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#bobes ponja.

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i love that the moral of stigmata 1999 is that catholicism sucks, but evangelicals are dope and correct you should all join the westboro baptist church

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well at least now I have a medical certificate to say I have dengue

but I didn't need it. This is pretty unmistakable. I've never been in this much pain my whole life. They warned me that I'd feel pain from head to toe and I didn't think this would be possible. And yet...

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Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

#understanding comics is a BRILLIANT book

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hey guys did you know that.that dengue fever hurts like your whole body and nothing you do helps.. I'm having a great time

#and I have to drink water like crazy cause if I don't it can lead to internal hemorrhage. just throwing that out there #in case you don't know that

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oh mygod pontius pilate is back 🙏🙏🙏 thank god cause I was just about to give up trying to read this book

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this iis not like my other covid scares that turned out to be just normal flu, this is at 3pm, after I was feeling all day like I might've slept in a weird position, my entire body sudenly had a flare of pain everywhere and then I was suddenly feeling hot and cold at the same time

super acute. out of the blue my body was too tired to do anything more than lay down

anyway. fuck Ricardo Nunes. Eat a dick. Worst mayor we've EVER Had

I think I hauve dengue fever

#this INCLUDES Doria #not even Doria managed to put up mosquito traps that accidentally BRED MORE MOSQUITOES #AND TOO LATE EVEN BECAUSE THEY ALREADY SPREAD EXPONENTIALLY

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one thing that is super common in these more zany scifi/superhero/fantasy stories is the, for some reason, 'one of the stages of this thing is that the person becomes really flatulent' and then they do fart noises for a while

and it's the WORST trope ever why do they keep doing this

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I think I hauve dengue fever

#dammit #at least I didn't buy the return ticket #but that does mean that they're gonna have to figure shit out themselves

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my mom was blessed with the two stupidest siblings to have to deal with financially

#they are like. stupid. they're just stupid

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the audible guy being like 'audible hopes you have enjoyed this program' takes me out every time

let me sit with the book bro, what the hell

#assos

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it's so weird to have two completely unrelated gay guy friends seriously hospitalized for strong bacterial pneumonia at the same time

it's a coincidence. I hope! Please no more outbreaks!!!!

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I like movies that are edited like the director didn't want to be working with that script at all

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Hey we love you but please stop saying “in the club freaking it cronenbergian style” we don’t know what that means

#it means accepting the expanding bounds of the human flesh dipshit. it's not rocket science /s

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#posted on 4:20pm

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sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher