British producers be like:
THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!"
SIX MONTHS LATER
UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."
American producers be like:
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET:
Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood!
DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES:
Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!
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holy SHIT put jonathan “if i have to let my undead wife fuck me into vampirism than as god is my witness i absolutely will” harker in the wife guy hall of fame and give bram stoker a medal of achievement in deranged horniness for this which i think amidst all the weird eroticized terror scenes and all the insane shit about body fluids and penetration is the first thing in this victorian novel i am well and truly shocked to find there. this is…….. SO hot, ESPECIALLY coming immediately after the most explicitly and specifically christian passage in the book thus far, i am genuinely amazed. everyone’s talking about god’s will and judgment day and sacred wafers and jonathan’s taking all this in and deciding: i choose fucking my damned wife into undead eternity. THAT is fucking ROMANCE!!!!!!!!
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Something about how quickly and firmly Keeley told Jamie this wasn't his fault when he first started apologizing, and how Jamie persisted and in being like no, it is my fault, I need to tell you this, I need to explain. How genuine and honest he was with her (the part about how he thought Keeley and Roy only started dating to mess with him or get back at him was so loaded) and how desperately Keeley launched her arms around him.
Basically, I think both of them really, really needed that hug. And you can tell they both care about each so freaking much.
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tfw you miss the submission deadline by less than thirty seconds bc your hands are shaky and you cant remember where you saved the file to 🙃
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kicking off my short fiction career with something dense, weird, and sad. following it up immediately with something short, sad, and sad
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new fun fact about me unlocked: i only saw my uni acceptance email because i opened my notifs while writing tma fanfic
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so basically what if i told you i have a flash about gay girlhood between funfair workers forthcoming 🤫🎪
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I GOT INTO MY COLLEGE’S ANIMATION CLASS— WE’LL BE MAKING A ANIMATED SHORT DIRECTRED BY OUR COLEGES BOARD AND OVERSEEN BY A PROFESSOR GUYS I CANNOT WAIT
IM MAKING THE CONCEPT ART HOLY FUCK ILL HOPEFULLY BE MAKING THE CHARACTERS THATLL BE ANIMATED
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