i_srry :(
lawrence:...i dunno man this feels weird
strade in lingerie:nein dont worry this is a perfect plan! i mean if MC saw you having trouble taking off their bra theyll know youre a virgin!
lawrence:*sigh* i guess youre right..
strade in lingerie:now take it off
*he walks over to take off the bra as strade backs away*
lawrence:what are you doing?
strade in lingerie:well im not gonna make it easy for you! you have to earn it
*he keeps backing away lawrence continues to attempt to take off the bra getting more and more frustrated*
lawrence:jesus fucking christ! just let me do the clasp!
strade in lingerie:no! you have to work for it!
*he stops for a second*
strade in lingerie:ok now lets pretend youre a rando exectutive CEO and im your secretary! GO!
*he dodges him faster as he mimicks a high pitched voice*
strade in lingerie:NO!! MR OLEANDER MR OLEANDER PLEASE! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! HAVE SOME SENSE MR OLEANDER YOUR'E A MARRIED MAN!
lawrence:strade! come on! i mean it!!
*he lunges at him but he jumps out of the way still mimicking a high pitched voice*
strade in lingerie:WHOS STRADE? IM....DEBRA! I MOVED TO THE BIG CITY WITH NOTHING BUT A BAG FULL OF DREAMS AND AN ASSOCIATES DEGREE FROM KATHERIN GIBS!!
*ren walks in-*
ren:hey guys! have you seen my-
*-to see lawrence pinning strade to the ground while trying to rip off the bra of him. both of them are screaming at each other*
ren:oh! nevermind! found it!
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What the BTD/TPOF characters smell like
Strade: Machine oil, grease, blood (real bad if he's recently killed/tortured someone), cheap cologne, cigar smoke, cheap beer
Ren: Really nice shampoo and moisturizer scents like lavender or roses
Lawrence: Rot, mint (to cover up the rotting smell), grass, dirt, earthy tones, small whiffs of different flowers
Derek: When in the desert, like must and sweat; at home, like really nice colonge (like ones from Gucci idk)
Celia: Nice perfume scents (roses, vanilla, orange) with a hint of alcohol
Mason: Smells like the woods; trees, grass, earthy smells. Also kinda smells like smoked meat (dude definitely smokes his own hunted game)
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literally just did the math if lawrence was alive in tpof he would’ve been 52 i’ll explain:
rens age in tpof is 47 and his age in btd2 is 21 so 47-21= 26 !! so that means 26 years in between btd2 and tpof
so if law was 26 in btd plus the 26 years between the games..he’d be 52. he’d be a little hag (and i would love him still)
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the young keep pace with the old
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