There were some plumers fixing up a busted toilet at the shopping mall where I work today, gave me an idea
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Magnus protocol jack vs the incredibles jack jack when?????
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Gwen got so panicked over the strip club frequenter mr oiar hitman bonzo she forgot to flirt with Alice 🤦
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Most accurately unhinged post of pure beauty
I am unwell
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My contribution to the year of shadow
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I'd like to argue this is just the animal version of "man caught eating" stock image
one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth
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I think one of the circles of hell is just endlessly thinking you're getting up only to realise it was a dream and you have to get up again.
If the cycle of "crawl out of bed -> wake up -> it was a dream -> crawl out of bed -> wake up -> it was a dream -> crawl out of bed..." isn't pure sisyphean hell, idk what is.
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This entered my mind without my consent
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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Webtoons are in a league of their own.
Yes, they have masterful art, story, writing and the very essense of a beautifully crafted story. Also they're really fucking funny:
The Dummy's Dummy
The Blind Prince
Unstoppable Hayeong
gon add moar in the reblogs, damn you, 10 image per post limit >:((
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guy def got range
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Batman and Joker are just nerdified Sherlock and Moriarty
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Rolling on floor laughing crying wheezing to death at how fidget toys get marketed
"Wife left you? Have a fidget!"
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<33
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Y'all what if the scary architecture from magnus protocol was just this?
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The Magnus Archives:
The horrors are lurking, they are scheming and you will find yourself firmly in their grasp only when you can no longer hope to escape
The Magnus Protocol:
The horrors are here to beat yo ass, they will stab you and then call the police on themselves, try not to get eaten by a building ✌
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Hello kind tmp fans who checked into tumblr after listening to ep 8, I have jumpscared you
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