#and father

[theoffice-quotingmachine]

Hal is the perfect example of what should be "boys will be boys". He does some dumbassery sometimes, but its always childlike hijinks and not racism, sexism, or any of this -isms and -ists. He stands by his family proudly, loves his wife for her strong and independent self, but is there to care for her like she does for him. He loves his sons and tries his absolute best to give them the best life he can. Everything he does is so pure.

He declines the offer to be the king of the giant muscle men, and only accepts when it is clear it would be enjoyable and beneficial to the giant muscle men.

He understands that he needs to punish Malcolm for the hurtful things he said to Hal, but thinks about the punishment and crafts it perfectly into a good lesson about empathy and the weight words have.

He gets so excited when he learns that reese has something positive that he is really passionate about. He gets really into it and reese ends up being the cook for most meels, at least the important ones like Thanksgiving, and he gets him the things he needs to continue with his passion, like the original cooking class that he got him to try.

Hal is such a great representation of what a man should be.

#malcolm in the middle #malcom #giant muscle men #hal #hals a great man #and father #and husband

[feuerspirit]

brother from another mother

#and father #im sorry (im not) #valtteri bottas #jack miller #f1 #motogp

[aupermittymeowmeow]

It was bothering me in my sleep deadass to finish this so have my DsaF Oc based off of my cool bozo friend<33

Their fatherless<3333

#Dsaf #Dsaf Oc #Day Shift At Freddys #Greeeeeen #FeMaleE #Weed Crystal #Henry took their gender #pronouns #and father #smh bro #My and my friend started a Matt Cult #A FFUCKING MATT CULT #Are leader died #then we did a skit of Steve and Steven in their divorce arc #</3 #I fucking love doing skits with em we are so goofy

[buckysboobs]

father lake.

#he is so unbelievably gorgeous #and dad #and father #idk how else to say it in my head that sums it up enough he is very father #also i would very much appreciate it if he could force my head down on his cock and make me choke till i pass out #need him to spit on my face and call me a stupid bitch who cant live without his cock omg because its the truth #this is a very very good man and i hate him #that shirt looks so good on him and the way he sits if you want me to drop to my knees and call you sir pls just say that #sebastian stan

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[junkartie]

The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment

#me watching the single father of 2 cry because his little candy brokw and now he wont be able to feed his kids #like. idk man

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

#there are parallels even in the creature’s journey to geneva to find frankenstein and matilda’s fantasies of a pilgrimage across the world #in search of her father #searching for eden finding yourself in hell #the fall into monsterous womanhood #and so on

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

#this is about tenko bnha #but it is also about dahlia ace attorney #watch the nezumiVA videos on ace attorney trilogy they're great #anyway dahlia saying she (at like. 6 years old) apparently convinced her father to abandon her sister. hmmm #also everyone including herself thinking of her as the manipulator in control with terry when she was 14 dating a 20 y/o #anyway these characters both did do terrible things but feel the need to pile on more and remove nuance from where it exists #to convince themselves that this is what they really want. that they chose this. #it's about the loss of control it's about being a victim feeling worse than being a villain #at least if you were the bad guy you had autonomy #shimura tenko #shigaraki tomura #dahlia hawthorne

[ratective]

i think they would’ve let simon crash for some time after the series finale only to be faced with the devastating consequences of that decision

#marceline get your deranged father out of the kitchen and into the bed!!! kiss him gnight #rat noises #adventure time #come along with me #adventure time fanart #marceline the vampire queen #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline and princess bubblegum #bubbeline #simon petrikov #ice king #comic #fionna and cake

[frownyalfred]

Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

#thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batkids #batfam #like father like son #except it’s like paranoid bat figure #like paranoid bat child

[visenyaism]

Wyll being a terrible monster hunter is something that is so special actually. told to hunt heartless devil? immediately convinced of her goodness and humanity and without hesitation agrees to defy the devil who has his soul in custody and spare karlach at tremendous personal physical cost. vampire in camp? well hes handsome and funny and pretty polite about where he puts his teeth so it’s fine all things considered. finding out the person who ritualistically disemboweled a tiefling in front of him is a bhaalspawn like an unholy progeny of the god of murder that is culturally immediately reviled? no that’s his friend and he completely trusts in their ability to fight their nature with their own inner light. it doesn’t matter that they created the absolute they’re not that person anymore. Like Wyll. you are literally categorically not hunting the monsters. guy of all time

#he just will not do it. hes too friendly #the way he at his core would never ever dream of throwing someone out for making a warlock pact.‘like that’s what’s at the middle of it all #this is why i wish he could actually be mad at his father. #bg3 #eldritch blastmaxxing

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

#percy jackson series #pjo #percy jackson books #percy jackson #chiron #I’m vaguely joking here #but also…. #if you know this kid has a god as a father #and he has used water to attack #and has remained dry afterwards #I feel like I would’ve gotten it by that point

[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

#bruce: nO- #damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!! #bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship. #damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you. #bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dc comics #dc #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batdad #bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on #batman #text post

[wolfythewitch]

son. my son

#art #digital art #wolfy religious tedtalks #mother mary #joseph #st joseph #is this his tag #i think should he get to be called father joseph #as a treat #jesus christ #bible

[wedarkacademia]

I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

#Franz Kafka #letters to his father #franz kafka #letters #dark academia #father #dark acadamia quotes #daily kafka #kafka #parents #parenting #children #dark academia aesthetic #academia aesthetic #chaotic academia #classic academia #light academia aesthetic #soft academia #romantic academia #study motivation #studyspo #studyinspo #studying #study aesthetic #study notes #study space #studygram #study blog #light academia #classic literature

[voltaical-art]

HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #ulder ravengard #i am having so many Thoughts and Feelings about wyll and his fucking father #his dialogue abt him is so heartbreaking 'Did he ever miss me?' RAGHHH #man the game this would be if they actually explored this with wyll>>>> #whatever ill just do it myself