#Vaccinated and chipped

[they-who-wander]

I bought a "vaccinated & chipped" bracelet!!

It says vaccinated and chipped the way ppl say Spay and neutered abt dogs XD

I love it so freekung much! And some other antifa/Common sense sticker ^.^

#This is a pun on covid deniers saying the vaccine is a government microchip #And slightly gender affirming imo XD #I still need this years booster #And I want to get an nfc chip one day just for fun #So yeah #Vaccinated and chipped

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

If your vaccine chip activated following the FEMA test, raise your hand!

#FEMA #emergency alert system #emergency alert #vaccine #COVID #chip #zombie #zombies

[figureofdismay]

they thing is, carter's 'scully left mulder bc he got so depressed and mentally ill so she had to leave for His Own Good/For The Implementation Of Gratuitous Mulder Manpain' post canon character decision is that Scully simply wouldn't.

She would not leave him.

Not in a 'she loves him too much to leave him, isn't it romantic' way, though.

She Wouldn't leave him in a 'they're too enmeshed by then to even seriously contemplate it, he's been literally dead before and also on the run apart from her and she never considered them Over, and then they spent a good few years on the run together in the 00s in not even slightly cheery circumstances, and if, after 20 years of unconsciously warping themselves around each other's neuroses and serious trauma, she can lift her head up far enough from their personal morass of dependency and compensation to see that he's depressed it'd be a feat. She might, with this clarity of vision, at times consider leaving to 'shock' him out of it, but she Can't because he's her whole support system and his belief in her and his persistence is the bedrock of her continued functionality in the face of stupendous loss and confusion by like year 3 of knowing each other, and not having him or his vision of her to lean on was bad enough when there was literally no other choice. So. No, even in the midst of that through process, she probably wouldn't really go all the way through with it.

But it's equally likely that, just like in rocky eras of their earlier FBI days, she'd only be able to accurately see how much he was struggling very intermittently, and mainly just start subconsciously altering her behavior and frame of mind to accommodate him or meet him, while maybe having the instinct to try to aim them at some kind of goal or occupation (ie some kind of warning signal going in the back of her mind that says understimulated Mulder is unhappy, though probably not that bluntly coherent).

#character theory: scully #not that i even accept anything after existence #it's just funny that he thinks that either of them are capable of being like 'objectively we are unhealthy' #or 'objectively me being here is unhealthy for him/her' about each other from any point past like scully's cancer #let alone breaking mulder out and going on the run together! #they made codependency into an art form there is no way either of them has modern therapy speak level perspective on the other by that poin #txf meta #may i repeat: 20 years! #and frankly a majority of the first 12 to 15 of those years was spent in adjoining or singular motel rooms in small towns #or being unable to go more than 6 hours without calling each other #objectivity left the building sometime in the mid 90s #a noble 'i'm leaving until you get therapy and meds' doesn't even fit in the conspiracy chip in the neck alien vaccines setting #but more than that it's a stretch to believe dana scully's thought patterns would even allow that by that point #anyway that prevalent line of thought in the fandom circa ~2017 about how she was Right and Strong and Enlightened to leave him #because he was 'too sad and probably impotent haha and she has too much self respect and is too Smart to put up with that guy anymore' #drove me completely bonkers and this is like half of why. a lot of assumptions about how much Smart is even involved. And how much Objectiv #traumatized codependent people are so much more likely to keep making do while only half realizing it for one thing #but also it was like a collision of genre and reality types that just didn't fit #if the aliens weren't real they could and /should/ go to therapy. but the aliens /were/ real so they're in scifi noir and out in the weeds

[possesseddog]

my dumbass has been conflicted like,,, togachako or tsuchako??? which one feeds my sapphic heart more

Im such a fool, a clown. ochako has two hands, and tsu and toga would have a wonderful dynamic.

the brain rot has started anew

#what is their ship name #totsuchako? #that has a nice ring to it #please help im going to get micro chipped and vaccinated rabies isnt real dont let them convince you #<- why was that the first tag when I typed in please lmao #mha #toga x uraraka #togachako #tsuchako #toga x tsu x ochako

[capricioussun]

I have OTHER THINGS TO DO you know !

#leave me alone !!! #if that wasn’t bad enough I’ve seen like three other ppl get infected by brainrot of HIM SPECIFICALLY in the last like. week #WHAT IS GOING ON !!! #damn these government vaccine brain chips sure are weird huh #us stretch #underswap papyrus #snow and hail #tw caps #capricious moon #underswap

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: H3Y 1S 1T COOL 1F 1 BR1NG 4N 3XTR4 R4NDOM GUY TO LUNCH WHO W1LL 4BSOLUT3LY OBL1T3R4T3 TH3 V1B3?

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #mod terezi #yeah just make sure he's chipped and his vaccines are up to date

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

help toka imprinted ((HIGHKEY I KNOW SHE DID)) on mr. mistoffolees (stray tuxedo neighbor cat who lives under our house) & chased them and i got dew and mud on my fresh white socks and she's NOT EVEN A TEENAGER YET????

#it's too early #she's too YOUNG #toka please #be patient for mummy #and DONT MF HISS O R GROWL AT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO GET YOU BACK INSIDE??? YOUNG LADY????? #like mama's glad you're making friends but them cats is crazy #they be fighting like. every night. #i'm glad mr. mistoffolees seems to treat you nicely but you don't know WHAT GOES ON #get spayed. 💥 get chipped. 💥 get booster vaccines. 💥 #thennnnn - you may go. #...................... #but if you EVER TALK BACK TO ME AGAIN— 🥿💥 #real talk tho i'm mostly playin y'all #i know how cats roll. #independent. adventurers. particular. #and toka? the tortie? sassy + feisty af #for disclaimer : this is a satirical tone #i will take the steps to ensure she is nicely prepared for the outdoor world and i /do/ want her to explore and be free #just gotta prevent the unnecessary canon events yk

[crvwly]

so we found a new friend

#she has no chip #so she is staying with me until she's fully vaccinated and then #if she likes other animals #she's staying forever hehe

[thedreadpiratejames]

MAGAts:

Also MAGAts:

#brain chips #covid vaccine #anti vaxxers #magats #republican hypocrisy

[crimsongrimoire]

hi ive been sick so of course that means ive been thinking about kaeya being sick and sooo pathetic about it again

#crow.txt #kaeluc #genshin #snippets #fluff #slowly chipping away at this even more. Ugh #tbh the bulk of this was written like. last night and just now. i was letting the thoughts microwave with my weird intermittent fever #literally got two vaccines at once and got attacked by a secret third thing (the common cold for the first time in like 4 years) #it was somehow the best week i couldve picked to just COMPLETELY miss work apparently so its fine i guess #sidebote dont try to do taxes while sick. i didnt end up completing them but it was funny i even thought i was capable #is this comprehensivle is this legible idk i just want to make kaeya be miserable and forced to let someone take care of him abt it #that is soup for Me. in my Soul. #kaeya be like 'wtf treating me like a little kid' when he said he wanted to be taken care of in the summer event like 2 yrs ago #other people may have forgotten but i have Not i will Never. this man will complain about having adult responsibilities #and then when someone tries to take care of him or do things for him out of kindness hes like HAHA WAIT NOW HOLD ON- #little fool make up your mind. why are you so everything always #kaeya be like relying on someone for something under no guise of professional matters? in MY life? i dont think so #(diluc jean lisa and rosaria will remember this (and not let him get away with it)) #and klee too but like shes little baby she doesnt even understand any of this and he would feel extremely mean rejecting kindness from #a little kid. so sometimes she brings him her funny little toast for breakfast and he says awwww thank you :)

[milfbro]

wow. every episode of law and order svu is like a time machine of harbingers of doom

#this episode is about a guy who secretly implanted an rfid chip in his wife using vaccines

[housewifebuck]

No it's true

The royal family do have chips in them

That’s. Hmm. Okay

#interesting #someone should put a microchip in buck #maybe at his next vaccine appointment or when he gets neutered they can tack on a chip charge #asks #anonymous #someone sees homeagain emails on Eddie’s lockscreen and is like since when do u have a pet and Eddie’s like no that’s in case buck gets lost #and someone finds him on the side of the road

[beatriceportinari]

today in he would not say that, madara following covid guidelines

#he is on conspiracy theory instagram convincing peoppe the vaccine has a chip in it !

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

At my great great aunts house and theres a dude here with a shirt that says "transvaccinated. I'm not actually vaccinated but I identify as someone who is vaccinated"

Im gonna stab you

#im a luttle drunk #my great grandpa was debating him on how he should be vaccinated #im the queerest person here #and im gonna steal their neighbors dog #cuz they just let her run fr3e #shes a chihuahua #and they live in the county #theres fyckin coyotes out here man #layla was bigger than she is and theres no fuckin way we wouldve let her run free lile this #my aunt doesnt even want her here im legitnabout to steal this dog man #im being gay and doing crimes #being drunk isnthe only way i van deal with sweat #tiny doggo is tiny #she looks like a mini layla but no black #shes dark brown and tan #instead of black and tan #im stealing som chops #chips

[liverpoolvet]

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[oxy-codone]

I get very weirdly emotional when i see the cat using the new cat trees we got him. he loves them so much and it makes me happy bc the old one was a bit small (he still used it but not as much) but he loves the big one... he lays on the platform and sometimes even in the lil house, he sits like a fucking lunatic on the smaller one by the side window. He's got more animal enrichment and he fuckin' DESERVES IT!!!!!

#if we had room / a place to put it i'd want to get him a tree upstairs but. the windows aren't rlly in good spots #and the kids room has 2 bed bc there's 100 children (3) #But it's fine cuz he uses the bed in there are his room #basically #we're planning on getting his vaccines updated n' maybe a chip (we gotta talk to a vet near us) once we get a carrier that isnt cardboard b #he's fucking HUGE #but once he's got that shit done we want to harness train him. which is going to be a bit hard but i feel like once he realizes he can go #outside with it on WITH someone he might like it more #it's more the steps of getting it ON HIM #bc they never collar trained him...... bc they're lazy. i kinda want to but i'm less confident about a collar than i am with a harness for #some reason #i think it's bc harness = go outside so it's a future positive #he doesn't gget SHIT out of wearing a collar he doesn't know what fashion is #and also at least the harness would be a future positive where as a collar is just wear this thing #also related but unrelated to this situation i have kitten fever i want another cat so bad #but that's ONLY HAPPENING if the fucker is free and WE found them. #bc i dont need another kitten........................... but if it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? #fm #i can never not shut up in the tags