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solaireverie · 6 months
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1633 | king of my heart
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summary: [ lestappen — social media au ] in which the crown prince of monaco falls in love with a formula 1 driver
warnings: language, implied/referenced homophobia
author’s note: i made a shitpost this morning and here i am now. never let it be said that i don't give the people what they want.
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monacoupdates Crown Prince Charles is present today at the #MonacoGP on behalf of the royal family! The self-professed avid motorsport fan will be spending time in the Ferrari, Alpine, and Red Bull garages.
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user charles is always serving damn
↪ user monaco how does it feel to have won in the crown prince lottery???
↪ user très bien, thanks for asking 😌
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alpinef1team A very special visit from hshcrownprincecharles! #MonacoGP
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user charles at every opportunity: i'm not french! 😠 also charles:
↪ user lmao tbf he's known pierre for a while
↪ user bro how???
↪ user idk f1 drivers hang around monaco a lot and they both speak french
↪ user it's not even just pierre charles is also pretty close with the monaco-based drivers like max and lando
user 10 seconds penalty to ocon for not greeting charles 😂
↪ user poor estie bestie 😭
↪ alpinef1team Esteban did talk with Crown Prince Charles 😉 Just a pity that His Serene Highness had to rush off before we could get pictures...
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scuderiaferrari Please welcome hshcrownprincecharles to the #Tifosi for the #MonacoGP 🥳
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hshcrownprincecharles Grazie mille for the opportunity to try the racing driver life!
↪ scuderiaferrari Our pleasure 🥰 hshprincelorenzo and hshprincesspascale can we keep him, s'il vous plait?
↪ hshdukearthur I don't think Lorenzo and Maman would be the only ones against Charles becoming a Ferrari driver 😂
user you don't understand how emotional this makes me 🥹 charles always said that if he could pick any job he'd be a f1 driver and to see him get to experience his dream!! even if for only a day!!!
carlossainz55 Personally I think Charles would be slower than me
↪ hshcrownprincecharles This is lèse-majesté and I will have you thrown into the dungeons for your disrespect to the throne 😤
↪ carlossainz55 pretty sure your brother is the one who can do that...
↪ user does monaco even have dungeons?
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mv01updates max post-monaco gp with the crown prince of monaco, his serene highness charles leclerc 😍
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user for some reason these pictures make me feel like i'm 5 years old again and watching my parents be romantic. like i want to scream "get a room" 😂
↪ user not a single unique experience 💀
user ayo 🤨 the helmet pics...
↪ user i stg i've seen pictures of drivers with their actual wives that had less tension
user just kiss already 😩😩😩
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palaisprincierdemonaco La Famille Princière est heureuse d'annoncer les fiançailles du Prince Héréditaire Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc et Max Emilian Verstappen, avec l'accord de S.A.S. le Prince Lorenzo.
The Princely Family is happy to announce the engagement of Crown Prince Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc and Max Emilian Verstappen, with the approval of HSH Prince Lorenzo.
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user i??? what??? what happened to hello??? how are you??? my name is???
↪ user fr i didn't even know max was dating someone lmao
user damn at least we know why they were so touchy at the grand prix now 😂
hshprincelorenzo Félicitations!
user the hAND ON THE THIGH. THE SMILE ON THEIR FACES. I AM UNWELL.
↪ user ALL OF US ARE UNWELL
landonorris does this mean that max gets a title? if so, not fair 😒
↪ pierregasly yeah hshcrownprincecharles, can you knight me or something?
↪ maxverstappen1 go find your own royalty to marry 🙄
↪ landonorris does lewis count? like if i marry him will i become sir lando norris 🤔
↪ sebastianvettel i've asked, and no it does not work like that unfortunately
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gq Presenting our July cover star, Max Verstappen.
The Formula 1 driver, best known for dominating his sport and more recently his engagement with Monaco's beloved Crown Prince Charles, sits down with GQ to discuss what exactly goes on in a two-time world champion's mind.
Verstappen offers insight into the ongoing season, the surprising way the sport helped bring him and his fiancé together, and the pressures of marrying into royalty, especially as part of a same-sex couple.
Read the July cover story at the link in bio.
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hshcrownprincecharles There are many words that can be used to describe love, but you will always be my truest definition 🤍
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hshcrownprincecharles p.s. thank you hshdukearthur for catching the moments just before i proposed on camera 😘
maxverstappen1 Charlie, I can tell you I love you in four languages, and it will never encompass everything I feel for you. Je t'aime, ik houd van je, ich liebe dich, I love you. Thank you for making me the happiest man in the world ❤️
user crying screaming throwing up #relationshipgoals
hshprincesspascale Je suis très contente pour toi, mon cœur. maxverstappen1, bienvenue à la famille! [ i'm so happy for you, my heart. max, welcome to the family! ]
user so if i learn how to drive cars very fast does that mean that i get to marry a prince as well??? if so sign me up 👀
↪ landonorris you also need to be one lucky bastard, otherwise i'd also be on the cover of gq right now
↪ gq maybe next year?
↪ alex_albon he wishes 😂
↪ hshcrownprincecharles first figure out how to flirt, lando norizz 😜
↪ landonorris if max can do it so can i
↪ maxverstappen1 please 🙄 i’ve been watching you make a fool of yourself in front of carlos for five years now
↪ landonorris i hate all of you 😃
↪ hshcrownprincecharles one less place to pay for at the wedding 🤷‍♂️
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cxhleel108 · 2 months
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LITG S8 Thots for this week: Here we go again…
(Sorry friends a bitch was getting crunk the last two days so I did not have time to do this until today❤️)
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• Ok before we even start why is he sitting like thiskdmsmsnsnd someone help me.
• So the customization…I told y’all I wasn’t trying to gag too hard when they first revealed MC and this is exactly why cuz once again why we only get braids for textured hair??? They’re not even free like y’all already pissing me off.
• So clearly this season is about zodiac because why else would we only be getting star sign tattoos?
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• Meet Jaylin y’all😝😝😝 You’ll be getting all her info soon.
• Everyone hating this swim suit but it actually being my favorite. The others were just ok to me Idk sue me.
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• Mind you it’s only been like 2 minutes and we already causing issues.
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• I think we’re already getting married tomorrow guys Idk.
• And he has a lion tattoo so that means he’s most likely a Leo and my girl is a Gemini oh look how I ate this pairing up!
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• Oh Theo stans I’m so sorry…
• I’m so glad I’ve never ended up getting the guy stuck in the “Day One” couple like I really would just end it all.
• The job options being the exact same…ok! I wanted her to be an athlete anyway😁
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• Him assuming that he had a high chance of being picked when Oakley and Jin are present…I just busted out laughing.
• Yeah all this talk about compatibility and these dudes talking about being “magnetized” and “drawn” to us is def giving let’s compare our charts to see if we should fuck each other or not.
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• Such a real bitch oh Claudia I love you already💯💯💯
• Sophie telling me to cool it around Jack like I want him…I just busted out laughing again.
• Our date with Theo just feeling like two people building a friendship and not a relationship was nice I would love for it to stay that way tbh (Him like 5 minutes later saying he was trying not to flirt with us can they not do this again like please).
• Jack’s date was a snooze fest who’s shocked? Also him having two moms just makes sense Idk why.
• I am gonna have so much fun replaying this season to do Jin’s route omg this man is too good.
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• Yeah I already don’t like Emel. Girl who is bringing yo ass a bouquet at 8 in the morning??? Don’t piss me off.
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• Uhhh cuz I’m badder than you, duh!
• Outfit time🥳🥳🥳
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• These are cute!
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• This is not!
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• Right…anyways so!
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• Yikes!
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• Hehehehe no y’all don’t understand like she is already my bestie fr. Love when one of the girls is here for the fuckshit.
• The drama that be happening sometimes be so stupid like girl. Claudia sitting here telling me everyone was mad at each other on DAY FUCKING ONE because nobody wanted to be with who they were with…do y’all just come on here and then forget how the show works.
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• Oh girl just stop like fuuuuck😭😭😭
• Outfit time again✨
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• The panties did not need the sheer added.
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• This literally being a swimsuit.
• Claudia’s outfit is so cute ugh werk!
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• WHY IS THIS MAN BOOTY SO DAMN FAT LIKE OMGGGG😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
• He wanna compete with me so bad!
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• I’m cryinggggg why we really living the storybook romance that Emel keep begging for.
• Me & Oakley: “Cheats are the lowest of the low”
• Also Me & Oakley: *Eating each other’s faces off outside*
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• Yes please get Emel out of here before she takes Willow’s place and actually starts annoying the fuck outta me.
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hanmeowsung · 4 months
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thank you @thisautistic for tagging me <33
10+1 bl chars that i want carnally :3
(not in any order) (i bent the rules alot lmao sue me)
1) kim theerapanyakul - kinnporsche
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how could you NOT desire his crazy ass? hes sooooo pretty and talented and horrible at being a detective and had a secret hannah montana life ! what more could you want from a character?
2) porchay kittisawasd - kinnporsche
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HES MY BABY !!! his heart is soooo full of love <3 i want to sit with him while he practices his singing and i practice drawing and we can both be deranged abt musicians together <33 i love him so much.
3) black pothiyakorn - not me
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ANGRIEST WETTEST CAT EVER !! he will punch you and spit n your mouth and you WILL thank him for it !! hes a communist through and through and loves his younger brother so much <33 interacting with him in any way, shape or form will always be An Experience.
4) ayan sukkhaphisit - eclipse
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the feelings this guy evokes in me…god. like i NEED him. him and i would meet up to study chemistry or smth and we would be SUCH besties. but also i desire him. i can never be normal about him. someone please make me stop.
5) win wanichakarnjonkul - between us/until we meet again
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hia win is one of those guys you can never properly move on from. hes just so…slutty. like oh my god i meed to have swimming lessons with him fr. his tattoos are on my mind 24/7. hes such a GuyTM. he is the moment.
6/7) rain/payu - love in the air
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you can never seperate the most perfectest adhd4adhd couple but MAN would i kill to be in between them one day. rain is sooo cute and pretty and babygirl and i LOVE HIM. but also you cannot take away daddy payu from me. hes also in the room. i love them so much your honor.
8) xue yang - the untamed
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HE SERVED SO MUCH CUNT. god he has actually taken over my brain you dont understand. he did absolutely nothing wrong !! he just committed some murders. no biggie. you lock me in a room with him, and youll never hear from me again <33
9/10) boston/nick - only friends
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being with them would simultaneously be the worst thing for my mental and emotional health, but the best for my sexual health. there will never be a dull moment. me and nich would probably fight like cats over boston’s attention, but would bond over the fact that we’re both animators. he would help me so much <33
+1) yok - not me
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i literally kid you not, im going to art school because of this guy. he changed me as a person. him and i would be SUCH besties. we both would be so into arson <33 we could study anatomy together if you know what i mean. being with him would improve my mental health SO much.
tagging: @khaotunqs @tbhimnoteasyonmyself @khaofirsts @xiaojaan @jaanwangji @hiskinndbodyguard @satelliteee28 @jeffsaturism @itsbinghebitch @transwegath @celestial-sapphicss @blneobin @firstkhaolesbian and anyone else who sees this <33 (just say i tagged you !)
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yume-fanfare · 1 year
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hajime shino please? 👉👈 also do shu enstars pls.....
hajime!!!! my boy
favorite thing about them: where do i even start. i don't know what to say. everything. he's such an interesting character. he's just like me fr. his growth means so much to me. maybe the fact that he's afraid of change but he is now facing it with a smile! harenohi sugar wave means so much to me
least favorite thing about them: i wish he'd stop getting relegated to support roles and helping others for a bit. i really want a character development story in !! era like romantic comedy or sweet halloween
favorite line: can i copypaste the entirety of sweet halloween. i remember seeing a translator say that it was one of the hardest stories to tl that they had ever worked on alskjdmlsjkdm. but yeah, i have to answer the "if there's a wall blocking your way, then i'll lead you to an alternate route. we should be able to build some muscle as we're walking, and we'll get to experience new things" because i think it's such a nice mentality! if you can't keep going forward to your objective and need to take an alternate route, it's no problem! you're just building muscle
brOTP: said it with tori and i'll say it again: hajitori!!!!!! loev them. besties. and well of course ra*bits as a whole. i love that he has so many friends <3
OTP: tomohaji make me unwell ❤
nOTP: none!
random headcanon: he's autistic guys. he's sooo autistic
unpopular opinion: you guys need to understand that he actually does want to be cute! while he's still in the process of deciding what he wants to do with his future, right now, he wants to be cute and is working to be a cute idol. ive talked about this already but he chose to wear the skirt in his fs1 outfit! because, as he himself said in the story, it is an outfit only the him of right now could wear
song i associate with them: i've been thinking of miraizu..... plus since in his last event there was the scene of him talking to his past self and everything waahh
favorite picture of them: ensemble-stars.fandom.com/wiki/Hajime_Shino/Gall- i think his fs1 is perfect <3 heals your soul
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and shu! legend <3
favorite thing about them: theres actually many other things i like but even if it sounds shallow. his aesthetic sense is so good. valk's theme and music are Everything i love them sooo much they go so hard
least favorite thing about them: hmmm. saying things like his treatment of nazuna or anything doesn't really make much sense because he's behind that already so. hmmmmmmmmm i'm not sure there's anything i dislike rn, i'm enjoying his growth
favorite line: man. can i say the entire human comedy monologue. you know the one. "humanity is, for example, the will that one requires to kil that which they love deeply". that monologue. but also, as simple as it may be, "at the same time, i wish from the bottom of my heart to be an artist" really, really resonated with me. yeah, i do, too.
brOTP: the eccentrics!!! <333
OTP: honestly it's not even necessarily in a romantic sense because whatever they have going on is. truly something else, but shmk are. whoa
nOTP: none i think!
random headcanon: pushing my agenda of i think he should be a terrible mentor figure to tori's little sister. they would be so fun
unpopular opinion: ik theres people who get tired of enstars monologues but well i think he should talk as much as possible i eat that up
song i associate with them: the doll's dream's vibes are Off The Charts. it's not necessarily that the lyrics fit but you HAVE to listen to it.
favorite picture of them: i'm a huge fan of his chocofes bloomed!!! love
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anyathefandom · 1 year
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My thoughts on Tuesdays episode:
*Sees Portia father and brother* Now listen frank! FRANK ARE YOU LISTENING??!! STAY WITH ME. Okay let's get rid of Finn and Cody and replace them with these fine as fuck nice looking gentleman right here. I think that's a fair trade.🤷 Just give the audience what they want and when I say audience I mean me. Give me what I want.👀 Alright thanks bestie!!!
*Tolly talking about not knowing what to do without each other if they ever split up* me:
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Like is that an anvil or am I overthinking it? Sidenote: I'm probably overthinking it since tolly barely get screentime as a couple.🙈
An epiphany mention 🥺
I love how Marshall mentions if Trina has a date to be with right now and she immediately brings up Spencer. Like girl please just accept that you don't view as just a friend because your subconscious has accepted it.🤭
All it took was one Valentin mention in Spencer's presence for me to be back on my "Let Valentin and Spencer bond" bs. Nikolas is out the picture so let it happen.🤷
Omg Victor is so awful in the ha ha way right now because this man really used valentin's "death" as a lesson to Spencer to put his family first.😂 I can't with this man.
Victor is really trying to preach to Spencer about how only cassadines can understand each other but forgets that he has no choice himself because nobody wants to deal with his obsessive ways. Like babes you have no choice but to be alone because everybody HATES you. Spencer on the other hand has options.🤷
Victor always trying to Gaslight someone and it never works.😂
The Ashford men: All my homies hate Spencer Cassadine. Trina: Spencer is just misunderstood and I'm one of the few who understands him so please give him a chance🥺 or don't, that's your wrong opinion or whatever.🤷
FUCK THE ADA. I'll never forget how hard they went against Trina for something she was clearly innocent of but have no smoke for Esme. Oh okay. That's interesting.🙃
I'm at the point where I'm like "Hell let Victor take the baby and he can mold that child into his mini me for all I care"🤷
Spencer was so fucking disturbed by Victor that he had no words he just awkwardly smiled and got the fuck out of there.😂
I'm so proud of Spencer because even though he wanted to vent to Trina in that moment mans so how happy she was with her family and put her happiness above his need for her and left. Like this was the one time I was okay with not getting a Sprina scene.🤷
Okay but the dancing was full Taby. I love to see the cast goof around.🥰
Austin saying "What am I going to do with a gallery???" Shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I did.😂
Ava being like "Yo Austin I know what it looks like but believe me I don't murder bitches anymore" Austin internally probably: ANYMORE???!!😳
Once again I am wondering why ava thinks she can get away with leaving with Avery as if sonny isn't going to hire someone to find them then kill her for even taking off with his daughter. Ava be fr sis.😂😭
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nhie season 3 thoughts
aneesa has screamed bi vibes since her appearance but im so glad they actually made it canon! I wasn't expecting that. I'm glad they decided to scrap her and fabiola though, it was turning out to be kind of a meh ship and it felt like anessa just latched onto the nearest person for emotional support after her terrible rs with ben. also fab didn't seem to be into anessa as much as she was into her :( PLEASE GIVE ANESSA A LOVING GF IN SEASON 4!!!! my girl deserves sm better :( though i will say that it's kind of annoying they had all that "omg who's going to make the first move" tension that eventually led to nothing... it felt so half-hearted
eleanor and trent actually work together stupidly well. I love them your honour <333
fabiola's romantic storyline with eve has never interested me much i felt like it was the blandest thing i have ever watched.... glad they broke up and never mentioned eve again 💀💀💀 i really hope they don't redo that whole storyline with addison i think fab deserves more layers and nuance to her romantic relationships. also the fact that we got to see devi and eleanor lose their virginity on screen (at least the start of the scene) but fab's was just an offhand remark like "oh yeah we just did it offscreen"??? cmon.
rhyah is a terrible but unfortunately realistic character. perfect representation of people who will smile to your face and secretly thank god that they're not suffering your misfortunes. shoutout to the actress for doing such a great job I actually wanted to punch her in the face
paxton continues to steal my heart. I just wish they gave him a more concrete goal or desire other than him being a "kind and nice" person. (and tbh based on all the ghosting of the girls he had sex with wasn't even like. an EXCEPTIONALLY nice and kind person. so.)
I think the daxton breakup was handled the way it should be - the problem with the relationship was there from the start, it's that devi only sees paxton as this unattainable dream that signifies her ascending into popularity or whatever and doesn't like him as an actual person other than for his looks.
also i think it's hilarious how haley appears for like one episode to become best friends with paxton again to make devi jealous then completely disappears for the rest of the show
I don't understand why rhyah introduced des as someone who was bullied a lot and sad and lonely when it's clearly established later on that he's in the popular clique and does have friends??? There doesn't seem to be any logical reason other than for the writers to pull that "he's actually hot" twist on us... and man did not mention sea slugs ONCE
i seriously love nalini so so much.... I have a special spot in my heart for characters who act all tough but are actually soft inside. The scene where devi tells her shes not ready to leave her mom yet she just wants one more year and you know her mom was thinking the exact same thing about her daughter.... i started tearing up fr
every line out of nirmala's mouth is iconic and comedy gold. "I'm a regina" so true bestie
I really hope we get to see more of ben having more male friends in the next season bc the paxton and ben scenes were genuinely sweet. stop fighting over devi!!! just be bros
speaking of ben i go back and forth on him a lot because he's honestly really douchey at times and the way he treated anessa while they were together was just.... not it. but honestly the last scene where devi gave ben the one free boink card is going to live in my head forever. the way they didn't need to say a single word??? the way it should have been cringe but wasn't??? the way they smile at each other and slipped in???? WOW.
also the irony/character development of ben calling devi an "unfuckable nerd" in s1 to him quite possibly being her first in s3 is not lost on me
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baekhvuns · 2 years
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HI I JUST WOKE UP I FEEL SO HAPPY BCS I FINALLY FIXED MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE PLSSS😭😭😭😭 IT TOOK MY MONTHS TO FUCKING FIX IT IM SO HAPPY i hope it doesnt get mesded up again🤪
ALSO WTF DO U MEAN THERE IS A CAT IN BODYGUARD HWA😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 ok fuck boxer hwa🙄 im going with team bodyguard hwa lmfao HSHZHHSHZHAHAHA pleek i need ateez with cats can u tell im desperate,, san fics with byeol have me om chokehold🤪
OJAY IM GOING TO WATCH BRISGERTON😚😚😚 I MUGHY START LATER AFTER I FINISHED SOME OF MY STULID SCHOOL WORK I SWEAR WJY CANT THIS MONTH GO BY FASTER🙄
IKRRR LIKE UR LITERALLY NEARING UR MENOPAUSE PLEEK STOP FIGHTINF SOMEONE WHO HASNT EVEB GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL YET I SWEAR some of them just love fighting with teens for fun🙄 suddenly remembered that one teacher who literally talked shit abt my friend like 3 yrs ago in class while my friend was not in the room bcs she was part of the school officers😎 my friends mom kicked the teavhers ass(not literally) so it went fine HEJJDKWJDKW
PLEEK SANNIE AS FLYNN ESP BCS SANNIES HAIR IS LONGER NOW its blond but who cares BWKDKWJKSOWKEN BUT JOONG IS USUALLY THE ONE DOING THAT STUPID FACE FLYNN DID WHEN HIM AND RAPUNZEL FIRST MET😔😔😔
OMDHWUD I WATCH DYLANISINTROUBLE TOO i also watch the holy trinity ( kurtis danny drew) if im feeling a littly goofy🤪 bcs they only do movie commentaries on movies that are ass😭😭 which is very entertaining,, its also funny watching dylan trying to understabd movies for children HWSHJSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHA and complain abt college every other video😭😭😭 OOH I ALSO WATCH NICKISNOTGREEN TOO but he usually does videos abt stupid ppl wjich is also fun to watch AND HE HAS A CAT😔✊ WJDKJQNXJA if its not obvious yet,, i like commentary channels🤪
BESTIE CMON BOXER SANHWA😎😎😎😎
wHAIT HOLD UP HWKWJKS U ALMOSY CHANGED UR BIAS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 i mean lol im like that but with wooyoung😚😚 NWKXKWLDKS NAUR DONT ABANDON US SHINESIMPS😭😭😭😭 but i understand😞😞 sannie is fucking hot pleese ITS NOT EASY CHOOSING A BIAS WHEN ALL OF THEM ARE LITERALLY WRITTEN BY WOMEN😭😭😭 my standards literally past heavn rn bcs its so high
PLEESEEE EVEN AFTER APPLYING LOTION ON MY ENTIRE BODY I STILL FEEL DRY QKDKKWJDJW
WDYM RIVAM FOOD MAJOR X READER😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 PLEASE AKDKQKDKKQKS IF UR STRUGGLING WITH SWITXHING TO SANNIE I AM TOO WITH WOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ELP MEEEEE
PLEASE NOT THE BAEKHVUSSY😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 NAURRR,, im glad u had a great dayyy!! please stay safe n healthy💕💕
also ateez with cats❤💗💓💘💝💞💞💟💌💟❣💝💗💖💕💘💓💕💖💌💟❣💞💝💗 or pets in general
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hI GOODMORNING FBF
HI I JUST WOKE UP I FEEL SO HAPPY BCS I FINALLY FIXED MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE PLSSS😭😭😭😭 IT TOOK MY MONTHS TO FUCKING FIX IT IM SO HAPPY i hope it doesnt get mesded up again🤪
BRWNDHEK HI HELLO 😭😭😭 DHWKHDS GLAD ITS BETTER NOW 😭😭😭
ALSO WTF DO U MEAN THERE IS A CAT IN BODYGUARD HWA😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 ok fuck boxer hwa🙄 im going with team bodyguard hwa lmfao HSHZHHSHZHAHAHA pleek i need ateez with cats can u tell im desperate,, san fics with byeol have me om chokehold🤪
THERE IS ONE ITS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY U WILL SEE MR BODYGUARD HOLD IT OFTEN FBWNDHEJ THE SWITCH UP FHWKDHWK 😭😭😭😭😭 no fr <3 san and byeol <3 ☺️☺️ and yeosang with the hairstylists dog, candy? so mf cute
OJAY IM GOING TO WATCH BRISGERTON😚😚😚 I MUGHY START LATER AFTER I FINISHED SOME OF MY STULID SCHOOL WORK I SWEAR WJY CANT THIS MONTH GO BY FASTER🙄
PLS DO PLS DO IM BEGGING 😭😭😭😭 CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT 🔫🔫🔫
IKRRR LIKE UR LITERALLY NEARING UR MENOPAUSE PLEEK STOP FIGHTINF SOMEONE WHO HASNT EVEB GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL YET I SWEAR some of them just love fighting with teens for fun🙄 suddenly remembered that one teacher who literally talked shit abt my friend like 3 yrs ago in class while my friend was not in the room bcs she was part of the school officers😎 my friends mom kicked the teavhers ass(not literally) so it went fine HEJJDKWJDKW
NO FR THWKDH WHATS THE POINT OF FIGHTING A KID WHOS HALF, EVEN HALFER THAN UR AGE 😭😭😭 love those teachers who pair two ppl crushing on each other’s up for a project 😩😩 pLS DBDBD
PLEEK SANNIE AS FLYNN ESP BCS SANNIES HAIR IS LONGER NOW its blond but who cares BWKDKWJKSOWKEN BUT JOONG IS USUALLY THE ONE DOING THAT STUPID FACE FLYNN DID WHEN HIM AND RAPUNZEL FIRST MET😔😔😔
NO RIGHT HE SUITS HIM SO MUCH DBKWDJWK NAURRR 😭😭😭😭 UNDERRATED BUT HONGJOONG AS FLYNN >>
OMDHWUD I WATCH DYLANISINTROUBLE TOO i also watch the holy trinity ( kurtis danny drew) if im feeling a littly goofy🤪 bcs they only do movie commentaries on movies that are ass😭😭 which is very entertaining,, its also funny watching dylan trying to understabd movies for children HWSHJSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHA and complain abt college every other video😭😭😭 OOH I ALSO WATCH NICKISNOTGREEN TOO but he usually does videos abt stupid ppl wjich is also fun to watch AND HE HAS A CAT😔✊ WJDKJQNXJA if its not obvious yet,, i like commentary channels🤪
BEMWDHKWDKD DYLANS FLOP COLLEGE SENDS ME ABSOLUTELY AND HIS NOSE RING PLS 😭😭😭 GONNA CHECK OUT THE OTHERS TN FBFB CAT?? CAT?? im in.
BESTIE CMON BOXER SANHWA😎😎😎😎
DHWMBDKW NO STOP IT 🔫🔫😭
wHAIT HOLD UP HWKWJKS U ALMOSY CHANGED UR BIAS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 i mean lol im like that but with wooyoung😚😚 NWKXKWLDKS NAUR DONT ABANDON US SHINESIMPS😭😭😭😭 but i understand😞😞 sannie is fucking hot pleese ITS NOT EASY CHOOSING A BIAS WHEN ALL OF THEM ARE LITERALLY WRITTEN BY WOMEN😭😭😭 my standards literally past heavn rn bcs its so high
I ALMOST DID BUT IM BACK TO SEONGHWA, PRIMARILY BC OF BODYGUARD HWA AND THE ATEEZMAKEMEWEEP FUCKBOY HWA 😭😭😭😭 san’s blond hair evokes someone in me like so much i changed bias?? 😭😭😭😮‍💨
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but im back to my roots.
PLEESEEE EVEN AFTER APPLYING LOTION ON MY ENTIRE BODY I STILL FEEL DRY QKDKKWJDJW
NAURURURURURUR 😭😭😭😭 IT MUST BE INSANE HOT
WDYM RIVAM FOOD MAJOR X READER😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 PLEASE AKDKQKDKKQKS IF UR STRUGGLING WITH SWITXHING TO SANNIE I AM TOO WITH WOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ELP MEEEEE
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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PLEASE NOT THE BAEKHVUSSY😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 NAURRR,, im glad u had a great dayyy!! please stay safe n healthy💕💕
LMFAOOOO ALL MY BAEKHVUSSY DHWNHDDK I PUT IT ALL IN THE ASKS 😭🔫
also ateez with cats❤💗💓💘💝💞💞💟💌💟❣💝💗💖💕💘💓💕💖💌💟❣💞💝💗 or pets in general
no so true, but ateez with me ❤💗💓💘💝💞💞💟💌💟❣💝💗💖💕💘💓💕💖💌💟❣💞💝💗 LMFAOOOO
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Genshin Boys With A Dense Crush (Part 2)
Here is part 2~ so, the reason why I didn't include Bennett and Razor is the fact that I can never write for them, like IDK why but its just very hard for me. So yeah, sorry about that. Part 1 (Albedo, Childe and Diluc)
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Chongyun
Dense + Dense = more dense
It was painfully obvious that Chongyun likes you but for some reason, he can’t quite figure that out for himself
But everyone around them knows
Xingqiu is actually on the road to writing a book about the two of you
Xiangling, Xinyan, Hu Tao, and Yan Fei are betting on how long until Chongyun realizes his feelings
Chongyun doesn’t know why he likes to see you every day, wants to have meals with you, and why he gets uncomfortable when he sees you with another person and smiling at them
Maybe it was the work of g-
“Oh I like them” -Chongyun one day when he woke up
He consulted his best friend Xingqiu about this and Xingqiu just placed his books down and said “dear archons finally, it was getting very painful to watch”
So the two started planning a cute little confession scenario
Somewhere Xinyan and Yan Fei are crying because they lost the best but Yan Fei is arguing that betting was illegal and has no ground in the law… Yan Fei, you betted with your conscience please stop
Anyway!
The pair of best friends decided to go with a simple type of confession because less is more in Xingqiu’s books
It was going so well, a cute dinner and all of that
“I like you Y/N, can we be more than that?”
Oh is that Xingqiu, Xiangling, Xinyan, Hu Tao, and Yan Fei spying on both of you from the bushes? Why, yes indeed.
“You want to be best friends Chongyun? But don’t you have Xingqiu as your best friend already?” - you with your ever so innocent voice and expression
Chongyun is frozen in place
Xingqiu, Xiangling, Xinyan, Hu Tao and Yan Fei are betting again this time how many times will Chongyun get a friendzone
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Kaeya
Someone revive him
He can’t take your dense nature anymore
This is Kaeya after all everything he does allude to something so WHY WON'T YOU GET IT STILL
“Oh, Kaeya? You like someone!? Can you introduce me to them?” - you asking excitedly upon hearing his and Rosaria’s conversation
Kaeya was pretty sure he was describing you
Rosaria is holding back her laugh, she can't breathe… SOMEONE SAVE HER
“I love them but this dense attitude is too much!” - Kaeya as he slams his fist on top of Diluc’s bar
“Have you tried wooing them?” - Diluc as his wiping a glass down, he's so nonchalant about this situation LMAO
“HAVE I TRIED?” - Kaeya sounding very offended
“How about getting a white bed sheet and painting “will you marry me Y/N” on it?” - Rosaria
“Yeah, they leave me no ch-”
“Sit down, don’t embarrass yourself like a child” - Diluc pushing his brother down to sit
“HOW WILL I GET MY FEELINGS ACROSS THOUGH!”
“Just confess, normally… like… a normal person” - Diluc
Kaeya decided that in two days time he was going to confess to you, two days because he needed to make sure it was perfect
But the moment he saw you laughing with some random guy all the planning was thrown out the window
“Meet me in front of the church when the sun rises” - Kaeya to you when he passes by you at the corridor of the headquarters
When you arrived, he made you stand at the flight of stairs in front of the church while he went down
He kneeled with his right knee touching the ground and he pulled a very neatly folded white sheet from his pocket
He unraveled it and wrote, “WILL YOU MARRY ME Y/N?”
But even before you can react a thunderous shouting can be heard and a chuckle
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? I SAID CONFESS NORMALLY!” -Diluc
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Thoma
I’m going to try but still little info on this new pyro husband
Thoma is a very understanding boy
He likes you so much that he's willing to wait
But damn has he been waiting long
He decided he was going to confess to you today as well!
“Y/N! I like you!” - Thoma
“I like you too! You are like my best friend!” - you
Every time this happens Thoma stress eats.
Ayaka is giggling because he has never seen her friend like this
He's trying his best for you to like him, he cooks for you, takes care of you, guards you, protects you…
WHAT IS HE DOING WRONG!?
“You know the festival is ongoing” -Ayato as he watches his sister’s friend mop around like a puppy who has been kicked. “Why don’t you try confessing properly and straight-forwardly there?”
That gave him an idea
He dragged to the talisman-wishing thing and told you that you two should make one
When the both of you were done, you should each other what you made and to your surprise, Thoma made a drawing of the both of you holding hands
“It’s not us being best friends forever” - he clarified
“It’s me hoping to spend many more years beside you as your lover.”
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Venti
Barbatos aka Venti the Bard has been singing a lot of love songs lately
Especially when you were in the audience watching
He always likes your smile especially when you were watching him
So when the two of you were strolling around near the church of Monstad
He decided that he was going to confess today
Years of being alone and he finally get what Vanessa told him about meeting the right person
“Y/N, I love you-”
“Aww, Venti, I love you too!”
“Really?!” - Venti very excitedly
“Yeah! I love you as a friend! We’re like besties!”
Dvalin felt that
Andrius felt that
Hell even Vanessa felt that from Celestia
“Oh I got to go, bestie, I have something to do! See you tomorrow!”
Lately, the winds of Monstad have been depressing?
“I don’t understand! I thought they liked me back!” Venti his chugging his alcohol while Diluc looked at him in irritation
Diluc wants to kick him out but Venti is Monstad’s archon so he decided against it
“Venti! There you are!” - you
Venti hears your voice and because his drunk his happy instead of upset
He throws himself at you in an attempt of a sloppy hug
“Y/N! I love you~”
“I love you too, we are fr-”
“NO! I LOVE YOU LIKE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER I LOVE YOU! THAT TYPE OF LOVE THAT IF YOU ASK ME TO FIGHT MORAX I WOULD!”
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Xiao
When Xiao first had these feelings he was confused
He lived a long life and this was the first time in his life where when he sees someone his chest becomes constricted and warm
“Xiao! Do you like traveler!?” - you excitedly
Xiao felt a tightening in his chest not that good type but am i being stab right now type of tightening
His answer would usually be along the lines of no and he can’t have relationships with mortals
He usually has a lot more patience with you compared to others but hearing you say that he looks good with someone else just made something in him snap
He didn’t mean to shout at you nor did he mean it when he said you should leave him alone
That’s why he's waiting for you at Wangshun Inn, his loneliness grew into worry when after 2 days you weren’t back yet
Upon eavesdropping around he also found out that no one has seen you and your last known location was Mt. Hulao and he immediately began to worry because that place was prohibited to humans
“Are you looking for someone?” - Mountain Sharper appeared behind Xiao as he reached the top of Mt. Hulao. “Are you looking for a mortal perhaps?”
“How did-”
“-That mortal is pretty noisy, they don’t stop talking and they know you.”
Oh, the warm feeling in his chest is back because they were talking about him which means that they weren’t angry at him!
“Where are they!?” Xiao would realize and I swear to you his ready to break every amber rock around Mt.Hulao
“Calm down, they are currently collecting Qingxin flowers”
Right on cue, “XIAO!? IS THAT YOU!?” he heard your voice from behind him, when he saw you, he immediately rushes to you and hugs you
“What are you doing here!?” Xiao would ask, his voice was raised only because of relief
“Oh, I got lost! And Moon Sharper here saw me, we ended up chatting and I guess I forgot the time, he shared so many stories about y- WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT ARE YOU HURT!?”
“I’m alright… I just… I m-miss…”
Moon Sharper is just looking at this scene and he knows he's about to spill the hottest tea next time the adeptus (idk plural form okay) have a dinner party
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Xingqiu
At first glance, it might look like that he isn’t affected at all
But internal his boiling
WHY WERE YOU SO DENSE
IF IT WEREN’T FOR HIS CLAN'S TEACHING AND WHAT NOT HIS PROBABLY ABOUT TO ASK YOU FOR A FIGHT
“You’ll make a great husband someday Xingqiu, I know it! Your future wife would be so happy!”
“I want you to be my wife though”
“What was that?”
“NOTHING!”
He knows he needs to move so he can win your heart but how can he when you were dodging every advance he makes
What is more frustrating is that YOU ARE NOT EVEN DOING IT ON PURPOSE
As an author he wants to experience romance first hand, so he tries to be romantic about it but this was frustrating
He decided to pull his last technique from his sleeves
He lent you a very romantic book and between one of the pages he inserted a paper that read “I wish for you to be my muse.”
If that doesn’t work Xingqiu is going to ask you to fight him
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Zhongli
Zhongli, Rex Lapis aka Morax has lived thousands of years
Yet this is the first time he encountered someone so dense at first he taught you were just kidding and pretending but when he described what he likes in someone which was pertaining to you
You simply said “WOW THEY SOUND WONDERFUL AND YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THEM BECAUSE YOU SOUND SO IN LOVE” at his face with genuine awe, there was no sign of you being flustered and whatnot
Hu Tao was there to witness this and the younger female had a good laugh when she witnessed this
Zhongli is now praying to Guizhong for help and patience
He first wondered if the reason for such behavior was because you dislike him but it wasn’t the case because you would always smile when you see him
Which makes his knees very weak
In heaven, all the dead gods are laughing at him
He has lived for so many years and yet he doesn’t know what to do because he wants to spend years with you
But a part of him says this isn’t right because his an immortal and you were a mortal, someday him being a former god would drive an enigma in the future
That’s why he was also hesitating on his part
“Zhongli, look-look! A merchant from Monstad gave me a Cecilia!” - you snapping him from his thought, he's a tall man so you had to tip-toe to put the flower in his hair
“There you look even prettier now!” - you smiling up to him
As you were withdrawing your hand, Zhongli grabs it and places it in front of his lips
“I love you Y/N”
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