Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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Came out of Rock Den and saw Thog Car end up Like this…. Whoever Did This Gets Stones To Head and Face Soon
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*received phone call from weed cigarette*
Weed cigarette: Please don't smoke me. I don't want to die
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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
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the universe keeps hurting me as if ill respond in any way besides getting high and watching youtube
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