I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain
If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain
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my brutalist son just killed my rococo son with his gray concrete alphabet blocks
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Overhated fire starter doodles
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GET IT WHITE BOY
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this animal
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking
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hold on, you're slipping fast
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song
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me: boy i can’t wait to find the email i need by putting the exact subject line in the search feature
outlook: you’ve never received an email in your life. there’s nothing here, asshole. 2000+ unread btw if you even care
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When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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