#alice's so called life

[theskoomacat]

every time i hear Tim humming i'm completely like

#alan wake 2 #alan wake spoilers #alan wake 2 spoilers #hello he did nothing wrong #and also now alice and mr door?? whoever the fuck he is. is he saga's dad or smth? #man i hope they fix alice her situation is upsetting both from the inside and the real life perspective #yes i'm instating a blanket ban on every protagonist's wife's death #tom can stay he's a collaborator #man i wonder if they will explain tom. why he changed the profession (was it a part of his plan of escape?) #why does he look like alan and people call alan tom "in real life''. did they like conceptually merge in the dark place? #is this why tom called alan on that payphone? #why does ahti say tom has written him inside the story how did that happen? #this game is so much fun

[beneaththeshadows]

Hi again, people of tumblr!!! I've been mostly away this last month due to some personal issues, but now I'm back, I guess, and trying to get in the mood to post regularly

Anyway, here's a young and old (book)Alicent in Tudor Fashion. I started doing the young alicent and decided to use green (though that wasn't intentional), and then thought about her older version actually dressing in her house colors.

My headcanon is that this would be a very popular style(especially the big sleeves) in the mid Jaehaerys reign when Alysanne was at court, as was Alicent's mother, and when Ali was younger she would dress in this style to mimic her late mother's fashion to bring her some comfort, and that helped Jaehaerys feel closer to her because she reminded him of his deceased daughters/wife, so this was all a big "nostalgic friendship"

#alicent hightower #asoiaf #fanart #valyrianscrolls #house hightower #a song of ice and fire #the dance of the dragons #The greens #pre asoiaf #fire and blood #I'm so tired of life today #but I'm forcing myself to actually do something #good news is that I actually finished a few wips #I got to admit to myself that I'm really fond of that belt/chain on older Alicent #I found about this real-life green pearl called peacock pearl #which is the prettiest thing ever

[rosalinesurvived]

Legitimately think that anti-Alicents wouldn’t empathise with irl children groomed/SA’ed by trusted adults and that is my toxic hotd opinion.

#come at me you bitches #people not being able to recognise that alicent was raped by vizxy can burn in hell #of course she’s smiling she has to. of course she’s used to him she has to #it’s not just fiction it’s so so fucking important because these things happen in real life it almost happened to me #everyone saying that alicent is evil and that it’s so good the corpse dude called her aemma can burn in hell #aemma was thirteen when voxy raped her #vitty boy knew full on that Otto told Ali to go to him but raped her and got her pregnant at 14 anyways #I would throttle him and poke him with pins like a voodoo doll #anti viserys i targaryen #house of the dragon #pro alicent hightower #alicent hightower #pro greens #pro team green #anti team black #anti alicent antis #queen alicent #hotd #rape apologists #the pinnacle of got fandom being pro women empowerment and then hating the woman who needs empowerment #like. she’s a woman too guys. misogynistic fuckers who only like gIrLBoSS masculine women who aren’t like those dumb girly girls

[victorluvsalice]

The "Valicer In The Dark Meets Baldur's Gate III" Not-Incorrect Quotes/Shitpost Collection

(Don't worry too much about spoilers -- most of this is early-game stuff, with just a couple of things relating to stuff in Act II)

--

Alice: [having just met Lae'zel on the Nautiloid and been informed of the situation with the parasites] And who are you, exactly?

Lae'zel: Who am I? Your only chance of survival.

[later, after the imps have been fought, and everyone's met back up and freed Shadowheart:]

Victor: [introducing himself as they get back on the move] I'm Victor.

Alice: I'm Alice. [pointing to Lae'zel] And this is Only.

Lae'zel: ?

Alice: Well, you've given me nothing else to call you.

--

Shadowheart: [after being informed the trio live in a world without a sun and that's why they're being so weird about the sky being blue] I -- are you Shar's Chosen? Is this some sort of test? Am I not supposed to believe you when you say you like sunlight? I can totally not believe you if that's the case!

Alice: ...I feel like we've missed something.

Smiler: [lying down and sunbathing] Yeah, it's in the sky above us.

--

Withers: What is the worth of a single mortal's life?

Victor: I -- I would say priceless. You can't put a value on life itself.

Alice: I say it's worth whatever you're willing to pay to defend it. Only the owner of said life can set the value.

Smiler: I'm pretty sure the standard rate of assassins in Duskwall is four Coin minimum -- not sure how that translates to your money.

Victor & Alice: [look at Smiler]

Smiler: What? It's a legitimate answer!

--

Withers: I shall be here, in thy camp, for whenever thou has need of my services.

Alice: Oh? What kind of services do you offer?

Withers: A mending of the threads between life and death. Should thou or any of thy compatriots perish, I will cleave soul to body once more.

Victor: Cleave soul to -- wait a minute, isn't that how you get vampires?

Astarion: [rearranging his tent, pauses and gives them a really weird look]

--

Alice: [during one of the meetings with Raphael] You do seem like a very powerful devil.

Raphael: [preening] I consider myself no slouch, yes.

Smiler: [cheerfully] I bet your blood could power an entire city block for a month!

Raphael: [blink blink] ...thank...you?

--

Strange Ox: Ah, you're addressing me. A humble ox. How...quaint.

Smiler: [tilting their head] What are you?

Strange Ox: As I said, a humble ox. I don't know why you're --

Smiler: No, I mean, what's an ox?

Strange Ox: ...

--

Smiler: [standing behind a table lined with eight samples of the same Potion Of Glorious Vaulting, with Victor, Alice, and the companions all gathered around the front of it] Thank you all for coming to this blind taste test, where we will be disproving the idiotic notion that you only need one specific ingredient per potion to create something that does what you want it to. In front of you are eight individual Potions of Glorious Vaulting, each made with a different type of Ashes -- I would like you each to drink one, test the effects, then rate it based on how strong the effects were, how long they lasted, and how tasty it was.

Wyll: You care about the taste?

Smiler: Of course! If we're going to be making potions, the least we could do is make them pleasant to consume! We're working toward maximum happiness here! Now everybody pick one and let's get jumping!

--

Gale: [realizing the trio isn't with them as they move through the mind flayer colony under Moonrise] Hold -- where's Victor, Alice, and Smiler?

Karlach: I think I saw them looking at a cage in the last room.

Lae'zel: Chk -- they should know by now that we cannot pause and look at every little thing that --

Smiler: [rejoining the group carrying a certain intellect devourer, beaming, as Victor and Alice come up behind them] Hey everyone!

Lae'zel: [stares at the brain] ...

Astarion: Why are you carrying an intellect --

Lae'zel: THAT. THING. SURVIVED?!

Us: Hello Angry Friend!

Lae'zel: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND

--

Aylin: [after everyone's agreed to meet up with her and Isobel again later at the camp] Now -- you will leave us. We must take succour in one another's bodies and words.

Isobel: Aylin. We'll see you later.

Victor: [hiding a smile] Of course.

Alice: [biting back a chuckle] Later.

Smiler: [big beaming grin and a double thumbs up] Enjoy the hot lesbian sex!

Victor: Smiler!

Aylin: I intend to.

Isobel: AYLIN.

#valicer in the dark au #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #(very minor ones nothing for Act III but I guess there's a little bit for Act II here) #not incorrect quotes #had probably more fun with these than I should have #Lae'zel cracks and tells Alice her name when she tells 'Only' and Shadowheart not to fight before they reach the helm #Alice of courses persists in calling her 'Only' when she's annoyed with her #and Smiler is like 'VINDICATED' when Withers admits that resurrecting people is a matter of coin #'see I told you he might want the economics answer!' #also yes ghosts possessing soulless bodies is how you get vampires in Duskwall #not to mention most of them suck life straight out of other people #a blood-drinker like Astarion is unusual there #as for the 'blood could power a city block' #most of the electroplasmic power that helps light up Duskwall comes from leviathan blood #and leviathans are a large form of devil #so it really was meant as a compliment XD #and yes I looked at how alchemy worked in the game #and Smiler was immediately like 'what do you mean ANY SALT' #they take their craft seriously damn it XD #and also you should be allowed to hug Us #put that in the next patch Larian #queued

[vague-bisexual-crimes]

IN AN OTHERWISE MEDIOCRE EXISTENCE, WE CHOOSE TO FEEL PASSION!!!!!!!!!!:$;&@/@9,7?8;8:&/!:!;!;!;!!!/&39(9(9/92&

#I can feel this book winding up to call me out for the fourth time #evie rereads iwbft #you know what though #Angel is fucking right #so are the people who are like baby you have to care about yourself and your own life #but Angel is right!! #there’s a balance to it I guess #you have to live for yourself also #or whatever #I’m getting emo about this book #but #I’m right so is Angel #anyway #iwbft #i was born for this #angel rahimi #fereshteh rahimi #alice oseman

[jazz-kitty]

fern sevilla 1/3

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#pokemon reborn #fern sevilla #alice winthrop #jazzart #maybe in another life id have the motivation to finish this T_T #but i would just like to move onwards and upwards unfortunately #im noticing too many flaws in the old pages and getting too embarassed of my writing #so it hink its just better to just call it a day here #'day' it has been a month #you get what im saying though #back to regularly scheduled posting after this !!!

[pearlyscribbles]

I want her to vivisect me, I would allow her to peak at my forbidden pancreas

alts below the cut

#alice #angel #alice angel #twisted alice #susie campbell #whatever you wanna call her #she so fucked up💕 #how is that hannddd #a whole five fingers lets gooo #blacklight my beloved #firealpaca #scopophobia// #ask 2 tag #green is life #batim #bendy and the ink machine #batdr #bendy and the dark revival #batds #boris and the dark survival #man she's in all of them #go get that spotlight gurrl 💅 #the splat is supposed to look like a hand smear but alas #only one hand is allowed to look good #body horror// #eyestrain// #face horror//

[salehasposts]

MY GODAMN BABIES I MISS THEM SO MUCH 🥺

#alice x tarrant #Alice & Tarrant #hattice #my babies my life #you guys don’t understand how much I miss them it’s killing be #I just died a little inside 💔 #a little more like a lot!!! arghhhh 😭😭😭 #my little sister was like did you give birth to them that you call them your babies? #a lot in my life is happening right now and so many of my emotions are coming out and these two they just make me smile #even when I’m looking at them I get happy and radiant of myself

[hella1975]

I'm watching the hunger games with people who's opinions I don't agree with HELP they literally don't get the implications of children murdering eachother like I do

(hella I've been reminded of you all day lol this is my 2nd ask about my day kfmsks)

that's genuinely so sweet i dont think you realise how much i appreciate things like this

oh bleugh i hate it when people just dont get a piece of media and ur just kinda sat there trying not to rant like 'you're all missing the fucking POINT'

#and the hunger games too? id be furious #something similar happened to me recently #okay so im very ashamed by this considering the fuss i kicked up about it but i CANNOT resist a show with dragons in it #so i eventually pirated all of house of the dragon and low and behold #youd have some of the most detailed worldbuilding ever and beautiful dragons and a ginormous budget for a fantasty world #and youd be enjoying it and then BOOM violence against women for literally no reason #it bugs the fuckkkk out of me but at least hotd has HUGE wlw undertones and the two main characters are actually women #and are COMPLEX? im not giving any compliments for this bc it's just not good enough but still it wasnt as awful as it has been #(*Looks at game of thrones*) #AND ANYWAY there's this woman in it called alicent hightower when i tell you i will defend her with my LIFE #and it's the typical 'female character made strong due to the trauma inflicted upon her by men' #and she is literally torn from her closest female friendship (love interest?) BECAUSE of men #and it becomes the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT OF THE SHOW god it bugs me anyway #and it's made me superrrrrrrr protective of her bc not only do i adore her but she deserves so much better #like she's supposed to be the villain and the fandom are so thick that they treat her that way but im just like alicent get behind me #AND MY SISTER SAID SHE HATES HER #LIKE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AND MY SISTER JUST OUTRIGHT SAID SHE HATES ALICENT #I WAS LIKE NO YOU STUPID BITCH THIS IS WHAT THE MEN WANT ARE YOU JOKING YOU'RE FEEDING INTO IT #and i didnt know how to EXPLAIN to her why she was so wrong so im just there like why am i always right about everything #and everyone else is always so stupid why why why god im not you're strongest soldier #so yeah <3 #ask

[texaschainsawmascara]

me

#edited lol Kurt was in the original frame #layne staley #alice in chains #aic #mad season #my so called life #90s #grunge #music #rock #claire danes #angela chase #rayanne graff #aj langer #a.j. langer

[lopsidedtreetrunks]

It’s a bit messy, but I’m finally adding some more to the Ghostalia au with some doodles of Lady Kirkland!

There’s really not much I needed to change between the characters, being from the same countries etc. I gave her 1910′s style glasses and changed her hair to be more remeniscent of nyo!England’s original design while also being in keeping of the era. Also made her gay for the character who her mother references was getting married in He Came! because I can (and I gave her non-existant role to Elizaveta) :)

#she and Ludwig are wlw mlm solidarity #as is a trend now i've made her life even more tragic than original fanny :') #bbc ghosts #hetalia #aph #hws #bbc ghosts fanny #nyo england #ghostalia au #aph england #hws england #fun fact her stitch fattern is violets bc lesbians would give them to each other as a symbol of love #i also got to see lots of photos of very gay-looking victorian ladies during research for that hehe #the rightmost drawing references one of those :3 #also im calling hungary Elizabeth instead of Elizaveta just bc i think it makes more sense for victorian england #but do correct me if you see this and know more about naming conventions back then lmao #she's not even a proper character in the show but my gay little heart couldnt not draw alice pining for her best friend aykm #also spain and nyo italy's outfits are subject to change but i havent researched their eras yet #of course spain was the 1980s and I think im gonna keep him the same as pat just changing that he emigrated to england when he met his carol #but i havent even thought about nyo italy's kitty yet so #anyway im gonna stop rambling in the tags now nbshjdbks bye

[alicelufenia]

My favorite thing so far about playing a fallen paladin in BG3, at least as far as the start of act 2, is that, Alice obviously knows she's done unconscionable things in pursuit of destroying the Absolute. Much of it on the word of an entity she has little knowledge of. She seriously doubts any further good she does could make up for it. None of her current companions think so, or care one way or the other.

So it feels even more poignant when she continues to try anyway.

She's appalled at the Society of Brilliance's aim to basically kidnap a Githyanki child, thinking to swindle the adventurer. But upon entering the Crèche, and seeing the conditions the children are raised in and Lae'zel confirming this is normal, she decides to at least hear out the caretaker. Only to find the last egg that failed to hatch, and is due for extermination. She even manages to get the blessing of Lae'zel and the Caretaker to give it a better home. It's still trafficking, but she has to feel like she's done something good in all of this.

This extends to when they escape from Crèche Y'llek after meeting the Dream Visitor face to face. She goes out of their way to avoid killing the rest of the Crèche, just the guards outside the inquisitor's chamber, and at the front entrance, because she had to tend to Ellyka's corpse, the last Tiefling she's seen on the road since... yeah.

As for Gale. It would be the easiest thing in the world for her to insist he not go through with his plan to blow himself up. She says so, and sees the doubt in him, sees him wanting to find another way before it comes to that, but already resigning himself to his fate, all for the sake of some god who, as Lae'zel so eloquently points it, "demands Gale's faith, but holds no faith in him."

Except that, if it destroys the Absolute, isn't that what she's been fighting for? Isn't that what she ruined herself to accomplish? To sacrifice whole families for the cause but not one wizard who, by all accounts so far, brought this on himself, would be the peak of hypocrisy, yes? Or is it a hypocrisy she's willing to take on, in the name of not digging herself deeper?

And then there's Minthara, the True Soul she allied with on the hope that the Astral Prism could do something for even someone so far gone as her. When she told her the voice of the Absolute fell silent when she was with her, Alice has kept that hope close to her heart this whole way. It's why she did not betray the Dream Visitor, even when facing a god bent on their destruction. It's how she was able to convince Lae'zel to see past Vlaakith's deceptions, and question her leader for the first time in her life.

And still all of this could be for naught. Already she's made an enemy of the Harpers and possibly Jatheira too, for continuing her cover as a True Soul. The darkness has so thoroughly seeped into her she can command it at will, snuffing out all light around her, channeling sorceries her divine conviction never permitted, even letting the darkness take over to save her from death if need be (Shadow Sorcerer makes a great combination with Paladin, and yes I basically made her a Dark Knight like my ff14 version of her). And for it all she's no closer to destroying the Absolute, only managing to GET close.

All of this is going through her mind even before meeting Z'rell, Ketheric, and Minthara at Moonrise Towers. However this goes, it could still shape what the future holds for her, and what she intends to do.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #bg3 alice lufenia #long post #so yeah I've been having a blast playing a 'good' character who made an evil choice and is now desperately clawing her way forward #I love that the game doesn't require you to stick to a strictly 'good' or 'evil' path #but instead individual actions will have consequences #that will inform future actions #it makes it feel a lot less arbitrary than 'I have to be a dick here in order to have enough Be-A-Dick points #to unlock the Ultimate Dick path later on' #granted I haven't played Dark Urge so MAYBE that's how it works for that character #but for my non-durge tav who is failing miserably at being a hero #it's great #she should have listened to Wyll when he said 'one does not pursue a champion's life #one merely answers its call' #anyway I should stop talking about this game and actually playing it #I just made it out of act 1 rip me

[hoodie-prince-kid]

Promptly goes insane

#OK LISTEN. THERES THIS FUNKY LITTLE MOBILE GAME CALLED HAPPY STREET #ANSI USED TO PLAY IT A LOT WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL #AND I SWEAR TO GOD IT HAD AN EVENT THEMED AFTER ALICE IN WONDERLAND #ALICE WAS A PINK PLUSH SQUIRREL DOLL #AND SHE WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE BY A RABBIT IN A TOP HAT NAMED LEWIS #WHO I THINK TURNED OUT TO BW HER BROTHER #AND THE AREAS IN THE GAME TURNED INTO ALICE THEMED WORLDS #AND IT WAS ALL TOYCORE AND PLUSH BUT ALICE AND ALSO STILL HAPPY STREET #BUT I CANT FIND ANY HINT OF IT EXISTING #DID I?????? DREAM THIS???????? ITS TOO DISTINCT TO BE A DREAM #IM GOING SO INSANE OVER THIS HOLY CRAP.

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

will also say that all my thinking about bleach and thus also my old bleach ocs, i am rethinking ways to combine two of the stories i had for them (lorcan's story, and alice's story. like they both originally involved a certain bat lmfao) and now i am like. i mean it started as me just thinking "well this would be a good way to consolidate everything" and now i am thinking about shipping them together and i am losing my mind. how do i keep doing this to myself.

#bleachposting #lorcan's story was about being the original fourth espada and ulq being his only subordinate #(though lorcan would never frame it that way; he always tried to tell ulq that they were equals) #and then lorcan ends up getting really cagey about working for aizen and fearing for ulq's life bc he sees how depressed and nihilist he is #that he ends up betraying aizen and aizen goes ''lol'' and mindfucks him and then seals him into that crystal tomb ulq was found in #and alice's story is about. well being a quincy. being sent off to hueco mundo to be part of the jaegerdame. and uh. defecting. #bc she grows a conscience. #and originally her story was part of my ulq au where he reconstitutes from the dust cloud he became in canon lmao #and is like severely depowered bc hes still recovering (high speed regen only goes so fast when you get completely deleted like that) #and like. the place where he reconstitutes is his crystal mancave tomb. you know the one. from the masked comic. #and alice literally crash lands in there and ulq who is newly reawoken is like ''hey. why are you here. what are you.'' #alice as a character is like a year? or so? older than lorcan #so lorcan's story came about way after this. so i am combining them. alice crash lands onto lorcan. #and hes like ''hey thanks for freeing me from my eternal slumber lol hey whats going on out there'' #i think you can see where this is going :/ #sighs into my hands. this is so dumb #literally it started bc i was like ''whats a slightly sarcastic and dramatic thing lorcan could say to her'' #bc thats the kind of character he is #and i wrote him calling her a ''fallen angel'' bc of how she crashed into his prison #and i just. i mean it writes itself at this point. need i say more.

[malewifehenrycooldown]

it would be nice if actually NMH4 was smart and pulled a whole 'actually the real villain was inter-generational trauma all along!' and that it re-contextualised the overarching narrative of NMH to be about the about the Touchdown Family's struggle to end the toxic cycle of violence that their family has been stuck in.

#I DOUBT NMH4 will be that smart. (assuming it will ever happen) but it would be neat if they did lean into that #the reason why the ending of the cycle is so important is that it kinda adds a nice book end / call back to alice twilight #the whole ‘free us from the red crimson sea of madness!’ as a cry for help by assassins asking Travis to help them leave the life #of being an assassin still kinda gets to me #I mean the whole reason why NMH2 happens is that many of the characters are there BECAUSE of Travis. many envy him because he was the one #that became number one. AND WALKED AWAY. #plus in NMH2 travis says ‘we may be fucked up but assassins are human too’ and GAH HES SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT #like really one thing that does bother me about flesh and blood episode is that Travis is VERY NONCHALANT about killing henry. like hey. #that’s your brother who literally just told you not long ago that he saved you and (their) sister jeane from their father!!! #like?? wouldn’t you have a mental breakdown about that revelation?! like I get human emotions are complex #but like at least SOME FORM OF REMORSE WOULDVE MADE THE SCENE BETTER. even him perhaps scolding Sylvia for being nonchalant about the death #of Henry would have made the situation go from ‘oh god the horror’ to ‘don’t you dare say that about my brother #’he did everything to keep me and my sister safe and you have the audacity to think I was okay with killing him?!’ #like seriously where did that small bit of familial bonding/friendship development with Henry and Travis go after NMH2????? #like Henry didn’t just save Travis in the Nick of time with the jasper batt jr fight for NOTHING. #Travis failed to save jeane! so make him at least try to help Henry!! he’s his only real blood relative and knowing the person who’s done #their best to keep you out of very specific life threatening danger - I think you owe your sibling to try and save them from whatever #is happening to them that’s making them take irrational decisions of world domination #SUDA HIRE ME TO BE YOUR WRITER TRUST ME I CAN FIX YOUR SILLY LITTLE UNIVERSE I SWEAR #nomoreposting #suda51posting #nmh3 spoilers #shallow rambles #sorry I’m have deep thoughts about this series and it’s implications sorry #yeah I’m kinda in denial of the whole Henry’s domination of the world thing (not that I hate it!! good for him!!) #but also I wish there was much more build up and development before hand you know? the last time we got development was in NMH2 #<- NMH2 was released… 13 years ago and even then henry still doesn’t have that much screentime either so is that even character development #if you’re reading tags. dear goodness thank you for putting up with my ramblings. /GEN