#WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

[strange-aeons]

Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.

#yes I like tumblr I like their product #but they are a giant tech company #we are not friends #they are not #my wet blorbo #etc etc

[noname-404s-blog]

😢😢😢

#i can't be your friend #we are not friends #i am not your friend #tw depressing stuff #heartbreak #depressing quotes #depressing shit #what about us #i miss u #i miss her smile #i miss her #i dont want it #i dont want to be alone #i dont want to feel anymore #depressing life #sadcore #and heartbreak image #sad thoughts #sad quotes #im crying #im cryinnnnggg #im cryin #please help #please come back #i want her #i want her back #i want her bad #i need a hug #i need attention #why do i do this to myself

[antimony-medusa]

Okay I'm so tired this might not be sensible but I just want to say I am loving what QSMP is doing with the Federation workers. Look at them! They have parties, they have a coffee break room, they have partners and hopes and dreams! And also the unethical human experiementation and the torture and the dystopian regime. And fun posters of each other!

It's such a fun depiction of an evil organization, and I think so much stronger than just moustache-twirling villains. These guys have crushes on people and pick up vocal tics from islanders and get each other with rainbow jelly, and also they can be trusted about as far as we can trust them. It's delicious villains, I am crunching it in my jaws.

#qsmp #there's still something to be said about the role of like lower level workers versus higher #and targetting workers who like— clean blocks #but also like #Boy when 018 was calling Phil “mate” today I was fucking grinding my teeth #WE ARE NOT FRIENDS #The Federation is going out there 100% portraying themself as a beneficient organization #but they are LYING #and the signs are there if you stare hard enough #and then sometimes you just walk into the wrong part of spawn and it becomes very #very obvious #anyways phil lore today was delightful

[arsenicxarcana]

wip for jules and the bad bitches (gn) he scored by being julian (WANF flavor)

julian is the only one currently cooperating w me

#the arcana #julian #lucio #arsenic #WIP #we are not friends #we are not friends AU #sketches #art

[bokkiesplace]

The hr report when I finally quit is going to be wild

#wdym mean you’re not my manager right now #we are not friends #i need it the be july so I can take my trip and quit #jesus

[1o1percentmilk]

i call touichirou by his family name bc it just feels disrespectful otherwise lol

#we are not friends #milk (normal)

[boycritter]

apush teacher just called me bro in his email to me im going to. idk. this feels so weird

#WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

[kiwikipedia]

why are you so rude jfc

Yall literally started this fight and also are being real weird in my inbox.

We are not friends and you did not open the conversation in a cordial manner

#idk if this is the same guy whose been picking fights in my inbox for months but dude #come on #we are not friends #you started off by being rude I’m gonna give 100% of that back #kiwikipedia answers

[fluffypotatey]

almost died today :)

#DUCKING SPIDERS #WE ARE NOT FRIENDS #i was having a good time #driving very calmly in my car #jamming to some tunes #THEN THIS FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS AND MY WINDSHIELD AND I ALMOST JERK MY CAR OUT OF THE LANE #and you know i think ‘maybe it’s outside and i’m freaking out over nothing’ NOPE #THAT FUCKER WAS INSIDE MY CAR #I SCREAMED #I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR BC OF IT #I HAD TI PULLOVER AND GET OUT OF MY CAR WITH MY DOORS OPEN HOPING IT WOUOD PEAVE #forgot to turn on my blinkers too so almost hit a car twice #had to refuse the urge to fucking speed home bc it’s raining and the road is wet and I am not on the highway #jfc #spiders and i are not friends #barely even tolerable acquaintances

[graveyardrumbles]

picks at this WANF tale instead of anything closer to being done

#the arcana #count lucio #post banishment lucio #portia devorak #we are not friends #we are not friends au #WIP

[garoujo]

cardio my behated

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #we are not friends #i literally so like 20 mins n call it a day i cant #i’m about to die bro

[songbirdstew]

If overly chummy corporate emails fill you with Murder Feelings, do not buy directly from Native's website.

#WE ARE NOT FRIENDS #I think I just realized that's partly why I didn't love The Martian #it's equal parts Try Hard and plain ol hack

[arsenicxarcana]

what no actual devil presence does to a mf

(vaguely fooling around w what the devils realm looks like in WANF, pre-reset)

#the arcana #the devil #the devils realm #we are not friends #we are not friends AU #edits #the blob near the throne is his dessicated stone corpse #it should probably be more fucked up but i shouldn't be doing this anyway so #accidentally makin this seem cooler than it actually is lmao

[tim-hoe-wan]

To the people I blocked, you guys have more overreaction than the irl people I know whom I unfriended with no explanation.

#we are not friends #I am not your f*cking bestie #if I block you #it means I did not like what I see in your blog #and found it disturbing

[walnutcookie]

wtf Dont associate me with that guy

#hhhhgn #almond talks #we are not friends

[tittyinfinity]

"Hey I'm going back to sleep for the morning, I didn't fall asleep until 2 hours ago"

"Okay sounds good"

*calls me 2 hours later, waking me up, making me unable fo function for the entire morning bc my sleep meds still havent worn off*

#seriously i dont think people even see me as human sometimes #bc ill tell them my boundaries repeatedly and they just ignore it #I'm sorry but how little respect do you have for me to wake me up when you know I'm in the middle of a dead sleep #JUST TO TELL ME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU AT WORK #WE ARE NOT FRIENDS #and MY FRIENDS WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME #in fact if they believed for even a second that they were minorly inconveniencing me they would apologize before i could say anything #i told my neighbor that this is the second time I've had to remind her not to wake me up in the morning unless it's an emergency. #she was just kinda like haha okay #didn't seem to take me seriously at all #i fell asleep at 4 she called me at 6 am and 8:30am