#alice's shitposts

[nevidika]

KFP4 TRAILER SPOILERS ALERT!

She's so... Beautiful ❤ OMG, I alrealdy love her!

#kung fu panda #kfp #kung fu panda 4 spoilers! #kfp 4 spoilers! #chameleon #i can't breathe... #alice's shitposts

[james-spooky]

we are so back !!!!!!!

#tmagp 10 #tmagp sam #so glad to hear it again #but also dread #tmagp meme #tmagp alice #rusty quill tma #the magnus archives #the archive #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp shitpost #tma spoilers

[they-call-me-haiku]

alice any time she’s about to experience one (1) singular emotion:

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #alice dyer #tmagp alice #tmagp shitpost #rusty quill #my beloved hot sapphic who is just a Little unhinged

[thermodynamic-comedian]

what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

#this post sponsored by my genuine headcanons as well as my need to include that meta punchline at the end #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp headcanons #tmagp shitpost #alice dyer #samama khalid #gwen bouchard #colin becher #lena kelley #celia ripley

[vampyre-lesbian]

deleting all my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in a saw trap)

#alice rambles #saw #saw 2004 #saw movies #saw franchise #chainshipping #shitpost #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon

[just-a-lidle-creacher]

this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????

#shitpost #the magnus protocol #tmagpod #tmagp #tmagp alice #tmagp gwen #tmagp spoilers #sobbing #alice dyer #lena kelley #samama khalid #gwendolyn bouchard #god she’s so my fave #SHES SO JONATHAN SIMS CODED GUYSSSS

[squircatlies]

Alice immediately clocked in on Sam crushing on Celia because they're exes. She knows him well enough to notice something in his behavior that indicates him liking someone.

What is that thing, you ask?

Sam offering her Alice's hot chocolate.

That's right folks! Sam's love language is offering nice comforting drinks and committing crimes together.

Now, where have we seen that before?

#sam and martin would get along so well #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp shitpost #samama khalid #alice dyer #celia ripley #martin k blackwood

[cool-person-yey]

Alice has this mug

#that's it that's the post #alice dyer #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #the magnus protocol

[hauntedbythenarrative]

#ik i posted it in the alicent shitposting series but i think it deserve to be posted singularly too #alicent hightower #olivia cooke #house of the dragon #hotd #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #team green #greens #alicent hightower textpost #mine

[strelliata]

#gonna tag with my fav psych horror works #silent hill 2 #omori #perfect blue #black swan #the silence of the lambs #wandavision #cry of fear #fran bow #alice madness returns #moon knight #psychological horror #my shitposts

[nevidika]

Btw where are Kai and Shen? I know that Chameleon gonna shapeshift them, but still... Or they saw everything and were like, "Hell, nah, we're not going to take part in this cringe show"?

#kung fu panda #kfp #lord shen #kai the collector #alice's shitposts

[james-spooky]

we won but at what cost (the implications!!! 😟)

#tmagp podcast #tmagp spoilers #tmagp shitpost #tmagp 10 #tmagp alice #tmagp sam #the magnus institute #tape recorders #the magnus protocol

[they-call-me-haiku]

i hear your "alice is tall" theories after that comment about her hiding her snacks, but may i present to you "alice is actually short but she has no shame in balancing on two chairs stacked on top of each other, if it means that no one else will find her stuff".

#i like the idea of tall alice don't get me wrong #i just think this take is funnier and has so much meme potential #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp alice #alice dyer #tmagp alice dyer #magnus protocol #tmagp theory #tmagp theories #tmagp shitpost #alice dyer tmagp

[thermodynamic-comedian]

everybody (except maybe celia) at the oiar wishes they worked somewhere else, but colin is the only one who wishes he had an actual normal job. alice probably wishes she got paid to post good. gwen wishes she was in the mafia or smth. lena wishes she worked for the scp foundation. sam wins "most insane dream job" for wishing he worked at the magnus institute

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp shitpost #celia ripley #colin becher #alice dyer #gwen bouchard #lena kelley #samama khalid

[beardeddetectivepaper]

#respost because i don't want the first one to be connected to me in any shape or form #rhaenicent #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #rhaenyra x alicent #alicent x rhaenyra #hotd #hotd shitpost #house of the dragon #quality tanked but let's not focus on that #they're so silly #rhaenyra found out why asking for dating advice from daemon 'you're almost as pretty as your brother' targaryen might have been a bad idea #i am a child of divorce

[dragunonov]

#the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmp #tmp spoilers #tmp shitpost #magnus protocol #tmp vague #tma #alice dyer #jon archivist