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voidsandfoxes · 3 months
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i love hearing cookie masterson headcannons !! i’d love to see what headcannons you have for him :] / gen
Hi!!
Okokok so here's some headcanons for Cookie!
- He's actually 6'5", but he has terrible posture so he slouches.
- All the time, resting bitch face. Like you can never make him smile unless he sees a intern fall. But if you try to force him to smile, he will give you the most psychotic smile you could ever know. (I might draw it-)
- Other than fortune cookies, he also likes any sort of pasta. Puts way much spaghetti sauce whenever he's making it homemade, however.
Feel free to come by again for some more Cookie headcanons!
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bizlybebo · 5 days
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chip bastard wouldnt be cyberbullied necessarily but he would have commentary videos made about him called "THE SMELLIEST GUY ON THE INTERNET" or sm
this came to me in a vision
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teecupangel · 4 months
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What about a kitsune Desmond, a white fox appears shortly after Altaïr's birth white as snow with one black leg and golden eyes it follows Altaïr for his entire life seemingly never aging and smarter than any animal should be. Years after Altaïr's death Des feels a pull and shows up at the birth of Ezio and gains a second tail, the same trend continues with the Frye twins, the Kenways and the other two post Altaïr protagonists whose names escape me right now which if my math is correct leaves him able to get his ninth tail as he steals his infant self from the farm
I'd imagine he'd get more powers from each tail he grows maybe foxfire with his second (fire that burns as bright as the sun) and gaining a human form around 4 or 5
I’m going to be honest with you, nonny, I know a bit about kitsunes, specifically fox spirits, because one of my favorite characters during my childhood is Daji (specifically Dakki from the og Houshin Engi anime) and I never stopped loving her in all her malicious tyrannical glory.
While fox spirits/kitsunes can be benevolent or malicious, a lot of fox spirits are shown to be trickster.
… and seducers.
Like, being able to shapeshift into beautiful women and men who ‘bewitches’ or seduces humans are signs of how old a fox spirit is XD
But I kinda like the idea that Desmond remains as a fox the entire time, never changing in size or weight.
His tails can easily be ‘disguised’ into one tail by making sure they all move as one so it just looks like he has one big bushy tail (which is strange but not ‘mythical’ strange).
Now, we want Desmond to have 9 tails so the list of people would be:
his initial tail
Altaïr’s
Ezio’s
Edward’s
Ratonhnhaké:ton’s
Arno’s
Evie’s
Jacob’s
The ninth tail would be his own infant self.
My suggestion for his powers are, depending on how many tails he has, he unlocks:
Immortality and eternal youth (default)
Foxfire (kitsunebi) – the number he can summons grows with the number of tails he has
Dream sharing with his current connection (Ezio, Ratonhnhaké:ton, etc) – he always appears as Desmond Miles in their dreams
Shapeshifts to Desmond Miles
Shapeshifts to any human he is familiar with (having genetic connections with them makes it faster to shift to their form)
Shapeshifts to anything that is not human
Possession (having a genetic connection with Desmond Miles makes it easier to possess that person)
Ability to cast illusions that are almost impossible to distinguish from reality
Omniscience due to a direct connection with the Calculations
(These are all powers that are more or less seen in kitsune stories. If you think there’s too many shapeshifting powers, kitsunes are also known for being able to turn invisible, can fly, bend time and space or make people crazy)
Oh and making Desmond a white kitsune is *chef’s kiss*. In folklore, a white kitsune has reaches the top of its powers and is called celestial/heavenly which is a good foreshadowing on how powerful Desmond could become.
If I may suggest, whenever Desmond uses his foxfire, his tails is engulfed in white flames like this (but white and gold and without the ‘seal’:
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babyphat05 · 2 months
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"need my body to look like melyssa ford's" SAME god drop the gym and diet routine if you figure it out lmao
apparently buffie the body's workout channel is tea. I'm gonna follow her workouts for the entire month of march
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How did Solo end up in the casino?
{{ HOLY SHIT AN ASK??! OMG WHAT I HAVENT TOUCHED THIS BLOG IN MONTHS I FORGOT IT EXISTED-}}
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THIS TOOK AN HoUR TO DRAW OMG
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wolftheidioticfan · 15 days
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You have been visited by the Court Fox
You must plead guilty for one crime
What did you do?
One time I sent my girlfriend 180 pokemon puns or more I think that's crime enough to go to jail forever
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playboybabyxx · 3 months
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hi gracie :] <3
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sorry the pic is bad, this phone is junk x[
Abel ~ Wasn't this a nice surprise to get in the morning? I didn't even have time to put on makeup or anything darling! Do you miss me that much already, Vixen? Let me help with that ~ (Or make it worse~)
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Uncensored ❤️
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voidsandfoxes · 3 months
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🍪 :3
Hello hello! Back at it again with the Cookie headcanons!
- Has called children "Ankle biters" and/or "Crotch goblins", multiple times.
- Got jumpscared once by REDACTED, ended up punching him straight in the gut. Surprisingly broke a rib.
- If he sees you put pineapple on your pizza, he will give you a "is this bitch fr?" look.
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bizlybebo · 2 months
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ava had red hair and pronouns (found in grizzcord they used she/they)
AVA HAD RED HAIR AND PRONOUNS !!! SHE WAS THE SHE/THEY LESBIAN EVER !!!!!!
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haunted-chambers · 1 month
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Hello thanks for following us
-🤡🎪 (@thecircussystemblog)
no problem! i really love your theme
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vixen-music · 4 months
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Me : I hate it when people make fan content just to abuse Narinder! It’s gross and weird and sounds like an excuse to write out their sick fantasies!
also me : creates an AU where The Lamb traps Narinder in an endless cycle of torture, death, and rebirth, is forced to put the Bishops to rest himself, AND has to raise the Lamb’s child after this is over.
Uhm
I’m sorry, but
I’ll be honest
What’s the context?
I… don’t really know what to say…
I don’t really do COTL stuff on this page… sure, I might RB some stuff, but that’s that.
All my main COTL stuff is on @chrysor-galewood and @cotl-restoration-au… which, if I’ll be honest, I haven’t touched in like forever.
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delirious-donna · 1 year
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Ahem thinking of shuji casually breaking into your workplace and noticing him sitting patiently, leg balanced w his ankle on his opposite knee, lounging so casually directly outside a meeting room you're in. You notice him directly after greeting your bosses. But...you obviously can't chew him out. Can't text him either. You can only try and act casual while your boss presents whatever company data is relevant. Thinking of his devilish smile and little wave when the data presented is sensitive enough that you have to put the blinds down and now you don't have eyes on your trouble maker boyfriend and it's the longest thirty minutes of your life. Thinking of how you end the meeting and check your phone to a "come find me if you can <3" text 😳🥴
Oh my god, the sheer panic! I think I’d pass out if he did this.
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No one dares to approach him, would you? His entire demeanour is casual, laidback like he is meant to be here. In your office. Where he did not work.
Eyes impossibly wide as you lock gazes with him over the shoulder of your boss, frozen for a moment in the handshake and his fucking knowing smirk makes you itch all over.
It’s an important meeting, why is he here? How are you meant to focus and get shit done when Shuji offers you that ridiculous little wave, looking around like he’s goddamn bored and waiting to be entertained.
Trouble is, he is waiting to be entertained and by you, of course.
The meeting is the most difficult of your career, trying to retain and engage with the information being presented whilst your eyes continue to flicker to him, now lounging like a King. Thighs spread wide in the leather seat, his cheek resting on his fist whilst the fingers of his other hand drum an impatient beat. Tattoos stark and vivid on the backs of his hands, not a very corporate image.
He eyes you like a predator getting ready for the chase as you approach the window and tug on the blinds. Shuji’s brow arches high to match that devilish grin and you know he is up to something. Up to something but you can no longer keep a watch over him and your throat is so very parched no matter how much water you shakily chug from the pitcher.
It’s over.
You’re the first to fly from the meeting room and come face to face with an empty seat, no sign of him and you hope to god that security hasn’t found him and attempted to escort him out. There are no angry shouts or grunts of pain so that couldn’t be the case. Your phone vibrates against your hip, clutching it desperately to see his name illuminated and a challenge… “come find me if u can <3”.
It’s a race against the clock, you have to find him. Have to sneak your troublesome boyfriend out of here before he is caught or you’re fired. The panic makes your efforts lax, not looking quite closely enough as you peer into stationery cupboards, kitchen areas, cleaning closets and even the mens’ toilets.
The thud of your heart masks his faint snicker, if you weren’t facing away from him the sight of the tall menace looming out of the shadows of the third floor cupboard marked for odds and ends might have made you shriek.
A warm rough hand claps easily over your mouth, his foot kicking the door back shut and you’re hauled against his chest in three easy movements.
“Now then, did you find me or did I catch you, doll?”
His drawl is thick, dripping in syrupy molasses and setting you on fire despite how risky this is. The hand around your middle travels up to grope at your tits through your blouse whilst his knee forces its way between your thighs, the tight fabric of your skirt bunching up to accommodate him.
“Thought you could use a break, and I’ve missed you and those slutty moans that only I get to hear,” he rasps in your ear, tugging on your lobe with his sharp teeth.
Your panting heavily against his palm, fingernails clawing into his wrist. Stuck between wanting to tell him he is a fucking asshole for pulling this shit at your work and wanting to turn in his arms and ride him to the floor.
In the end, he makes the decision for you with seven simple words. Words you could never ignore….
“Be a good girl and bend over.”
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cbrosa-archived · 1 year
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I love all your Billy HCs they deserve more notes! What are his favorite 80s bands and who do you think he'd have crushes on?
gosh tysm!! 🥺🤍🤍
motley crue - some people say he'd be a tommy lee or a nikki sixx groupie and i say he'd be a groupie of both. nikki as a sag sun and billy as an aries sun? he’d live for the chaotic fire sign match energy. tommy is that tall libra drummer greek god that would have his mouth foaming for.
guns n roses - easy, he is a an izzy straddlin girly. izzy is that quiet introvert aries he’d adore for his extrovert aries vibe he’d die to have a song writen about him by izzy!. after him i can see him having a thing for slash, duff and steven adler. axl is more like his inspiration icon in the personal, family trauma matter, style and hard work ethic but at the same time he’d fight him so bad lmao
INXS - i know i know not metal but still rock & roll af and eighties enough for billy to vibe with. he is beyond infatuated with michael hutchence he'd so believe he was his perfect muse ok bye he wished he wrote never tear us apart about him.
bon jovi - wants to get railed by the entire band specially jon and richie.
ratt - he daydreams he’s married to stephen pearcy in another life. periodt.
winger - bestie, kip winger is his main rock & roll love. if he hears anyone saying they find him unattractive he would so bully you for that and honestly he’d so have the right for that because this is kip fucking winger. he’s also his hair and aesthetic icon.
poison - his thot energy increased after seeing the sex tape of brett michaels and pamela anderson do i need to continue elaborating on that one.
dokken - same as bon jovi, would kill to get railed by don and george.
L.A. guns - i once readed here someone posting that he jerks off to kelly nickels. which is something i didn't think i needed to know until then so yes that is canon
cinderella - he is loud and excited claiming he’d look so cute with tom keifer okay. heather, robin, carol, max, el and chrissy would kill anyone that tells him otherwise
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listen-obey · 16 days
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Me or Vox
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You, Katherine. That walking talking box wishes, however.
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