked-alien-lesbian]

I've reread LOA so I'm up to date and ready for book 2! And there is so much potential for book 2 to be even better than book 1! Number 1 is that I'm so excited to take down Martin, I feel like we're gonna be able to embarrass the hell out of him throughout the book before we inevitably take him down.

Also I'm hoping we all can pick if we want to lock down on Aislinn or Gabe or keep hooking up with random people, I'm ready to commit but I know not everyone is ready or even wants to romance anybody, and we all should choose what we want.

I wander if there's going to be major case our character is going to work on like they did with Marcus Sharpe's case or if we'll focus more on inter office drama with Martin with a side bonus of a romance route with Aislinn and Gabe? Going by the ads for LOA2 on Instagram, I'm leaning more towards another major case.

What do you guys think? Are you ready to put Martin in his place, smooch your chosen LI and hook up with everything that moves? Let me know in the comments or message me...and happy reading everyone! 💋

-👽

#loa2 #choices #pixelberry #playchoices #loa #laws of attraction #laws of attraction 2 #alien rambles

[violetsandshrikes]

I love kākā chicks so much - they have the MOST baby faces

#imagine aliens pull you out of bed and put friendship bracelets on you lmaooooo #katie rambles #aotearoa #kākā #conservation

[luolii]

uhmm i haven't been seeing a lot of discussion about till aside from his relationships with other competitors and i think it's something that must be addressed because i think among the competitors he's the anomaly.

unlike his peers, Till is nothing special. Ivan is beautiful and talented and so is Mizi, and they're both treated as valuable things by their alien owners because of it. You can see this in the way Ivan's constantly surrounded by attention and food and Mizi's pampered lifestyle pre-alien stage.

but then you get to Till and he's literally just strapped to a medical table. Mizi and Ivan's "foster family" treat them with some degree of humanity, even if it's in the way that humans now treat their beloved house cats. If that's the case, Till's treated as a mildly interesting lab rat.

His owners go lengths to further dehumanize him, and you can see that from the way he's so often muzzled when no one else is. They also quite literally brand him !!

This type of dehumanization in my opinion is also something that contributes to Till's aggressive behavior, because he is constantly in the circumstances that force him to do so.

Till is neither too attractive or too talented at singing, and I'm pretty sure he knows this --- that's why he relied so heavily on the element of gruesome surprise during his first round.

It's also worth mentioning that his unhealthy attachment to the idea of Mizi as some kind of saving grace also reflects on his own perception of himself, as some sinner in need of saving. Whenever he imagines Mizi in the Round 6 video, he is someone tainted in the colors of his captors (red) and sweaty, whereas Mizi is bright and glowing.

He didn't expect to live past round 6, I think that's made pretty clear. His expression isn't one of someone who expects to live (especially when Mizi is now either dead or gone). His expression is of someone defeated.

Another thing about Till is that he felt alone. Ivan loves him, we knows this, but Till doesn't. The few instances we see through Ivan's eyes, his kindness towards Till is either from somewhere Till can't see or when he's unconscious. The only time we see them interact where Till is aware of what's going on is when they're fighting as kids, and their one escape attempt.

As far as I know, Till has nothing to go off of in recent times. The only time that he's touched is by alien captors and scientists, both who see him as less than human. It's easy to be beat down and dehumanized when there is no one around you to humanize you.

No other competitor, from what we've seen, is treated as awfully as Till is treated. His idealization of Mizi stems from delusion, and there is no indication to him now that his ex-best friend Ivan still gives a shit about him.

That changes after the 6th Round though, and Till is so well set up to be a character who gets his entire worldview shattered, with Ivan's final show of affection and Mizi's disconnect from the one he has in his head (symbolized by her cut hair).

Till, a hotheaded human who is nothing special but lived on until the final round through the idealization of one competitor and the sacrifice of another ... the silliest of all time

#this is all rambling but erm.... till my beloved #till alien stage #alien stage till #alien stage round 6 #ivantill #mizitill #alien stage #luolies #alien stage ivan #alien stage mizi

[purrfectlycontent]

normal about this btw

#my ramblings #cheer up… #alien stage #alnst ivan #alnst till #ivantill

[artistsfuneral]

No, no, but don't you think it's weird how often we put things into our mouth just to hold them? It's even weirder if there's somewhere nearby where we could temporarily place those things but decide not to. It's a habit that's so engraved in human nature that it's even portrayed in all kinds of media.

I was sewing something a few days ago. Sitting at my very large desk that would have been the perfect place to hold my stuff. I still held the pins in my mouth.

When making myself tea I always put the wrapped teabag between my lips when I'm closing the cabinet door. Don't know why, I mean I could just place it on the counter, close the door and pick it up again, or close the cabinet after I've put the teabag into my mug. But no.

Then there's opening things with your mouth. Using your teeth to get through stubborn plastic wrappers. Sometimes your mouth just has more strength and dexterity than your fingers. It's weird but it's a thing.

And now imagine with me how aliens (possibly ones with more than two arms) would react to that. That sheer bewilderment and slight look of disgust. Fantastic.

#humans are space orcs #earth is space australia #humans are weird #humans are space oddities #aliens #rambles

[eggonthemoon]

GUYS GUYS

DO YOU THINK THE REASON TILL DOESN'T LOOK AT IVAN IS BECAUSE HE'S ASHAMED OF HIMSELF?

BECAUSE HE RAN AWAY THAT NIGHT? Was he shocked to see Ivan back at Anakt Garden? Did he think he'd just leave without him? Did he put two and two together and realized Ivan gave up his freedom for him?

Does he feel guilt every time he sees Ivan? Does he know how miserable Ivan is? Does he think he's the source of his torment? That Ivan deserves someone who actually loves him? All the while never even thinking of applying said notion to himself?

GUYS DO YOU THINK-

#ivantill ruined me #im in shambles #alien stage #alnst #ivantill #alnst till #alnst ivan #ramble rumble

[alien-bunny-art]

Oh dang I got a lot of notifications lately.

Thank you for all the likes~!

Also hey, hi, I'm a dork that forgot to tick the option to show my description so others can see my age. Sorry about that!

For those who are new, I used to do a lot of SR fan art (shogo is my favorite) and SC5 art (Purge is best villian). Now my hyper fixation is now Lawrence (he's relatable). Been a Sonic fan since 2003.

I'm non binary (They/them). Call me Alien, Bunny, or Ashton~

Thank you so much for your support 🐙

#alien rambles #I'm just really happy others like my drawings~

[unorganisedalienrubbish]

unnecesasary story time,

I shaved part of my leg so I could put stitches in my leg where a deep cut was, and I've never known how different my skin looks without hair there. My legs have always just been my legs. But I can't help but think, is this why I was excluded? Is this really what made me so different? I knew other school girls from when I was about 10 or 11 started shaving their legs, talking about it before we went on camp or the swim carnival. Did they look down on me because I wasn't ashamed of my body?

Even now, is this what people notice? Such a trivial thing to be caught up on. My legs are strong and powerful, and have never been thin by any means. I put effort into staying healthy and strong, but a natural part of my body is what people notice, and think I don't care about my appearance?

I don't know if its an autism thing, or just being chronically introverted. But i've never understood this. Still, there's a little girl inside me thinking 'if I just did this one thing, maybe they would want to be friends with me', what could have changed if I conformed a little better. But really I know that there's nothing I could do to ever fit in with them, whatever I did they would not include me. I was too smart or too independent, or too boyish, or too polite, or a million of other things they could have said to push me away. I don't think I would want to fit in anyway, if that's the price of having 'friends' then I don't think it's worth it. Confining to the arbitrary social 'rules and regulations' that are ultimately bullshit and a way to make people (especially young women) feel bad about themselves and to make a profit.

#a part of my inner child still aches though #I mourn her sometimes #Alien Rambles

[alien--bunny]

Okay, hear me out, but what if Ren had this:

#btd #ren hana #extra robot tails #for more murdering fun #boyfriend to death #alien rambles

[uncannyalien]

I don't care what you say, what you have is going to go so much farther. It hasn't even begun yet, and I know I won't make it to the starting line. But that doesn't matter because you will. You say that mine is worth a lot, and you're right in that it's worth a lot to me, but yours is worth a lot to yourself and to the hundreds who've already seen and supported it. I am happy we jumped into this together, I wouldn't do it with anyone else, but we know who will do better. It's going to be you, and I'm so happy for that. So please, don't look behind or turn around. Keep going, and no matter where in the finale you end up, I will be in the crowd waving and cheering you on.

#alien rambles #friendship stuff yknow?

[bugg-ay]

i havent taken my meds in a couple days and its making me believe this random ass person from ig *is* this one guy I had a dream about one (1) time

#the only thats keeping me grounded is the fact that their names r not similar #alien rambles #like okay dream guy's name starts with R and real person's name starts with s #and ill have to physically keep myself from thinking about this lest i go (more) insane

[risestarkiss]

Rise Ramblings #265

Well that explains this:

...and possibly this?

#they brainstormed using Purple's stomach to destroy the key #meaning #they thought that it might be strong enough to do so #what did they see Don eat to make them think that his stomach had the strength to possibly destroy alien technology? #...also what in the world is a “bean fight?” #Donatello Ramblings #starkiss ramblings #rise analysis #rottmnt analysis #character analysis #rise don #rise donnie #rise donatello #donatello hamato #rottmnt donatello #donatello #rottmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt2018 #tmnt 2k18 #tmnt 2018 #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles