#Wu Chang x reader

[oletus-writer]

Heyy can I have Wu Chang, Mary and Joseph reacting to their s/o giving their mini pet versions more love and affection then them? They think the pets are too cute to not give attention to

Sorry if I made any mistakes English isn’t my first language :)

I do believe I’ve seen people write for Joseph’s pet receiving more attention than him, but here’s my shot at this.

Wu Chang, Mary, and Joseph getting jealous of their mini versions

Warnings: slight jealousy

Xie Bi’an

At first, he thought the fact that you had a mini Wu Chang as your pet was pretty cute, until you began giving it more affection than you gave him.

Of course, he was happy that you were happy, but the bitter pangs of jealousy began creeping up on him.

‘Qin ai de - ah, you’re playing with your pet again... Well, please don’t let me disturb you.’

He wanted to say something else, but left as you hugged the mini Wu Chang to your chest.

He’d plan dates with only you and him (and Wujiu, if you were also dating him) and amp up the sulking if you had brought your pet with you.

‘Ah, I thought I had specified that this date was only for you and me, but you brought it along… it looks like you love it more than me.’ But of course, this was in a joking tone, no matter how he felt.

Expect a lot more of romantic gestures and pampering, as if he was saying ‘I don’t understand why you give the pet more attention than you give me. Look - I can treat you better.’

Fan Wujiu

Unlike Bi’an, he was kind of annoyed that you had a mini version of him. What to cuddle him? Just ask. Want children? Well, that would be quite a conversation. Everything the mini version of him could do, he could do better.

So, when he saw you pampering the pet more than you gave attention to him, he was quite infuriated. Marching towards you, he snatched it from your hands.

‘Give me affection, then I’ll give you back your pet.’

While his directness can be appreciated, sometimes it would be too much. You explained that it was a harmless pet, and that you were comforting it because it was sad you got chaired first.

Hearing this, Wujiu calmed down and stroked the head of the mini him thoughtfully. ‘I did not expect these tiny things to be capable of feeling emotions. How interesting.’

Still, he’d prefer you go to him immediately after matches, especially since you could potentially get injured.

Mary

Sometimes, Mary would get pretty insecure - was she a good girlfriend? There were many other good candidates in the manor, yet you still stuck by her side. She was sure that you would eventually leave her, so seeing a little pet that looked like her to keep you company reassured her a little bit.

That was until you began giving it more affection than you gave her.

She saw an example of this in a match you had with her - you had asked her not to go easy on you, so she obliged, leading you to be chaired. You were comforting the shivering mini Mary, which made the former queen quite displeased.

‘How dare you! You are my lover first, and then the owner of that pet second. Now, as we wait for your teammates to rescue you, shall we have a lovely chat?’

Slightly puzzled, you were rescued by your teammate and Mary continued to chase you.

Be prepared for intense courting, European style, after you finish every match. She can’t stand someone else sweeping you off your feet, even if it’s a mini version of her.

‘Ma chere/mon cher, I had Emma pick the best flowers for you. Now be a dear and let me braid these in your hair/make you a flower crown.’

Joseph

The Frenchies are very similar in how they react to your pet. How lovely of you to have a little remainder of him every where you go! To By God, why are you giving it more attention than you give him?

He’ll also attempt to win your attention by going on more extravagant dates, and all in all spending more time with you.

‘Beau, would you like for me to show you some recipes that… Claude and I used to enjoy? Can you bring your pet? No, I’m afraid it may cause a mess.’

Out of your sight, he’d be rather petty with his mini version. From glaring to knocking if off the table, he’s not going to accept another competitor. Of course, he’d stop if you asked, begrudgingly, but be sure to reassure him that he’ll be the only one in your eyes.

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[heluvaku]

Hey Leo sister! 💛

If it’s okay, could I have smut headcanons for a fem reader who’s a little chubby (and very self conscious about it) with Wu Chang?… like, both guards. Cuz why accept one when you can have two I guess.

Lots of love!!

𝒲𝓊 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔 𝓍 𝒞𝒽𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝐹𝑒𝓂!𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝓂𝓊𝓉 𝐻𝒸𝓈.

Xie Bi'an + Fan Wujiu | "Wu Chang" x Chubby Female Reader Smut Headcanons.

warnings ; smut , fluff , slight body dysmorphia (?) , praise , body worship , tit sucking , implied size difference , hickies , biting kink , cunnilingus , face sitting , thigh fucking , mating press , spanking if you squint , degradation if you get a magnifying glass , etc .

author's note ; hihi anon ! i loved making this so much because i'm plus sized myself AND im so in love with wuwu right now ... it's like 4 am at the time i started writing this bear with me here . anyways enjoy !

𝒳𝒾𝑒 𝐵𝒾'𝒶𝓃 .

✦ The sweetest man alive.. if he was.

✦ Xie's so confused about why you dislike how you look so much. He's infatuated with you. He'll kiss every curve on your body, whispering sweet nothings against your supple skin. He smiles at each moan and whine as he gently kisses sensitive parts of you.

✦ Praise and Body Worship galore, I'm telling you. Xie could look at your naked body for hours and would never get tired at staring at you at all. Women with a pudge have the best pussy according to he and Fan..

✦ He's obsessed with your boobs. Xie would swirl his tongue around your nipple, sucking and nipping at the bud while looking up into your eyes. When he's done sucking, he'll make a wet 'pop!' noise and play with your nipple with his thumb, sucking the other one.

✦ He often fucks you in a mating press. He's very gentle with how he places your legs, running his hands up and down your thighs while whispering how pretty you'll look stuffed with his cock.

✦ Marvels at how his bulge is so apparent inside you and takes your hand to make you feel it in your lower stomach. Xie thinks it's hilarious - especially your shocked expression.

✦ Aftercare consists of even more praise while Xie runs you a bath, bathing you and making sure you can still stand.. or walk. He just hopes you're able to understand how much he loves you, regardless of your size.

𝐹𝒶𝓃 𝒲𝓊𝒿𝒾𝓊 .

✦ He's more confused than Bi'an. Fan stared at you with the most perplexed expression ever for an entire minute.

✦ Fan thinks the EXACT opposite of you. He loves how chubby you are, he always thought the plumper the better. You were perfect to him in every way and he was so ready to prove it to you.

✦ Unlike Bi'an, Fan leaves hickies and bite marks all over you, grinning at his handiwork as he runs his hands over every nook and cranny of your body. He always straight up tells you what he wants to do to you, and what he wants you to do to him.

✦ He's in love with your thighs. Fan's not one for begging (himself), but he'd plead for you to just sit on his face and smother him with your thighs while he laps up everything your pretty pussy has to offer. He lets you squirm and grind down on his tongue, he thinks it makes it better.

✦ Thinks your thighs are perfect for thigh fucking, too. Fan makes you get on your hands and knees while he shoves his cock in and out between your legs, making you an even stickier mess than you were before. He'll smack and grab your ass, moaning about how good of a slut you are for him.

✦ Fan fucks you in a Full Nelson the most, but occasionally fucks you in Leap Frog. He loves it when he suspends your legs, your plush thighs pressed against your tummy and boobs; your rolls becoming more apparent in the position. In Leap Frog, Fan likes to see your ass jiggle each time he thrusts into your leaky pussy. It always gets him going.

✦ Aftercare is pretty much him scolding you for your - according to Fan - 'foolish' insecurity while he takes care of your fucked out body. He cares for you as much as Bi'an does and always will.. it's just expressed way differently .

@ orpherizz 2023 . do not share or repost .

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[athanasius-symposium-of-writings]

Hi, I saw some of your IDV smut line prompt

If you still taking request from that and write for Wu Chang, can you do ❛ i want to fuck you so badly. ❜ and ❛ i don't care if someone sees us. i need you, now. ❜

More specific for Fan Wujiu/Black Guard just being needyhorny for his S/O ( ╹▽╹ )

I did my best! I like the idea of Wu, Fan, and Xie being three different ppl

Rated: Explicit | Warning: Aphrodisiac

“I want you,” You jerk in surprise, so hyper-focused on decoding you had paid attention to your heart racing alerting you of the hunter's presence. “It hurts how badly I want you.” Wujiu, the black guard, is currently in control. He looks like a mess! You thought it was because of Naib kiting him for so long but he looks actually in pain. “You will help us.” Grabbing you and placing you over his shoulder. 

Wu Chang is the person they make, the souls within him are Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu. They are bound by the umbrella they carry, forever together but not able to see one another. During matches, the white guard and black guard are separate but whole, Wu's personality disappearing leaving the original two to hunt. It is very complex and you, the partner originally to only Wu, decided to just go with the flow.

In the manor, only Wu exists. He is a stoic man, very reserved. It took quite a bit of work to try to talk to let alone be in the current relationship you are in with him. Later, you met the pieces of the whole. Bi’an, the white guard, is the calm one who approached you post-match as Wu Chang was very eager to see you.

The eagerness one has when a loved one has been hurt. Your match with Ripper was scary, the map was new and London-based (Soho if you remember correctly). The fog everywhere, the dark alleys, all of it to his advantage. You barely escaped with another teammate.

Thank God that map was a one-time deal!

Wu grew worried and risked punishment crossing to the survivors’ portion of the manor to see you.

“Such love merits our meeting. You are his sun, his moon, the very earth he envies as it holds you up.” 

You… Well, you have never been described so highly.

As introductions are important, Bi'an greets you pleasantly as you are the object of Wu Chang's affection.

Later came Wujiu, well, he bared what he wanted from you very quickly.

You have been intimate with Wu Chang once, it was an emotional moment and intimacy was necessary. You love cuddling, love skin-on-skin contact, but sex never seemed on the table— Rather in other words: it scared you. The trust, the work, and then the fear if you mess up.

Lots of anxiety.

With Wu, it was nice, slow, and you felt at ease and content.

With Fan Wujiu, you discovered so much in two hours!

Being currently in the Chinatown map, he knows exactly where he is going to hide you and him until the ciphers are completed. His victory is already claimed as he chaired two of the survivors before grabbing you.

“I do not care who sees us,” The top floor with the mannequins, “I need you now.”

You nearly scream when literally pounces on you, something you are sure Bi'an will scold him about. You scare easily.

By the time the last cipher is popped (poor Weeping Clown), you are a mess and Wujiu does not seem any better.

“Please, we need– God, I physically can't!” How much more can this man give!?

“You can, you must.” And you do as you bite his shoulder to contain your voice. “Blame. That. Bug woman.” His thrust is erratic, clearly desperate, and you are getting more and more drunk off his cock.

You have no clue what that means but you can guess by the way he smells sweet and weird then her ability must have affected him.

Stay put. I'm coming.

Hunter has detection! Go, I'll take the dungeon.

“Wujiu…” Shit, you might pass out.

He squeezes you in his arms, “Stay awake.”

“Hmm,” Oh, you feel lightheaded. “Tíngzhǐ.”

And he listens, “You took me so well, little bird.” Praising you as he stops immediately, “Are you hurt?”

“Just dizzy. And hot. Fuck.”

“I can't give you the care necessary,” He wants to keep touching you, “My apologies.” You know he means that.

“Widow's peak. There.” You try to get your words out, “Later.” It is a spot where you meet Wu Chang often, a private neutral area.

“Of course.”

He gives you a moment before carrying you to the dungeon.

#reader insert #anon ask #idv #idv wu chang #wu chang x reader #wu chang x you #identity v #identity v x reader #identity v x you #identity v wu chang

[sakurayumeno]

hihi! may i request letters B, D and I from the Smut alphabet for wu chang (xie and fan), im so glad ur back btw i missed youuu 😭♥️♥️♥️

NSFW Alphabet Hcs.

Characters: Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu.

Genre: Smut, Headcanon game.

Letters: B, D, I.

A/N: Aww thank you!! It's INCREDIBLY late, but I hope you like it!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On you, Wujiu likes your hips whereas Bi'an likes the small of your back, as it's where they usually hold you the majority of the act. Your body is fragile compared to theirs and they can't help but admire that about you. Of course, they keep in mind to be more gentle with you because of this, leaving soft, but firm carreses/ holds on those certain areas of your body.

But on them, they like their tongues. The length of them is longer than most; combine that with how much they like being close to you and it would make oral one of their favorite acts.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They both share a mild enjoyment to seeing you writhe under their touch, your body yearning for more as they take their sweet time in touching you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

They're both really big sweethearts. Their sex is fueled by their love, and while lust is a contributor, it's never the main one. They make sure every part of you is being worshiped and treated like royalty.

#identity v #idv #identity v x reader #idv x reader #idv headcanons #500+ follower event #idv smut #idv wu chang #wu chang x reader #idv xie bian #idv fan wujiu #xie bian x reader #fan wujiu x reader

[idv-brainrot-go-brr]

lmao hi could i please request (romantic or platonic is up to you) hcs for joseph and wu chang with a g/n reader who has massive fucking eyebags but like, they sleep, like ALOT

Sleeping Beauty

Character(s): Joseph, Wu chang Content: reader is very eepy, they zzzz

Joseph

First of all, he doesn't really mind that you sleep a lot

Since he's busy most of the time anyway there is plenty of time when you can just nap the day away without him even noticing

What he does notice though, is that you look exhausted all the time

dark eye bags, weary expression, you look sick

Now that's a problem because that makes him panic.

Are you sick? How long have you felt like this? When did it start?

You can tell him a hundred times over that you in fact feel fine, but in his mind, the exhaustion, the many hours you spend asleep, and the lack of improvement in terms of your circumstance; clearly indicate that you are dying

He's a paranoid

And as much as that looks amusing he is incredibly stressed about this possibility and he will stress you too.

If you're stubborn and refuse to see someone regarding your health then he'll bring the healthcare to you

Even if Emily herself told him you're fine he would be hesitant to believe it

He'll probably spend a lot of time around you because he has to learn at his own pace that you are okay. Otherwise, he won't accept it.

So in the end he's just like 'ok this is a thing now' and then he'll finally back off a bit

All of that drama comes from a place of genuine concern though, so don't blame him for it

Bi'an

Fairly chill about it

He trusts you to take care of yourself, he trusts that you'd ask for help if you'd need it

And hey, everyone has things they go through sometimes, and in those moments the standard amount of rest might not suffice to deal with what you're experiencing

He would probably only really comment on it once prompted to do so by Wujiu.

He'd ask if you're okay; if you're sure that you're okay and if you need anything

Will probably make you some tea and then call it a day

If something's bothering you, you can talk to him

If you need comfort, he'll hold you

But he won't pretend like you're not your own person, perfectly capable of taking care of yourself

Wujiu

Fairly not chill about it

Similar to Joseph he is highly alarmed and highly convinced that you are sick and you are in fact actively dying.

First he drags out Bi'an to take a look at you (thank god for the resident brain cell) but isn't satisfied with the result of that

Drags you to see every vaguely medically knowledgeable person he can find

Every single one

If all of them agree that you're fine, he still won't believe it and prepare a home remedy to boost your energy levels

And only once that doesn't show much effect will he actually leave you alone and accept that you're ok, you just look a little tire

Assuming though, that any one of them does find something wrong or so much as voices concern/a theory, you're never getting rid of him again.

He hovers over you like a mother hen

Pros: you don't have to move, he'll do anything for you, literally anything

Cons: you are under constant surveillance and you are on strict bed rest

which means your life would get very boring very fast and there is nothing you can do about it because he does not listen to you

#idv x reader #identity v x reader #idv joseph x reader #joseph desaulnier x reader #idv photographer x reader #wu chang x reader #idv wu chang x reader

[idvlover]

Hi! Can I have hcs with Naib, Luca and Wu Chang with a fragile s/o, like they want to become stronger but they need some help and lot of time.

Also I can send you some pictures of my shrimps (yes I have a aquarium with shrimps) if you want!!! (I don't know if shrimps are considered as pet).

I'm so sorry this took so long 😭

Naib, Wu Chang, and Luca with a fragile s/o who wants to be stronger:

Wu Chang:

Xie has always been trying to be careful with s/o during matches. Knowing that they aren't the strongest survivor, but they aren't the weakest either. Xie basically has a soft spot for them

Fan, on the other hand. Does not go easy on them like Xie does, but if his s/o really needs the break. He'll let them take a breather and change target

S/o was getting tired of struggling in so many matches, losing constantly, rinse, and repeat. Even if the match was a win, s/o was already back at the manor

So they went up to their lovers one day and asked for a custom match. Just the three of them

The two were confused but accepted

It was lost after loss again, and s/o was growing increasingly frustrated

Fan was actually the first one to put a halt to everything. Seeing that they were getting upset.

"Alright, something is the matter."

"I just wanted practice.."

"Practice until your knees break?"

When s/o explained everything, it made a lot of sense now

The two agreed to help them, but they help them through training methods and not just out right letting them wing it

Fan and Xie go outside of their abilities to give s/o harder courses. Which scared the shit out of them because the last thing they expected is for the two to full on SPRINT and also pull off some flexible moves

The worst one yet is when Fan was on the ceiling waiting for s/o to come through. He did that because he thought it was funny

When they get back out into the actual matches. S/o is doing much better than before

But when they enter duo's. It's a bit of a different story. Xie and Fan did teach them about getting through duo's by treating each other as different hunters than one. The only problem is that hunters like to target s/o for easy pickings and won't let up no matter what

Fan decided he wanted to be fully present in those matches rather than switch out. Not because he doesn't think s/o can't handle it, but he does not trust the other hunter to keep their cool when they realize s/o is not an easy grab anymore

There have been a few times when Fan had to fight a hunter. Those days are actually when he lets everyone win for the sake of not letting the hunter have satisfaction

Xie is very proud of s/o, though that some times he needed to be reminded that he needed to chair them, not let them kite him the entire match

Luca:

The strongest out of some of the decoders, considering his vaulting speed and pallet throws aren't slow. Average, but not slow either

He normally prefers to coordinate the match to help s/o stay in longer, such as carefully picking ciphers that aren't close to the hunter

This annoyed survivors some, but he didn't care honestly. With how some of them treat his s/o, he may or may not have led hunters to them and force them to take over kiting

His s/o asked him for help one day and told him that they wanted to learn how to kite better in matches. At first, he tried to direct them towards someone like Norton, Melly, or even Margie, or Patricia

Then they told him why they're asking him. He's fairly good at multi-tasking and knows all the best ways to lose a hunter when he is found first.

So, he begins helping them in custom matches with a hunter he trusts

It was really rough at first to the point that even the hunter was like: "Uh, I think they need a break. Like now."

Luca is trying to think of ways to teach them better because maybe the hunter isn't the best idea. So HE decides to pretend to be the hunter

He says shit like: "C'MERE PRETTY BOY/GIRL/DARLING!" While chasing them. He's also always yelling outta pocket shit

Yet this actually helped s/o improve significantly

So when Luca brings the hunter back, s/o is actually doing pretty well! Sure, they got captured once or twice, but they did really good!

Now, when the two go back in real matches. Luca tells them that if they need someone to take over, he won't mind kitting. They reassure him they'll be fine.

Boy, was everyone amazed with how well s/o was doing. All those months of practicing paid off. This made other survivors relieved as this means Luca won't lead the hunters to them anymore when he's mad at them

Naib:

Naib protects his s/o in matchs... CONSTANTLY. One of the reasons why s/o even makes it through a match

He's always next to them, working a cipher, taking over kites for them, taking hits for them, and will not hesitate to drag/carry their ass across the map to an open gate

Then his s/o asked him while they were getting ready to sleep one night if he could train them to do better in matches. He questioned them about it, and they gave a simple answer of wanting to be self-reliant when he's not in matches with them.

Which he finds understandable. So he agrees to it

And yes, he did use training military techniques on them. He was nicer about it, though... Unlike his trainers

He would also train with them. He wanted them to build up their lower and upper body strength before he had a hunter chase them

Naib is very encouraging about it. If they're starting to tire out, he'll encourage them to do two more then take a break

He also had them spare with him. They were super wobbly and unbalanced about it. He would give them tips on what to do and what not to do

He didn't exactly go easy on them when they were sparing, but he wasn't brutal. He will immediately stop if his s/o tells him to or if it's clear they are getting overwhelmed

When he finally let's them do a custom match. He is watching that hunter like a hawk. Doesn't matter how will known the hunter is known for friendliness he is making sure they don't fuck his s/o over

He coached them through those custom matches for months.

He may have probably trained them too well for any hunters liking because once they were back on the real matches, so many hunters would get frustrated and change target

Naib would praise them when he sees them at some point in the match

But, Naib still wants to decode next to them. Old habits die hard

He's still going to be protective no matter what. He adores his s/o too much. This also means he might watch them kite rather than decode

Helena literally dragged him away by the arm, telling him he needed to decode before crows appeared

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[sk3tch404]

ℍ𝕚, 𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖, 𝕤𝕠 𝕀'𝕞 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕤, 𝕙𝕒𝕙𝕒. ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠 𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕎𝕦 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘? ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀'𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟. 𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕒 𝕕𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 :𝔻 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦!!!

Yandere Wu Chang with a Chinese reader who is from modern day

Reaction and a little bit of headcanons!

Also tysm for sending an ask in! If my reqs are ever open, feel free to just go for it ^^ Ik how scary it is to send one in. Especially if the creator has other asks they've been working on, and the paranoia of breaking rules. But you're fine!

Also please correct me if i had gotten anything wrong about Chinese culture. I had only retained some information from a historical accuracy review video and somewhat prior information. Please educate me if you can or like to!

"My, isn't that interesting?" Bi'an walks over and sits next to you, placing his umbrella to the side, "Tell me, how has society progressed through the years? You said your original time was 2023 right?"

You nod, slightly flustered from his sudden interest. Bi'an is suddenly dropped over with a black liquid, and then appears Wujiu, "It seems the rumors are true. Do tell us more Y/n."

Both are ECSTATIC

There were rumors floating around that you were from the future when you first entered. Considering that they're in a manor containing all sorts of supernatural occurrences and people, they weren't all that shocked by it.

Not to say they weren't incredibly curious though! Though Wujiu was more excited than Bi'an hehe.

They talk extensively about you and what the future may hold. What kind of inventions have been made? How have clothing trends changed? Is this person still popular or at least known? How would the people of your time feel about this certain social custom?

What was your daily life? Did anybody give you trouble? Why was this "internet" filled with such strange and quite frankly disturbing content? (Oncler simps /j) Is this why your posture was so bad? Douyin makeup and fashion? Wow they look like dolls! But they amount of product they use in order to attain such a look is quite much sometimes haha.

OH MY GOD THE CHINESE FANTASY/HISTORICAL DRAMAS? They're absolutely entranced by it. Bi'an mostly comments on how historically inaccurate they are, and how outrageous the characters are.

Bi'an: Ah no, this is incorrect as well. The main lady should not be in such fine condition after such a dilemma. I'm surprised she had not been given rags to wear and executed by the emperor instead... What an interesting tale.

Wujiu usually makes passing comments on how they're all attractive, and talks as if he was in the drama itself.

Wujiu: HOLY SHIT IF YOU DON'T JUST FIGHT THIS MISTRESS, WOMAN IM GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU.

Takes everything seriously there 😭 Bi'an has to switch in order to apologize to you and tell Fan he's scaring you.

Since you adorn such simple clothing, they question you about Chinese culture a lot. Had such articles of clothing been lost to time? What traditions are still practiced? Wait, the average are allowed people cut their hair? How shocking! Isn't that disrespectful to their parents? Er, which ruler is in charge of the north now?

Once you tell them all of the things that connect you to your chinese heritage, they will try and do EVERYTHING you used to do.

New Year's was it? Ah they have been on a westerners calendar for a while, so they have not been up to date. Well, this calls for special red envelopes and beautiful clothing does it not?

Adorns you only in the most beautiful traditional clothing. Hanfu's are flowy and can be quite modest, but Qipao's can be intricate and beautifully simple. Oh but you could also wear a Tangzhuang. Matching with them, what a dream come true! So cute you are... Agh, they just can't pick! Why do you have to be so beautiful?

They are also surprised by how modern traditional clothing has become. Clothing like that would've been years worth of salary for the average man! How lucky you are to be able to wear such things for a price.

Although they doll you up and celebrate with you, you aren't allowed to do anything more than to stay with them and obey the usual rules during all of it.

Damn, you don't even get anything of real material value in the red envelope. It's a love letter and a small gift. Usually jewelry or something of that minimal sort. (The gift is meaningless to you as you receive all kinds of unwanted things from them 24/7)

They are glad you are of the same ethnic background of them! You both may have not been from the same place or time, but you two both have a personal understanding of each other's identity.

Partaking in various conversations about culture, technology, celebrating traditions, partially speaking in similar language... All and more of these things have them head over heels for you.

You're just perfect! How could they ever have been so lucky to encounter someone like you in this afterlife? Although they wish not to have experienced such past hardships, they're glad all of that had amounted to this moment.

It thrills them to know that they understand you more than anyone else in this manor. No one else could spend time and appreciate you like this here. It's only them who can truly make you feel at home. A home with them. Your lovers.

Perhaps being in this wretched manor has brought something worthwhile after all. Even if they don't win, at least they have something they can bring back with them.

#yandere #yandere wu chang #yandere identity v #identity v #idv #yandere idv #male yandere #wu chang #x reader #wu chang x reader #idv x reader #identity v x reader #yandere x reader

[viiixs]

Hi bbg do you write for Requiem WuChang?👉👈

What if,,Their s/o got ambushed and then Requiem came to the rescue..

«🥼» MODELING ISSUE I

PART 1 OF 2 PARTS. (PART 2 LINK SOON!)

. . . RQ!XIE BI’AN & RQ!FAN WUJIU X READER … – warnings: heavily implied violence, mentions of alcohol, blood.

! — Note at the end of post! + scenario only.

«🥼» SCENARIO

……………………………

“This car ride is rather long, don’t you think?”

Bi’an mumurs as He looks out the window, crimson eyes soon falling to the Chauffeur driving upfront.

“Are we almost there?” Bi’an asks as the Chauffer’s eyes look at Requiem through the front windscreen.

The said man looking now at the Location app upon hearing Requiem’s question, He gazes back at the steering wheel.

“Just a little bit more, Sir Xie.”

Bi’an hums in acknowledgement as His gaze darts towards you in a questioning manner.

“Are you doing alright?”

He pats your head, looking at you with a soft gaze. He and Wujiu decided to bring you to one of their photoshoots for a campaign hosted by the Agency They recently signed up for. They were currently heading to the destined location as You and Requiem sat comfortably at the backseat.

This only happened since You were curious about what They do behind the scenes when they were modeling, since most of the time you usually get left alone in your shared Apartment.

The Curiosity Blossomed overtime as you started seeing your Two Lovers in Advertisements, Tarpaulins and even in Magazines more frequently, They were also trending online at one point! you just had to ask the Two what They usually do or whats up with Their sudden spike of popularity. You told them that you wish you can see them doing actual modeling. Fortunately, Requiem invited you to their next– now current shoot They’ll be doing. This is great, Considering how You’ll see them both at their full potential as models!

You nod in reply to His Question. a smile graces his lips.

“Thats good.”

His red eyes gazes at you before it moves to Fan Wujiu, Who is currently resting his head on the window next to your side.

“How about you, Wujiu. you okay?”

He looks at Wujiu who’s currently resting his head on his palm, staring mindlessly at the window.

“Mhm.”

Wujiu mumbled in reply.

Bi’an smiles at Him before sitting back on His seat. Humming Comfortably, satisfied with both your replies.

“Ah, I have a question.”

Bi’an and Wujiu’s eyes are now on you, curious gazes while Their eyebrows are raised.

“What is it?”

“How long have you guys been yknow… doing modeling? just curious.”

He thinks for awhile.

“Oh. quite awhile now actually... some agency asked us if we wanted the opportunity to star in Their upcoming Advertisement… We didn’t really have anything to do. never knew it would be such a hit.”

“So much so Wujiu had to mute His phone with How much Emails We’d get from the different agencies..”

Bi’an chuckles.

“so why not?”

Wujiu gives him a small glare.

“They’re annoying, okay?”

“I didn’t say they weren’t now… did I..?”

you and Bi’an share a small laugh as Wujiu looks away playfully rolling his eyes while facing the window.

.

.

.

The Car soon pulls over.

“We’re Here.”

Wujiu’s Cerulean eyes examine the Building from His window and raises an eyebrow suspiciously. It looked too empty to be deemed as the “Popular Agency.” in this city. but brushed it off as you Three got off the Car, although the suspicion still lies.

The Car soon drives away as you both were now left alone standing infront of the building.

Bi’an examines the building with an expectant look.

“Not what i was expecting… it looks different than it did with the Email they sent.”

“Looks bland as Hell.”

“Can’t disagree with you there…”

“well, whatever.” Bi’an shrugged as He looked at you with a smile

“Are you excited, ___?”

you smile back at him before nodding.

“Lets go now, yes?”

“Okay.”

You three walked inside the building… it was… quite desolate, in a way. there stood one employee at the front desk, Her gaze immediately going to you Three, almost… panicked.

“Hello. we are here for the campaign shoot.”

The Employee looks at Bi’an before nodding.

“Ah… yes, Requiem… correct?”

“Thats right.”

“and… who?”

She points at you expectantly as Bi’an looks at your direction.

“Ah, a special guest. no worries.”

Bi’an smiled as Wujiu stares at the Employee with a harsh glare. this feels… a little too off. It’s quite… desolate. in this place. There weren’t any people apart from the Front desk Herself, not too mention, it feels like someone is watching them.

it doesn’t feel too right.

“I-I see… alright then… i’ll just call our campaign manager to come down and we’ll get started.”

She reaches towards the telephone.

“They’re here.”

Suddenly, a group of men appeared out of nowhere and tackled Both Bi’an and Wujiu.

“What the…?!”

Wujiu and Bi’an tries to fight off the sudden group of men tackling them as you stare in shock and back away a little.

“what the hell…?!”

You kept backing in fear as your arm suddenly gets roughly grabbed by the perpetrators, trying to drag you away from Requiem.

You look in shock as you attempt to fight back to struggle out— albeit it wasn’t fruitless as you managed to kick one of the men, who only snarled in return. giving you a harsh glare.

“Agh- you-!”

He drags you now harshly as Wujiu and Bi’an look at you almost panicked.

“Wujiu- Bi’an-“

“___!”

They both called out to you while still trying to hold back the men. It was difficult as the group had blunt objects while Bi’an had the Umbrella. He was using it as some sort of shield while trying His best to not get hit across the face with the objects the men were using against them. Wujiu was in the middle of punching some of them in the face, barely almost evading their hits.

In a Fortune, Wujiu saw the vase from the counter and grabbed it.

“Duck!”

immediately throwing it to the man Bi’an was currently trying to hold back, Hissing from pain from the shards of glass that came from the impact of the throw, Bi’an managed to successfully shove the man off as He assisted Wujiu with the men that were surrounding Him.

while….

The Men that were dragging you away had enough of your struggling and eventually hit you across the head by swinging you across the head with a blunt- you hisses in pain as your consciousness slowly started to fade- as much as you wanted to fight back your vision darkening, it was useless as your vision faded to black. as you slumped back on the floor now unconscious.

The two men that were dragging you sighed exhaustingly, almost in relief.

“God… thank god. so damn stubborn. what do we even do with Them…? Don’t we only need to deal with Requiem?”

The man near him only shrugged.

“Can’t we just let them go? This isn’t even what the boss told us to do!”

“We can’t just release them. idiot. They can snitch on us and i’m not in the mood to deal with the authorities right now.”

He looks at you and scrutinizes your face.

“Besides. Requiem wouldn’t just bring some random person. Who knows, Judging by His concerned yell for this person earlier, we can use it to our advantage…”

………………

“Shit…”

Wujiu breathes out as He and Bi’an finally finished fighting off the other men. bloody traces stained throughout the entire Lobby, unconscious bodies along with shattered glass and more unpleasantries as They both slump back on the floor, using the wall as a support.

Bi’an stares at Wujiu with an almost relieved smile.

“.. Nice Aim earlier.”

Wujiu stares back at Him.

“It was Tough luck… Thank god we managed to fight them off.” He breathes out.

It was a moment of silence as Bi’an opens His eyes for a second, before it suddenly widens.

“…wait.”

“..Wujiu”

Bi’an nudges Him

“Wh-?”

Requiem suddenly becomes more alert at the sudden realization.

They checked their surroundings and then suddenly remembered.

“wait…”

“____!” They shouted your name as They searched throughout the entire Lobby and when they saw nothing, staring at the Direction the culprits took you while They were occupied with the men- they immediately went there.

They searched throughout the entire building for any sign of you. Despite the Exhaustion that came along the fight– They couldn’t just leave you! They searched frantically, no traces of you throughout the building. checking every crevice for no answer.

after a little while of searching. They came to the conclusion that You were brought along by them.

as much as They didn’t like it, but it was their only choice.

They grit their teeth at the conclusion and hope those damn bastards don’t do anything bad to you. They need trace your current location… and They know who They could rely on for this type of situation.

Nitre.

“Bi’an, call the Chauffeur, Immediately!”

……………

(hideout of true proof)

“Seems like i finally won against you.” True Proof smiles at the Female infront of Her as She stares at Bloodfan, dangling the Queen piece infront of Her as she smiles in reply of her defeat, putting Her fan down on Her lap as she claps.

“Well played, Demi. you’ve certainly gotten better at chess since we last played.” The woman only grins in response of Bloodfan’s words.

“Of course… its a great way to pass the time.”

True Proof walks to one of Her cabinets in Her office.

“Missions have been a pain in the ass haven’t they? why not treat this to a glass of wine? you need to loosen up more.” She pops open a wine cork and starts pouring on Her glass. “My treat.”

Bloodfan shakes her head. “Thank you, but I Don’t Drink.”

True proof chuckles

“Still the Teetotaler, huh..?”

Bloodfan nods. “Perhaps a certain… member of ours would like this.”

True proof raises an eyebrow.

“Ah.. let me guess?”

“Wujiu!”

“Bi’an.”

“…”

They both share a hearty laugh at their contrasting response, the four of them were very close friends ever since from Highschool to starting an entire Group. They remained close since.

“They’re really different with the effects of Alcohol… huh..?” The said hearty laugh soon dies down into small giggles as Bloodfan nods.

“Wujiu’s drunken state can almost rival yours.”

“Hey… I’m not that bad when I get tips-“

“Wheres Nitre?!”

True Proof flinches at the harsh swing of Their office door, Turning around immediately revealing two yet familiar disheveled men clearly in a raging state of anger despite one’s nonchalant expression.

“speak of the devil…” Bloodfan mutters as she opens Her Fan to conceal Her half of her face.

It was no more than Requiem Themselves.

“Nitre… Nitre! where is She?!” Wujiu yelled angrily. gripping the door with such frequency that it looked like He can break it if He wished. He looks around the room before hitting the door.

“Where is She damn it!”

“Woa, woa, woa! calm down! what’s going on with you both? what happened?” True Proof asks in concern as She steps closer.

“Ambush. They took ____ with them.” Bi’an grips the umbrella harshly.

“Turns out that the said ‘Model Agency’ was just a phony to Lure us to their plan.”

“damn bastards.”

Their anger was conspicuous in every way possible, Damn it… Wujiu already knew something was wrong; yet His intuition was correct. They shouldn’t have left their guard down– even if the Invitation sounded harmless, looks can be deceiving, and Requiem learnt it the second time.

“We need Nitre, We need to track down those asses.”

Note: OH MY, OH MY GOD. (bite me reference)

this request made me so happy, it made me jump in excitement, made me drop my phone and made my jawdrop. i love rq wu chang sm this request was so YUMMY. i loved writing it (sorry it took awhile i keep procrastinating on my requests)

theres more coming up btw part 2 will be posted tomorrow. … its 12 am im so tired and my wrist is hurting and this is… not proofread

AND I CAN FINALLY VALIDATE MY REQUIEM MODELING HC TEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHQUFAQOVQPQ (<- stupid) AGH. but i just wanna thank u anon ily and yes bbg i do write for requiem.

🧍 hope i did this request with justice because i’m currently going through 82728 (more or less) second hand embarrassment from my writing ESPECIALLY THE FIGHT SCENE. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING FIGHT SCENe so llease …spare me.

update: part 2 will be delayed. i need to rewrite some stuff💥💥

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[abandonedbun]

Hi can I request Andrew, Luca, William, Wu Chang and Antonio reacting to having an s/o that can crush a watermelon between her thighs.

Bun’s super sorry she took so long! Your request has been done!!

Bun assumes you meant a s/o with big thighs! But if Bun got it wrong they’re super duper sorry! (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

Andrew Kreiss

He wouldn’t be so focused on your body

He loves you for your personality, and your kind heart!

But… thighs.. he’s a thighs man, he can’t help but look at them!

And if you ever showed him that you can literally crush a watermelon between your thighs he’s gonna start being even more in love with them

Sees you as someone with the thighs of a goddess

In his eyes you have the thighs of a goddess because he loves you <33

Please let him rest his head on them

He usually has to keep up a serious act, being hesitant to take compliments and interact with people

But when he’s resting his head on your thighs he can relax and be himself! He loves how soft and warm they are!

He’d actually love to have his head squished in between your thighs but he’s too shy to say anything and respects you too much, he’s in denial about wanting to be squished between them

Loves when you wear anything like shorts, skirts and thigh high stockings

But mainly in private

Will not hesitate to intimidate anybody who tries to touch or even gaze at your thighs

He loves your thighs and refuses to let anyone else have them <3

Luca Balsa

Luca’s also a gentlemen, he loves you for you

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t love your thighs though! He thinks they’re lovely

So soft, and warm.. perfect pillow \(//∇//)\

He also really likes resting his head on them! Whenever he’s taking a break from his genius inventions stuff or having a headache he can calm down with them!

If he’s having a headache please gently pet his head when he’s resting on your thighs, it helps a lot

Gently squishes your thighs.. soft and squishy <33

Probably bit your thigh atleast one time

He apologized so much because he thought it would be seen as inappropriate + he doesn’t wanna hurt your thigh with his fang

But like if you’re okay with it Luca would definitely like to kiss them a lot! And bite them sometimes (the biting is outside the lovey dovey times as well, he loves biting them because big squish)

William Ellis

Can probably crush a watermelon between his thighs as well

He’s a big strong athlete! A watermelon could easily be crushed

So having a s/o that can also do it? Yeah he’s gonna have a competition with you to see who can crush a melon faster, loser has to do whatever the winner says!

Lowkey wants you to crush his head in your thighs

Will offer you rides on his shoulders mainly to feel your thighs on the sides of his head

William’s enjoying the warmth so much ♪( ´▽｀)

He’ll tell whoever’s staring for too long or being mean about your thighs to leave you alone! Nobody’s mean to his lover >:(

But.. if talking won’t work…

Will not hesitate to charge at anybody staring or being mean about your thighs :)

Makes funny little comments about your thighs, not teasing! Never!! He’s super sweet and friendly!

The comments are about how big and lovely they are, how they make him feel at paradise, etc

Carries you on his shoulders during friendly matches or takes you to a calming area where he can rest his head on them

Also very much loves when you’re wearing shorts, skirts and thigh high stockings because.. v-very nice ♥︎(//∇//)

Wu Chang

They’re both very respectful, no unholy comments from them!

Xie will compliment your thighs and tell you how warm and soft they are, and how they’re beautiful, insecure or not

Fan tends to stare at them a bit more often, but he does his best to look away and hide the slight blush on his cheeks before you notice, he’s much more hesitant and awkward when it comes to complimenting your thighs (and you in general)

Both are protective, they don’t like anybody else looking directly at your thighs

Fan will be aggressive, he’ll give a death glare and if that doesn’t scare them off they’ll be in Emily’s office in five minutes and then will stay in their room for weeks

Xie is the kind of guy to smile when he’s mad, we have ( ◠‿◠ ) and （╹◡╹）

That will always scare people off for the first time, he’s much scarier then Fan when he’s mad

Both love your thighs so much and wants to keep the thighs to themselves <33

Antonio

He’s loving them

He’d love you no matter what kind of thighs you had tbh! Thighs are thighs!

Loves wrapping his hair around them, he just does ( ^ω^ )

His hands work as well! He likes being able to feel em!

Absolutely loves when your wear something like skirts, shorts, over the knee dresses, thigh high stockings, etc

Actually encourages it! He wants to see your beauty!!

If anybody compliments how you look in the outfit he’ll let it slide, you’re his lovely lady after all so he knows you won’t leave him

But if somebody tries touching, stares for too long or makes a comment that’s a bit too mean he maaay or may not ‘accidentally’ hit them with a music note… ♪

“Oh, sorry about that dear, it was an accident :)” it wasn’t

Least possessive! He’s more loving and praising you and making sure you love yourself just as much!

Bun! Has! Finished!! WOOOOO!!

#Andrew Kreiss x Reader #Luca Balsa x Reader #William Ellis x Reader #Wu Chang x Reader #Antonio Paganini x Reader #Xie Bi’an x reader #Xie Bian x Reader #Fan Wujiu x Reader #Xie Bi’an x reader x Fan Wujiu #Xie Bian x Reader x Fan Wujiu #identity v #idv #identity v x reader #idv x reader #identity v luca balsa #identity v prisoner #identity v luca #idv prisoner x reader #idv gravekeeper x reader #idv forward x reader #idv violinist x reader

[yanderefantasies]

hi! hopefully requests r still open when i send this,,, can i request some hcs of wu chang with a darling who cries when faced with any sort of danger? even if the danger was like,, big or small (hopefully this was worded right)

I sorta kinda just realized I haven’t written anything in a hot sec so here’s this and a few more oncoming hcs that are being written as we speak bois

-Wu Chang have already been established as protective and obsessive before, but I haven’t really mentioned how manipulative they can get.

-They rely heavily on you needing them, that’s the whole point. They in love with you, but feel wrong if they don’t know whether you need them or not. So when they found out you were basically an easily scared individual? It made them happy, if anything.

-Xie and Fan would gladly help you in whatever situation you’ve gotten yourself stuck in, whether that be another hunter/survivor harassing you, or something as small as a bug- they’ll be by your side in what feels like seconds.

-Don’t get me wrong- They appear as normal as they usually are, swiftly dealing with whatever scared you and then comforting you shorty after. But they’re pleased. Pleased that you called for them to help you. These types of situations make them happy, rather than empathize with you- (unless you’ve been hurt, which is an entirely different story in of itself)

-You may start to notice that these things seem to happen more frequently. Someone’s claims you spread a rumor about them and and trying to start a fight with you? Well, wouldja lookat that! Fan is ready to fight in your place and Xie is already holding you, trying to calm you down.

-Eventually it will get to the point where you rely so heavily on them, they’ll need to stay by your side almost 24/7. You’ll feel as if you can’t do anything without them, and that if they were gone- then you’d be ruined. You cant help yourself.

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[sandwichfordinner]

hello! if youre comfortable with it, could you write wu chang x reader nsfw headcanons and some wih joseph too?

Note:

Finally I am finished ya all with this

Anyways I tried my best , I am still learning how to write nsfw 🧍‍♀️

Why do I always cringe at my nsfw fanfics..

Warnings: nsfw , if you’re uncomfortable with nsfw please don’t read.

Joseph

He is 100% a virgin, he hasn’t thought of doing it with you but really wants to start a family with you. A happy family. But the problem is that both of you are trapped in a hell hole, always exhausted and injured.

Both of you don’t spend so much time together. If you’re a survivor and you get a match with him and wait at the dining table with the others you will see him on the big stool that he has sat waiting for the match to start. You happily start calling for his name to get his attention <3

Okay but to the nsfw part

He starts with gentle touches , things aren’t going too fast. He gives you a few pecks on your neck but starts biting it 1 minute later. When he finds your sweet spot he immediately starts sucking it.

Your whimpers are music to his ears.

But he will let out some quiet moans too, he just can’t hold it. You’re so soft he just can’t help it.

He tries his best not to cvm too early. He did accidentally on the first time.

It’s rare to see him horny.

When it has been 2-3 days without seeing him, he is the first one making a step. Searching for you. When he found you again outside, you saw him and jumped from excitement to see him again and hugged him really close.

This was the time he was feeling horny. His hot breath hitting your exposed neck which you shivered.

“Show me how much you missed me~”

Wu Chang

Xie Bi’an

THE MOST GENTLE ONE. He is actually really scared to hurt you, you’re like a porcelain doll and he tries his best not to break you.

He’s not a big fan of kinks, but he likes the praise kink. He loves it when he is fucking you , and when he’s close , hearing your angelic voice ,,you’re doing amazing (insert what ur favourite pet name is for him)~’’. Nah that makes him cvm very quickly.

He also likes when you kiss him at the moment he cvms inside you, that leaves a salvia between you two.

Don’t expect too much from him, he really likes it but it’s too exhausting for him.

When both of you are finished , he requests you to bath together. ❤️

Fan Wujiu

Listen , he is the rough and aggressive one.

He likes to bite you really hard till the spot he has bitten starts to bleed. But if you don’t want that , because it’s hurting you, he will stop and apologise and kiss sweetly the spot where he has bitten you.

Don’t pull his hair tho. It will piss him off a little bit which in those actions he will be more rough. You will not walk for 1 week, BUT FOR 2.

When he feels horny he might randomly pin you from behind . Is it pinning you on a table or at the balcony, which you get pretty flustered and scared of someone might see you two. Of course that happens when both of you alone and no one else.

His moans aren’t quiet or loud either. But he is 100% topping you. He doesn’t let you top him , it depends on his mood. But when you start begging him to ride him he will tease you so you can earn it.

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[oletus-writer]

Can I have Luchino (hunter), Wu, and Antonio with a s/o that’ll make the most wild dirty jokes and laugh their ass off about it? But if anything even slightly dirty actual happens they’ll get red in the face and look away or cover their eyes. They’re just like “THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE I REFUSE TO LOOK”

Sorry that this took a while - I’ve been getting a lot of requests, surprisingly. (Also I have written things I never thought I’d write. The nsfw keigan alphabet was nothing, but this? Not exactly a challenge but I had a lot of fun.)

Luchino (hunter), Wu Chang, Antonio x reader who makes inappropriate jokes but is actually shy

Warnings: nsfw themes

Luchino (hunter)

When he first met you, you had asked him how his penis worked, which surprised and amused him. I mean, it was nice not to have another shocked person, asking how it happened, but why the question?

‘Well… I have a hemipenis, which is the practical term for two penises, inverted inside my cloaca. A cloaca is a hole where animals use to urinate, defecate, and have sex with. This is common in reptiles, and, since I am half a lizard, it would make sense for me to - hang on. That’s not how you properly greet people, is it?’

Soon, Luchino got used to your jokes and even began to look forward to hearing them - it’s not everyday when someone cracks such crude jokes in the manor, let alone to a human lizard hybrid.

When the two of you started dating, he was hesitant to make any sexual advances in fear of you rejecting him because of his situation. However, when he did, your bashfulness first of all surprised him, then brought out a playful side to him.

‘Amore mio, what’s this? You’re shy? How cute. You’d be even cuter being pounded by me, no?’

Xie Bi’an

As the only person on the list that would feel slightly embarrassed to have heard those jokes, Bi’an hides it well. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t find it funny - you’ll hear some breathy laughter from the man.

‘You have quite the mind. Do you stay up late and think of these jokes?’

In a duo hunters match together, he was surprised when he began unbuttoning his shirt because of the heat and you turned red as a tomato. What were you embarrassed about? He was under the impression that you could not care less if he stood naked in front of you.

‘You’re quite red, do you have a fever? No? Then why are you blushing so much? Ah… if that’s the case, I shall button up.’

It doesn’t come as much of a problem when the two of you are dating, since Bi’an likes to take it slow and is more romantic than horny. However, when the time comes, he hopes you won’t be too shy.

Fan Wujiu

When you made your first joke, he was one of the people who audibly laughed - sometimes, he’d make similar jokes just to see Bi’an flustered.

‘Heh. You and I will get along, I think.’

He’s going to flirt at you, as a joke at first, and then, it kind of clicked. Wujiu liked you more than a toy, liked seeing your embarrassed expressions, but there was a pang of hurt when you began to avoid him.

‘You’re avoiding me? Come on, I’ll tease you less.’

After this, he was a bit avoidant - he stopped his touches and lessened his teasing remarks. Perhaps this absence made you reconsider your feelings towards the man?

Antonio

Finally there’s someone to match with his dirty brain. An unstoppable duo, the two of you are, a power couple. So it came no surprise when the announcement came that the two of you were official.

Romance with Antonio was a whirlwind, but a problem soon arose - you were too shy to have sex. When he discovered this, he too teased you relentlessly.

‘Why are you suddenly acting like this, songbird? You had no problem with traumatising Joseph, but won’t even look at my tits? They’re good tits, too, for a cadaver.’

Teasing remarks aside, he’ll do his best to be supportive, and would encourage some casual intimacy, such as touching your waist, sleeping in the same bed, etc. For you, he’ll take it as slow as you’d like, even though he’s itching to get a move on. Suppose that’s what masturbation is for.

‘Passero, would you like to sleep in my bed tonight? It feels awfully lonely without you. No pressure, though.’

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[heluvaku]

OH BOY NEW IDV TEXT BLOG!! Might I request either Wu Chang or Antonio with a selectively mute reader?? (PLATONIC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DO NOT WISH TO DATE THE IDENTITY V)

𝒮𝑒𝓁𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑀𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝐻𝒸𝓈 .

A (Separate) Platonic Wu Chang/Violinist x Gender Neutral Reader .

warnings ; none ! only fluff .

authors note ; oh gee , I wonder who this is .. /j anyways this was so cute to receive and I'm really sad I didn't have the time to do it immediately because of SCHOOL .. but here i am !! also this is my first time writing for either of them please don't jump me ;; .... okay okay enough of me read the hcs

𝒲𝓊 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔 | 𝒳𝒾𝑒 𝐵𝒾'𝒶𝓃 + 𝐹𝒶𝓃 𝒲𝓊𝒿𝒾𝓊 .

✦ The most understanding people ever you don't get it at all.

✦ I like to think that both of them are the type of people to be fine with not talking when they're with someone they're close to.

✦ You could be doing a completely different thing from what either one of them is doing in complete silence. But it's bonding time. You two are being buddies and bonding together. If you get what I'm saying.

✦ They're both really attentive. They can tell when you're uncomfortable and have gone mute because of that.

✦ They both have different styles when comforting you. Xie Bi'an is more calm and reserved, and Fan Wujiu is very .. concerned and daunted. All in all they both want to make sure you're okay.

✦ Xie Bi'an is so sweet oh em gaurd.

✦ He would do anything you ask, getting anything you need, giving you space if you wish for it, everything under the sun. It's almost motherly the way he makes sure you're okay.

✦ Once you start talking again, he makes sure you're okay once more. The last thing he wants is for you to get upset and go mute again. god I love him so much ;;

✦ Wujiu on the other hand .. He means well trust him ;;

✦ He's far more clingy than Bi'an. He'll be with you until you're verbal and comfortable again.

✦ He's the same as Bi'an when it comes to getting you things though. He'll get it with urgency too.

✦ Like if you blink twice he'll be gone and back. It's a little scary.

✦ The type of friend to make harsh jokes but get really upset if someone does the same.

✦ He'll like. Spectate you in silence. Unsettling but gives a sense of comfort. for some reason.

✦ In all seriousness, the both of them truly care about you. They just express it in very .. very different ways.

𝒱𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓈𝓉 | 𝒜𝓃𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑜 𝒫𝒶𝑔𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓃𝒾 .

✦ Okay. first of all I feel like 'Toni would be such a fun friend to have.

✦ Not only that, he'd be such a caring one aaaaghhh ;;;

✦ A simple gesture towards him about how you're uncomfortable in a situation he'll make an excuse to leave with you.

✦ It takes a little asking questions and head nods for him to realize you're non-verbal, but when he gets to that conclusion he's great comforter.

✦ He'll play songs for you, tell stories about his (sour) losses at the casino, etc. He's amazing.

✦ If you want space, he'll give you space. Just call for him if your verbal again and need something.

✦ Or hit him in the head with a paper airplane. Either way he'll answer.

✦ He'll stare at you dumbfounded if you throw an airplane at him though.

✦ A game or two of charades will have been played before he understands it's a note.

✦ He's an idiot. Just a little. But it's funny so it's okay

✦ But on a serious note, he really doesn't like seeing you upset.

✦ You're one of the closest friends he's had in a while - you're the only person he's had some sort of relationship with in ages, actually.

✦ Because of this , he tries to maintain your happiness and you two's friendship the best he can.

✦ All in all, Antonio is a great friend. Keep him.

@ orpherizz 2023 . do not share or repost .

#⁺˚⋆✩₊ orpherizz works . #identity v #idv #identity v x reader #idv x reader #antonio paganini #wu chang #wu chang x reader #antonio paganini x reader #idv fluff #identity v fluff

[manor-historian]

HI MERRYYYY can i ask for some xiefan x insomniac!reader scenarios/headcanons?? likee, reader can't sleep so its up to their boyfriends to keep them occupied until they pass out or something :))) thank you in advance have a great night/day!!!!!

YESS OFC YOU CAN!! christening this blog with some fluffy xiefan x reader, what a great day ^^

Wu Chang x Insomniac!Reader

There’s no scenario where the guards are happy to see you stressed or in pain, and this is no exception. Whatever the reason for your insomnia, they’re going to do their best to at least help you through it.

Xie Bi’An’s focus is on helping you relax. Before you try to sleep, he’ll be in the bathroom drawing you a warm bath complete with lavender aromatherapy. If you’re willing, he’ll help wash your skin and hair as you unwind, but even if you aren’t he’s ready with the fluffiest towels and the warmest set of pajamas.

Warm milk, tea, whatever your preference- he’s already in the kitchen making you both a cup (and one for Wujiu, of course.).

As you’re making yourself comfortable on the bed, Bi’An’s picking out a story to read to you- silence certainly won’t help you sleep any faster. If there’s a topic you want to talk about instead, he has no problems engaging you in conversation until you finally start to feel sleepy. 

Secretly though, he really likes reading books to you; you just look so serene, even before you’re actually asleep. It’s a moment he doesn’t get to see very often, and he cherishes it every time.

Fan Wujiu’s focus is making you feel comfortable. Unlike Bi’An, he’s not as skilled when it comes to comforting people, so he tries to treat you as he’d want you to treat him if the roles were reversed (not that he’ll ever admit that, though.).

While you’re in the bath, he’s fluffing your pillows and getting you extra blankets. There might be a stray comment about how messy your bed and room get, but he still makes an effort to tidy it up a bit.

Once you’re out, he’ll offer his shoulder or chest for you to lay on. He’s not the warmest individual (both emotionally and physically), but if you accept he’ll arrange the pillows to make sure you’re especially comfortable while you do so, and hold his arm around you for good measure.

If you ask, he’ll hold your hand, rub your face with his fingers, or do any kind of affectionate touch as Bi’An is reading to you both. Sometimes he interrupts, and it turns into a lighthearted back-and-forth between the two. Even if it derails from the story, it’s always nice hearing your boyfriends speak so casually with each other.

As you’re finally beginning to tire, Bi’An will close his book and join Wujiu in snuggling you in bed. Bi’An will keep talking if you ask him to, but he won’t go to sleep until you’re already snoring. Wujiu is…less disciplined about staying awake for you, but the sound of his breathing against your shoulder is comforting in and of itself.

If you ask very very nicely in this moment, either one of them will sing you a lullaby. They aren’t the greatest singers, but their voices are soft and so full of affection that it’s incredibly hard not to feel at ease when they sing to you, especially if they’re singing together.

Before you know it, you’re blinking sunlight out of your eyes as you wake up sandwiched between your two boyfriends. Good luck getting out of bed on time.

#idv x reader #identity v x reader #wu chang x reader #xie bi'an x reader #fan wujiu x reader #THANK YOU RU this was very sweet to think about

[callimaria]

(Hello! saw interactions where open! here is one!)

(I SAW A WU CHANG FATHER FIGURE ONE U WROTE AND I WANNA DO THAT..)

"Have you guys thought of like...changing your umbrella..? Not that theres anything wrong with it! Its just kinda...plain.."

xie chuckles. your obliviousness can be hair-tearing and stressful, but this? this was a surprisingly more mellow and pleasant situation.

fan, once again in the umbrella, stays silent—though, you can almost tell that he was stunned. fan wujiu was too stunned to speak.

“ah, yes, ‘changing our umbrella..’ hm.”

“we ca—“

“we can’t particularly change it, but if you really wish to do so, why don’t you decorate it yourself?” xie interjects, cutting fan off.

fan heaves some sort of heavy sigh, voice small, “you’ll make it look good, anyways.”

💗💗💗

tttthe hunter was too stunned to speak

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[idv-brainrot-go-brr]

hello hi umm id like to try requesting a thingyy

could you so kindly write hcs with a gn reader (gender is no more,i ate it) with luchino/antonio/wu chang having a s/o that is absolutely weak before physical affection? we talking putting a hand on their head turns them happy jello already

Touch starved

Character(s): Luchino, Antonio, Wu Chang Content: touch starved reader receiving minimal amount of affection

Luchino

Luchino finds out about your weakness for physical affection because he gives you an affectionate pat on the head

He looks at your "head empty no thoughts" expression and realises that he just learned a lot about you

At first he's still a bit hesitant to really touch you, mostly because of your physical differences

Not only is he much bigger than you, but he is also kinda scaly, so theoretically not the best to cuddle with

youdisagree.exe

the less he feels inclined to initiate physical contact, the more strongly you react when he does so in the end he just caves

Congratulations, you morph into the same being after that. You are always, always around each other

That couple in high school that was always making out in the hallways? That's you. Congratulations.

He feels insanely protective of you whenever you are curled up again him

You trust him so much and he will never let anyone or anything harm you

He's touch starved too but he doesn't know it. He just knows you make him insanely happy

Antonio

Antonio isn't used to touch

He's in his own world most of the time and it's hard to get into that space

Honestly, it's easier to list all the times when you can't ask him for cuddles.

Don't disturb him when he's playing, practising, writing, or when he looks like he's thinking about it

Do, by all means, get your needed amount of affection at any other point in time

Antonio isn't the type to initiate contact, even once he realised you respond very positively to it

It's not that he dislikes it, he just doesn't quite know what to do, how to do it

Your incredibly strong response to is encouraging on one hand, but also scary on the other, because what if he doesn't do it right and then you're no longer happy?

you might have to be the one to initiate just about everything with this man

He will happily let you, but he just doesn't really know what to do with himself. He is simply there.

Wu Chang

or Bi'an and Wujiu a big part is that they are also touch starved.

I don't know if this is a popular opinion but you deadass cannot date these two separately it's always going to be a poly relationship I'm sorry

Anyway, they're both trapped in the same body but can never coexist

So they're thrilled you enjoy touch and affection so much because who else are they going to give all their love to otherwise?

they go about it differently though.

Bi'an realises that you're incredibly receptive to physical touch through a small gesture like a hand on your shoulder. But will keep it at small gestures. Holding hands, short hugs, light kisses to your cheek and forehead (only in private though, god forbid anyone is watching), a hand on your shoulder or an arm around your waist

Wujiu on the other hand? His affection is intense and sudden. You could be doing literally anything than watch him come up to you to pull you into the tightest hug you have ever received in your life. Watch him stay like that for several minutes (unironically) before he lets go again and just leaves to go, god knows where

a bit weird but they definitely have a thought of feeling each other's touch through you. Like an indirect kiss kind of vibe. "If I hug them after you've hugged them then it will be like you hugged me too"

they're ancient and incredibly sad just let them have that. at the end of the day it just means more affection for you

#idv x reader #identity v x reader #luchino x reader #wu chang x reader #antonio x reader #idv violinist x reader