#WoT Shitposting hour

[asha-mage]

Randland World Leaders - Do they know the price of a banana apple?

Morgase Trakand - No, but she could get it in the right neighborhood if asked. Understands the economic influences that affect prices and knows roughly where Andor's sit at any given time.

Elayne Trakand - Pre world travels? Not with a gun to her head. She wouldn't give a false guess though, just avoid the question rather then admit ignorance. Post world travels she knows the prices of most common food stuffs for Andor and all of it's immediate neighbors with scary accuracy.

Rand al'Thor - Yes. One of the first things Rand does after taking over Tear is familiarize himself with tax policies and food production and grain trade. He is a farm boy at heart and has Powerful Opinions on cost of living.

Perrin Abyara - Nope. He thinks he does, but in reality he names the price of apples he paid aka, pre adventure. He knows that prices in general have gone up but if you tried to sell him an apple he would get offended when you wouldn't take the same price he paid prior to half a dozen kingdoms going to war, and the endless summer choking out trade. He wouldn't say anything though and just assume you where trying to squeeze a few coins out of him because he's dressed like some 'idiot lord'.

Faile- Yes. She knows exactly the price of apples grown in the Two Rivers and knows that it's out competing the neighboring provinces apples by a good margin. Does this have something to do with her threatening local officials to ensure they don't try to hard to compete with Two Rivers food prices? Maybe, but it's nothing Perrin can prove she did. HE dosen't know the price of apples.

Siuan Sanche - Apples? No. Fish? Yes. Siuan could tell you the price of every fish in the market at Tar Valon and what will be cheaper next month based on yields out of the south. This is not for economic reasons, it's because she still eats fish for 3 meals out of 4.

Berelain - Nope. She has economic advisers who she pays to know that. Her skill and perk points all went into Foreign Policy and Espionage, not Economics.

Alliandre - The price of apples keeps Alliandre up at night staring at her bedroom ceiling, fearing for her life. It turns out having a religious tyrant running rampart around your kingdom burning down farms and causing skyrocketing inflation by assaulting trade routes and exacting inconsistent 'tithes' on merchants will make you VERY familiar with the economic conditions of the common man. Every time the price of apples goes up a silver mark, Alliandre makes her food taster check her meals an extra time.

Tuon - Yes. Always good to know the price of local cyanide containing fruits, just in case.

Elaida - "It's an apple Alviarin? How much can it cost? 10 gold marks?"

#WoT #Wheel of time #WoT Shitposting hour #WoT Book Spoilers #morgase trakand #elayne trakand #rand al'thor #perrin aybara #faile bashere #siuan sanche #Berelain sur Paendrag Paeron #Alliandre Maritha Kigarin #tuon athaem kore paendrag #elaida do avriny a'roihan #feel free to add more if you have them

[apprentice-grace]

Opinions of Friends #1

(I'm thinking of starting a documenting series of my interactions with arcana blogs! Since I know a few have become famous with a growing number of followers, newer blogs can get too shy/intimidated to befriend them. I think I can fix that! From my interactions (as a lil gremlin) with different arcana blogs, I will give my personal opinions and analyses on them so others know what to expect (are they memey? Screamy? Doodley? etc.) None of these will be hurtful or discriminating! I don't wanna create discourse! If something I say does, however, please let me know! Or if u have a request, ask me! My messages and inbox are always open!)

@satanasss666

Oh very memey. Says they generally like "abstract memes". Uses "oh worm?", ";;;;;;", and caps when necessary. 1% of the time gets English wrong but that's ok, native speakers know it's weird. Their apprentice, Sven, is aggressively gay for Muriel. Lemme just say that again. Aggressively Gay™. Sven is a little shithead that likes picking fights that he very likely can't win. Opposite of "pick on someone your own size". Thick Scottish accent so Sven could easily shitpost in thick internet lingo (wot u want m8????)

May/may not send u a special doodle they haven't posted. Probably a dumb special doodle, but it's still special cuz only u got to see it. But yeah they like talking about Sven and the shit he can get into.

I introduced them to roleplaying! They seem to like it! But it sucks that we get clockblocked all the time cuz I'm 6 hours behind them! But so far the RP between Sven and Grace is going great. Sven almost died, mostly because he's a dumb :D

And that's my 2¢ on satanasss666 go follow them they're cool and wicked good at art :v

#the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana mystic romance #the arcana visual novel #the arcana nix hydra #opinions of friends #Sven the apprentice #grace the apprentice

[t0m0kii]

green (bc u think ur ugly but ur not u fool!!), teal, yellow, white bc ur a fucking cryptid, scarlet, maroon, periwinkle, mauve, blush, fuchsia, copper, lavender, coral, razzmatazz, saffron, timberwolf, fallow, chartreuse, and burgundy. i lov u so much i'd die for u and if i ever meet u i will hug you so fuckign much if my ocd hell brain lets me

“GREEN = I think you’re cute.”

hnNBNJDBS ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT ((no but rlly thancc you H))

“TEAL = We have a lot in common”

we rlly do !!! that’s why we’re best friends ajsfbf

“YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.”

o definetely not, not a BIT no SIRREE we’re definetely not b E S T F R I E N D S or anythin

“WHITE = You scare me”

EVERY SECOND YOU AREN’T RUNNING I’M ONLY GETTING CLOSER.

“SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.”

d e a d a s s ? damb idek what i’ve influenced but by god i’ve done SOMETHIN

“MAROON = You taught me something new.”

D E A D A S S ? wot have i…….taught you…….my child………

“PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh”

man i’m barely even funny but you’RE THE FUNNIEST YOU’RE FUNNIER THAN I AM BUT THANCC YOU

“MAUVE = You are really talented”

HGSHGFHGD NO U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.”

LITERALLY right back atcha my dude

“FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold”

THANCC YOU…………NO U

“COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)”

GHSBDFVFNDS IT RLLY IS IT’S A BIG OL TRASHOLE BUT I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT

“LAVENDER = You inspire me”

AWWW…OH MY GOD…I’M LOV YOU

“CORAL = You’re a meme”

i am a living meme. i breathe shitposts

“RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you”

and i would share mine with you !!!!!!!

“SAFFRON = I love your ideas”

GHHH MY IDEAS ARE CHAOTIC BUT SOMETIMES THEY ARE ! DECENT ! BUT YOUR IDEAS AND MY IDEAS MAKE ONE WHOLE BIG GOOD IDEA

“TIMBERWOLF = I trust you”

i trust you with my life

“FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you”

BITCH IF YOU DIDN’T LIVE SO FAR AWAY I’D SAY LET’S GO RIGHT NOW

“CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie”

you my homie…my homeslice breadslice….my cash money comrade…..my business partner and NOTHING MORE

((SIKE! WE BEST FRIENDS))

“BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you”

half the time you probably have ZERO idea what i’m talking about tho bc it’s always real incoherent hours for me 24/7 LMAO BUT I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOUR POSTS TOO

KENZIE I DEADASS LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK AND I COULDN’T POSSIBLY ASK FOR A BETTER BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU BIIIITCH I AIN’T GONNA EVER STOP LOVING YOU B I T C H DRINK WATER SIRI SEND POST

#had to add a read more bc this was so LONG #BUT I RLLY LOVE MY BEST FRIEND GUYS #t0m0kii talks #t0m0kii and friends #long post

[soulfullofold]

another ask box meme below the cut!!!! 🌸✨👀

Tagged by: @boldlywhoa hhheyyhyehyeh whasssUP

Rules: tag 10 of your followers that you want to know better!

Nicknames: ueer i just use my first name but my parents call me KB and my animal crossing villagers call me K-Town 

Height: 5′3 short boy

Time right now: 6:57pm .... ok i took a break and now it’s 10:47pm

Last thing i googled: What’s It Gonna be by Shura so i can watch one of my fave music videos of all time again!!!

Favorite music artist: why always this question omg uhh ive been really into PWR BTTM and listening to T&S’s entire discography... also just listening to @boldlywhoa‘s mchanzo playlist end me lmfao!!! (here!)

Song stuck in my head: none This Very Moment but  ^ cycles on repeat or butterfly by sogyumo acacia band

Last movie i watched: oh god uh im a film minor so this is hard for me to remember .... mm...m.. fairly sure either The Nights of Cabiria OR Notorious but i cant remember on which days i watched them .... ok i just watched moonlight!! so fuckign, good ,

Last tv show i watched: Hello, My Twenties! 

What im wearing right now: my gov school floor shirt, black shorts, a dark green myrtle beach sweatshirt, white hightops

When i created this blog: long time ago

The kind of stuff i post: bæd., , uh but like. mostly shitposts or relatable™ mental health shitposts lmfao, ,,, uhh also overwatch or the adventure zone orr gæy shite

Do you have other blogs:           sweats  ,,, ye... uh i have my aesthetic/art insp blog @370642 , a ref blog, an overwatch shit blog @jesse-mcthoughts, but also like 80 billion saved urls and a few other secret blogs lmfao

Do i get asks regularly: wot no i dont ,,, it’s always quiet here

Why did i chose my url: m this is my first url and ive been too lazy to change my brand even tho i picked it when i was like 14 and in that weird metaphysical hipster edgy phase u know.. the TRUE REAL STORY is that i made a fucking list on paper of all the possible urls i would want and i fucking went in order to see what was taken and what wasnt and this was the first in the list that wasnt l m  f a o   i wanna change it so bad but i feel like. im here now.

Gender:  girl  ll i guess lmfao it’s important to me that im a girl but like,,, gender performance is naught

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw!

Pokémon team: omg , ok, hold on while i pull up my top ten pokes chart i spent like 5 hours making a few months ago.,, OK ofc depends on the region but like if we’re a-regional and without legendaries (mew is , so important to me) here we GOOO: sceptile, arcanine, dratini, alteria, lapras, annd eevee bc i too have no idea what i’ll be when i grow up

Favorite colors:  mmmmmm dark green, black, light blue, natural colors i guess

Average hours of sleep: im really trying to get like 9 but it’s mostly 6 or 7

Lucky number: 23 (birthday!), 42 (trash), 3706 (runescape)  ... i guess that’s like it ?

Favorite characters: always a doozey and always fluctuating but i’ll keep it short: the tos triumvirate, hamlet (lmfaooo we project like men), hanzo, mccree, zenyatta,,, taako,,, garyl... the version of myself that’s cool...

Dream job: im not sure...maybe travelling (photo)/(film)/journalist?? zinemaker if i can make enough for rent and food... artist? im not sure

Number of blankets i sleep with: well the temperature in my dorm room fluctuates a lot bc im on the corner in a brick building that gets full sun... so like... it hot in the day but cold in the night so like 1 thin sheet, 1 medium thique fuzzy blanket (cover?), and a lorge moose-print fleece blanket in the not-summer.... aand sometimes i double up my small k/s fleece blanket to cover my shoulders for the Weight not the warmth. so like. now that im done oversharing, .. 2-3

Following: 556 EJSUS  CHISrt, i just follow so many little-updating art portfolio blogs .... fuucc ,,

anyways i tag: @sunprintedbedsheets @rosalindfranklins @intergalacticvagina @rronanlynnch @sovience @sckwiid @pretendingtobeclever @aquaeus @lesbianzenyatta @quentinscoldwater

#ask box meme response #K #personal #do it and @ me!!!!!! #i luv nyall

[dom--minnie]

Tag game: interview

Tagged by @es-kay-zee thank you baybee!

Why did you choose your url?

I wanted dom-minnie to separate the m's but ot was taken so the double hyphen was born

Do you have any sideblogs? If you do name them and say why you have them.

LOL I'm just gonna expose subbun00 for my hornies if you want those. I also have a VERY embarassing soft blog that I will not drop. Maybe ever

How long have you been on tumblr?

Too long! Um 4 years now I think? This blog... 7 months?

Do you have a queue tag?

Yeah '🌆 queue time' even though I forget to use it half the time lmao

Why did you start your blog?

I had seen smut (half the time in the damn fluff tags 🙄) and it just seemed like another avenue for me to write and explore

Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

The suspenders make me lose my entire mind and the white fits with my theme 😜👉

Why did you choose your header?

Hehe I like being called 'good kitten' but it also works if I'm saying it! Badabing badaboom (I'm sorry)

What's your post with the most notes?

Kinktober Day 7 with Changbin

How many mutuals do you have?

35! (I think)

How many followers do you have?

494

How many people do you follow?

104

Have you ever made a shitpost?

Nope!

How often do you use tumblr each day?

Too much. Probably hour and a half or more total? Yikes 😬

Have you ever had a fight/argument with another blog? Who won?

Lmao no. I really don't see the point in 99% of cases even if I disagree with someone

How do you feel about 'you need to compare' posts?

Wot 👁👄👁 someone explain?

Do you like tag games?

I love em! It's nice to know that people remember my existence here. Even though it takes me 6+ years to actually do them 😔

Do you like ask games?

Love em pt2. I just get an ask if I'm lucky so I hardly bother ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Oh uh so many, at least popular in this skz smut readers and writers community. @/popisdead @/hanflix @/seungisms @/seungmoomin (one of my first followers 😭) yeah, lots of popular writer moots

Do you have a crush on a mutual?

😳 we are actively yeeting it into non-existence however. I can talk about past crushes if you're nosy though~

Tagging: @gothicstay @hyunyin @jisungsplatforms and anyone else who is interested in these questions!

#idk i feel weird today. hm #gonna answer some long ago tags in these here drafts 😅 #tagged #tag game #about me #🌆 queue time

[asha-mage]

I'm at that level of inability to sleep where I've just sailed past the question of 'would Laios dunmeshi try to eat Myrddraal and Trollocs' and landed right on 'how would Senshi dunmeshi attempt to cook Myrddraal and Trollocs'.

So far all I've managed to come up with is pickled Myrddraal and Roast Trolloc but that feels like it lacks the creativity senshi would bring to the table.

Maybe a stew? A kabob? A stir fry?

.....meat pie?

#wot #wot on prime #wheel of time #wheel of time on prime #dungeon meshi #delicous in dungeon #dunmeshi #wot shitposting hour #dunmeshi shitposting hour #laios touden #senshi

[asha-mage]

Ishamael should have done what I do when I am overcome by existential despair: buy some Taco Bell then pet cats until the world feels bearable again.

#maybe one of the steps to building utopia was the elimination of taco bell #truly the AoL sowed it's own defeat #they failed to realize that even the most perfect world might one day be so overwhelming #that only a beefy five layer burrito and soft taco supreme could make it right again #WoT Shitposting Hour #Ishamael #WoT #WoT Meme #Wheel of Time #Taco Bell #WoT Book Spoilers #I GUESS

[asha-mage]

Born to marinate endlessly in Wheel Of Time thoughts, cursed by capitalism to need to work.

#wot #wot on prime #wheel of time #wheel of time on prime #wot shitposting hour #about me

[asha-mage]

I can't decide if Mat would like Frederick the Great, would hate Frederick the Great, or WAS Frederick the Great in a past life.

#WoT #Wheel of Time #History #History Tag #Mat Cauthon #Wot Shitposting Hour #Frederick the Great #Frederick the Great of Prussia #Mat WAS Napeleon in a past life tho for sure #you will pry that one from my cold dead fingers

[asha-mage]

me, staring into the deep dark truth of the mirror: did.....did WoT give me my affinity for handsome werewolf men?

#that 'last knot' post has been stuck in my brain for d a y s #wot #wot shitposting hour #wheel of time #perrin aybara

[asha-mage]

Man I've said this before, but if they made a WoT Gacha I would be so ruined so quickly.

Like can you IMAGINE the Halloween specials they would be running right now? Cute Sheet Ghost Rand? Witch Nynaeve? Perrin with FUZZY WEREWOLF EARS POKING OUT OF HIS CURLS?

#WoT #Wheel of Time #WoT On Prime #Wheel of time On Prime #rand al'thor #nynaeve al'meara #perrin aybara #wot shitposting hour #happy halloween!

[asha-mage]

#Wheel of time #WoT #WoT On Prime #Wheel of Time on Prime #Dain Bornhold #The Whitecloaks #WoT Meme #WoT Shitposting Hour #Inspired by Dain's flirting with Perrin in the last episode #What Flavor of Gay do we think the Whitecloaks are going for? #Cause clearly these men who define themselves in opposition to the all female Not Catholic Church need are just a LITTTLE fruity

[asha-mage]

Me at the state fair: I am SO Nynaeve and Elayne core right now.

#wot #wot shitposting hour #wheel of time #nynaeve al'meara #elayne trakand #wot book spoilers #tfoh spoilers #were a big kids fandom now so you WILL see my cringe wot posts #and you will LIKE them

[asha-mage]

We joke about how Rand is surrounded by Evil Men who want him carnally, but can we talk about how Perrin is just a MAGNET for men with simmering homoerotic attachment to him? Aram, Gaul, Slayer, Bornhold, Byar- a SHOCKING number of men either want to devote their lives to serving Perrin or tearing him down completely.

Hell, even his battlefield banter with Galad reads a little bit like flirting.

#WoT shitposting hour #WoT Musing #the line is thin on this one #Wot #Wheel of Time #WoT Book Spoilers #AMOL spoilers #perrin aybara #galad damodred #slayer #luc mantear #isam #gaul #aram #byar #dain bornhold

[asha-mage]

Ishmael would have hated The Good Place send tumble.

#wot #wot meme #wot shitposting hour #wheel of time #the good place #wheel of time meme #ishamael #forskaen #elan morin tedronai #he would be SO UPSET by the ending #“what do you MEAN they could have let all human souls be extinguished forever and the cyle of suffering broken and they STOPED It!” #ishamael being forced to watch the good place in his intro to philosphy class is his true villian origin story #truet me the ghost of Robert jordan told me so #he was so disappointed when Eleanor showed up to drag chidi out of his nihilistic peeps chili despair you have no idea

[asha-mage]

I feel like their should be a specific club in Randland for 'unwillingly installed world leaders'. Rand, Perrin, Egwene, Mat, Galad, Darlin, Lan- just to name a few.

Or maybe just a support group.

#WoT #Wheel of Time #WoT Meme #WoT Shitposting Hour #Rand al'Thor #perrin aybara #Egwene al'Vere #Mat Cauthon #galad damodred #Darlin Sisnera #lan mandragoran #This is a joke #but also maybe a legit suggestion #wot book spoilers #amol spoilers