#ain't that crazy

[demodraws0606]

The black matter stuff being called the shadow virus and q!BBH's skin being entirely pitch black...

And q!Forever and Walter Bob became infected with the black matter and started having black patches on their skin

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#qsmp #q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #bbh #badboyhalo #omw to make everything about q!bbh again #ain't that crazy #idk man this shit is like so fucking suspicious i'm getting such massive egg vibes from this whole thing

[assmaster-8000]

why don't clothes fit me the way they do on a skinny cis guy (<- isn't a skinny cis guy)

#being trans masc is so frustrating because i forget i got the level 1000 gyatt #go forth and find a beautiful trans woman bodily curves of mine #i have so many cool pants that would give away im kweer if i wore them not because they're from alt fashion subcultures #but because my ass and thighs and hips are too femme apparently?!?!? #when will people stop associating allat with women or something #my cis male friends have the biggest fucking asses for some reason AND THEY KEEP ON TWERKING INFRONT OF ME WHEN IM MINDING MY BUSINESS #no but *im* the female and a girl apparently #i wanna go out in tight fitting clothes until i realise i actually have a female body like whatttt #ain't that crazy #im not saying those bodily attributes are inherently femme or indicators of being a girl or a female cause just. no #im just saying that many people think that way #and it's hard trying to be perceived as masc while trying to dress the way i want to #'why do you care about how others perceive you?' because being perceived as a girl makes me feel bad like what #its different from your personality being perceived differently #im aware my gender is something i define but i can also want others to perceive me as a guy too #i cant change the minds of everybody but in the end i still am a masc identifying person and i want people to easily identify me as one #transphobes and people who blatantly refuse to perceive me as one is something else entirely #and if adhering to the binary gender norms is how i can be validated in my gender then so be it #because gender is a social construct and mine is affirmed and solidified through social interaction #other trans people wont do what i do. others do. that's fine. gnc trans people are fucking sick /pos #but unfortunately i do not have it in me to NOT care about how others perceive my gender #because it matters a lot to me and being perceived as a girl hurts

[bunn-iiii]

oh hey torchwood fandom I haven't seen you since *checks smudged handwritten paper in blood on vortex manipulator* approximately two and a half years

#you guys like my reference there #yknow the episode #where toshiko has to write in blood yknow that one #this is how much i watched torchwood i haven't seen the show in like over a year and can recall almost entire episodes #ain't that crazy #can't remember how to do simple math BUT TORCHWOOD? near perfect photographic memory #fuck you sherlock my photographic memory is above average but only when it comes to this really specific spin off TV show #i am really delving deep into my superwholock roots rn and i am FEELING IT #oh yeah read that last tag in david tennant's voice it makes it much better #torchwood

[genderfauning]

scary scary bus ride on compacted ice. we keep hitting bumps and the brakes scare me. massive props to bus drivers for working and withstanding the scary scary ice

#bus #i'm on it #ain't that crazy

[violent138]

Time traveller Dick Grayson from the future: "Oh wow, you guys are fighting Mr.Freeze right now, I kind of remember that actually. Where are you at by now?"

Tim, figuring there's no harm: "Uh, we are kind of stuck on his location, don't suppose you'd help out?"

Dick, who has completely forgotten: "Sorry, I think that'd mess with something or another. Just know that you do figure it out." pats Tim on the back

Tim: "Great, very helpful. Also, in your time, does Freeze ever stop?"

Dick: "Stop what?"

Tim: "Trying to defrost his wife? Honestly, at this point I'd have given up, I can't imagine anyone that's worth it like that.

Dick, mentally telling himself: *do not think about the clones right now, do not think about the clones right now--*

Dick: "Well let's just keep an open mind, huh?"

#Dick: love does.... crazy things to a person #Tim:??? #Dick: you got 99 problems but a boyfriend ain't one #*space time continuum implodes* #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Batbros #Batfamily #Batman #Dc comics

[slasherscream]

Crazy Ass Girls Gang ft. what type of yandere are they

warnings: yandere behavior - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Tiffany Valentine / clingy, obsessive, manipulative 

You'd better be damn sure you want to be with Tiffany before you ever bring up dating her because there is no escape once you've embarked on the exciting journey of being her romantic partner.

But if we're being honest you never really had a choice. You think you met organically? Became close by fate? No, Tiffany saw you and wanted you and decided to have you.

It was love at first sight on her part.

You'll be friends for a few months as she weaves the inescapable web around you. Best friends, actually. You'll tell her absolutely everything about yourself. Learn everything about her in turn. It's pure bliss to have a friend like Tiffany. Supportive, charming, affectionate.

You can tell she loves you more than anything. Loves you more than anyone else has ever loved you before, and she isn't afraid to show it.

You probably already had a partner when you met Tiffany. She was heartbroken when you first told her. The heartbreak didn't last long. Why cry over spilled milk? She wants to take it slow with you anyways, make sure that this time every aspect of the life you build together will be perfect.

She's come in too heavy before. You can't rush perfection, her mother always told her. For you, the lesson is finally worth learning.

Everything can be a tool. In the right hands. And Tiffany's hands? Why, they're incredibly skilled. She uses your soon-to-be-ex as a diving board for your upcoming relationship with her. Even if you'd been perfectly content with the relationship until you met Tiffany, suddenly everything is awful.

Tiffany points out every mistreatment. Every cancelled date. Every strange tone they used when talking to you. Every shitty, unoriginal gift. Every moment they weren't enthusiastic enough about good news you had to share.

It gets to the point where you can't even look at them half the time. You'll end dates with your partner early just to go spend more time with Tiffany: "What do you think they meant when they said that, Tiff?" / "I think they forgot who they were talking to, sweetheart! They're lucky I wasn't around or I would've cut out their tongue."

Tiffany has you so wrapped around her finger she's not even the one who suggests the break up. She was still going to wait a month or two before she began to truly push.

But when you show up at her doorstep in the middle of the night, holding flowers and her favorite takeout, rambling about how you've been so blind and it's always been Her...

Well, she has to smile as she pulls you in, savoring the last first kiss your lips will ever gift another soul.

She almost forgot how good she is at getting what she wants.

Jordan Li / protective, obsessive, lucid

You're so sweet. It was the first thought Jordan remembers having about you. The beginning of the end. They haven't been able to stop thinking about you since that one fatal moment.

Jordan has plenty of other things to think about. Things that should outclass you in importance easily. Their ranking, Brink's careful mentoring, their grades. They tell themselves that it all still matters more than you but they know they're lying to themselves.

It scares them a little, how much they actually think about you. Not a minute can go by without their thoughts drifting to you.

Did you eat today? / Your next class is in ten minutes, let me walk you, I've got the time. / You were running out of your favorite perfume. Got you a new bottle. / You look upset. Did someone fucking say something to you?

They can't help the way they hover around you during every spare moment they can find.

Jordan knows your schedule by heart to maximize the amount of time you can spend together. It's a balancing act they have to play with their brain for the simplest of tasks: you can spend the rest of the day with Y/N but you have to finish grading these essays first.

They can't function properly when they go too long without you. They swing on their sparring partners too hard. Stare at the clock during lectures instead of listening. They rip textbooks and snap pens by holding them too tight.

Sometimes they have to give up and call you. If they can't go and see you for whatever reason the sound of your voice makes it better. Hearing you talk, the sound of you breathing, laughing. It helps. Calms the buzz beneath Jordan's skin. They dial your contact, glaring into space as they wait for you to pick up. As soon as you do their body relaxes.

They recognize that their behavior isn't normal. Always needing to know where you are, who you're with. Feeling sick when they don't know.

You're like a drug for Jordan. They know you're an addiction, the way you've crawled under their skin. No high on earth compares, and Jordan has fucking compared them all. They pull you into their lap, as close as they can get you and it's never enough. Nothing is ever enough.

"Please don't fucking go anywhere, yeah?" Jordan will mumble into the skin of your neck. Their grip on you is too tight, face twisted at the desperation they feel. It's not pillow talk. They're begging. Genuinely. They'd do anything to keep you this close, always.

"Of course not, Jordie." You coo back. They close their eyes and pretend the words are enough. Nothing ever is.

Nancy Downs / delusional, possessive, obsessive

As soon as Nancy wants you there's no other option for you besides her. You can either choose to go along with it or you can fight it.

Fighting against her is like fighting against the tide, though. You can tread water for awhile. Keep your head afloat, sure. But eventually you'll get tired. Nature wins. Besides, fighting against Nancy becomes unpleasant fast. Being hers is so much nicer. She's gentler that way, kinder.

You're allowed to have friends, she doesn't isolate you completely.

It's just your old friends sucked. They didn't appreciate you. Didn't look out for you. Selfish users just like everyone else. Moths are always drawn to the light, and she'll kill every moth that strays a little too close to you, before it ever gets a chance to singe itself on your warmth. It's a mercy, really. Living a life in the darkness and having one brief moment in the sun is miserable. Nancy should know. It almost drives her crazy when you're not around. If you ever left she'd want to be put out of her misery too.

Her coven, though? They're perfect. Her coven is a family. And you were the last missing piece of it.

Anything about your old life, the life before her, can be viewed as a threat at a moment's notice. Family. Friends. Memories you speak of a little too fondly. Even a hobby could do it. She wants your focus to be her. It's only fair, her only focus is you.

Even when she's not around. Even when you're completely alone you swear you can feel her eyes on you. Her magic drifting against your skin as if she was sitting right beside you.

Nancy's intensity can be scary but she makes anyone else's love seem dull in comparison.

Who else could love you like she does? Who else would die for you? Nancy wouldn't even have to think about it first. All she asks in return is for you to do the same. Live for her. Dedicate every breathe in your lungs to her.

It's not so hard, she'll lead by example.

Jennifer Check / manipulative, possessive, clingy

She couldn't give a shit about anyone else but you. Somehow you managed to sneak your way into her heart and she can't let go of you. Won't let go of you. You're the only thing that's keeping that small, soft, human part of her alive. You dragged that bit of her back from the grave she put it in, actually. So it wouldn't be fair for you to try and leave, after you made her weak again. Human again.

Her world revolves around you. Her priorities are her next meal and you. Of course she gets pissed off if you don't reciprocate her energy. Look at her, how could you ever put anything above her?

Jennifer wants you to be everything to each other, though she won't say it out loud. It shows in her actions.

You belong to her. Every version of yourself that exists in the world should belong to her. The version of you that you are when you're someone's best friend. When you're someone's partner. It's all hers. She won't let anyone else take root in your life in a role that she can fill. She'll do a better job anyways.

The enormity of her ego and the way she clings might seem at odds. She thinks she's a God walking amongst fucking cattle. But she sticks to you like a second skin. A hand always at your waist. Her lips always chasing yours, whining when you don't give in fast enough, when you don't melt like she does. Her grip iron clad when you hold hands. If you pull away too soon from a hug, from a kiss, she bites, she holds on with claws.

She coos at the marks she leaves on your skin and kisses all the scratches and bruises she leaves better. / "I'm sorry baby, you know I hate letting you go."

Carrie White / idolizer, protective, selfless

Not in her wildest dreams did Carrie think anyone could be as kind as you. People are cruel. Their first instinct is to cause hurt before they'll ever reach out a hand to help, to shield, to love.

But you're not like that at all. You're something ripped straight from a fairy-tale. The rare ones that her Mother let her read, that weren't hiding devil worship between their poetic words.

You're so patient with her. So gentle. You treat her like glass. You hold her close, and kiss her soft, and cup her face in your hands that are always so warm.

You say you love her in a breathless way, every time. Like even expressing how much you care makes you dizzy. As if she overwhelms you. She feels dizzy herself as she hangs on your every honeyed word. Clings to you every time you reach out your hands to hold her.

Carrie doesn't know if she believes in God nowadays, but if she did you'd be an angel sent straight from heaven. A gift, maybe, to make up for all the years of torment she endured from everyone she'd ever known.

She'd think you were some kind of God yourself, if you had any sort of abilities like her. But you don't. You walk around doing what's right, being good down to the marrow of your very bones just because it's who you are. You greet the world with your fists raised and you're only human, and it scares Carrie so much.

You're the last decent person alive and you'll throw yourself onto any pyre you see if it means doing what's right. Carrie loves that about you. It terrifies her.

So Carrie throws herself into the ring with you. Your sweet, gentle Carrie who you're always trying to protect. But Carrie doesn't need your protection. She's not the helpless little girl she used to be. She won't let anything hurt either of you, from now on. For the rest of your lives you'll be safe, happy. Together. Carrie would burn the world to ash if it meant not a scratch would befall you.

"You're an angel, Y/N. The most wonderful angel God ever made."

Ginger Fitzgerald / possessive, impulsive, protective,

Sometimes Ginger wishes everyone else in the world would disappear, besides the two of you. They're a hindrance.

She feels insane when she watches you. She feels her claws come out and makes herself bleed as she fights against the instinct to rip out every tongue that speaks to you, and every pair of eyes that's ever looked into yours.

She shivers when you claim her. The only time she enjoys being around other people now is when you're introducing her: "This is Ginger, my girlfriend." "This is Ginger, my partner." "This is Ginger, my best friend." "This is Ginger, my everything."

She loves being yours. Relishes in the way you say the word mine. She wants to lick the words from your mouth, the weight of your total ownership over her sweet and poisonous.

She wonders if you get the same pleasure from belonging to her. She wants you to. She wants to carve her name into your skin with her claws and have you moan at the first sharp sting of the letter G.

It's primal, the way she wants you. Beyond anything humans have words for. She leaves her scent on your skin and wants to growl when you wash it away with artificial soaps and perfumes. She sucks bruises into every inch of you that anyone else could see.

She wants you to do the same. Wants to roll onto her back and expose her neck, and have you bite so hard you draw blood.

Ginger's wanting comes with teeth. What she is demands she sinks her teeth into things, that she draws blood. Even when she loves you. Because she loves you, maybe. She needs to leave a mark on you. She needs to always be there. She needs the same from you.

Needs you to leave scars on her that she can touch when you're not around. Proof that you were there. Proof that you're coming back. You don't carve your name into things and then abandon them. When you own things you keep them.

When you're gone the world goes dim and cold. She couldn't survive in a world without you. She wouldn't even attempt it. What would be the fucking point?

"We're a pair. We belong to each other. Always, yeah?"

#crazy ass girls gang #tiffany valentine x reader #jordan li x reader #jordan li imagine #tiffany valentine imagine #jennifer check x reader #jennifer check imagine #ginger fitzgerald x reader #carrie white x reader #nancy downs x reader #thank you ty and oak for helping me place these guys i was in the trenches #im still in the trenches right now because im down BAD i want them all in a way that #MUST be studied by scientists this shit ain't normal #sorry if this makes me look gay it's because i am #got a little lost in the sauce with ginger HELLO???

[linterteatime]

Obligatory birthday art that has nothing to do with birthdays but whatever 🎉

#my art #original art #oc #original character #my sona #artists on tumblr #I am a year older than yesterday now #that's crazy #anyways if someone is wondering #that doll-plush is actually a real toy #not designed by me #it's very cute tho and it works like a little speaker #ain't that nice

[justanothershippingcan]

Out of everything, my favorite "We didn't mean to make 'em gay" Atlus moment with Shuake and P5R is how not engaging in any of the romantic routes, overall, doesn't affect the gameplay at all. You even get the best White Day bit with Soujiro + Ryuji choco, as a treat.

But not liking Akechi enough by either not completing his confidant or not choosing the right options means you don't get the complete True Ending. The game itself punishes you for not letting Akiren go to their pecualiar Akeshu-brand dates, or for not making him admit how much he cares about their proposal promise.

I hate them.

#this is not even mentioning how not liking Akechi enough to reach Rank 4 means letting go of one of the best features AND best songs #They were insane for this #If this has crazy 4am post energy it's because it is #Don't take this too seriously either this ain't to say you shouldn't make Joker date idc even because I am a Bi Akiren stan #But Shuake is just everything they are in my mind rent free #Persona 5 #P5 #P5r #Persona 5 Royal #Persona 5 Royal spoilers #Persona 5 third sem #Akechi Goro #Kurusu Akira #Ren Amamiya #Akiren #Akeshu #Akeshuu #Shuake #I meant 'songs' as singular in the first tag since I was talking about 'No more what ifs' #but ofc Tumblr doesn't make me wanna edit the tags #mine

[drawthething]

You would think that I wouldn't post these two idiots twice in the span of a week. Well you know what you can blame @babsvibes for being a national treasure and gifting me this fricking fantastic commission idea 😭

*climbs onto the rooftop and starts yelling*

#'would they think i'm crazy if i post tinimmy again?' #said someone who ain't me cuz y'all understand my obsession so clearly already i've got nothing to fear #j-ju saying 'bug angels' is so j-ju and tina saying 'butt angels' is so tina i'm dyinggggg- #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #bob's burgers #tina belcher #jimmy pesto jr #tinimmy #commissioned art

[fabuloustrash05]

My Favorite Ship in Each Version of TMNT (so far):

TMNT 1987: Raphael x Mona Lisa

TMNT 2003: Leonardo x Usagi

TMNT 2012: Raphael x Mona Lisa

ROTTMNT: Donatello x Kendra

Mutant Mayhem: Leonardo x April

#I'm only gonna watch 03 for leosagi #MM Leopril is the only ship to enjoy in this version so far but I'm not crazy about them #the other is splinter and that bug and that's just weird #praying the MM show give us Mona Lisa to ship with MM Raph #also I've seen 07 movie but there's no ships in that so nothing to discuss #yes capril is present but they ain't interesting to me #random thoughts #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #TMNT 1987 #TMNT 2003 #TMNT 2012 #rottmnt #mutant mayhem #tmnt ramona #raph x mona lisa #leopril #Leo x april #Leo x usagi #leosagi #kendratello #Donnie x kendra

[hood-ex]

The fanon belief that Jason had to listen to Joker laughing while he was in prison is so fucking funny, especially at the notion that Jason was somehow psychologically tortured by it. When you know, canonically, Jason nearly beat Joker to death just for funsies/catharsis and then took him to some veterinarians to patch him back up. And then he had a conversation with Joker and didn't even snap until Joker compared him to Bruce. And then Jason got a little stabby, called Joker "bubba," and then laughed at the fact that he had just wiped the smile off Joker's face. Like lmao. If anything, Jason would've been the one antagonizing Joker in prison.

#''you're crazy bubba but you ain't That crazy'' LOL pls. that always kills me. #Jason Todd #Joker #Batman 649

[respectthepetty]

Petty's Greatest Hits 2023

I was tagged by @colourme-feral, @lurkingshan, and @dribs-and-drabbles to collect my most popular posts for each month of 2023. I created 1,512 posts in 2023 because I'm the sole resident of CrazyTown in BL Land, so I will not be picking favorites. Below are the hot tops (no bottoms):

January - ToddBlack Supremacy!

February - Soul-leaving-body BL moments

March - King is King

April - Episode Six of The Eighth Sense WAS NOT A DREAM! (and I'm still salty it tried to make us think it was)

April Fools' Bonus - My Love (Color) Mix-Up

May - Our Dining Table warmed my ice-cold heart

June - BL actors in drag (babygirl First, you so fine)

July - Barbie's pink brick road vs. Wizard of Oz's yellow brick road

August - My Beautiful (Colored) Man

September - Laws of Attraction + Marriage Equality = LOUDER FOR THE BITCHES IN THE BACK!

October - Boeing is a god

November - Day & Mork are waiting for a choice

December - Phojai x Night Nation Rise!

Holiday Bonus: If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else, Achi?

And there are no favorites because when I say ToddBlack Supremacy, I mean ToddBlack Supremacy.

I want Not Me 2: Black Out, GMMTV! RIGHT NOW!

#Not Me 2: Black Out when? #Just take my money GMMTV! #best of 2023 #Petty's Greatest Hits 2023 #I have no favorites because I love all of them equally #Lies! #TODDBLACK SUPREMACY! #most of these aren't even about colors #I'm a bit shocked #why are y'all following me? #for the crazy? #because it ain't the colors apparently

[thottybrucewayne]

The only reason Gym Class Heroes isn't brought up in these "classic pop punk band" conversations is because yall couldn't bandomify the members cause they weren't all white

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #the only resaon yall did it to fall out boy is because yall ain't know pete wentz was Black #like its crazy cause paramore and gym class heroes was the only listenable pop punk bands at the time #and yet yall paid them dust over bands like death cab for cutie????????? #wild

[vigilantewives]

She's insane. Like girl, you know exactly what you're doing. I'm so glad Ji Won ain't with the shits anymore.

#marry my husband #kdrama #sumin tore her down so much by playing victim and acting nice that jiwon ain't have nothing and no one but her #it's crazy how this was their entire friendship up until she caught sumin with minhwan

[seyaryminamoto]

Fic-to-Art #34: The development of Sokka and Azula's relationship

When you move to a whole new country, that's when your patrons are going to vote for the prompt that makes you want to go completely bonkers and that you would draw ten years worth of art for. Yep. So you try to condense that impulse into something you can finish in... 1 week? Sorta?

I honestly barely know how I managed to do it that fast, but hey, made it on time for the end of October, so here goes! A little walk through the history of these two and the evolution of their relationship in Gladiator.

The first GIF is mainly about Part 1, the second one's first two pieces are Part 2, the third piece is Part 3. The last two GIFs, of course, are both meant to be Part 3, with the final GIF being meant as a symbol of hope in many regards. I'm guessing some of you guys will pick up on a funny little hint about just what kinds of hopes we're talking about here...

Anyway! Now I hope you guys enjoyed these crazy artworks! It's a Halloween miracle that I finished them on time, haha. If you'd like to be part of the creative process behind these pieces, a 1$ pledge on Patreon is enough to make you eligible for suggesting prompts and voting on polls, as well as reading Gladiator snippets 6 days before the next chapter goes live!

#sokkla #sokka #azula #fic-to-art project #gladiator #gladiator spoilers #kinda #look I know this has been... a day to be an Azula fan #not that I know 100% because I didn't read the thing and after what I heard about it I don't really want to #but #fics go on #and that's the takeaway we all should get from this #if I didn't stop with Yang I ain't stopping here either #let alone when we're that close to the ultimate climax of Gladiator #we know our stories have worth and that's irrelevant to whatever canon decides to do #so! #hope you guys enjoy the gifs I had fun doing them but it was a crazy crunch I went on #so now I kick off my shoes and finally chill for tonight #have a fun day/night/happy halloween!

[ye-xiu]

He already finished it. 🍜⏱️

Cha Hak-Yeon as Oh Gyeong-Tae Bad and Crazy (2021-2022) dir. Yoo Sun-Dong

#oh gyeong-tae #cha hakyeon #bad and crazy #kdramagifs #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #dailyasiandramas #asiandramasource #asiandramaedit #vixxedit #userjinki #aleksbestie #thoresque #useroro #usersrin #*gifs #tw food #i love u i ain't ever gonna stop loving u