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dragunonov · 5 hours
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There were some plumers fixing up a busted toilet at the shopping mall where I work today, gave me an idea
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dragunonov · 1 day
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Magnus protocol jack vs the incredibles jack jack when?????
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dragunonov · 9 days
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Gwen got so panicked over the strip club frequenter mr oiar hitman bonzo she forgot to flirt with Alice 🤦
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dragunonov · 9 days
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Most accurately unhinged post of pure beauty
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I am unwell
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dragunonov · 9 days
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My contribution to the year of shadow
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dragunonov · 10 days
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I'd like to argue this is just the animal version of "man caught eating" stock image
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one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth
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dragunonov · 10 days
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I think one of the circles of hell is just endlessly thinking you're getting up only to realise it was a dream and you have to get up again.
If the cycle of "crawl out of bed -> wake up -> it was a dream -> crawl out of bed -> wake up -> it was a dream -> crawl out of bed..." isn't pure sisyphean hell, idk what is.
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dragunonov · 11 days
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This entered my mind without my consent
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dragunonov · 13 days
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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dragunonov · 15 days
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Webtoons are in a league of their own.
Yes, they have masterful art, story, writing and the very essense of a beautifully crafted story. Also they're really fucking funny:
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The Dummy's Dummy
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The Blind Prince
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Unstoppable Hayeong
gon add moar in the reblogs, damn you, 10 image per post limit >:((
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dragunonov · 22 days
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guy def got range
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dragunonov · 27 days
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Batman and Joker are just nerdified Sherlock and Moriarty
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dragunonov · 1 month
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Rolling on floor laughing crying wheezing to death at how fidget toys get marketed
"Wife left you? Have a fidget!"
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dragunonov · 1 month
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dragunonov · 1 month
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Y'all what if the scary architecture from magnus protocol was just this?
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dragunonov · 1 month
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The Magnus Archives:
The horrors are lurking, they are scheming and you will find yourself firmly in their grasp only when you can no longer hope to escape
The Magnus Protocol:
The horrors are here to beat yo ass, they will stab you and then call the police on themselves, try not to get eaten by a building ✌
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dragunonov · 2 months
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Hello kind tmp fans who checked into tumblr after listening to ep 8, I have jumpscared you
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