Ptolemy tired of thirdwheeling Alexander and Hephaestion in Episode 1: The Boy King
Alexander: The Making of a God (Netflix, 2024)
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Alexander the Great kissing Hephaestion
Tapestry at Hampton Court Palace, London.
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why is everyone obsessed over romeo and juliet when the holy trinity of gay tragic lovers exits!? like alexander the great, achilles and apollo didn’t lose hephaestion, patroclus and hyacinthus for everyone to forget about them!! like they’re the same but one is a myth, the other is a book, and the one that was real
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just learned that alexander the great and his bestie hephaestion made an offering to achilles and patroclus
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as insane of a quote as this is- does anyone know where it's from?
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Alexander the great and hephaestion are so patrochilles coded it genuinely makes me sick to my stomach like how the fuck did they make the iliad in real life what the actual hell this is so fucked up
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ptolemy enters alexander's room* bang * you two ARE having sex
alexander: hephaestion do you think that achilles and patroclus they-
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Alexander and Hephaestion in Episode 1: The Boy King
Alexander: The Making of a God (Netflix, 2024)
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Well, that got through at least. :-)
And they took my advice to cast a dark-haired, Mediterranean-looking Hephaistion too.
For more, read Dancing with the Lion. I pulled no punches there about their relationship. And he has a properly Greek nickname (as does Alexander).
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forget marriage; empty words and petty display, easily dissolved — instead, will you show action? will you mingle our blood, will you ride into battle with me? A two-person unit. Will you fight by my side in a hopeless fight? will you go mad when I lose my life and drag the corpse of the man who killed me around the city walls for days, swearing to unleash calamity upon the people responsible? Will you insist your ashes be mixed with mine, so we can be reunited in the afterlife? no? bye
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Did it hurt? When they turned your favourite deeply flawed and terribly tragic couple into a pair of cutesy lovers? Or when they turned your favourite pathetic and imperfect tragic hero into a perfectly conventional sweetheart?
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