me: has a day where i am able to do low-impact tasks around the house for a few hours instead of being entirely bedbound like i have been for most of the past ten months
the tiny Republican that lives in my head: WHY AREN’T YOU CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY?!?!?
What if, for the sake of Quirrel holding Tiso, Tiso has spell of temporary shrinking.
He finnds no use other than to be held by boyfriend.
Rip Quirrel tho. He will fit even worse in that bathtub.
Quirrel might not being able to hold Tiso when he’s big, but he can when he sometimes decides to join on the surface (Tiso is reminded how much he dislikes legs no this ISNT a ploy shut up)
Quirrel is,,,gonna need to find something else to use to rehydrate. Not a single person expected him to like, be THAT big when returned to his original merman form (except for the mers. since that’s more their size)
Also the size difference between MerTiso and Quirrel (but it’s the period where he thinks he’s still just a human) is entertaining to me so bonus:
Markoth: I tried to kiss Xero once and I ended up poking his eye with my nose
Markoth: He laughed it off. I, however, never recovered and have never initiated a kiss after that. Xero likes doing it so it’s not too bad.
I have heard plenty of 'QA is useless and doesn't do anything' jokes (mostly from one developer 🙄) but this exact developer may have just left in SUCH a big bug that it might render my last 2 weeks of work completely null and void and I'll need to redo all my testing
amazon & all other ecommerce product-plus-customer-ratings-type sites (but especially amazon) need a parallel review-rating system that works like that "helpfulness" thing (x percent of users found this review helpful; here is a side-by-side view of most helpful positive & most helpful negative review, you know, that sorta thing)
except instead it's the "is this reviewer too stupid to live" factor.
like...all i want is a button to filter out the opinions of anyone who buys a piece of ikea-style assemble-from-illustrated-guide furniture & leaves a one star review like "umm product immediately returned; it was literally impossible to assemble because it contained Two Different Lengths of Screws that were not interchangeable & frankly i'm offended as a consumer that i was expected to understand this."
i would like to draw a little something for the upcoming Happy Birthday Little Ghost day but i have been. so very excessively tired. and stressed. overwhelmingly stressed
I cleaned out the substrate in my isopod terrarium because there was a soil mite & slug problem & the substrate was due for a change anyway.
These are some of the ones I managed to get out of the soil, there was easily another one or two hundred babies that I could not be assed to pick out of the soil individually.
Not pictured, but when I dumped out the soil in my backyard (everything in my terrarium is from my backyard, nothing exotic because I'm boring & cheap) there was like...three centipedes AND A FUCKING NIGHTCRAWLER? Just....chillin there? I must have put in a chunk of soil that had a baby nightcrawler in it, but it was a FRIGHT it was like six inches long and a thick worm too!