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gayfrog1995 · 10 months
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he’s my barbie
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titikookieslyth · 1 year
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Faves BTS fics of all Time from now on:
1- Namgiverse (by Ayorapline on twitter). Usually I'm no very fond of social media aus. But this one IS just so iconic and funny and heartwarming. Shoutout to agustdeeznuts.
2- The Truth's worth (ao3 by Lecrit). Pairing: Yoongi x Seokjin. THEIR DYNAMIC, THE PLOT... I love the modern royal au and all the political schemes.
3- Painter Of Time (Twitter and ao3 by kyrifics). Pairing : Yoongi x Jimin. This fic torned my heart appart and then Mended it back again. I keep it so close to my heart
4- Ukiyo (sharleena). Pairing: Yoongi x Jimin. The urban fantasy setting. The mafia like plot.... I love every part of it. I'm gonna cry.
5- A wolf's kiss (by minjiiminie my fav writter alongside lecrit). Pairing: yoongi x Jimin. This IS just adorable and fluffy. The found family trope IS Always great.
This is my top 5 ATM. It Can change at every second tbh.
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hobiheavenly · 4 years
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Fun bilingual info: so y’all know how Agust’s new album is D-2 well in spanish that is read as “De-Dos” the word dedos in spanish means fingers.
So technically if you’re listening to the album he’s fingering you 😉
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schmidtho · 4 years
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@agustdeeznuts give me ur url
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jimlingss · 7 years
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First-date BAIT! Was so good!!! I loved all the other stories in the series, but that one has to be my favorite! You're such a good writer!!
ooh your favourite in the series? I have to agree - First-Date BAIT! is one of my favourite ones haha 
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funnynewsheadlines · 4 years
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142 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet (New Pics)
Nobody is smart (or tall) enough to never have something go over their heads. Whether we’re talking about jokes, quips, or subtly sarcastic comments, we’ve all been in awkward situations where we don’t understand something that is obvious to nearly everyone else. And we’re talking about majorly obvious things. Things that make a giant Woooosh sound when they fly over our heads at Mach 3, several miles above sea level.
To show you that having jokes go over our heads is a universal thing, we’ve collected some of the funniest such examples from the aptly named Woooosh subreddit. Grab some popcorn and get ready to laugh and cringe, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave pics and share the times that jokes went over your heads in the comments below. Oh, and check out part 1 about people who clearly missed the joke right here.
#1 Did It Tho
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#2 This Is So Sad Guys
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#3 On One Hand
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One study found that "morally virtuous people" have trouble getting some jokes and this might lead them to be less liked than individuals who have a good sense of humor. In other words, somebody who is overly pious and serious might be less liked in their workplace, for instance.
"Although highly moral people are often viewed positively are often viewed for displaying admirable traits, they may also be disliked to the extent to which they are viewed as sanctimonious, prudish or unrelatable," the researchers at the National University of Singapore Business School stated. "As noted in the opening quote by Mark Twain that there is no humor in heaven, people have long considered the idea that there is a tension between morality and humor."
#4 It’s Clearly A Magic Eight Ball
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#5 Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder
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#6 Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus
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The Woooosh subreddit with 4 o’s and 861k members shouldn’t be confused with the Woosh sub with 2 o’s and 187k followers. Both subreddits deal with jokes that go over people’s heads but the latter focuses on Reddit moments while the former sees the entire internet as its playground.
Plenty of jokes are like onions—they have layers. The more experience you have and the more context you know, the better equipped you are to get any joke that comes soaring your way.
#7 So You Say?
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#8 Tinder
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#9 Hmm What A Coincidence
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So if you don’t have anything planned this week, how about rewatching some of your fave childhood cartoons with a fresh pair of eyes? Odds are, you’ll notice a lot of hilarious jokes that you didn’t understand when you were little.
Like what Tulio and Chel were doing on the ground in the temple in The Road to El Dorado. Or how the Puss in Boots was arrested with catnip in Shrek 2. The same movie also had the Wolf reading a naughty magazine called Pork Illustrated in it, too. Wow, now those are some really grown-up jokes. And they went over a lot of our heads without us even noticing that we didn’t get them.
#10 Legolization Gone Wrong
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#11 This Is Heartbreaking
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#12 No It’s Caprisun!
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#13 Woooosh
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#14 Woooosh
#15 Woooosh
#16 Woooosh
#17 Chemical Elements Got 'Em Though
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#18 You’re*
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#19 The Flat Earth On This Tshirt Is Definitely Not A Joke
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#20 Lmao Idiot Detected
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#21 I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes
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#22 Correcting A Pun
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#23 This Is Two Stupid
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#24 Looks Like New York To Me
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#25 Women Don’t Know The Pain
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#26 I Think You're Mexican
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#27 So Uncivilized
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#28 That Won’t Kill You
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#29 Surely Not
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#30 Nasa Please Contact This Guy
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#31 Apologies For Being On Instagram
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#32 Thats Not Him
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#33 “Idiot Liar”
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#34 It’s A Joke
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#35 Pretty Sure It Starts With G
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#36 Why, Cake?
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#37 He Might Be Onto Something
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#38 You Can't See Me
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#39 Bactiera Dosent Have Eyes Tho??!
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#40 I Threw That Before I Came In The Room!
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#41 The Queen Has A Twin
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#42 When Will They Ever Learn?
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#43 But Can You Capitalize Communism?
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#44 These Replies To The New Lion King Movie Trailer
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#45 It Took Him A Few Minutes Before He Understood
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#46 Paranoid Much?
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#47 Guys He Clearly Sat There For 10 Years
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#48 Congratulations, You Didn't Get It
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#49 Really? I Thought It Was A Dolphin
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#50 Some Skelletons Were Born Without Funny Bones
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#51 Kinda Missed The Point There Bud
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#52 Thanks For The Heads Up
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#53 February 30/31.
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#54 But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?
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#55 Yeah, He Should
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#56 "Damn I Haven't Been Active In This Discord Since Last Year"
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#57 Wait...its Not?
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#58 We’ve Got A Redditor To Burn
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#59 He’d Get Fired You Idiots
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#60 But, It's So Obvious
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#61 A Rick & Morty Fan Missed A Joke? Impossible
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#62 I Matched With This Girl On Tinder, And I Immediately Ruined It. I Literally Had To Have What She Said Explained To Me Afterwards
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#63 Woooosh
#64 Woooosh
#65 Woooosh
#66 Woooosh
#67 Woooosh
#68 Woooosh
#69 Woooosh
#70 Big Brain Time
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#71 *sigh* Why
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#72 They Didn't Exactly "Miss" Making That Joke
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#73 This Is Quite Offensive
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#74 When You're Stupid, But You're Smart Stupid
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#75 The World Goes On.
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#76 Fresh From Controversial
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#77 M I L K
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#78 What A Smart Guy
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#79 I Don't Think You Get It
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#80 We Are Living In Amerika
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#81 I Suck At Maths
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#82 Best Anime
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#83 If You Don't Get It
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#84 Silly Rabbit That's An Infinity Stone
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#85 It's A Meme Dude
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#86 He Also Used "I" 4 Times
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#87 I Have Smart Friends
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#88 He's Right... It's A Cute Ass Koala
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#89 How The... ?
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#90 How Can You Be So Dense?
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#91 I’m Disappointed With Myself
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#92 Those Emojis Are Too Bad
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#93 Thats A Rare Insult
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#94 Vaping Is Healthy
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#95 I Love Ig
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#96 Wait Where Is He, I Don't See Him Guys
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#97 A Fetus Has More Money Than Me
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#98 Very General Fb Post
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#99 Doesn't Get The Homework Folder Joke
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#100 What An Uncultured Swine
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#101 He's Got 1 Like Too
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#102 Woooosh
#103 Woooosh
#104 Woooosh
#105 Woooosh
#106 Bless This Person
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#107 Black Humour Is Not For Everyone
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#108 Curse You, Perry The Platypus
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#109 It's Almost Like It Was Designed To Not Make Sense
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#110 Are You Sure?
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#111 It’s Minor. Op Is So Dumb
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#112 There No Last Digit
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#113 Excuse Me What
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#114 Boneless Avocado
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#115 Learn To Spell
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#116 5 Foot 12
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#117 Freakin Doctors
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#118 My, Sweet Summer Child
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#119 Joke From Reddit Went Over Her Head Faster Than A Bullet
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#120 Wait, You Can Die From Water Impact?
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#121 An Inch Difference
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#122 Hmm I Wonder
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#123 Careful, We Got A Smart One
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#124 Thats Because A Years Passed
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#125 You Don't Get It,dude
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#126 Silly Memer, The Robber Can Just Shoot You!
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#127 Even At A Post Stolen From Reddit...
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#128 Woah! Calm Down
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#129 Here's One From New Years Eve
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#130 The Joke Was Funny Too
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#131 Woooosh
#132 Woooosh
#133 Woooosh
#134 Woooosh
#135 Woooosh
#136 Woooosh
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#138 Woooosh
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#140 Woooosh
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#142 Woooosh
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dabseok · 8 years
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God bless your marching band au i have been waiting 5ever
THANK U!!!!
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