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#What is disinfectant?
apathyfairy · 3 months
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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
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wolfiemun-official · 7 days
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It took me out that an option is to go back to bed
It's tomorrow Zil's problem
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academiccockroach · 6 months
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it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly
here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less
well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it
and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all
but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria
so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene
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random-fandom-whump · 2 years
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Supernatural S04E09 ↳ RFW's Favorite Supernatural Whump Moments
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bokatan · 11 months
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/sneezes all over Reed.
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(he is definitely not thinking about committing crimes)
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heymrspatel · 2 years
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@gallacrafts theme 13: throwback theme ⏪ - mashup of theme 1: fuck u-up & theme 9: deleted scenes
"i'm fine, red. no need for all this fuss." "we gotta clean and disinfect these, mick. look, c'mere! just let me." "whatever. never did any of this shit before and i've had way worse." "yea, well, i'm here to patch you up now. never need to worry about this anymore. i'll kiss 'em better too!" "fuck off, man..... hey uh... you missed a kiss on that finger. i need one on each one or else i'll die." "well i can't have you dyin' on me, can i? i’ll start over. kiss each letter... better kiss up here too... and here... just to make sure."
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Today was the last DND session for a three-year campaign and I am big sad :(
One of the players brought whiskey for a last toast, which was very kind of them. I had never had whiskey before. Turns out I do not like whiskey. Unsurprising.
It tastes like slightly nicer hand sanitizer.
#blue chatter#it was a flavored whiskey as well#everyone else who had it said it was rly smooth and sweet#so I don’t think I super wanna know what regular whiskey tastes like#it was supposed to be like vanilla caramel flavored or smth#I was told it was like cream soda and that was a LIE it was like disinfectant#with a vanilla aftertaste#the campaign went rly rly well though#I’m seriously going to miss it#the final boss battle was just pure catharsis we absolutely whaled on that dark abberant goddess#she got Destroyed#an entire section of the continent restructured bc of the removal of her corruption#I rly like that my character got to be disabled at the tail end of this campaign#they wielded experimental magic that wasn’t supposed to work and resurrected someone who the Keeper very intentionally kept dead#it worked because they partially fused with Arawai the goddess of life and became her aspect on earth#but becoming partially divine in a mortal body takes a toll#they had more and more limited mobility and the more they cast magic to compensate the more of a toll it takes#functionally that meant my movement speed was reduced#and I lost more abilities after each combat as the consequences of overextending myself caught up to me#I wish I’d gotten to play this longer to see how this ended mechanically but it was a lot of fun to get a character who is both#very magically competent and still disabled and that still affects their ability and they still get the dignity of risk#to choose whether to continue casting or not knowing the consequences of doing so#it is very much a fantastical disability which I flavored heavily off of chronic fatigue and a mobility disorder#in-game their skin became hard and brassy around their joints which make them difficult and painful to bend#they lose a lot of sensation and fine motor control#thankfully they have a lot of money from their adventuring so they can commission an accessible house and mobility aids#and their friends help take care of them
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the-golden-ghost · 9 months
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The "Jigen Does Emergency Surgery" episode was so. God. Just the sheer amount of Bad Decisions by everyone involved in that scene
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deaths · 6 months
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i think i have a cold...... well. i should be ok. im going to be alone at work the next few days. ill wear a mask etc because well. <- guy scared of losing his job.
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curiouslavellan · 1 year
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I love the Grey Whiskey/Ritewine/Conscription Ale bottles from Inquisition, so reblog and tell me what your Hero of Ferelden's drink and label would be
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britneyshakespeare · 8 months
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me when ive ordered myself a lil smth in the mail and i have smth to look forward to
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mangostar · 1 month
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just did a thing that i made fun of people for
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nordicbananas · 2 months
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alright goodnight everyone!! this post will be t he person of the day too
person of the day is everyone I talked to today. if u spoke with me I love you dearly. thank you for talkign to me :) and also vi especially for being sweet (as usual <3)
yayayay I'm very glad I got my new pinned. I like it a lot!! and I hope to actually utilize my tagging system.
oli please consider going to bed soon. it's late. early. both at the same time. go to bed <3333
ummmm yea. OH I get to do nothing tomorrow ehrehrhrh....
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vydumaj · 4 months
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wanting to joke that I’m allergic to Sweden bc of the lactose intolerance and cold rashes I’ve been getting but remembering I’m also allergic to Thailand bc the mosquito bites I got when I was there…one time I got two (2) bites near one of my eyes and I looked like I’d been severely beaten up
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Trying to have casual conversations with adhd is so fucking hard. Like, no, I didn’t actually mean to tell you about how I pour disinfectant under my toenails a few times a week so I can feel extra clean down there; you mentioned people popping zits with their nails and how nails are dirty and the words just came out of my mouth. Sorry for informing you of that fact, I was just trying to contribute so it wasn’t weird
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bbreaddog · 1 year
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