#You are a bird egg

[mandajiu]

Photo Credit: An angel bird on BiliBili provided the original photo with the stem. I found it on a comment in Douyin. Permission requested to use it; otherwise I will delete it. 谢谢

DISCLAIMER: Until proven real, all CP's are fantasy. Avoid real names. Keep the enclosure and do everything possible to not bring the dream outside to official channels. This post will be made private in the future should the nest grow. Intl fans have responsibility to protect their artists. This is a purple free zone people unless it is about a Bazaar scarf. No sheep/goats (glory) worship either. All comments related to one-upmanship of other CPs that are not constructive will be deleted. Try not to share this. Our number one goal is keeping to ourselves and building our own happy little nest, OK?

I am very new to this CP thing in C-entertainment and I find it quite fascinating. Our CP is a pretty dated one, but there are quite a few Bird Eggs going strong. What I love about being a Bird Egg is that for the most part we stay to our one enclosure and try not to step on other people or groups.

Sometimes there is a perception - founded or otherwise you can research - that one person is stepping on the CP or artist in such a way as to hurt the other artist or perceived couple. I am of the mind that the machinery behind the individual is scarier than any one entertainer or even their family. In the end, our artists need to move on to other projects and even CPs and I personally support all work of 30 and 88. I also trust their choices and whoever they decide to be with, even if it is unexpected, I vow to support. I will ask for more collaborations though - such chemistry should not be wasted.

In the end CPfandom are chasing dreams. It is a fantasy born out of a perceived reality. That being said, these days we are getting a whole lot of imaginary candy from our perceived real couple.

NUMBERS

I'm dyscalculic. I forget names, dates, times, and direction. It took me a while to catch up on all the number games. I will attempt to write a detailed post for those interested, but I honestly think trying to find order in the chaos is only good if you have a multiplicity of examples to correlate data with. Yesterday when I looked at the posts from our CP though I had to chuckle. Coincidences keep growing. Also, good on our perceived team. They seem very happy to "catch the tail" of the season have a "long vacation" in both a young and mature fashion Their copywriting is just becoming so very blatant 哈哈哈哈哈哈

The one reason, besides learning Mandarin, I am Leidi is because there is no financial reason to keep Bird Eggs happy, but it seems like we keep getting fed hints (Mandarin slang candy/sweets). The CP group is still strong and they are mostly very realistic people who have a strong romantic side. If this CP isn't real, I demand a drama or movie be made from the storyline of well-intentioned, well-fated love we have so far created by top Bird Eggs. I mean WOW! Go to Bilibili for more. If you don't speak Mandarin. I don't speak much, but Google translate has a camera option and I have devoted all my ADHD hyperfocus to studying the creations and meanderings of Mandarin-speaking Bird Eggs on multiple platforms. So many, many coincidences - for sure their studio has a CP if nothing else.

What is 30 out of 8 you may ask? Why 23 of course. Keep this in mind when you search 磊迪 on Bilibili (latest release).

#I am a bird egg #You are a bird egg #We are all bird eggs here #Purple free zone #Leidi #3088 #磊迪 #RosePink&Green #CPfans #ChineseEntertainment #BirdEggNest #GoatFreeZone #OtherShipsGoElsewhere #unless you are open minded then come on in #SafeZoneForBirds #Yes even those that liked the parrots

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[professional-little-lark]

Pepito, reimagined! Peps has Quackity's smile, roier's eyebrows, river's eyes and marianas myopia (gas mask is also glasses prescriptions)

Waldo sweater my beloved

@terezicaptor the baby, and i completely gave up on dragon parts *head in hands*

Click for better quality cuz tumblr nuked it (WHY)

#qsmp #qsmp pepito #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #pepito fanart #pepito the egg #pepito qsmp #ignore the poorly cropped kiwi bird. you know what i mean

[fizzlo-and-the-cubes]

alr to help with the Great QSMP Content Drought of 2024 im gonna empty all the death family headcanons in my brain onto this tumblr dot com post

all these are cubitos unless stated otherwise btw i just didnt want to go through and indicate every name lmao

(also to my qpr deathduo homies (luv yas) I'm a bit of a romantic pissa truther so be warned about that)(but i also suck at writing romance so it's pretty subtle also most of these are about chayanne)

remember last year when Chayanne was almost always asleep because the admin was too busy? i think that his ties to death pulled his conscious into Kristin's domain whenever he slept, so he just spent his time chilling over there (i simply choose to ignore the fact that she isn't canon)

Tallulah can clearly see and hear spirits, all her brother can see are blurry figures and the occasional whisper

Chay's wings started growing feathers very early on, Phil had to pretend he had no idea where they came from whilst also assuring a heavily sobbing Missa that he didn't cheat on him

no one has known fear like a fed worker that tried to touch Chayanne's wings in the early days and almost lost their hands to a newly-grounded crow

unrelated to that Philza Minecraft puts the 'death' in 'death-glare'

Chayanne's first attempts of jumping off the wall on day one were baby-crow instincts but after that he was just doing it for his dads' reactions

Chayanne knows the blade, but he knows strategy far better - both draw blood in the end, regardless

Juanaflippa was the best at swimming, then Leonarda, then Chayanne

when they learn to fly, Chayanne is the best, then Tallulah, then Pomme

Leonarda wonders why bother flying when she has a cloud to do it for her

Chayanne wants to fly just as much as Tallulah, but she's more vocal about it since her brain is experiencing crow instincts for the first time

Phil taught Pomme how to aim

Phil has dreamed about his kids in his hardcore world more than once

Richarlyson was the one who cut Tallulah's hair short (THANK GOD HE DIDN'T LEARN FROM MIKE)

Tallulah often put flowers in her hair when it was longer, so she sneaks some into everyone else's now that its short

Chayanne can summon his mask over his face (like the Visoreds from Bleach. this is because i like Bleach and will put as many references as i want)

Phil acts more short-tempered than before, and the roses have started to wilt

upon arriving on a reset island, Phil finds Missa hanging off of a rose branch

i hc Missa's face to be similar to bad's since they're both reapers (so a black void with two white eyes and nothing else) but instead of horns Missa has flowy, almost mist-like hair that fades to cyan at the ends

Phil saw it for the first time at the prison when Missa's mask and hood slipped off in his sleep (entirely Chayanne's fault) and was completely normal about it end definitely went back to sleep and didn't stay up staring between Missa's hair and the ceiling.

upon stealing a kiss from Missa, Quackity had to sit down for a few minutes because he couldn't comprehend the texture of Missa's face

Phil was fine tho. he's kissed death plenty of times

#qsmp #pissa #just a tad #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp missa #qsmp death family #can you tell i like the bird instincts bird man #can you tell why my favourite egg is

[kedreeva]

i love when people on facebook groups are like "fowl will kick bad eggs out of the nest" any time someone else says an egg escaped a nest. Like, no they do not know that. We have watched birds sit on rocks, and lightbulbs, and golf balls, and ball pit balls. The really broody ones will sit on sterile eggs until they die unless you break them of their brood. You can swap a broody's dud eggs for fertile ones and they don't care or notice. Stores literally sell wooden and ceramic eggs to trick them because they can't tell the difference. People make posts about bad eggs exploding under their hens. They have no psychic ability to see the interior of the eggs. their brains are like the size of a lima bean and when they're broody they're so hormone addled they aren't even using it. there's 1 thought in their entire body and it's "hatch eggy"

this is the face of a bird that knows nothing, but in particular has no idea if an egg is bad

she would fight me for free if I touched that ball pit ball she trying to hatch. birds are stupid. if yours kicks an egg out just warm it back up and give it back

#chickens #peafowl #aurora #i'm so tired #this is right up there with people who think birds can count #they don't know how long 21 days is #they don't know what 21 is or what a day is #if they go broody and you give them chicks 3 days later #they are not surprised #they are not like oh wow that was 18 days early!! #no they're just like I DID IT I HATCHED EGGY #they don't even care what comes out of the egg

[skep-eroni]

Picking a random TWST card to draw until I get to all of them or give up

Card 2: Malleus Apprentice Chef SR

#love his little ponytail #MalMal should experiment with more hairstyles methinks #Anyways! Do you think Malleus would have the same thinking Deuce had that every egg contains a chick #I don't care if it's not accurate it's funny and that's what matters to me #Actually. Do you think twst had dinosaurs. Would dinosaurs be alive around the time dragons were? And if birds evolved from dinosaurs then. #ok that's enough thinking for today. #Malleus Draconia #twst #twisted wonderland #my art #TWSTCardRando

[stickynotebirds]

287. Egg

#todays bird #birdblr #artists on tumblr #birds #bird of the day #bird #i miss egg week #shout out to you if you were here for egg week lol #i should do another themed week soon.......

[aarghone]

SHE ACTUALLY NEVER LOSES

#qsmp #qsmp juanaflippa #qsmp codeflippa #LETSGOOOO #flippa dance >:D #mi huevita de código #my favorite lil egg <3 <3 #flippa round 4 here we go >:)) #love her lil cuckoo bird shenanigans <3 #tw flashing #tw gun #im sure she only gave him normal toast because he never finished explaining the recipe for avocado toast yep #when charlie said he wouldnt leave again do you think he was thinking about when he left her for exile and came back to a world without her #hmm hmmm #cant believe we live in a world where we get more juanaflippa content #truly blessed #my art #animation

[canisalbus]

That Les Mis line is SO good for them! Every time I hear that line my heart hurts. Also cause I was in a really intense production of that at an intense point in my life.

But seriously. Can’t you just imagine Vasco watching Machete sleep and just having a moment of “I get it. I was never that confused about religious belief, but in some way now I really get it.”

.

#I love how I've somehow managed to infect you with the miserable dog feelings #badly enough that you're imagining them in ✨situations✨even without my involvement #just so you know I'm cherishing these headcanons I'm gingerly placing them in an egg incubator like unhatched baby birds #answered #anonymous #Vasco #Machete

[nintendoni-art]

"Hold on, this is Asbestos."

Bumblekast Thumbnail for January 8th. Didja know that in the book the poppy field issue wasn't resolved by snow? It was like a bajillion mice tied to a cart cause the Tin Man straight up killed a wildcat that was chasing the Queen of the Field Mice which earned them a favor.

#bumblekast #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #Starline #Dr. Starline #Wizard of Oz #On a side note if Starline fell into the original Wizard of Oz universe everyone would be SCREWED. #Anything White/Silver/Cream colored is basically declared either a sorcerer or witch. And Reds/Magenta are the favored colors of Glinda. #The SAME Glinda that ALSO HELPS TO MAKE EVERONE IMMORTAL. PERMANENTLY. #This would be like if you met a Sobek worshiping village and a farm girl got hit by a crocodile at terminal velocity. #I mean it's not like even the Nome King could help with this #Starman looks like a bird and the dude's afraid of eggs!

[eggs-can-draw]

Persona 5 x Slay The Princess except I just really wanted to draw The Long Quiet!Joker

#eggs can art #persona #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #slay the princess au #joker persona 5 #joker p5 #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #fucking BIRD #get bird boyed #wings are like. my favorite things to draw this was so much fun #I like to think tlq is like. covered in wings. just absolutely adorned in them #and they begin to open up (and reveal more) the more perspectives you collect #so jokah messy hair with wings mixed in all over the place #cocooning him a bit yk #narrator is yaldy and in my heart the voices are The Arcana (themeansbywhichallisrevealed) #so like the voice of the hero is the voice of the fool #and it sounds like a weird chorus of all the fool persona with the loudest/main one being arsene #(all the others are the same but the loudest/main voice is the confidant #so like the main voice of the Lover voice is Ann and the loudest voice of the chariot voice is ryuji and so on) #the Princess is akechi probably but the main voice of justice is also akechi because fuck you #edit fuck me the narrator is maruki actually

[cocksley-and-catapult]

drew them :3

#c&c fanart #awesome #i NEED you guys to know that birds eat eggs. in real life. birds eat eggs yall. i

[keirawantstocry]

Inspired by the "sunny calling Pac pai" i say inspired as if im not straight stealin it lmao

Pomme calling qJaiden 'Maman', her being surprised the egg views her as another mom.

Lovebirds🔛🔝

Anon ur a genius i love it 

(okay ready just pretend everyone came home from purgatory and that jaiden is active and this will all make sense) 

Jaiden and Baghera had gotten close in Purgatory, it felt… nice to have someone by her side like that. Swearing to protect her while actually following through with that promise and making sure nobody got to her in fights. She wasn’t exactly sure how to describe it to be honest. Romantic didn’t fit but it was damn near the closest thing she could think of. 

It was strange coming home from Purgatory. Roier moved out. Into the castle with Cellbit. Which was fine really. But it was a new level of loneliness. She had gotten so used to being side by side with people every waking moment that all of a sudden the silence was painful. 

Then Baghera moved in with Pomme. Jaiden couldn't help but be captivated by the little girl. The adorable face paint and the wicked grin she clearly got from her mother. 

When Pomme placed a sign that said, “Maman?” Jaiden turned to Baghera instinctively. 

“Baghera?” 

“Hm?” the blonde woman hummed, her face turned away from both of them. 

“She's talking to you.” 

Baghera turned and glanced at the sign. “Non, I think she's talking to you, chérie.” 

Pomme bounced up and down to show agreement and Jaiden's jaw nearly dropped. 

“Me?” she asked, her voice cracking embarrassingly as the both of them smiled at her. 

Pomme placed down another sign. “I mean if you want to be?” 

“Oh,” Jaiden gasped before kneeling down and gathering the girl up in her arms. “Of course, of course. It would be an honor to be your mom, Pomme.”

#love birds #q!baghera #q!jaiden #qsmp pomme #pomme the egg #qsmp #fanfiction #anon ask #this is short but it was really fun to write #thank u anon #also if ur the one who keeps asking for love birds and the polycule i think we should come up for an emoji or name for you

[meeeeeeese]

Question for you thief mains out there, what's the funniest thing a thief can steal from enemies in your opinion?

For those who don't play thief, these are all actual things you can steal from your enemies.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #for the record I'm quite fond of the egg option #because you only get it from birds #so you're literally stealing their unborn children from.... wherever they were carrying them #but a lot of them are pretty humourous when you stop and consider where these items may have come from

[noivern]

i swear the currawongs are deliberately hanging around the windows to look at the cats for mysterious bird reasons. the cats have spent a lot of time intently lashing their tails about it

#pan #cat #currawong #you can tell a wong has arrived bc all the smaller birds start SCREAMING #(they steal eggs and hatchlings)

[catzgam3rz]

If ur still taking dino requests please consider the oviraptor, my misunderstood king

THE misunderstood king, we stan

unrelated but I could not for the life of me find a breed name for the rooster I used as a reference so I guess it's just the default American chicken????

#rambles #dino requests aka how will AJ turn a modern bird into a specific dino shaped body #my art #prehistoric #paleoart #paleoillustration #oviraptor #I literally spent so long looking for a damn name for these coloured kind of roosters I could NOT find an answer but im also dumb #also did I choose chicken because of eggs yes (as in most readily available egg kinds to find in stores obvs all birds lay eggs) #dino requests #i am in a lot of wisdom pain rn btw so this might be the only one tonight ;w; #art requests #I love Oviraptors so much thank you for the request! (Boop if you read this its also for you) #answered asks\