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@mayakern slowly adding your skirts into animal crossing!

#blue chatter #gosh I need to go to bed

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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cwilbur goes on masterchef and manages to get an apron with a burger but he literally just keeps making burgers episode after episode and the judges are like There's something wrong with you you need to make something other than burgers you're a one trick pony. but people keep doing bad so they get kicked off instead. and then one episode they have to make salmon and for the first time in the entire show he makes something other than a burger he makes the tastiest salmon any of them have ever eaten it makes joe bastianich weep. and then the next episode he makes another burger and gordon ramsay takes him out back and shoots him.

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Welsh is an official language of Wales. This means, legally, it cannot be treated less favourably than English in any part of daily life. So we have bilingual signs and sometimes the translations are… well just awful.

This is a classic and made the news.

Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.

Welsh reads “Wines and ghosts”

Welsh reads “Warning workers are exploding”

In English these drinks are alcohol free in Welsh the drinks are free “Alcohol for nothing”.

Um- Welsh reads “Free erections” yes really!

This seems a tad harsh “Injure yourself now”

Wording is fine but the English and the Welsh disagree on right/left

The sign says “Parcio I Bobi Anabl” which is “Parking to bake the disabled” which I don’t think Tesco were going for.

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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I personally choose to believe that the Hunger Games series is supposed to be Katniss's memoir/way of setting the record straight about her and her loved ones part in the Games/war. Meaning I think the entire country of New Panem was going into a FIT with every new chapter they read, let alone book. Just imagine the podcasts for a second.

"SO THE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT 12."

"YEAH."

"FATED SOULMATES."

"DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER."

"Role model for all of our relationships, I think it's safe to say."

"Mmhmm."

"It was a SURVIVAL STRAT????"

That baby reveal??? Had the country in SHAMBLES when they realized Peeta was lying. Her editors probably told her to just keep that out and she probably just said "why?? I have actual kids now, it's fine." The tabloids are blowing clear the fuck up all day every day. Peeta's hijacking??? People already knew but they didn't know EVERYTHING. God, those podcasts were LIT.

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thinking about the clockers family again

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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#no they smell bad and they’re expensive #I don’t need nicotine I have caffeine and my ADHD meds #adding another stimulant in would be a horrible idea #plus I like breathing #side note my school had a presentation about anti smoking n whatever and they were trying to gross us out of smoking #by showing us pig lungs and sheep hearts and stuff they’d modified to look like smoker’s organs or w/e #I had to be told to quiet down bc I got way too excited about GETTING TO TOUCH THE REAL LIFE ACTUAL ORGANS #this did not endear me to the presenters or my classmates but I had a great time

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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#I was an alter server when I was little

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I am Moniquill, Goddess of the time I was going to be in the office. Fear me because I was going to be there at work and I didn't want to.

#I am Blue deity of the world and the most important part of the game. Fear me because you will never win this game.

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another two-fer today of poems that are always somewhat linked in my mind

Sonnet 130: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun

By William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Published 1609

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damasked, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.    And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare    As any she belied with false compare.

Her Beauty

by Max Plowman (1883-1941)

I heard them say, "Her hands are hard as stone," And I remembered how she laid for me The road to heaven. They said, "Her hair is grey." Then I remembered how she once had thrown Long plaited strands, like cables, into the sea I battled in — the salt sea of dismay. They say, "Her beauty's past." And then I wept, That these, who should have been in love adept, Against my font of beauty should blaspheme. And hearing a new music, miss the theme.

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what's "mcsr"? my chemical SUPER romance?????

its. it's minecraft speedrunning