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deny-the-issue Β· 2 years
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Silco cooking something fancy shmency while wearing a pristine white shirt w rolled up sleeves and a waist apron
This is a request.
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Chef Silco
I'm sorry but this man would only know how to burn things - But it's obviously your fault for distracting him
The original post that inspired this was by @purpurniymstitel
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butchfalin Β· 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌβ“" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) β€œwhy didn't he use 🫡🏼?” didn't exist yet. β€œwhy didn't he use πŸ†—?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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ohsofightclub Β· 9 months
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froody Β· 6 months
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more than once????? lol?????
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v6que Β· 11 months
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π–Όπ—‚π—€π–Ίπ—‹π–Ύπ—π—π–Ύπ—Œ 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 π—Œπ–Ύπ—‘ π–»π—‚π—ˆπ—Œ
π”•›π‘‚΄γ…€γ…€π“ˆ’γ…€γ…€π—’π—ˆπ—Žπ—‹ π—…π—‚π—‰π—Œ , 𝗆𝗒 π—…π—‚π—‰π—Œ
启瀺录 π–Ίπ—‰π—ˆπ–Όπ–Ίπ—…π—’π—‰π—Œπ–Ύ ིㅀㅀ𝅄
⏀ π–Ίπ—‰π—ˆπ–Όπ–Ίπ—…π—’π—‰π—Œπ–Ύ .
β­’ γ…€ ε€©δΈŠγ…€ ㅀ⏀ㅀ γ…€β΄•
𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 π—’π—ˆπ—Ž'𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒
𝖨 π—Œπ—π—‚π—…π—… 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π—Œπ–Ίπ—†π–Ύ β™‘
⏀ 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗅𝗒
βœ©ΰΊ΄γ…€β €β €π’Œπ—‡π—ˆπ—π—‚π—‡π—€ 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 π—…π—ˆπ—π–Ύ π—’π—ˆπ—Ž
𝖺𝗇𝖽 π—‹π—Žπ—‡π—‡π—‚π—‡π—€ 𝗆𝗒 π–Ώπ—‚π—‡π—€π–Ύπ—‹π—Œ π—π—π—‹π—ˆπ—Žπ—€π— π—’π—ˆπ—Žπ—‹ 𝘩𝘒π˜ͺ𝘳
⏀ π—Œπ—π–Ύπ–Ύπ— ΰ­¨ΰ­§ ζˆ‘ηˆ±δ½ 
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marcos-aurelios Β· 9 days
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Roberta Lipa
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Β· 5 months
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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violetbudd Β· 11 months
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goth blinkies based on their albums
made by me using ezgifs, lunapic, phonto, and online image editor. do not repost or claim as yours. border template made by @moogoomonkey
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tpup Β· 6 months
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tip: tdick is its biggest after a rough fucking & aggressively given head. tboys should receive these regularly for gender affirmation purposes
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bethanydelleman Β· 11 months
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Most directors (it seems): The sexiest thing is sex.
Me: The sexiest thing is when two people spend weeks staring at each other in longing and then their hands brush against each other, and then they hug, but like with their whole bodies and one person puts their hand on the back of the other's head and it feels like they will never stop hugging because they've wanted it so bad, and then they kiss ONCE (1 time) but it feels earned.
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pulling out before pushing back in is honestly criminally underrated. like. get me into it, get me used to the feeling of you inside of me, and then pull out to watch my eyes roll from how empty i feel. pull out while i’m moving to your rhythm to hear me whine and beg. pull out to spread my wetness all over me so you can push in and out easier. pull out and then make me wait for it because you just like seeing me all worked out for you. pull out and then make me suck you off because you want my tongue right now actually and because you know i’ll be spending the whole time thinking about you flipping me over to fuck me. pull out because you know i’ll be wetter and louder and all fucking yours when you start fucking me again.
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black-ch3rryz Β· 8 months
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ecoamerica Β· 2 months
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chekhovs-tantrum Β· 7 months
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All of the kisses in the Locked Tomb series thus far, organized chronologically and described accurately
Inspired by @wifegideonnav's post on Tamsyn torturing us:
Suicidal ten-year-old makes out with corpse; gets possessed
^Same kid gets eyebrow kissy and baptism from hometown butch who she's definitely killed a few times
^Same kid sticks vomit-covered tongue into throat of vicious socialiteΒ immediately after lobotomy to forget dead girlfriend
Honorable mention because it happens offscreen: Dead Girlfriend's Mom (haunting same kid) (different haunting) vent-reminisces in memories about her unholy thruple-with-two-bodies
Socialite delivers averted cheek kiss with a womp womp womp
Sloppy bisexual thruple (different thruple) fuck God after lemon queen's ex-husband takes her cannibalized nun-wife's name in vainΒ 
Dead planet baby feeling herself; kisses own reflection
DILF distributes daddy forehead smoochies
Dead planet baby perfectly mimics dead bestie's knuckle kiss to codependent bodysharing cousin
Honorable mention because there's plausible deniability: "horrifying noises" made by twins upon reunionΒ 
Dead Girlfriend sees girl who owned/tortured her for years, stares longingly; dead planet baby rolls with itΒ 
DILF gives real kisses to members of thruple (different thruple-in-two-bodies) before besties mutually explode in death-by-codependency
Dead planet back in second body. Bite.Β 
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ao3-crack Β· 1 year
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genderoutlaws Β· 9 days
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went to buy hair dye today after work and got fucking chased down in the parking lot by 4 dudes in a car screaming slurs and shit at me abt my body and my hair and shit. and 2 ladies were walkin in front of me n no one said shit or asked if i was okay. being a girls girl isnt for dykes and heshes i am well aware but it always stings and it sucks feeling unsafe and also knowing theres no one on your side. cant show your heart or tears just have to rage and scream and fight back and hope for the best bc what else is there. last time i saw a girl in a parking lot getting yelled at by dudes in a car driving by i screamed go fuck yourselves and she thanked me and it felt good and i will always stand up fr others but i wish tough butch dykes had someone to stand up for us too sometimes. thts what femmes are for honestly but my femme is 200 miles away and im just Here. anyways i hope those guys get in a fiery car wreck and die
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k-wame Β· 2 months
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ecoamerica Β· 2 months
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