#WHAT ARE YOU?

[andejoe]

All humans were given a placement test to decide where they went in the galaxy. It was a simple test with three results.

Each human walked one by one into a room. In the room was a table. On the table was a cup. In the cup was q-tips.

Humans were sorted based on what happened next. Those who used one quietly went through door number one. Those who coughed when they used one went through door number two. Those who refused to use one went through door number three.

No human ever saw another human who hadn’t gone through the same door they had.

#humans are weird #humans are dumb #short #goofy #I’m a cougher #what are you?

[shiftythrifting]

A charming but confusing witch lady. It looks like seashells-glued-to-shit but she’s actually all cast out of plastic except for the coin stuck in her…wing? She is a mystery to me

#shiftythrifting #thrifting #submission #ft. lauderdale Goodwill #what are you? #anyway she looks like she’s having fun

[salparadiselost]

I love how every time I write about Dick getting a monster form it goes like this…

Choose: bird or hairy

#kay speaks #dick grayson #that’s his two sides #bird #or #hairy #there’s no other dimension to dick Grayson #what are you? #team: bird #team: hairy

[subject-t4b-8y]

Greetings!! I haven't seen a fellow animal like ya. How are ya doin'?

- [@guppy-pearson ]

Oh! I didn't think there would be others like me... I'm alright!,, I think... h-how are you?

#you smell... good. #what are you?

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

are you stupid? genuine question.

#qrow is ruby’s dad #go ahead and take a long walk off a short pier #and let the rest of us have fun like damn #what are you? #tue fun police? #suck my dick‚ pig #rwby volume 9

[thatotherman001]

Left Alone 🐰🦊

#fae the fox #omar the pixl #marbles the cat #ro the goat #world anu #artists on tumblr #I couldn’t sleep so here you go #drawing #art #hand drawings #ocs #hand drawn #my art #traditional art #original character #fox oc #morse code #what are you?

[thecallofthedeep]

the reading scene is so good like im sorry but calla got ronan’s ass

#what ARE you? #trc #ronan lynch #obsessed with their interaction

[shattered-sparks]

Wait, your using Suns body? Why not create your own? And if Suns still there with you, whats he up too?

#You're acting awfully like Sun right now Saturn #What are you? #Scared that your past is catching up to you? #Good #SAMS AU #Lord Saturn #Storm Slayer AU #Colored Paw Prints #Howls from the Abyss

[mellybabbles]

hey uh, I hope you know that sleepystars, one of your mutuals is in their 30s. Just wanted to give you a headsup

You could not have chosen a WORSE mutual to frame palio I'm literally voice calling with him HE'S LITERALLY MY BEST FRIEND Mate, you dingleberry Keep your fucking dumbass rumors to yourself you drama obsessed fuck

#YA FUCKIN IDIOT #WHAT ARE YOU? #AN IDIOT SANDWICH

[teaveetamer]

Hey there, ass of jacks, Nilsh still has you blocked you know

"You posted for the first time in six months after I bullied you off the site, so I'm gonna do it all over again! It's time for an ass kicking!"

Yeah, and we're the ones who can't be normal about the fictional anime girl. Kay.

We don't point out that you're like 35 because we hate old people you know; we do it because you're being super fucking creepy and intrusive and you're old enough to know better than to act like this.

#y'all know who you are #'Someone said something mean about my favorite anime girl!' #'My people need me!' #'Ass kicking mode; Engage!!!!!!!' #'pew pew pew pew pew pew pew' #pfffffffff #what are you? #the lamest super hero in the world? #don't worry bud you sure saved those pixels' feelings #she'll be sending you your commendations in the mail any day now

[silverdragonazura]

Has anyone ever noticed what the fuck is up with Lordly Tailor in Ace Attorney?

Like it’s a department store?? With an exhibit???

WHAT is going on there?

#a friend is doing research to make up some original aa cases and stumbled upon this train wreck of a building? #what are you? #12 stories and the twelfth floor is a restaurant #insane aa lore #ace attorney #my post

[rebelcaptain4life]

Tim Bradford is the cop version of Gordon Ramsay - extremely mean to adults but super kind to kids

#what are you? #an idiot sandwich #vs #im not leaving til you laugh #gordon ramsey #tim bradford #the rookie #masterchef #masterchef junior #eric winter #hell's kitchen #chenford #inspired by the rookie 5x11 #and tim as a TO

[incorrect-play-it-by-ear]

Frequently overlooked, but the few minutes at the start of Animal Style where they’re all establishing/guess what animals they are is so fucking good

#what are you? #a giraffe #ok #pibe rewatch #animal style #Jess McKenna #zach reino

[misslavenderlady]

Paul, Dwayne, and Marko would absolutely dress up as a sexy mouse, a sexy cat and a sexy bunny for Halloween like in Mean Girls

Nobody can change my mind about this

#what are you? #im a mouse. duh! #the lost boys #tlb #marko the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #paul the lost boys #tlb 1987 #lavender lady rambles

[cambion-companion]

Kinda going off my latest post about DnD Devils vs Demons. I was watching Critical Role Campaign 2 where they fight the "demon toad" and they kept using demon and devil interchangeably describing the creature. And I was just like...which is it? 😆

#demon? #devil? #what are you? #critical role #personal #dnd

[momentsbeforemass]

What are you?

What are you?

It’s an odd question. But one worth asking.

We can answer it quickly – a human being.

We can answer it unthinkingly – with the usual hodgepodge of labels that we apply to ourselves.

Or we can answer it well – with what we really are.

But that takes a bit of work. It means that we have to be a little objective about ourselves. If we’re going to answer honestly. If we’re going to answer well.

You and I can do all kinds of things. Some of which are pretty amazing. But one thing that you and I struggle to do?

To be objective – about ourselves. To see ourselves as we truly are.

Fortunately, there is a way to get at least a glimpse of what we truly are.

As St. Thomas Aquinas tells us, “The things that we love tell us what we are.”

Look at the things we love. That’s it.

Simple. But not easy.

If you do try, don’t just scratch the surface. Get a real glimpse.

Drop the familiar labels, the quick takes. Take the quiet you need to get past them.

Make the time to go deep. To see the things you really love.

The things that fill the unguarded moments. The people and places we come back to, time and again. Whether in person. Or in our hearts.

Consider the picture that they paint – individually and collectively – of who we really are.

It can take some time. But it’s well worth it. To get that glimpse of what we really are.

When you do, if what you see is not what you want to be, then you know.

That’s what you need to take to God in prayer.

Today’s Readings

#What are you? #Labels #God #Jesus #Catholic #Christian #Church #St. Thomas Aquinas #Who we really are #Moments Before Mass