#WUUUH

[pawbeanies]

You shouldn't have to work a 9-5 poor puppy, you should be tied up naked to a lamp post or bench by a collar and leash in the park for strangers to pet and use during their work breaks as stress relief, you should be a public recreational toy put on display for everyone's enjoyment, awwww poor thing

awa. awawawawa. covering my face with my sleeves unFAIR to send this during the work day wtf ... mean ................ waaaah

#asks..?!?!?! #anon..?!?!?! #did i ever mention public use as like a thing i was into. i feel like i have but i forget #which means either i Did and u remember or ive just been read like a book #either way. wuuuh. hiding my face embarrassed (into it) #then again like is that not like a 9-5 also. what kinda hours am i working as a public stress relief toy

[biitchcakes]

❝ How does it feel to be a bomb ? ❞ ⸻⸻ ⸻⸻ ❝ How does it feel to be an EMPATH ? ❞

( personals DNI. )

#''spider-woman: is developing a bond" #🥺🥺🥺 #her walking across pipes on the ceiling #in the same way people walk across parking blocks #''whuhh huh wuuuh?'' HGkjdhgGSj 💀 #what in the doctor john jd dorian sound is that #i love her sm #she does feel things Very Close and Very Heavy #Has Big Feelings for herself and others fr #appreciates the little things in life #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( v i s a g e . )

[melverie]

love his little emotes in Dream Buffet

#we finally got official big-eyes meta (sort of) wuuuh!! #kirby #kirby of the stars #my art

[vvideonasties]

Weird Entity Voice is so funny to me. he's so brusque, unabashedly honest and unbothered when arthur is losing his mind, as if he's the irrational one. i'm on episode three and i swear Voice's most used phrase is "i don't know 😐"

#lil.txt #arthur: wuuuh??? huuuh?? what the fuck what the fuck??? #entity: idk man can we just fucking move lol #malevolent

[stimpry]

uhah ghwuuhgh wuuuh

#tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #sniperscout #scout x sniper #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #speeding bullet #tf2 sniperscout #tf2 speeding bullet #art posting #gay people kissing

[kehidupankembalibersinar25]

Wuuuh mantap kali ini betina. Kalau dpt setiap inci tubuh tu ratah ii serta bagi zuriat kt rahim dia 🤤🤤🤤🤤💋@kamaliabintiismail1983

#tudung mantap #tudungmelayu #malay hijab #melayu sedap #gadis tudung #gadisnakal #gadistudung #melayu tudung #melayuboleh #tudung hot #tetekbesar #tetekmantap #kiss #modalpancut

[teenandbeyond]

Hiiii, Can I request for the Frieza family when the human reader get a little bit tipsy/drunk?

Frieza Fam x DrUnK. Human Reader

About time I get a drunk request.

Want more from me? MASTERlist.

🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

🧊Let Loose🧊 (DBZ or Dragon Ball Z)

Warning(s): Drunken-ness, short

And this is why you asked your ice jin to not let you get drunk...

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Frieza

"[Name]? Are you alright?"

"Wuuuh? Yeeah, a-OKAY!"

You were not.

First you were quiet

Then you were quietly crying

"What saddens you, my dear?"

"I-We-You're so preeety. Why are you so pretty... it's not-it's not faaaair," you whined with a sob, forehead smacking against the table.

Frieza didn't know whether to be concerned or flustered. Both?

The next stage was depression

"I must escape my despair. Can you drown from whiskey?" you asked yourself blankly.

Then you were happy as could be.

"Frieza, look! A butterflyyyyy!"

"That's a chandelier, darling," he chuckled.

"But-but it looks like a butterfly...Frieza can we get a butterfly? I really, really want one."

Consider it done, you spoiled brat.

And from happiness, you become flirtatious.

Your hand brushes up his arm, "I'd love to see these arms caged around me. Are you single?"

He couldn't help but smirk past his blush, "No, I'm quite taken I'm afraid."

"Are they-hic-Are they cute?"

"Very, the cutest."

"I guess I have no chance then, woe is me!" you sigh dramatically.

And the last stage, you fall asleep, cuddled into your ice jin.

A shame you were too intoxicated to feel the kiss brush your temple.

King Cold

You were much more flirtatious than usual

Bold enough to say the things you wouldn't usually

You tried to cooly lean against the table but fell, you quickly got back up and played it off. Smooth for a drunk.

"Hey handsome, aside from being this good-looking, what else do you do in your free time?"

And he'll happily flirt back in amusement.

"I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks," you grip his thighs as you lean in.

He quite liked you like this, he had to admit.

"Neither of us would be able to attend if that were the case."

Somehow you ended up in his lap, brushing your fingers up and down his horns.

"If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back."

"That sounds like a deal."

You traded sloppy kisses until you grew tired and decided to take a snooze.

He couldn't promise to not let you get drunk again. You were quite amusing.

Cooler

Usually, you were more on the serious side, so it was nice to see you let loose.

"Hey, Cooler, let's dance!" you giggled.

No one was looking, so maybe a little dancing would be okay.

"But I don't know how."

"I'll teach you!"

Your teaching skills were a little sloppy drunk, but he got the point.

Swaying with you made him feel like he was in a different world

Your laughter filled the room.

That was all the music he needed.

You catch him staring at some point through your drunken haze

"Whaaa?"

"I want to kiss you."

"Do it then, coward," you tease.

Cooler isn't one to challenge.

Though the unexpected softness of his kiss almost stunned you out of your intoxication.

"I adore you..."

"And I want you to do that again."

#frieza x reader #frieza dbz #frieza #cooler x reader #cooler dbz #cooler #king cold x reader #king cold dbz #king cold #frieza fluff #cooler fluff #king cold fluff #drunk reader #anime #dbz #dbz x reader #fluff #dbz fluff #dragonball z

[muckmage]

ANOTHER RAPID FIRE QUESTION ROUND!!!!! on the condition that it cannot help you escape the deserted island, what is one thing you would take to a deserted island? what's a book that changed your life in high school? what's your ideal job? what's your favorite ice cream flavor? what's your favorite place you ever visited and where would you like to visit someday? what's your favorite video game? again i can't think of any more questions but if you have something you would like to say. well. you can say it. bye bye 💖💖💖

oouhh my god that's a tough question to start with. like the boring answer would be some sort of multi tool but i suppose anything that helps me survive would eventually also help me leave. it'd have to be like. a ball. or some other sort of small nicknack that i could easily keep on me to play around with, oH or my childhood plushy. or actually like a lil instrument like a harmonica to learn that'd be cool. yeaah so like a rubiks cube or a harmonica or my plushie ^^

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was like the only thing i read during middle/high school that wasn't required reading for a class it's fantastic. ok well it wasn't the only thing i read but it's the only thing i've reread like 5 times by now lmao. it definitely helped stoke my imagination and interest in physics with the dumbass sci-fi fkjdksjs

wuuuh i haven't thought too much about it but i think ideally i end up in some sort of pure mathematics research position; i imagine i'm also gonna end up teaching at a uni somewhere at the same time, which isn't bad honestly even though i'm an awful teacher ^^ i just love talking about and trying to explain that stuff. i don't know exactly where my passion comes from but it's just. sure i've always been good at it but more than that it's exciting! it's so exciting to learn about! maths isn't invented, it's discovered, and we're discovering it! and it's so complex and so stupid. it's embedded in everything and exists wholly outside of it. i also like philosophy lmao

ok ok, so. good. proper. vanilla icecream. like chocolate with fudgy bits and stuff is incredible, fruity/berry flavoured icecream is awesome too. but there's a reason vanilla became synonymous with default and it isn't because it's boring it's because it's the best. but yeah only if it's good, shitty vanilla icecream sucks ass. it's also incredibly close to be entirely honest i DO like a good berry icecream. but the simplicity and delicacy of vanilla just does it for me most of the time

i don't think i have a favourite place- i haven't traveled enough yet😭 the furthest i've been from home was just sydney and the gold coast and it was like. different but the same, all just australia still but somewhere else. but i've always wanted to tour through europe and japan and some bits in south africa and the americas and other places too though. i need to see everything

AHH terraria probably??!!!?! it's so hard to say but really terraria is probably the game i've played the most in my life. otherwise plazma burst is an old flash game that's close to my heart because of nostalgia. and cause it's fucking awesome still tbh. OHH and the henry stickmin games!!!! also nostalgia but they also fucking rock still. and then there's the basic answers like portal and skyrim because of course. i cried when i finally beat portal 2, it was literally one the first games i ever played on the xbox 360 we got when i was like 9-10 years old, and like, i'd get stuck at bits and not play for a while at a time so it ultimately took some two years to get through but when it happened it was just. ough.

#ooauuuagij i can't think of anything else it's like 3am i've been doing chores and statistics all today and haven't spent much time online #one more week until a small uni break tho!! #ouH and THANKS YOU for the very great ask!!! i enjoyed thinking about all such things ^^ #hope you enjoy reading and i'm curious about some of your answers too if you wanna share also :> #02

[spahhzy]

Special Grade: Forgotten Silhouettes.

Au.

Hi. New story. Enjoy.

-

"Hey Jaune, --- been looking for you." Said a man dressed in a white jacket, orange hair sticking out from under his bowler hat as he was counting the lien that they made from their last score. He motioned to the closed door.

___ Room.

The other man, him-Jaune, tilted his head but shrugged his shoulders before walking up to the door and opening it up he walked inside, the door closing behind him.

"___?" He called out, but nothing. he sighed, wondering if this was one of ___tricks, he see's ___ mattress and walked up to it, noticing nothing out of the ordinary he was about to go bark at _____ until a piece of paper fluttered onto the mattress.

He looked at the paper with a curious look before grabbing it and opening it up.

<Look up.>

Ja-

Jaune, doing as instructed, looked up, thinking that ___ was up their but to his surprise, it was just another letter. Lucky enough, this one was in bold letters, which made it easier to read.

<LOOK DOWN IN YOUR SHIRT. >

-unee!

"Wuuuh," he said dumbly, Jaune pulled open the crook of his shirt and, like a magic trick, performed on him, stitched inside his shirt... was another note.

"How the hell did she..." Not even going to try and guess that insanity Jaune just read the next note.

<Now look in front of you, dummy.>

Jaune!

Jaune let go of his shirt and looked in front of him, and the next thing he was greeted with were pink and brown eyes.

Jaune!

-

"Jaune!"

Jaune jolted awake with a start as he looked up to see frosted blue eyes looking down at him.

"Yes, specialist Schnee?" Jaune said as he stood into place of his superior.

Winter Schnee, his commanding officer of his unit, Special Grade.

"The general wishes for me to take you to training course for the rookies, he will be on-site as well as the council to see your performance as well," She told him, and Jaune nodded.

"Also, how have you been? Still having sleep problems?" She asked, and Jaune shrugged as he looked down at an object dangling off his right wrist.

"It comes and goes, specialist Schnee, but nothing I can't handle," He told her, which earned him a smile from her, as she put a hand on his shoulder.

"That's good to hear, Jaune, but if you have any problems, you are more than welcome to talk to me," Winter said to him as letting her hand linger for a moment before removing it.

"You know Jaune, you should leave personal momento's here as they could get lost in the field of battle," Winter said to Jaune.

"Maybe you're right, Speciist Schnee, but I just don't feel right when this bracelet comes off," He told her, and Winter tilted her head but nodded anyway in understanding.

Silence suddenly fell between the two as Jaune just raised an eyebrow, and Winter let out an awkward cough.

"Right, also, the General would like a word with you before you head out onto the course, so grab your sword and let head out." She told him her authority voice coming back out.

Jaune nodded and grabbed his sword, doing a major look over before stepping out of his quarters into the hallway with the waiting Winter.

They walked in silence to the general's quarters, but all the while, Jaune couldn't help but feel a deep pang of sadness as all his thoughts were preoccupied on the dream.

The girl with...

Oh... it seems he forgot already.

-

"Ah, if it isn't Jaune Arc, how are you, son?" General Jame Ironwood asked as he held out his hand for Jaune to shake.

"I'm doing alright, sir, ready for this training course you got me doing," Jaune told him, and Ironwood nodded.

"I want you to treat this course very seriously. You're going to be showing the new recruits how it's done, but it will also gauge for me to see if you're ready for your mission, " He told Jaune, who had looked at him with wide eyes.

"Mission, sir?" Jaune repeated, and Ironwood nodded."Yes, I'm thinking of sending one of the 'Special Grade' personelle to Beacon and have them participate in the four year program," Ironwood said as he and Jaune walked to an elevator.

"Beacon? That's Headmaster Ozpin's school, isn't it?" Jaune asked, and Ironwood nodded.

"Why would you need me to attend? Surely I'm more experienced than some average academy student, " Jaune asked, and Ironwood chuckled.

"You're right,'Special Grade' Arc, you are more experienced, but I need someone to keep an eye on the school and more so of Ozpin." Ironwood said to him. " I fear bad times are coming ahead, Jaune, and in those times, I fear for my friend," He told Jaune, who nodded as the elevator descended down.

"I feel as though you are a good candidate to choose from, but only if you nail this course spotless, it will allow me to convince the council to send you to Beacon...is that okay with you?" Ironwood asked, and Jaune nodded just in time as the elevator reached the bottom and opened up to the training course.

Jaune and Ironwood stepped out, Jaune looked up and saw a multitude of people from the Atleasian council while also seeing new recruits as well as Specialist Schnee.

Oh boy, Jaune was starting to get a little nervous having all these eyes on him.

"You'll do well, Jaune. I know you will," Ironwood said as he patted him on the shoulder before walking off leaving Jaune alone at the starting line.

"Oh and Jaune, I almost forgot." Jaune turned his head to Ironwood.

"Be mindful of your path. It's darker than it looks"

Something inside Jaune switched off as something else switched on.

-

"Roman, my friend, how are you?" said Hei as one Roman Torchwick, collapsed down onto the barstool a heavy sigh escaping him as he threw down some lien.

"Bad night?" Hei asked all he got as an answer was Roman chugging down his drink before ordering another.

"Sheesh, is that new client of yours really that bad?" He asked, sending another shot down Roman's way.

"It ain't easy stealing all this dust my friend, that bitch has some big schemes involved and if I don't provide my ass is grass as well as Neo's" Roman said before downing another shot.

"Speaking of Neo, where is she?" Hei asked, and Roman remained silent, not wanting to answer, but Hei already knew the answer to that question. Instead, he poured a shot for him and Roman.

"Things were much more fun with him around," Hei said as he drank the liquor.

"You just like it cause he kept them bikers from destroying your bar," Roman teased, and Hei laughed, which in turn made Roman laugh before chugging down another shot.

"Neo's going to be pissed when she finds out the next stage in the bitches plan" Roman said as Hei hummed in agreement.

"How long has she been chasing leads?" Hei asked, and Roman shrugged.

"Almost three years since the ambush" Roman said and Hei shook his head.

"You think you should just tell her to give up? Move on?" Hei asked and Roman sighed.

"I don't know, old friend...I really don't know"

-

"Please! Stop, I don't know anymore, plea-ack! " Came a pleading man before he was stabbed in the chest, a sharp blade coming out of the other end l, effectively killing the man. His attacker wore a white leotard covered with black pants and white boots. She wore a few pieces of jewelry, namely necklaces. She also had a yellow bracelet. She also wore a worn-out black jacket with a logo of a bunny in the middle, but the jacket was big for her , and it made it look like she was wearing a trench coat.

Her pink and brown eyes glared angrily at the dead man before opening her scroll up and crossing of a name from a list.

"Another dead end, Neo?" Spoke a voice as Neo turned to the man, Roman, her partner in crime and best friend.

Neo gave a silent huff but nodded sadly as Roman walked up to her as she fiddled with the bracelet.

"Hey, where almost done with collecting dust for our client, which means that we're going to be going to the next stage of her plan" Roman said and Neo just crossed her arms and looked angrily at him.

"I know, I'd rather not send you to Beacon of all places, but... we gotta survive this for our sake...it what Jaune wanted after all" Roman said and Neo narrowed her eyes at him.

"Hey-hey, take it easy. I'm not saying he's dead, but...come on Neo it's been four years since that raid... and well... " He was shushed as Neo just turned away from him, gripping at the worn-out jacket.

"I know it's hard... I miss him every day, but if we want to keep searching... we gotta go along with that Cinders plan okay...please" He said as he put a comforting hand on her shoulder. Neo just stood their but eventually, she sighed in defeat before nodding at him with a smile.

"Thanks... Now come on, let's get out of here"

Neo nodded to Roman as they both left the alleyway before law enforcement could show up, and though she couldn't speak it, her mind kept repeating it.

'I'll find you, Jaune'

#jaune arc #neopolitian (rwby) #rwby silent knight #winter schnee #roman torchwick #james ironwood

[sylvanedadeer]

Do You Know, Do You Know? Have you Heard the News?

The King is floating away!

Wuuuh? How?

Balloons, sir, Balloons, oh I wish he'd come down!

Oh, look how high up he is! He's going to fall, if he keeps going higher!

And the higher he goes, the harder he'll fall! Oh, look at him, floating away from us!

Does he know he'll fall hard? Does he know he'll fall fast? Does he know what will happen to him?

Does he finally feel free? Is he happy up there? Does he know, does he know? He simply must know that what comes up must come down-

Amicus: "But I just can't let go."             

#adastra #furry vn #revolutionary girl utena #crossover #furry #echo project

[conradforrest]

Wuuuh it's my birthday, so I made myself this drawing

#digital drawing #oc drawing #digital art #m vonel #oc art #hazbin hotel adam #nidoran #self insert

[janeblr]

“wuuuh she can’t have that much juice she has CKD” yeah stage 4 no dialysis ON HOSPICE…. if she wants juice just give her the fucking juice. it literally does not matter

#mypost

[racconpache]

Hey everyone! iIf I made commissions would they buy from me? the question is serious wuuuh

#drawing #digital art #digital illustration #artwork #questions #oc #oc art #raccon oc #im a furry #comission #comission open #comission pls #i want money #I draw everything

[wipart]

CROSS! [ chibi Art]

10/10!

Happy birthday, Cross. Wuuuh <D

Cross belongs to: jakei95

#undertale au #digital art #myart #art #fanart #xtale cross #xtale #cross sans #underverse

[adreamofskinny]

Magic Jeans (like in the sisterhood of travelling pants lol)

I've had this pair of denim shorts since I was like 12ish or even younger (EU size 34 = US 2 = UK 6). They have been my motivation shorts forever - I've been able to wear them even ehen I wad a bunch of kg heavier than I'm now like around 60kg/132lbs - but def. not comfy. Point is, I likely stretched them out over the years

BUT

Now they fit perfectly wuuuh! (I needed to at least have one good thing about today so those damn shorts it is)

#tw edd #tw ed #Ed #Ana #i wanna be skinnier #ana and mia

[sigmadecay]

WUUUH INTERVIEW TODAY INTERVIEW TODAY

#weeps. cries. etc #kenny.txt