#Your left: Blue

[vivaciouscynner]

People vs SPOP Artists

A judge looks at a file in their hands and then glances at you. The judge has resting-you're-fucked face and you already feel the tingles of doubt creeping over you. You swallow hard. Breathing is more difficult as you sit ramrod straight in the hard wooden chair. Your sitting bones and back have given up but you convince yourself that punishing yourself might earn you a lighter sentence.

The judge sighs in length. You catch a glimpse of what they're looking at. It's your art. It's Catra and the eyes are drawn Yellow|Blue instead of Blue|Yellow. You know this! But you were excited to share.

The papers land on the desk and the judge folds their hands over them. They give you a long, hard stare and you're sure they've noticed the beads of sweat accumulating over your brow and temples.

"How long have you been a fan? Hm?" They offer a flicker of a friendly smile.

You begin to speak, but you've forgotten your breath and it comes out as a muted croak. You cough for a moment and then you finally say, "D-During the pandemic. I-I lost my job a-and I know it's s-s-suppos-"

"Alright, alright," they say, "So roughly two years. Is that correct?"

You give a hard nod, "Yes."

They lean back in their chair and nod subtly into their hand. It looks like pondering, but you know they've already had a lecture prepared. "The penalty for this is severe. Loss of follows, being canceled, you'll need a new identity," they cut themselves off, "ehhh I don't agree with it, but it is the law."

You immediately feel completely fucked. Your brows furrow hard and you're ready to sob right then and there. "But, considering this is your first, well, first notable offense, I may be able to offer some leniency. But let me first ask, if Catra is facing you and you're looking at her, can you tell me what color HER right eye is?"

All you can think about is how you drew the eyes Yellow|Blue over and over in your mind. You immediately say, "Yellow." Dread washes over you, "BLUE! BLUE! HER RIGHT MY LEFT, IT'S BLUE!" You offer the most pathetic pleading eyes you can.

They put their hand up, "Order now," they say calmly and you quiet down. They say now, "I was there from the beginning, you know. I was there when it was already getting massive attention from those who said the characters didn't look like women. And this was before the show even aired! And when it finally did, you know what I did? I watched it out of spite. Quickly, I became obsessed. This show consumed me. I'd rewatch the episodes over and over on a constant loop. It might have been much, but it made me happy. Tell me, does the show make you happy?

"Very much, your honor."

They nod, "The first season," they huff a laugh, "the first season had so many animation errors. Did you know there was a scene where Adora was missing her shoe straps in Princess Prom? One of my absolute favorite episodes. I found easter eggs, flaws, I went through that episode and others, frame by frame some days. And you know what I've learned? People make mistakes. People fall down. In the case of Catra, people fall down hard," they chuckle, "Am I right?"

You force a chuckle and it's absolutely soaked with anxiety.

"Even the creators of the show had messed up Catra's eyes. Not once, but multiple occasions. It seemed whenever there was a reflection, they'd forgotten, too, which side those eyes were on. All the way until Season 5! It was brief, but it was there." They breathe a moment and begin to look at your art work again. They smile like they're admiring it. "Alright," they set the images down again, "I hereby sentence you to..."

You want to throw up. After all that, they're still sentencing you. FUCK YOU YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT!

"...a full 5 season rewatch of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power with greater attention to Catra's features. A list of steps of how you'll be remembering to flip the canvas, and maybe accepting a commission from me if you have time. How does that sound?" They look at you with a smile.

You breathe! You breathe like you haven't in years. You nod emphatically. Relieved! Relieved it's finally over.

The judge bangs their gavel, "Court dismissed, you're free to go." They offer one last wink as they walk off the bench and exit the courtroom.

#SPOP #artists #Catra's Eyes #Your left: Blue #Your right: Yellow #It's a pet peeve #sue me #ba dum tish #Blue|Yellow

[zosanbrainrot]

yeah Zoro we know what you mean..... or do we?

#the thought bubble incident #zou #zoro #sanji #zosan #my art #the sanji on the right turned out so east blue #round #when your boywife left you and you cant cope #guess who doesnt have tasks at work today #ITS MEEE #i should really draw other things jdjdjf i have zine deadlines approaching #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece fanart #one piece

[anarcho-yorpism]

To all the communist transvestites, VOTE👏VON👏HINDENBURG👏

I'm just as radical as you; I'm a proud member of the great Social Democratic Party of Germany! I don't know what the crazy communists are telling you, but Paul von Hindenburg is our only hope to defeat the Nazis. After we elect him, then we can discuss other politics, but this is the BARE MINIMUM, and if you don't vote for him, you clearly have this crazy purity test that'll bring us all to fascism.

I know you might be worried about his "senility" and "failing health", and I know you may not like him because of his push to the right, and I know you may be worried about the brownshirts, and the recent persecution of Dr. Hirschfeld and his work, and maybe you STILL haven't gotten over the whole Rosa Luxemburg stuff,

but none of that really matters! We need to keep the SPD in power, or else Hitler will get in charge! This is the most important and most basic thing you could do to help Germany stay a democracy. In 6 years, then maybe we can find a better candidate, but no matter what you think about von Hindenburg, he's the best shot we have at keeping the fascists out of power. We can totally push him left!

Any vote against von Hindenburg is a vote for Hitler. #Hindenburg1932

#find something better to do with your time #rather than pestering leftists to vote for a genocidal monster #you didn't push him left he pulled you right #go shut down iof and alt-right events like the rest of us #this exact situation has played out before #nazi germany #hitler #anarchism #communism #joe biden #biden #donald trump #vote blue #please vote #vote democrat #vote #fascism #rosa luxemburg #magnus hirschfeld #vote blue no matter who #fuck trump #go vote #us elections #kamala harris #2024 elections #election 2024 #2024 presidential election #us presidential election #anarchist #leftist

[harbingersecho]

florida man

#rvb #red vs blue #agent florida #butch flowers #rvb florida #mine #*24 #art #og faceclaim hc by toastyglow!! ty yeets-you-out-the <3 #i have no strong feelings abt florida but i do love this moment lol #i said i'd draw him for 0 likes but i did get 1 like on that 🔥 fuck perspective btw all my homies hate it #idk why but tien päällä joka päivä was the anthem for this. has fuckall to do with florida but the. vibes? i guess? #but now i do have the random hc that florida had a (space?) trucker older brother + he left home young + that he used to smoke so. lol #... do not become a florida stan based off of your own unfounded headcanons. do NOT. grrr im fighting it off

[sammy8d257]

"What do you get when you mix blue and pink together?"

"A mess."

-

Aka the horrors of realizing, for better or for worse, you are your parents

#Sammy8D art #alan becker #ava purple #avm purple #animation vs minecraft #avm shorts #avm #Context: “You are your parents” is a phrase used to describe how the way your parents act will influence how you act as an adult #often in a similar manner #And by golly did Reg Blue and Orchid influence Purple #Reg Blue for obvious reasons #But I will stand by the fact that although not intentional #Orchid absolutely left Purple with some less than healthy mentalities #Let Orchid be a loving mother and an incredibly flawed individual #Both can and should exist at the same time #askdgljsgs these past few days have been a lot #I just needed to draw something that wasn't related to anything I'm currently working on #Sammy8D Stick Stuff

[towards-toramunda]

Dorian Storm I love you so much but someone needs to punch you in the face for leaving Dariax like that

#critical role #cr spoilers #dorian storm #dariax zaveon #like HES YOUR GUY YOU’RE THE DOUBLE DS THE BUDDIES THE BARDY BOYS AND YOU LEFT HIM WITHOUT A GOODBYE? #every time I think about it I get sad again #like I get from a roleplay perspective why he did it #but I also think from a roleplay perspective someone should punch that blue boy in the face for it!

[sandeewithtwoe]

I want to

Squish Swap's chubbyness❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you, glad you like how I draw him <33

I don’t have time to draw right now but here’s me hugging swap. I hope that’s okayyy (just cast your energy onto me and it’ll be the same thing)

#art #utmv #blue sans #swap sans #me answers #very glad you like his chubby ness #weird people on tiktok has found my art #and have left some not so great comments about him #so thank you for your ask <3 #I drew this on my birthday btw

[itoshi-s]

Since rin alr inspected readers pussy, why dont we give sae a shot lol

OHHHHHHHHHHH sae's so much worse than rin :(

cw: pussy inspections, overstimulation. fem reader. characters are aged up in their mid 20's.

he's so teasing and slow. takes his time prodding, touching, crooking his finger in different ways, then adding one or two more, then moves to tasting u instead or maybe just toying with ur clit :/ giving it a pinch to see if you're still going to squeal and mewl the same way u used to months ago. has an insufferable smirk on his face the entire time - but his eyes are soft, enamored bc no matter how long he's away for, your body still reacts to him the same way. you will always be waitin for him, spread out and watching with hopeful eyes, pushing past your limits like a good girl - just to satisfy him and prove that you love him so, so much :(

prob ends up cumming in his pants as he does it .......... oh lawd he just gets so desperate - but he has to check up on u first, make sure his girl's been on her best behavior 4 him :( he goes at it for hours, two or three, you can't rly tell - but you're so swollen and throbbing by the end of it, overstimulated until there are dried tears on your cheeks, bottom lip bleeding from gnawing at it so forcefully. he's just as breathless as you are by the time he's done, has this gorgeous flush spread along his sun kissed skin, pupils blown wide behind thick lashes. fuck. you've done so good, angel. he crawls on top of you, grabs your face in large hands as he brushes hair out of your eyes and presses a kiss to your forehead. so, so good. want you t' take care of me now. can you do that? yeah? that's my girl.

#✧.* ✉ zari’s mail #sae <3 #✩ sae.thrists #wasnt sure if u wanted to make it stepcest so i left it open to interpretation loool #but it works either way tbh i'd say he just gets even more rough with his sis :/ #cause there's just smth abt u that makes all of his restraints break. he's still aftercare king tho #not in terms of running u a bath and ordering ur comfort meals but #just looks at u with so much unconditional love :( kisses you so affectionately #wraps u up in his arms until he's all that fills your senses #crying abt this currently i am so needy 4 him #itoshi sae smut #sae itoshi smut #itoshi sae x reader #blue lock smut #bllk smut #bllk x reader #✧˚ · . bllk

[anipgarden]

I went to my first plant swap and man. It was WILD.

Keep in mind I heard about the plant swap a little over 24 hours before it was happening. I have no plants to exchange, I barely even have seedlings yet. But I do have a bunch of seeds so I decide to roll up and see what I can do.

Its from 2 to 5. I show up at 2:12 and its mostly houseplants. But the local library branch has a tent and they’re letting people check out some gardening books they brought if they have a library card on them!

So I checked out “Seedswap: The gardener’s guide to saving and swapping seeds” by Josie Jeffery!

Woohoo!

(They also told me that if I want the library to set up seed libraries I should email showing interest because a lot of librarians have suggested it but public interest is needed 👀 special reminder to email/contact your local library about adding seed libraries if you haven’t got one already!)

I considered leaving but I decide to hang around and see if anyone else comes around with stuff that’s more my fancy (no disrespect to people who like houseplants but I have a 99% killrate with them and they’re just not my vibe) and

Y’all

I obtained a Boxcar tomato, a Blackberry Lily, a variegated pepper, a hibiscus cutting, loofah seeds, okra seeds, and FOUR (4!!!!) peach tree seedlings!!!

HELLO??????

I spent like 6 bucks total (1 on a peach tree seedling, 5 on the pepper) and the rest was just seed trades (or the peach tree lady just… giving me more peach trees for being nice. Be nice to the elderly you might get peach trees out of it.) I was there for like an hour and a half TOPS.

(I had to pot up the peach tree seedlings myself but this is still a W in my book lets see if they survive)

So uh

WOOHOO

#outdoor gardening #ani rambles #plant swap #anis garden 2024 #FOUR PEACH TREE SEEDLINGS HELLO????? HELLO #she was like ‘idk i was thinking id trade them or sell them for like a dollar’ so i got the littlest one in exchange for i think it was #gazanias???? or canterbury bells. or maybe both. #then i was like ‘oh its teeny tho’ so i paid a dollar for one and she was like HERES TWO INSTEAD and I’m like AAA #and she was hoping to find the tomato lady but the tomato lady left but I had Two of the tomatoes so I was like ‘oh you can have one of mine #because followers may know I currently have TWENTYTHREE TOMATOES IN MY BACKYARD RN #and shes like ‘oh youre so sweet heres a 4th peach seedling anyways im going home now im tired bye’ #the peach gods have smiled upon me and it was in the form of an old white lady in a gray sweater and a blue sunvisor

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

yeah i don’t think any of you should be surprised by this point

have the yashiro commission

#the quality shot up with this one somehow #the next chapter should be done soon #in the meantime have this #thoma's team are cinccino arcanine growlithe flareon and blissey #i don't think any of those need an explanation lmao #ayaka's team are ninetales (the alolan variant specifically bc ice) froslass glaceon aurorus and swinub #the swinub was a gut pick ngl. i just think ayaka would absolutely have a tiny thing like that #also it'd be hilarious to have elderly ayaka with a mamoswine #also her glaceon is shiny bc the color scheme fits better #ayato's team are mantine lapras corsola (shiny bc blue) gengar and rockruff #rockruff and gengar are gut picks also. you can't tell me ayato wouldn't have a dog pokemon #also gengar feels fitting #kinda like.......to represent the shuumatsuban #his work from the shadows and all that #i feel like he'd have a team you could kind of expect but also kinda not #like you'd be left like.... i get your picks but why...? aren't there more 'powerful' water types? #he'd just smile and change the topic #anyway #genshin impact #gi ayato #gi thoma #gi ayaka #ayato's gengar can megaevolve i forgot to add that earlier #he's trying to add a wiki berry to the stew if anyone's wondering. wiki berries are dry. i don't think they'd go in the stew thoma's making #not at that stage anyway #.png #.png genshin

[leonardalphachurch]

putting up some decorations for all the ppl coming back to the rvb fandom

#rvb #red vs blue #*repurposes my tags on the lolix post to here* #did you have fun in your other fandoms. did you enjoy your time spent with a piece of media that loves you #did you even think about the children. your blorbos. when you ABANDONED US for the hotter and newer model #you think you can WALTZ back in here like NOTHINGS WRONG #LOOK AT YOUR BLORBOS. THEY GREW UP WITHOUT A FATHER. #that part doesn’t have to do with ppl leaving the fandom. most rvb characters just have daddy issues #AND YOU LEFT THEM AGAIN #WITHOUT EVEN SAYING *GOODBYE* #and so now you return here. on the day of my daughters wedding. to ask ME for MY analysis? #AND YOU DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS WOULD DO TO THE BABY???? *holds up junior* #anyway. welcome back lol

[spyderschaos]

Page two yipppeee

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#wanted to finish this one before I left for vacation with my family #so yea I won’t be able to work on this for like a week or so #but yea here’s page two #oh yea btw the idea is like the full blue color palette and then I only color in some stuff for the funsies and also bc I love color #httyd #hiccup haddock #how to train your dragon #art #httyd fanart #hiccup #httyd hiccup #mermaid!hiccup #httyd merfolk au #merfolk au #mermaid au #mermay #where’s hiccup? #hiccup horrendous haddock lll

[hussyknee]

#you never had any intention of pushing the Dems left #you just don't want your lives upset by having to stand in solidarity with the people already losing everything under them #add one more and one more and one more to the number of people run over by the democratic trolley #until it's just you left #and you don't get to pull the lever anymore #martin niemöller who? #twitter #vote blue no matter who #genocide joe #fuck joe biden #shit liberals say #white supremacy #white queers #us politics #knee of huss #gaza genocide #free palestine

[discordiansamba]

imagine. You're Kolivan. One of your best agents went on a mission years ago to infiltrate Zarkon's effort to find the rest of the lions, and never reported back. You assume that she's dead. Tragic, but it happens in your line of work.

Only it turns out she's not dead. She returns to base two years later- only she has an alien child in tow. She tells you that after being stranded on a planet called 'Earth', she fell in love with one of the people living there- a widowed father with a child from his previous marriage. He helped her locate the blue lion, and she grew close to both father and son.

The father, tragically, died preventing a second wave of Galra scouts from finding the blue lion. He made her vow to raise his son in his stead. So now here she is, with an alien child she is honorbound to raise. You can't possibly say no to that.

You really, really want to say no to that.

Years later, that same child turns out to be the red paladin. You feel yourself getting a headache.

That's the plot of the 'fully human Keith is raised by the Blade of Marmora anyways' AU.

#space human keith au #pov: you are kolivan. you're getting attached to this strange alien anyways #pov: you're kolivan. KEITH JUST STOLE A SHIP AND LEFT THE BASE. YOU ARE TEARING OUT YOUR FUR #(he went to the space mall) #keith voice: i think it's pretty normal to grow up on a hidden base between two black holes and a blue star #pidge: it's really not #hunk: nope #lance: not a chance

[front-facing-pokemon]

#plusle #i think lots of people have a thing against plusle and minun. folks as a general rule just don't seem to like them from my experience #i don't really know why. i got to know plusle from pkmn colosseum and i didn't even know there was a minun #so the first time i ever saw a minun i was like. why is it blue. it's supposed to be red #but then again i also never used that plusle that you get in colosseum because like. sure‚ you get it already purified #but you get it at like level thirteen. when all of the rest of your team is probably around level 30. it's just not really viable #at the point in the game where you get it. it's way too low of a level. unless you wanna spend a thousand years grinding it up which i tried #to do in pyrite but they kept just targeting it and knocking it out so i couldn't get any XP on it. and XP share was either bad or non- #existent at that point i believe so i just kinda left it in the box. i tried to catch every shadow pokémon anyway so y'know #didn't really need it. i also don't remember why they give you a plusle anyway. in the plot. i just remember it being like. a gift pokémon #and it being level 13 which is way too low. so here's plusle i'll have way less to say about minun

[mumblelard]

manifestations of my familiar

last night i dreamt of hats. so many hats. one hat after another, but none of them were right

#refrigerators #polaroids #locket cats #cairns #lovely leaps #skull girls #surrender #sundays #i wish you were here #watching your shadow float underneath you #the breeze off the river so cool #are there other worlds like this or is this the only one #floods #plasters #skulls #snacks #giggling on the windowsill #this is going in the wunderkammer #delirium #live oaks #predators #hope #lips blue from the cold #and then #we had no time left #even for a sip of coffee #north fulton county #georgia