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#rwby#rwby spoilers#rwby ice queendom spoilers#weiss schnee#rwby ice queendom#spoilers#this recreation of the trailer is sending me#also that last gif looks like it loops#that was not intentional#WEISS AHHHH
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okay i’m trying one of the other ones
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#⋯ ꒰ა drakenier ໒꒱ *·˚#rambles ahead btw! OH AND I GET HIT W KAINES THEME IMMEDIATELY... ily#the writing ahhhh i am so in love w nier's writing#also btw i really love nier's cast! they all make my heart very sad. and in time i am sure they will make me very sad :((#alpha beta gamma and a bird starts singing. what#the kaine (escape) song that i know from spotify woa#WHO IS THE REAL ONE ......................#oh i got it right! was very obvious (i think)#oh. nvm. i got it WRONG#oh. i got it right this time. very obvious fr LMFAO <//3#weiss your explanation is too much for my head at 11 pm but i do agree. come back another time and i'll be the one saying all that tbh#hm. i'm really curious what this has to do with the story ... deja vu#okay there's the one and only now! the one from a bit ago ARGHHHHH ......#help. brother nier. LMFAOOO 'disappointed that the torn dress will be given no further description'#tbh the whole forest of myth thing is really interesting and unique bcs it's like a Storytelling ?? but there's 4th wall breaking and#this is a story in a story. or rather a dream!!#oh. shades. oh#...castle. is that like shadowlord's castle#idk anything abt that except for spotify LMFAOOO also i kinda know who shadowlord is#put together the pieces from knowing the Bad Guy and the Bad Book and a bit the beginning of act 2 and who nier is/becomes#except i don't really understand it all that well yet so that's good!! but yeah hm... guy who looks like nier. castle. idk abt that city tho#a horse... LMFAOOOO#HAVE TO WASH YOUR HAIR .........#okay m done! and in total have 13 hours of gameplay hehe#idk what i should do next :O it is halfway to 12 am hmmm
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Deaf Subtitles
Jaune: I’m deaf, but my semblance makes the words people say appear below them so I can read them.
Ruby: “Like subtitles in a movie?”
Jaune: Yeah, just like that!
Ruby: “That’s awesome!”
Weiss: “I’ve never heard of a semblance like that before. That’s quite the unique semblance.”
Jaune: Thanks, but it has it’s downsides.
Ruby: “Like what?”
Jaune: It doesn’t say who is talking to me, so if I’m around several people I get confused on who I’m speaking to.
Ruby: “That sounds annoying.”
Jaune: If someone asks me to, ‘come here.’ I have no idea where, ‘here’ is because there isn’t a voice to follow.
Weiss: “People have no doubt become quite angry for that, haven’t they?”
Jaune: Yeah, I’ve had quite a few incidents happen to me every now, and then. But, that’s not the worst of it.
Weiss: “It’s not?”
Ruby: “Then what is?”
Jaune: All the words I see are at chest level.
Weiss: “So?”
Ruby: “What’s wrong with that?”
Jaune: Let me rephrase that: All the words I see are at boob level.
Weiss: …
Ruby: Oh…
Jaune: Yeah…
: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”
Jaune: Who said that?
Ruby: “You need to be facing, Jaune so he knows who’s talking to him.”
: “Whoops.”
Yang: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
Yang: “I just thought you liked checking out my girls~!”
Jaune: You put my head through a wall because I was ‘staring’ too much.
Yang: Uhh…
: “It was you who did that to him?!”
Yang: “Uh oh…”
: You’re dead, you hear me! You’re dead!”
Yang: “Gotta go bye!”
: “Come back here you bitch.”
Jaune: That was, Jeanne wasn’t it?
Ruby: “Yeah.”
Weiss: “How could you tell?”
Jaune: This isn’t the first time she’s done this to someone, nor will it be the last.
Weiss: “Well hopefully this will be the least of your problems coming here, Jaune.”
Jaune: I hope so too, but something weird has been happening to me lately ever since I came to, Beacon to see my sister.
Ruby: “Weird how?”
Jaune: Well…?!
: “Ara Ara~!”
Jaune: That! That keeps happening?!
Ruby: What keeps happening!
Jaune: Someone keeps on saying, ‘Ara Ara’ to me!
Weiss: “They’re saying what to you?”
Jaune: They’re saying…?!
: “Ara Ara~!”
Jaune: Ahhhh!!! Who ever you are! Show yourself! And, explain why you keep doing this! Otherwise I might be forced to take responsibility for actions I will only slightly regret!
: “What is he talking about?”
: “I have no idea.”
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Weiss Vs. Bleiss.
The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.
Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!
*thrust*
Weiss: He loves me first!
*swing*
Bleiss: You rejected him!
*riposte*
Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!
*flurry*
Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!
*clash*
Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!
Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!
Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*
Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?
Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁
When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.
Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...
Jaune: Ruby? Jess?
What the two of you doing here?
Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏
And I thought you're the smart one.
Jess: We're going to take you away from here...
Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...
Wait why am I still tied up?
Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.
Jaune: ?!
Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺
We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.
Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...
Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈
Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!
Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.
Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.
Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋
Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*being carried to who knows where*
If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.
If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.
#rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#jaune x weiss#weiss x jaune#whiteknight rwby#whiteknight#bleiss schnee#jaune x bleiss#bleiss x jaune#blackguard rwby#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#jessica cruz#jessica x jaune#jaune x jessica#trafficknight
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Weiss, reading at her chair, coffee beside her, rain pelting the window, slippers comfortably warm: Ahhhh... A peaceful wonderful moment of quiet~
Ruby, from another room: Weiss?
Weiss: Hmm, I'm in here!
Ruby: There you are, oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you
Weiss: You didn't, now what could I do for you?
Ruby, game controller in hand: I just was gonna ask if you wanted to order some food tonight and play some Moonwater Canyon with me? We could make it a comfy date night thing
Weiss, closing her book: Ruby Schnee-Rose, there is nothing I would rather do more than sit on our couch, eat crappy food, and tend to our digital farm together.
Ruby, beaming: G-great! I'll call your favourite place, you won't regret it!
Weiss: Oh, I never do
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Ruby: I hope you like Wheezer. Huh, *dramatically drops CD* did Jaune sit here? *deep sniff* AHHHH.
Weiss: *watching with a blank expression, done with Ruby's antics*
Ruby: Need more Jaune~.
Yang: *Standing in the doorway, traumatized*
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I Quit...
The New Year was fast approaching as was the Vytal festival, and Pyrrha was feeling the stress of it all. She had so many worries, doubts and concerns that she was making herself ill. This was also making her team and friends sick with concern for Pyrrha's health.
So while alone in JNPR's dorm she made a decision. She was going to attempt to replicate a little ceremony her mother used to do, with a burning candle.
Pyrrha: Pyromancy I think is what it was called.
Sitting crossed legged on the floor, she took a deep breath and let it out slowly. Using a lighter to ignite the candle wick, both of which she had purchased at Beacon's commissary; she focused her emerald eyes on the flickering flame.
Pyrrha: AHHHH!
She fell backwards as she screamed, her flailing legs knocking the candle over, snuffing out the flame in melted wax. Shaking her head, she used her bed to help steady herself as she rose to her feet. Looking down she saw that the candle had burned down to a third of its original size.
Pyrrha: That's bullshit! There is NO way I'm letting that happen!
Pulling out her scroll she hit the contact icon from Professor Goodwitch. It was answered after two rings.
Glynda: Ms Nikos?
Pyrrha: Good afternoon professor, I just felt I needed to inform you first about a decision I have just made.
Glynda: Okay? And that is?
Pyrrha: I quit.
Glynda: WHAT?
Pyrrha hung up and moved towards the door of the dorm. Opening it, she saw her group of friends, but more importantly one she needed to speak to... immediately.
Pyrrha: Good you're all together. I have something I wish to tell you all.
Jaune / Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Pyrrha: I just quit Beacon, in fact I'm quitting my tournament career, and huntress training in general as well.
Jaune / Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Pyrrha: Oh, and Jaune?
Jaune: Yes?
Pyrrha: You're coming with me... I want your babies, and you will be giving them to me.
Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Jaune: Huh? HEY!
Before anyone can do anything, Pyrrha moves up to Jaune, and slings him over her shoulder like a sack of flour.
Pyrrha: It's been a pleasure, and once we're settle you'll be invited over for the housewarming.
Pyrrha turns to leave but stops when Ruby suddenly appears in front of her. Emerald eyes narrow...
Ruby : I won't let you do this! Jaune's my bestie, and you can't just... HEY!
Ruby suddenly finds her self scooped up and held under Pyrrha's arm like a package from the post office
Pyrrha: You're coming too.
Ruby / Jaune: WHAT?!?
Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Pyrrha then walks off hauling the pair of lovable dorks with her.
Yang: Did that just happen? Like did it, really?
Ren / Nora / Weiss / Blake: ...
/=====/
I know it's a little early but...
WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Jaune Accidentally Sleeps In The Wrong Room
*It was night time, the entire gang of RWBYJNPR was drunk, for they are celebrating, for they had made it to the finals of the Vital Festival. Even Ruby was drunk much to Yang’s dismay. Eventually everyone went to the separate ways to their dorm to sleep. Jaune on the other hand, went into someone else's room.*
*The next morning over...*
Jaune: Ugh, what happened last night?
Ruby, just waking up: Hey Jaune, wait Jaune... AHHHH!
Blake, waking up covering her ears: Ruby calm down. Jaune what are you doing here.
Yang, woken by the screech of Ruby: What is wrong with you? And Jaune what are you doing here, don’t tell me you're trying to be a perv.
*Yang flares up a bit from this.*
Jaune, rising from a bed’s covers: No, to be honest I don't know why I am here in the first place.
*R_BY then sees Jaune without a shirt.*
Blake: Jeez did you sleep in Weiss’s bed without a shirt, your dead by the way if she finds out.
Weiss, arising from Jaune’s right side: Who called me?
*Noticing Jaune, Weiss immediately jumping out of her bed seeing him. She jumps out in her underwear, but is not embarrassed because the girls have seen her in this type of clothing.*
Weiss: Jaune Arc, what are you doing in my bed, with only underwear?!?!
Yang, whispering: Blake, 5 lean that they had sex.
Blake, whispering: Screw it, I'm in 5 they didn't.
Jaune: I don’t know, I just woke up.
Weiss: That doesn’t explain why you were in my bed with me!!!
*Team NPR walks in this madness.*
Ren: What’s going on team RWBY?
Weiss: Just investigating why your leader in my bed last night sleeping with me.
Nora: Ohhhh that. Yeah so basically, Weiss you lead him into your room, seduced him and kinda had sex.
Yang, to Blake: Told ya.
Weiss and Jaune: What?!?!
Nora: Hey don’t blame me, you guys decided to have sex on Yang’s bed,
Yang: What!
Weiss: Oh, no. That means I am married to Jaune now.
Jaune: What? No we are not.
Weiss: Jaune in your family an Arc keeps his word, in mine the first person who takes a the viginity of one gets married to her.
Jaune: Oh...
Weiss: Don’t be sad, at least ya got me. And you aren’t the worst option either. So let’s make the most of it.
Jaune: Okay, welp at least I lost my virginity and got cute girlfriend in the end.
*Pyrrha screams in the background with anger and sadness.*
#rwby shitpost#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake bellodona#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#whiteknight
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Weiss promised Ruby that she wasn't interested in Taiyang, she just needed to see him for some... tutoring, that's it.
@pugsbone
"That's it baby~ ahhhh slow and steady hmfff~ nice and deep" tai told Weiss. She hadn't been lying to Ruby when she told her that she was being tutored by her father. She just didn't tell her it was on how to give a blowjob.
Now here she was kneeling on a pillow in front of Tai's couch, Dress in a mini skirt with no panties and a button shirt tied up around her breast. Hair done up in a pigtails that the older man was using to guide her along his cock. While her own fingers worked at her sopping cunt. Working hard to follow his instructions while keeping her eyes on his naked dad body form; absolutely loving the sight of him in nothing but some boxers with his cock poking out of them.
"AHHH~ there we go" Tai growled to her "drink it up~". The older man said to her as he held her head down onto his lap. Unloading his seat into her mouth for the fourth time in the last hour. And just like she's done before Weiss drank every drop till he began to soften; then switching to cleaning his cock and adding more lipstick to the Mark she had already made. "Sweetie I could use another beer" tai asked her.
"Right away daddy hehehehe~" Weiss said in response. Standing up and away as to show off her pussy lips from the short skirt and cute butt. She was hoping daddy would show her how to ride a cock next. 
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Sorry, I should’ve been more specific. Ruby and Weiss will be partners, and Qrow and Raven will be partners. So who do you think would be a good person to “bring in” so Blake can compete too?
Blake and Raven would be really interesting, but Qrow and Raven are siblings and have fought together on a team before so they’d work together well enough.
Ahhhh....then I vote Ilia. I'm sure she has at least some lingering feelings for Blake and teaming up to save Yang would be pretty juicy.
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Jaune:you know your sister took something from me without my permission.
yang:what? I’m sorry I’ll talk to her.
Jaune: I guess you can say she rub-ed me.
yang:… you me bed now!*grabs Jaune by the arm and pulled him into the dorm room*.
Jaune:woah!
Two hours later
Ruby: thanks for coming with me to grab ammo and dust girls.
Weiss: t’was no problem ruby.
Blake: I’m just ready to take my boots off my feet are killing me.
As the dorm room door was opened the team was greeted with the sight of yang in a full nelson covered in Hickeys and sweat with Jaune behind her not knowing that yangs team had just opened the door.
Ruby:MY EYES!!!!
Blake:oh! :3
Weiss:wha?what the fuck.
yang:o- oh fuck. J-ja ahhhh! Jaune stop please don’t make me cum I front of my team!!!!!!
Jaune too distracted with pleasing the two of them:?
Yang: stop! I - I - I can’t i-. FUCK IM CUMMING!
As the two came ruby passed out in the floor, Weiss was hit on the check with some of there mixed spunk eyes wide in shock, and Blake?
Blake with a cam:fuck that was so hot.
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Cookie Dough
Ruby picks up a roll of cookie dough, and looks at it deep in thought.
Yang: Cookie for your thoughts, Rubes?
Ruby: I was just thinking…
Yang: About what?
Ruby: This roll of cookie dough is about about as long as, Jaune is.
Yang: PFFT?!! The fuck did you just say?!
Ruby: I could practise taking him if I put this in my mouth.
Yang: You could practice what?!
Ruby: But, it’s not as thick as, Jaune is, so…
Yang: Not as thick…?! Ahhhh…?!
(Thud)
Ruby: Yang…? Yang you okay?
Blake: Wow… You really got her good there.
Ruby: I did? How!
Blake: Joking about how that roll of cookie dough is as long as, Jaune is. That was a joke though, right?
Ruby: No.
Blake: So, that roll of cookie dough is as long as, Jaune is…?
Ruby: Well… Jaune may be a little longer…
Blake: And he’s thicker than that too, right.
Ruby: Takes two hands to hold on to him.
Blake: And, you’ve been practicing trying to… Trying to… throat him…?
Ruby: Yeah.
Blake: Do you… Do you wants some advice?
Ruby: You can give me some?
Blake: Sure. In-fact, how about I give you some… hands on advice?
Ruby: Oh sure, let’s get…
Blake: No, leave the cookie dough, let’s go see, Jaune, and get some proper… Hands on experience~! Shall we~!
Ruby: But… But, I like the cookie dough…
Blake: Haa… Fine! I’ll show you how to do it on, Jaune, while you practice on your cookie dough, okay?
Ruby: Yay!
Blake: Alright, come on lets go!
Ruby: Yay! Cookie dough~!
Weiss: Okay… All of that was… was something. But, you do know she’s just saying this so she can sleep your boyfriend right?
Ruby: Yeah, but you did the same thing when you wanted to show me how to, ‘Give, Jaune a hand.’ So…?
Weiss: …
Weiss: There’s another roll of cookie dough right?
Ruby: Yeah, in the cupboards over there.
Weiss: Okay! Got my study material, now it’s time for class~! Let’s get going!
Ruby: Whoo! School time!
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#jaune x weiss#weiss x jaune#blake x jaune#jaune x blake#rwby knightshade#rwby lancaster#rwby whiteknight
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CHAPTER NINE BABY LETS GO SUMMER ROSE IM MANIFESTING YOU READING THAT BEDTIME STORY LETS SEE IF IM A FOOL OR IF ILL ACREAM
FORWDBWE
Ok. Ok ok. So. Someone IS reading! It COULD be Summer or or or
Y’all I had to pause if it’s SUMMER IM GONNA SCREAM
MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY WE HAVE THE LAST MOM WE HAVE FINISHED THE COLLECTION AND OH NO SHES HOT AS HELL
SHES SO PRETTY SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY AND IM ONLY LOOKING AT HER DROM NOSE DOWN
HER SHOULDERS IM A VICTORIAN MAN I HAVE FALLEM ILL FROM HER BEAUTY
BABY YAAAAANG SLEEPING SOUNDLY BC HER MOMMY IS JERE IM
GOD she’s so beautiful and we don’t even see her face or her full outfit but it Does Not Matter fuuuuuuck
Sorry I was so focused on the most beautiful woman to ever exist I forgot to be worried about my baby boy. Jaune honey please be ok
AHHHHHHH THE PAPAER PLEASURE IS MADE OF GEMS NOW ITS STURDY NOW AND ITS THE RED ONE AHHHH
RED IS RUBY YELLOW IS YANG BLUE IS WEISS PINK IS NORA FREEN IS REN IM GONNA CRY
AND A PURPLE ONE ITS THE SQUAD AHHHHHHHHHH
OR MAYBE THE RED IS PYRRHA IDK BUT AHHHHH SEE JAUNE SEE
NO FLOOD OR FIRE WILL EVER HURT THEM AGAIN
WHITEKNIGHT SHIPPERS HOW YALL FEELING THIS IS CUTE IM CRYING
GIVE IT UP FOR BEST GIRL SHES GROWN SO MUCH FOR REAL
GROUP HUG WE JUST NEED TO DO THIS FOR RUBY TOO WAAAAAH
ok well no we still need to figure out what the cat wants they don’t know it was trying to possess Ruby hang on
HUUUUUUUH?????????
I’m gonna CRY
HERB
AHHHHHHH LOOK AT THEM
Blake being so tender with Yang and Yang being so so afraid to lose her sister oh my god oh my GOD she’s cradling her face and wiping her tears. Any Yang haters I see will be sent into the pit
So bc Neo’s plan was to kill Ruby, or get rid of her or whatever, she’s empty. Without Roman and without her revenge she has no attachments back on Remnant that would make her want to leave
BUT EHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR ALYX BC I FIGURED THE CAT TRIED TO POSSESS HER TOO BUT WHAT
IS SHE REALLY JUNIPER IS THAT WHAT IM HEARING
OH NO IS SHE THE BLACKSMITH
DID THE CAT KILL ALYX??!?!?!?
Cat. If you think Anyone is gonna let you touch Ruby. I’m sorry to Neo’s body but you’re about to be torn to shreds
THIS BITCH DID NOT TURN INTO PENNY EHAT THE FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONO
JAUNE
NOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING HIM BAVK
IS THIS RED LIKE ROSES BITCH
DONT END IT THERE WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH BITCH WE GOT THE FULL MODEL WE HAVE THE ARTWORK WE HAVE HER WE GOT SUMMER ROSE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Oh lordy lordy we have gotten. No /I/ have gotten everything I’ve EVER wanted like. If we ever get a team STRQ flashback I’ll die happily ever after but I know next week will HOPEFULLY be Ruby talking with her mom or something like that. I need smarter ppl to talk about the lore I am too head empty but BABY WE JAVE COMPLETED THE PARENT GAUNTLET WEVE COLLECTED THEM ALL A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
#rwby 9 spoilers#SUMMER ROSE#RUBY ROSE#HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT#JAUNE BETTER BE OK TOO I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN MY MAN
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Tipsy Sleepover times:
Ruby: Alright, how another, Truth or Scare?
Winter and Weiss: How about, SCARE
Cinder walking into the room with a disappointed Klein:
Winter and Weiss: AHHHH
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Rosegarden child: mommy… why dose your scroll have daddy as ‘Nuter Butter’
Ruby: … ahhhhhhhhh Weiss?
Weiss: nope
Ruby: … YANG!
Yang: ask auntie Blake
Ruby: ahhhh
Blake: well you see… oh your dad! Ask him!
Rosegarden child: dad why dose mom have you as ‘Nuter butter’ in her scroll?
Ruby: hhhhhffff
Oscar: … because your mother is a freak
Ruby: aughhhhhh
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Maya: oof! *Looks at Weiss as he pins me beneath him to the bed* what t-
Weiss: I need to breed my puppy~
Maya: !!!
AHHHH I WISH THAT WAS ME (I’m a Weiss simp)
Weiss: need to make this cute tummy bulge with my cum
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