#V / ONE ┊ &. MAIN ⇀ ( he wont tell you he loves you / but he loves you ) ⇀ s2.

[xdaddysprincessxx]

Pieces of Him

Cult leader Joel Miller x f!reader

Warnings: Dead Dove! Horror! 18+ only! Ritualistic cannibalism, angst, death, blood, cameo from Ezra, made up religion, betrayal, infidelity, p in v, non/dub con (heavier on the non but added dub just to cover my bases), oral (f receiving), squirting, pregnancy/breeding (they literally just had sex so no actual fetus, Joel is just delulu) reader can be picked up, and oh yea Joel is out of his damn mind, pretty sure that’s it. Not beta’d, lightly edited, all mistakes are my own! Moodboard made by me(:

Joel was a young man when he married the love of his life. High school sweethearts. They were only twenty one when Laura got pregnant. Joel immediately got down on one knee and asked her to be his wife. The two had a cozy little house on a few acres, about an hour outside of town. When Laura went into labor, Joel about fainted. He was terrified of becoming a dad, he wanted his girl to have better than he ever did. Unfortunately right after Laura pushed little Sarah out into the world, things took a turn for the worst. She lost a lot of blood and kept losing blood. The doctors took Sarah and pushed Joel out of the room trying to save her. He’ll never forget how cold that hospital waiting room was when the drs finally came out and told him Laura had passed. The loss of his wife took a toll on Joel. Not only did he lose his best friend and wife, he had to raise a newborn on his own. Thankfully he had his brother, Tommy, who helped out a ton with Sarah. But life was not kind to Joel Miller. Twelve years. He got twelve years with his Sarah before the day his sweet girl got struck by a drunk driver and killed. He became a shell of a man, void of all emotion and life. That was until he met a very charming man one day.

Ezra was a gypsy of sorts. Never staying in one place, always on the move. And spreading this gospel about this amazing creator and all the good things he does and can do for you if you please him. Joel met him when Ezra was walking past his house. He happened to be outside when Ezra spotted him. Joel didn’t even notice him until he was already standing next to him as Joel looked out over his big yard, depressed because there should be kids out there playing. Sarah should be out there, running around, while him and Laura cook dinner on the grill. When Joel did notice the stranger standing next to him, he tried telling him he didn’t want whatever he was trying to sell. Joels efforts to shake the man went unnoticed as Ezra rambled on and on. Not too long into the conversation, Ezra told Joel about The Children of Ares. Not like any religion Joel’s ever heard of, he was intrigued. Ezra promised eternal life, salvation. A guarantee Joel will be reunited with Sarah and Laura. There was a small group in town who also followed the same practice. Not long after meeting Ezra, Joel went to a meeting in town and soon found himself deeply immersed in this religion.

Fast forward ten years, Joel is now a high priest in The Children of Ares. It’s grown a lot since he’s joined. And even more so since he’s taken this position of power.

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Strolling down the main street on a Friday night, you, your boyfriend and your three friends are all laughing and joking enjoying the brisk fall night. Halloween decorations line the store shop windows, there’s orange and black fairy lights strung up along the sidewalk, going from post to post. On the corner in front of you is the towns crack head spewing his usual nonsense about “the masked freaks who eat people out in the woods”. You’ve never paid him any mind but for some reason his words have you on edge.

“Hey Steve why don’t you go hit the crack pipe again and shut the fuck up!” Your boyfriend, Liam, yells to the man.

Steve narrows his beady eyes at your group, “You’ll regret that boy. The big man is coming. He’s gonna get you and there wont be a lick of you remaining.”

The unease of his words pours over your body and you don’t notice the man standing there, waiting to cross the street when you bump into him.

“Oh oh I’m sorry! I didn’t see you there! Are you okay?” You quickly say as you bounce off of the man you bumped into. Not only is he tall, he’s practically a human wall. The man turns and looks at you, at first with a scowl on his face. But once he gets an eye full of who bumped into him, he quickly replaces the scowl with a smile.

“Oh it’s no problem honey, shit happens,” he says with a chuckle, “I bump into things all the time. Joel. Joel Miller” He says to you with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye as he reaches out his hand for you to shake.

Smiling, you shake his hand and tell him your name. You can’t help but notice how handsome he is. The salt and pepper hair, scruffy facial hair, that smile and those eyes! Not to mention his body! For an older man, he is jacked. You can just tell through his jacket he’s got thick biceps and these meaty thighs. You envision a soft tummy under those clothes. You can’t help but get lost in thought as you stare at the older man.

Joel notices you just staring and let’s out a little chuckle, “Well hey I’m apart of this little group. We’re having a bonfire tonight if you and your friends wanna swing by. There’ll be drinks, food, the works. Here have my card, I can text you the address if you want.”

“Oh yea for sure! That sounds fun!” You say over enthusiastically as you take the card from him and pull your phone out of your jacket pocket to type his number in and send a text. Right after you hit send, his phone dings

“That’s me! Just text the address and we’ll be there!” You give him a big smile as he smiles back at you before nodding his head and giving you a little wave.

Your friends were a little ahead of you, waiting for you to catch up.

“Ooohh someone’s gotta crush!” Your friend Aaliyah said in a singsong voice. The twins, Salem and Violet, standing next to her giggling, covering their laughs behind their hands.

“Oh shut up I bumped into him and he invited us to a bonfire. Besides I already have my handsome, wonderful boyfriend right here.” You say as you look at Liam, sliding your arm around him, looking up at him with hearts in your eyes. Liam snuggles up to your side but keeps his eyes trained on Aaliyah with a shit eating grin on his face.

Scrunching your face up in confusion you look where he’s looking and the unease gets worse. You stand there watching the two have this little flirty stare off.

“Come on guys let’s go check this thing out. It’ll be fun.” You say to break up the tension you now feel between your boyfriend and friend.

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You, Liam, Aaliyah, and the twins all piled into Liam’s truck as you made your way to the bonfire. Joel lives out in the middle of nowhere. After driving for awhile with nothing but corn fields and woods as far as the eye can see, you notice a bright orange flame off in the distance. That must be the bonfire.

Soon you pulled up and turned onto crunchy gravel driveway after traveling on a dirt road for a good portion of the trip. Joel has a nice one story house with a huge yard. The bonfire is behind the house, off a good distance, closer to the tree line but not close enough to accidentally set the woods on fire. There are several cars in the driveway, Liam parked his truck in the grass beside the driveway. As you and your friends got out of the truck, you stood there looking up at the night sky. You could see all the stars and the moon. It was very peaceful, a nice reprieve from the horrible gut feeling you’ve had.

“Hey! You guys just get here?” Some guy yells at you as he walks towards you from the bonfire.

“Yea! We were invited by Joel!” You yelled back

“Well come on back new friends of Joel’s.” He says back with a smile.

You smile back as you walk around the truck to join your boyfriend and go to grab his hand. Except he pulls his hand away without looking at you and follows the guy to the bonfire. Your group walks in silence, music fills the air. You end up in the back of the group, following in silence, feeling left out like everyone is in on this inside joke and they’re all laughing at you but you don’t know why.

Just as your passing the deck attached to the back of the house, you feel a hand grab your arm making you jump, forcing you from your thoughts.

“Hey darlin. It’s good to see ya came.” Joel says in a low baritone voice. Seeing the older man’s face and hearing his voice is already lifting your spirits. And awakening something else within you, between your thighs.

“I’m glad I came too. It’s good to see you again.” You get out breathlessly with a giggle. You literally sound like a love stricken school girl. You have got to get a grip on yourself.

“If ya want something to drink or anything, my door is open darlin. Help yourself to whatever alright?”

Nodding your head yes, a comfortable silence between you two as you share a smile before heading towards the fire.

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Sitting around the bonfire, you laughed and joked with all the others that are there. Joel almost hardly ever left your side, even going as far as putting his arm around you. In a friendly way of course, but your pussy didn’t see it that way. Whenever his big, meaty hands touched you, your body would heat up almost as if he lit a fire on whatever part of your body he touched. Your friends keeping more to themselves, acting stuck up almost. It makes you feel bad you dragged them out there. You didn’t want them to ruin your newly made friends’ night. At one point you looked over and saw Liam and Aaliyah sneak off toward the trees. That bad gut feeling rearing it’s ugly head, as strong as ever. Joel had gone somewhere, so you got up from your seat and followed them as unsuspiciously as you could. Just before you reached the tree line you could see your boyfriend and friend standing there, kissing. Nausea hit you like a truck, the world around you spinning. Your heart dropped out of your ass. You couldn’t believe what your seeing. How could they? But also this is making everything make sense. No wonder Aaliyah always seemed jealous of your relationship. No wonder Liam’s been acting more distant lately. Tears slipped out of your eyes as you turn around and walk all the way back to Joel’s house.

Walking in through his back door, your head hanging down you don’t notice the scowling old man standing on the other side of the sliding door until your shoulder bumps into him.

“Oh! Oh Joel I-I’m so sorry, I-I didn’t m-me. . “

“Darlin don’t you say sorry again. You ain’t do nothing wrong,” he says as his hand reaches out to cup your face, “I saw what happened honey. If anyone’s sorry it’s those two. You don’t deserve that. Not one bit.” His thumb slowly caressing your check as he swipes away a stray tear. You reach up and grab onto his wrist of the hand holding your face. Joel moves closer to you as you look deep into his eyes. Slowly you inch closer to his face, looking at him with heavy lidded eyes before bridging the gap and bringing your lips to his. His lips press back against yours, feeling plush and warm. Lighting up every nerve in your body. You feel him breathe in deep through his nose as he begins to kiss you back harder. You break the kiss just to press your lips back against his, repeating the action several times. The two of you just kissing each other before you pull back and stare up at him with wide eyes,

“J-Joel I- I don’t know what came over me. I’m so sorry, you don’t want me I-“

“What did I tell you, darlin? Stop saying sorry. And don’t you dare say I don’t want you. I’ve been dying to have a taste of those pretty lips since we first ran into each other.” Joel’s hand that’s still cupping your face slides down to your chin as he grips your face between his thumb and fore finger and brings your face back to his. His lips bruise yours as he kisses you deeply, parting your lips with his tongue as he begins to slowly lick into your mouth. You gladly open up and let him in, softly moaning into the kiss, and you enter your tongue into his mouth. Your tongues twirling around each other before you suck his tongue, causing him to growl. His other hand grabs the back of your head, smashing your face even more into his. His aquiline nose smashed into the side of your nose as you continued to passionately kiss Joel. Your hands wrapped around his thick torso, holding him tightly to you, your hands gripping his flannel. Joel bends at the knee as his hands grip the backs of your thighs and hoists you up. You quickly wrap your legs around his waist as he carries you further into his home. You bury your face in his neck and start to lightly suck on his neck causing him to let out this deep growl as his grip tightens. Soon he’s tossing you like a rag doll and your back hits a soft bed. Wasting no time Joel leans over you and begins to take your pants off. You lift your hips to help him and begin to pull your shirt off, tossing it to the side. Now only clad in your bra and panties, Joel just stares at you with dark eyes as he looks you up and down. Devouring every curve of you with his eyes alone.

“Tell me you want this darlin. I gotta hear those words. I gotta hear you say you want this before we go any further.” Joel says as he goes to grab your chin and pull you towards him.

“I want this. I want you Joel. Please.” You beg. Eyes blown wide open as you drink in the sight of this beautiful man in front of you.

Joel wastes no more time and begins to pull his shirt up over his head before unbuckling his pants and quickly getting rid of them. He crawls up the bed, hovering over you before lowering himself. His plush lips meet yours as he kisses you deeply. Your hands raise up to cup his face as he wraps an arm around your shoulders as his other arm reaches down and pulls your leg up on his hip. The two of slowly grinding your bodies into each other, tongues conversing with one another. The heat from his body lighting your body up like the Fourth of July. The hand on your leg moves in between your bodies as Joel finds your sweet wet haven and rubs your slit up and down causing your slick to leave an even bigger damp spot on your panties. Every touch, kiss, grind has you so wound tight. He pushes your panties aside and dips a finger in, gathering your wetness before trailing up to your clit, going in soft circles.

His light touch has you gasping into his mouth. Joel just smiles as he kisses you one more time before moving down to your neck. Wet, open mouthed kisses leaving a trail down your neck, to your collarbone, in between your breasts. He makes his way slowly kissing down your stomach, Joel looks up and sees you staring back at him. Those gorgeous brown eyes staring back at you, you swear he can see your soul. His hands tug on your panties and begin to peel them off of you. Once removed, Joel’s big hands land on your inner thighs as he spreads you even wider as he admires your body.

“So fucking pretty baby. This for me?” He asked as he dips a thick finger in your entrance. Moaning and shaking your head yes, just barely hanging on.

Chuckling, “This sweet little slice of heaven belongs to me now honey,” he says before dipping his head down and giving your clit a couple kitten licks. His hand travels up your body and cups your breast, squeezing, before he pinch’s your nipple, rolling it between his fingers.

“It’s yours Joel. I’m yours oh god I’m yours” your head thrown back as you babble incoherently. Joel smiles into your pussy before his tongue is back, licking wide stripes up your cunt before finding your clit and giving her a few sweet kisses before he closes his lips around the button and sucks. His hand still on your breast rotating between squeezing and rolling your nipple while his other hand has snaked its way to your cunt. Two thick fingers curled up in you have you gasping for air. His mouth and hands alone have already brought you close to the brink of tears. Never feeling ecstasy as good as this before. His fingers find rhythm curling up, hitting that sweet spongy spot inside of you. His sweet mouth never letting up on its assault on your clit.

“R-rrright there!! Oh god right there don’t stop oh fuck please don’t stop j-Joel oh Joel!!!” You start to scream his name as he brings you to the ultimate euphoria. Your cunt spasming as you squirt all over his beautiful face. You grab onto his curls and try to move his head as he continues to lick and suck on you. Barely able to even catch your breath, your cunt starting to hurt from the overstimulation from his mouth. Unable to move his head, you just grip his curls and hang on for dear life already on the brink of a second orgasm. His tongue and fingers are relentless never once letting up. Before you can even register what’s happening, your coming again. Squirt just dribbling out this time rather than shooting out at Joel. Your whole body shaking, boneless as he looks up at you. His face wet as he gives you this shit eating smile,

“That’s it baby give me every drop of your sweet essence.” He says as he admires your sore cunt before running his tongue through your folds one more time.

Joel sits back on his haunches as he grabs your hips and flips you over on your stomach, pulling your butt up slightly as he notched himself at your entrance.

“I think your sweet little pussy is ready for me now darlin. Whatcha think baby? Think she can handle me?” He says with a dark chuckle as he starts to feed you his cock inch by inch. You feel yourself stretch to accommodate his girthy length. Every little bit of his cock sliding along your walls has you quivering. The pace he’s going feels like forever before he hits home and buried his entire length inside you. His cock punches all the air from your lungs, all you can do is fist the sheets beneath you as your mouth drops opens in a quiet scream.

“Fuck she’s squeezing me so tight already honey. Poor baby hasn’t been fucked right, has she? Awe I don’t think she has. Needs daddy’s big cock to stretch her out how she likes huh? Yea she does.” You can hear the smirk in his voice. Your face smashed into the bed, all you can do is nod your head. His filthy mouth has you ready to beg for more. Ready to beg him to fuck you hard. Too see you so pliant and ready to take whatever he gives you has Joel’s eyes rolling back as he pulls out until the tip is left before pushing back in with a quick thrust. He finds his pace with ease, giving you hard, unrelenting thrusts that push you up on the bed as you try your hardest to push back, wanting to fuck yourself back on his cock. But all you can do is lay there and take him. Joel leans down, his chest covering your back as he bites down on your shoulder. You moan loudly as your head lifts off the bed, tilting back. His hands find yours, his fingers interlocking with yours as you continue to grip the sheets. His pace slowed ever so slightly so you feel every thrust, every vein, every inch go in and back out. You swear you might black out from how delicious his cock feels deep inside you. Feeling fuller than you ever have,

“Jj- joooeeeeelllll nngh I-I’m gonna - oh. I-I’m gonna cum daddy fuuuckk oh please don’t stop!” You manage to get out as you move your head to the side, managing a whisper in his ear. Joel moves his face from your shoulder to your face and does his best to kiss you. It’s rather sloppy as you both go to lick into each others mouth, only to barely make it in, getting the sides of each others mouths more.

“Oh good baby good. Give daddy what he wants. Let me feel this sweet fuckin cunt cum all over me. That’s it, that’s fucking it sweet girl oh fuck I can feel her baby I can feel her coming nngh oh.” He moans into your ear as you hit your third orgasm of the night. Your whole body seizes up and you begin to come, your cunt milking his cock for all its worth. Judging by the grunts coming from Joel he’s close too. His thrusts become sloppy before you feel him thrust all the way in and begin pulsing. His thick load coating your walls, you swear you feel him in your womb. He stays inside you for awhile after, resting his head on your back as you both catch your breath and come down from your highs.

He pulls out and moves to lay next to you, helping you to roll on your side. He wraps you up in his blanket before holding you tight to his chest. You bury your face in his chest, taking a deep breath in. His woodsy, musk scent filling your nostrils. Your so spent, sleep finds it’s way to you with ease. The both of you holding onto each other, you eyes finally shut as you drift off to sleep.

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You roll over, trying to find warmth as you start to open your eyes. All too soon it hits you, you slept with the older man you had just met. Joel. You’re still in his bed but he’s gone. Your friends!! The bonfire! You sit up quickly before the memories of what you saw flood back into your consciousness. Fuck Liam and Aaliyah. How dare they betray you like that? You climb out of Joel’s bed and grab a red flannel off the ground and pull it on. The shirt covering what you need it to cover as you button it up a little bit, leaving the top four buttons undone. You decide to go out and find Joel, bring him back to bed. As you walk into the kitchen, you look out the window above the sink and make out the bonfire is still going strong. The clock on the wall reads 3am on the dot. Curious you open the sliding patio door and step outside, wrapping your arms around yourself for warmth. You keep on walking towards the bonfire. As you get closer, it seems like everyone’s gone. Suddenly you notice a robe swishing behind a tree, you decide to follow. Walking into the woods, it doesn’t take long before you find everyone. The sight makes you stop in your tracks. Everyone’s backs are to you, all dressed in white robes with these masks covering the top half of their faces. The bonfire still close enough to give you enough light to notice red. The sleeves and bottoms of the white robes are covered in red and they’re all eating? What looks like red, raw meat in their hands, feasting as if they were animals. You move to go back to the house when your foot hits something and you look down and notice a severed arm. You gasp loudly, putting your hand over your mouth. Jumping back in fright, you hit a solid wall. Turning around, you find Joel.

“What are you doing out here darlin? You aren’t meant to see this. Not right now. Not good for the baby.”

Terrified and absolutely confused by what he meant by that you start to back up.

“I-I Joel please. I-I’m sorry I didn’t know I-“ swinging your head around, everyone has now stopped and are looking your way. An endless sea of blank white masks staring at you. You can see the pile of bodies they were circled around. You make out Liam’s head laying next to a pile of intestines. Human flesh hanging in their hands as they’ve all come to a stop. Your eyes wide in horror as you realize those were your friends. Their bodies laying on the cold hard ground, filleted wide open. Severed body parts scattered about. They were eating them. Actually eating their lifeless bodies.

You turn back to Joel before you trip and fall on your ass. You start to slowly crawl backwards, away from him.

Slowly getting down on his knees before getting into a crawl position, “Now don’t do something stupid honey. It’s okay. I built this community for us. For you. I’ve been waiting for the day my queen came home to me. This is our kingdom to rule.” He says in a low, gravelly voice as he begins to crawl towards you. A terrifying predator coming for his prey. You do your best to crawl backwards while still facing him but he reaches out and grabs your ankle, pulling you toward him.

Thrashing your leg, trying to get out of his hold, your heart beating wildly in your chest.

“Joel please! Let me go! I won’t tell anyone just let me go!” You try to beg, hoping he’ll take mercy on you as you grab onto the leg he has a hold off and try your hardest to yank back out of his grasp.

Joel just smirks at you as he climbs on top of you. His hands grab both of yours and holds them together, pinned to the ground.

“Don’t you see? I did all of this for you baby. I gave you a beautiful home, a community of people who love you. Why can’t you see that? Those others only hurt you, betrayed you. I love you darlin. Always have. I need ya to calm down now honey this is for your own good.” He tells you as you continue to struggle to get out of his grip. He manages to grip both of your hands in one of his as he brings his hand to his mouth. He bites into the fatty part of his hand, drawling blood. He shoves the bleeding hand into your open mouth. The metallic taste hitting your tongue, making you gag.

“Stop it! Stop moving dammit! This is for your own good! You need me! You need my life essence baby! The baby needs it! Take it!” He shouts at you as he continues to shove his hand into your mouth. Unable to get out of his grip or close your mouth, you finally give in and stop moving, letting his blood flood your mouth. Tears stream down your face as you realize you aren’t getting away from this. From him. He’s convinced you’re with child even though it’s only been hours since you’ve had sex. It’s literally impossible for that. Yet he sure thinks so. And on top of that, he’s convinced you belong to him and you need his blood and then there’s the fucking human eating monsters behind you. You aren’t getting out of this alive. Playing along is the only option you have.

“That’s it baby there’s my good girl. I love you darlin. Don’t you love me?” He asks as he removes his hand.

“I love you Joel. I’m so sorry.” You whimper out, only audible enough for him to hear. Joel leans down and captures your bloody lips with his. Kissing you deeply, shoving his tongue inside your mouth. You kiss back, not really having any other choice but to kiss him back.

Joel’s free hand moves down to your cunt, dipping a bloody finger in between your folds, giving you a couple quick rubs on your clit before removing his hand to pull himself out of his pants. His leg nudges your leg to open more as he swipes his cock through your used pussy. After a few swipes, Joel starts to push into you. You’re just wet enough for it to not hurt too bad but it feels so much more intense than last time. The stretch really burns as he continues to push into you. Pinned down on the ground, all you can do is take him. Having been completely occupied by Joel, you had temporarily forgotten about your audience. That’s when you notice a low hum of voices surrounding you. You break the kiss and look to the side and see masked people surrounding you two chanting something in a language you’ve never heard before. Next thing you know, they all get down on their knees, arms extended in front of them, bowing towards you and Joel.

“Eyes on me darlin. It’s okay, you’ll know soon enough what’s happening. It’s a good thing baby. Ffuck oh honey I love you so much. My sweet girl. M-my beautiful Queen, that’s it, take daddy’s cock nngh” Joel tells you as he grunts, bottoming out inside of you again and again.

You can’t help but to grunt as he continues to thrust deep in you. You’re barely able to comprehend anything that’s happened nor the fact you have an audience who also happen to be bowing down and chanting. You are well and throughly screwed.

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A/n: I’ve had this idea for awhile, wrote some of it, had a creative slump and had a visit from the horny monster today and wa- la! I hope y’all enjoy this! I love you all and appreciate all the feedback!♥️♥️

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[albedosarmpit]

Oof after reading your venti cock rant I AM DOWN BAD my size kink is going FERAL. It's not gonna fit tho like that thing can't go inside me,,,,

if you feel like writing for this, can i please request a smut where Venti and his s/o have sex for the first time and his s/o is like "it's not gonna fit" but he ends up fucking them anyways hfksljdkd (preferably gender neutral reader)

yesyesyesyeysyesy i'd love to- i also wrote an actual story before hand??? this is crazy for me, sorry if it doesnt go exactly as you wanted i think i got carried away idk hdoihsoihv also reader is literally a spaceholder im deserate for venti aoichdsoihvoi sorry if it doesnt make sense and sorry for the rushed ending sodichsoihvos

tags: gn reader, morning sex, morning wood, Venti thinks sex is so normal, ameno powers (i dont know how ameno powers work)

Going out with to the pub with Venti was almost always a bad idea. not only was the invite random, you'd think he would invite you out on fridays or weekdays but no, any day of the week was perfect for him, Other than the random invite you always felt bad leaving Diluc to clean after him.

thankfully, today you were able to join him. somehow, this was the drunkest you've seen Venti, his voice loud and irritating as he stumbled around flirting with almost everyone he sees (as a good bard should) causing Diluc to force the two of you to the attic where he left a spare bed just for this occasion because leaving a cute drunken bard in the streets honestly made Diluc loose sleep.

your arm wrapped around Ventis shoulder, helping him up the stares as he yells down to the other patrons about how he needs to go save the world and how the god of wine needed him to leave, the secondhand embarrassment making your cheeks burn as you finally carried him into the room "w-why are you s-so embarrased?" Venti almost yelled as he fell ontop of you landing on the bed, his hand stroking your cheek, his breath smelling of alcohol as he instantly passed out, you hugged him close to you making sure he was on his side as you made him rest his head on your shoulder.

you wake up just laying there, your head pounding, you couldnt tell what the cause was, a hangover or Ventis constant snoring in your ear, you woke up with him pretty much connected with you, a leg over both of yours and a arm over the top of your chest. this would've been find except you could feel it. something rubbing against you through his tights, you tried to pry away but he wouldnt let you, his eyes opened as he moved a hand to your cheek "5 more minutes? pleasee" Ventis breath stunk of alcohol. you tore his arm off of you and sat their waiting for him to notice the main problem.

Venti didnt say anything but moved his hands up to stretch, letting out a groan as he looked down at his own body, his face red "i-i suppose this is the reason you woke up? there a things even a god cant control im afraid" Venti instantly pushed a blanket off of him and pulled his cock out, the 7 inches instantly making your eyes widen. Venti put his hand at the base and slowly jerked himself off from there, driplets of precum already landing on his clothes "After this we can go back to sleep right?" Venti smiled as he said that. he was pure evil.

you began to get aroused looking at it, seeing him slowly shiver as he put his palm on his tip, Venti looked down to your crotch and smiles "Seems you're enjoying yourself as well, care to join?" Venti put his hand out, the same one he was rubbing his tip with, reached for it, feeling his precum in your own hand as you just watched him continue to jerk off, Venti swirled his hand around and instantly you were floating, Ameno energy swirling around you, taking your clothes off "i suppose we should speed things up" Venti looked at his cock, throbbing in his hand "I am getting pretty desperate~"

Venti smiled again as he moved his hand, forcing you forward onto him, his tip against your hole "V-Venti- thats- i-it wont fit" Venti smiled as he began to hold your right hand with his right hand, his left hand going to your thigh, pushing you down so the tip is inside, the precum acting as lube "come onnn, even i've had bigger" Venti winked as he lowered you down causing you to moan "You do know Morax don't you?" Venti laughed as he got slightly frustrated, forcing you down on his cock entirely, filling you up with his cock causing you to instantly finish causing the god to laugh at you as he came inside of you, cum dripping out of your hole and onto his own cock, he sat you there and made sure you stayed ontop of him, if you were to move the bed would be stained beyond saving. Venti yawned as he closed his eyes, hands wrapping around you as you began to drift off to sleep

#venti smut #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin imagines #genshin venti

[arunneronthird]

hi hello!! i'm super interested in getting into midnighter comics, do you have any recommendations for where to get started?? your recs have been so helpful for my comics journey so far, i truly owe you my life 🙏 just read the knight thanks to your suggestion and LOVED it, court of owls is up next

well okay this ask just made my whole day what the hell, this is what i like about comics the most, just sharing and talking about them

anyway, from the top, theres this superhero team in a world without jl, they work for the un and they are called stormwatch!

the first stormwatch comic is stormwatch 1993, i tried to read it and its genuinely awful, BUT some time after it starts, warren ellis takes over and hes genuinely a new type of god and fixes the whole thing but full disclosure i havent read it properly cause the start is so bad

the second stormwatch is stormwatch 1997, also written by ellis (saver of worlds) where midnighter and apollo (do not separate) make their first appearance! its an incredibly solid introduction and it goes from chapter #4 to #6, u can skip the rest, wont lose much context

now we start with the big guns, stormwatch is dismantled and the authority is created, a superhero (antihero) team working outside the law, and it starts with the authority 1999, where midnighter (and apollo do not separate) are finally main characters, i genuinely loved this comic so much SO MUCH

the story continues with the authority 2003, which im currently reading and is not by ellis (patron of writers), so i cannot tell u yet how itll work out but im enjoying it thus far

then (cause i havent read more stuff in between yet) comes midnighter 2007, this one is complicated? the first 10 chapters are extremely fun and enjoyable, basically episodic, mostly written by garth ennis (not quite as godly but pretty nice), then a new guy picks up the series, makes a whole saga with no apollo in it and its terrible so just... just drop it on chapter 10 ill allow it

then the n52 happens and its v confusing and scary

but then we have midnighter 2015, i have good and bad news, the bad news is its a grayson 2014 spinoff so u may be a bit lost on some context but the good news is this comic is REALLY good, its fun, its a finished story, its midnighter learning to be a person and not a killing machine, and its one of my favorite comics as of rn

lastly theres midnighter and apollo 2016 and like... i went to my bookstore to order a physical copy yesterday i am so in love with it, its aesthetically beautiful and the story is insane, basically midnighter goes to hell to save apollo but apollo is already doing a pretty good job cause hes freaking apollo

as a bonus, there are three small stories, the authority: kev, the authority: more kev and the authority: the magnificent kevin all written by ennis about a guy called kevin who actively sucks as a person and how he manages to fuck up everything all the time and piss off midnighter to no end, they are hilarious

as a disclaimer of sorts: midnighters stories, specially the ones by ellis and ennis, are comics for adults in a way batmans arent, batman is dark and sometimes scary, but these comics talk about sex, drug adiction, racism, bigotry and make fun of them, i do bow for them though, they are gritty and pretty edgy but not tasteless

#for reference #ennis is the author of the boys and i genuinely cannot stomach that comic #ellis is one of the few authors i had read before dc and fun fact also my favorite author #he wrote transmetropolitan which i consider the bible #midnighter

[mainprotagonist]

ok ill bite, tell me about your ocs!

YES PERFECT... IVE GOT MANY!!!! You can see all of them on my toyhouse!!! A lot of them are WIP until I get their basics down but theres a lot of them that have icons so at least you can see what they look like

I do fandom ocs but since these stretch from fandom to fandom i wont go all over them but my Big OCs I talk about the most are Kelsey (one piece oc) or Prince (osomatsu san oc).... and i love oc/canon pairs sooo much and the biggest reason I make fandom ocs.... But look out for me making a dungeon meshi oc bc its def gonna happen.

as for my other ocs, I've currently have uhhh (checks hand) 8 'verses' I talk about which is basically just different worlds with different settings and stories that I jump around with working on.. EXPIER, Danger, OI!, Kingdom, Rampage, Red Wire Burn (RWB), V•RSE and Virus.....

I'll put descriptions in a read more so i dont spam up the dash <:)

EXPIER - newest verse of mine where all the characters are some sort of glee performer, drag performer so on so forth. all based on a very specific emotion and I'll give them playlists for songs that fit them. these guys help connect my love for music and ocs. Story follows the whole cast.

Danger, OI! - My oldest verse that I havent worked on in years and obvs needs overhauling and planning but its about people called animal whisperers who can command demons and free them from having no self control that cause them to attack civilians. Follows main character, Bibion.

Kingdom - A verse I work on with my bff milo most of the time and a lot of it wouldnt be possible without him. A world divided into multiple kingdoms: Astral, Angel, Dragon, Lava, Shadow, Spirit, Glacier, Flora n Fauna, Underdwelling and Reef.... All separated by lands considered neutral territory that many live outside of influence of the rulers. Story focuses on the aftermath of a long running war against the Shadow Kingdom rebelling against the others, which had left them devastated and leaving the rest to start anew to deal with their scars and rebuilding what was lost.

Rampage - Follows a train hopping, nonbinary shapeshifting duo named Fyle and Garrett!! Very casual loose verse I also havent worked on in a bit. They are thieves and pick up jobs that involve petty thievery in order to make ends meet.

Red Wire Burn - Usually abbreviated to RWB. Focuses on a vampire run bar and the entertainer that performs there and is given room and board, Desta who is an introverted magician; loves people but needs a lot of alone time, especially after his performances

Seasons - A family of huldrekalls living and surviving in a group or separated depending on the season. Huge plant motifs as they are tree creatures. They help local farmers with their fields and other tasks plus protecting them. Focuses heavily on Melian; the middle child of the family who catches the attention of a half giant by the name of Rexus (belongs to @not-amh). Lore related is that their names are chosen by their significant other as they are born n found no need for a name. Formerly simply known as Huldrekall until he meets Rexus and is given his name.

V•RSE - second oldest verse and arguably the more developed with almost all the ocs having their profile finished.... Its my fictional fashion industry, queer led and many of the workers are LGBT.... Creating clothes for all shapes and sizes regardless of gender; only separating the genres of clothing by the style and size rather than gender. Focuses a lot on Kåre who is the newest worker and learning the ropes of working at V•RSE

Virus - My lil scifi horror verse... An exploration team is sent to an inhabited planet as a means to research the lands. Jason, the teams head researcher, wakens a long dead alien virus, becoming infected and killing the rest of the crew and turning them into almost unrecognizable monsters; the only way to tell theyre the original crew is because of distinct physical features. A team is sent to rescue them or to find what happened to them.

#kevin answering asks #i should make a new answer tag so i dont gotta type a long tag #but w/e!!! thanks for asking!!!! I LOVE INFODUMPIN ABT MY OCS

[haet-sal]

You’re my favorite writer on here so I have to ask🤗. How can I start writing smut’s and other types of genres bc I rlly wanna start writing I just don’t know howww to start ykwim??

OMG OMG TELL ME WHAT PLOTS U HAVE TO MIND!! IF you’re afraid of plagiarism you can just tell me n I wont publish the ask... bc if you don’t want to write smut, you dont have to!! In fact u know like in shows they tastefully skip to the morning after...

I'd love to brainstorm different genres w u!!!!

Honestly I think smut is a good part of stories... like sex scenes on TV... but sometimes sex scenes r annoying, you know?

Maybe a drabble is a good place to start? 🤗🤗 take THE man of your dreams, the man that stars in n your fantasies, and... write your own fantasy down. The first smut I ever wrote was straight up a full fantasy I had in my head, you know? So I had the idea of the points I wanted for it...

For my first smut my main thoughts were just: 1) the nickname y/n calls him, which is v sexy n important, 2) his demeanor (like u want a desperate guy, or a cocky guy, u can build on the dialogue bc for most people dialogue is better to read than descriptions!! 3) the third person joining

So just build on the elements of your fantasy!! Liiiike something you can do it to... ha

Smut really isn't about long descriptions about like. Thrusting and stuff tho... I think adding a lot more dialogue is better than being full animal and describing every dirty thing, like hairy balls or something AAHHA

Anyway I think the one thing you gotta do is BATTLE THE CRINGE. the moment something sounds cringey, DELETE and reword hehehe. You want a *sexy* smut scene and cringe is the opposite of sexy!!

I mean okay if this advice was vague, I guess my main point is you gotta just follow your heart and write the thing in your head, u know like when you think of the guy you’re gonna write about, and you just think "oh he looks mean sometimes, that's a kink" or "hes always so nice, I want to caricature that meekness and make him a borderline sub😫"

And do not write cringey!!! Is my other advice hehe <3333 you got this my lil favenon!!! I would love to run into your work as I scroll thru the tumblr tags one day... never even knowing it was MY anon... 😘

#xwon

[summersareknives]

hiya ess!👋

ur completely correct. fics based on taylor songs are superior theres just a certain... je ne sais quoi about them. chefs kiss.

and yes! cameron from 10 things i hate ab you! get urself a man who learns french for you and settle for nothing less.

fic rec! take a shot of holy water by pinkpalaceapartments (wolfstar dorlene & jily fleabag au)

tay time! sparks fly, style, & all you had to do was stay🌟

chatting time<3

i know. people thinking the trojan horse was real still baffles me especially since theyre in an UPPER LEVEL classics course. like how do you go through uni reading and learning about the trojan war and the fact that its a FICTIONAL POEM and not a historical account & still think its real. i mean i get it. i wish it was real too.

little women 2019 my beloved <3 forever obsessed with timmy as laurie and flo as amy.

and GOD i know americans can be just. so irritating. you can always tell when tourists are american because theyre SO LOUD! and the stonehenge comment? HUH? they baffle me sometimes.

and omg another cat named pixie! i guess all cats named pixie are just. heinous bitches. buts its okay because theyre cute<3

and ty for the percy/pansy fic rec ill add to my tbr <3 excited to read about them.

u know maybe killing remus is for the best. especially if youre marrying sirius i think that itself would do him in anyways.

the incest chronicles are def super long & honestly, the first main installment of the series is kinda bland in comparison to the prequels and sequels which makes it feel inaccessible bc you have to struggle through the first 6 big ass books but i promise its worth it. ive begged my friends to read it but they all refuse bc its just SO long and you know what. fair!

and yes i recommend reading the book first. i watch the movie only so i can stare at ben barnes and go "hey it's sirius" every 2 mins.

drunk procrastinators!! my bff: dont you have a paper due tomorrow? me, half a bottle of wine down & definitely has a paper due tomorrow: no

omg the scene for the quaffle & the snitch??? best believe i Will be reading.

apple turnovers for breakfast sounds so good. now im craving one.

and 4 tubs of butter?? hey i mean the drunk heart wants what it wants.

PLUTO<3 when was younger & learned that pluto was classified as a dwarf planet and not a planet i actually cried. she doesnt deserve that💔

im glad you at least got pizza out that situation. pizza can help ease the pain of any mortifying embarrassment.

and dancing in the kitchen with wine & jazz? so real. thats like, peak humanity.

yes poutine is SO good. i wont take any slander from americans who eat jello salad (to be fair i think they sell that in canada too</3... i really dont think its popular here thank god)

barty as a ravenclaw is so important to me especially when pandora is a ravenclaw too. my fav lil chaos gremlins who are also honorary slytherins❤️

omg a pink car slay. my bff had a baby blue beetle for a while and it was PERFECt well until it literally broke cause it was so old BUT being a passenger princess / dj / gps in a cute car is always the dream.

& ill watch the apprentice! hyde guy and kim kardashian lady are enough for me so i will .

platonic soulmates <3 liv (my best friend) once said she'd drop everything to take me to a mental institution if she had to (SHE DIDNT HAVE TO I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH IT!!! she did mildly threaten me though. with love ofc<3) id die for her but id also live for her.

YES GEOGUESSR! its so addicting and just really fun and educational ig. like. now i know what the rest of the world looks like! yay! & if ur shoelaces were knotted id gladly untie them for u❤️

v sorry to hear about victoria, she doesnt deserve u !!

and the guy who came out as gay? still kinda funny like. he liked me on & off for 5 YEARS only to realize he didnt actually like girls. like was i a part of that realization?? i have so many questions.

apollo & artemis!! i love them so very much. my fav siblings❤️

fancasts! andrew & ben are great, also dont like dane as peter. YOUR JAMES? i love him. very good fancast. atj & reiky are great too but i also love thomas weatherall as malakai from heartbreak high (he oozes james energy and has like. idk how to describe it but a very "james potter" smile - example here)

and omg we have the same evan and barty fancasts. hugh as evan will forever be perfect to me. hes just So Evan. maxence as barty is also just perfect i love him. elle fanning as pandora & lewis as peter>>> also annalise basso as lily. she showed up in an episode of new girl i was watching and i was like "LILY??" i also love beabadoobee as marlene. but TIMMY AS REG. hes PERFECT. no one will ever be more regulus than timmy. love that he is the one fancast everyone can agree on. also movie reg?? WHO IS THAT MAN?? I DONT KNOW HIM!!

and omg a gryffindor!! lucky. i always wanted to be a gryffindor when i was a kid but im a slytherin</3 not complaining tho. i love my fellow snakes.

orpheus and eurydice kill me ON GOD. getting the chance to save the one you love but that very love being your downfall💔💔

a soldier! i think soldier is the rarest one so thats very cool. or maybe its poet idk. i wanted to be a poet so bad but i got king. (aka eldest daughter syndrome) heavy is the head that wears the crown ig.

phone, purse, bingo tickets, notebook & headphones = essentials for sure. i wont be caught DEAD without my headphones (and phone cause i need that for music ofc) because i have to have music in my ears 24/7 or ill die.

an athena kid! theyre the coolest and i always wanted to be an athena kid. whenever i take the quiz i get either hades or athena so thats cool ig. raising the dead could be kinda fun! i already kinda dress like nico di angelo so that works for me im just missing my embodiment-of-sunshine child-of-apollo partner </3

your top 5 albums>>. tay NEVER MISSES!!

and yes soulmates! i read too much to not believe in them fr.

answering qs!

top 5 albums: (in no particular order except no.1)

the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars by bowie FOREVER my number 1. i love that album more than anything in this world.

hs1 by harry styles

am by arctic monkeys

chip chrome and the mono tones by the neighbourhood

electric warrior by t.rex

(honourable mentions because im indecisive and would put these in top 5 if i could: folklore by tay, hozier by hozier, disintegration by the cure, led zeppelin iv by led zeppelin, & the dark side of the moon by pink floyd. (theres my top 10 then ig!!))

2. slytherin! like i said above i wanted to be a gryffindor so bad so i figured out which questions gave u which results and only answered the gryffindor ones (denial is a river in egypt girl....) but i decided i couldnt lie anymore and embraced my slytherin-ness.

3. erudite! ofc i always wanted to be dauntless cause theyre cool and tatted out and wear black but ig i value knowledge and shit more </3

4. this is def morbid but in ancient rome, where slavery was very much present, slaves had to wear collars (like. dog collars. so fucked up) and if a slave ran away, you could hire fugitivarii which were slave hunters. like basically bounty hunters. slaves were a huge part of roman economy and very important so obviously people didnt want them to leave but man its fucked up. anyway!

5. king! like i said before i wanted poet so bad but got king which broke my heart but yeah. i saw someone on tiktok say that kings are poets who are bound to duty . still trying to figure out what my duty is cause its definitely not reading fanfic and sitting on tumblr for several hours.

6. silver! i love gold jewelry sm but im super fucking pale and it looks bad on me so i prefer silver . i do wear gold sometimes but silver goes with any outfit so.

7. this is such a hard question cause i love them both but i think tay. shes just got so much variety for any mood so she wins. lana does too but her vibes are just different so.

8. CRUEL SUMMER VS DONT BLAME ME??? another brutal question ess youre killing me. theyre totally tied in my heart but for the sake of picking i think...im gonna have to go with dont blame me. i think the vibe of love making you crazy just fits me more. cause like yeah ill go crazy. but cruel summer my beloved you will ALWAY BE FAMOUS!!

9. my tears ricochet vs the great war.. AHHHHHH. i think my tears ricochet. i associate the great war with crimson rivers too much that i cant listen to it without losing it.

10. i love candles sm this is so hard. in the winter i love christmas tree/pine scents theyre so nice. but in the summer i have a lilac scented one that i burn and its lovely. but i also have one named after Rome that smells like fresh cut flowers thats so nice too. (rome did Not smell like fresh cut flowers when i visited, quite the opposite actually but i can pretend<3)

11. SLOW WALKERS! im a really fast walker and if people are in my way i get so frustrated. girl move i have places to be!!!!

12. kind of anything makes me laugh. dry humour and sarcasm especially but will laugh at anything especially if its dumb as hell

13. i do! its isabella which is very bland but what can you do.

14. i dont think ive ever heard anyone say hoser over here, maybe its an old person thing. but they do say eh! moreso in eastern canada. i have family over there and a lot of them say it. you dont hear it a lot on the west coast.

qs for u!

fav random marauders headcanons?

fav season?

fav subjects in school?

if u could visit one fictional world which would it be?

do u collect anything?

cardigan vs mirrorball

divergent faction?

if u were a mythological creature what would u be? (like vampire, werewolf, etc)

if u could live in any time period, which one would u pick?

whats your ideal first date?

do u play any sports?

board games vs video games? (or neither lol)

if u like art, whats your fav painting/work of art? or artist?

thats all for now! ill try not to die in the war. might be hard cause my eyesight is horrible and wearing glasses in a war seems impractical & i dont think they had contact lenses back during the wartimes. natural selection i suppose.

-bee

bee bee bee <3333

YES. Chef’s kiss honestly. I’m going to do one of those one day. Just you wait.

Man who learns French for you >>> (imagining james taking his duolingo lessons for Regulus)

A FLEABAG AU ??? WITH WOLFSTAR DORLENE & JILY ???? on god this is perfect already i love u for hitting all the right buttons on this rec.

tay tay -

spark fly - JEGULUS - ‘move like a full on rainstorm’ = regulus . Regulus is a rainstorm , wholly and fully. ‘kiss me on the sidewalk , take away the pain’ = reg’s thoughts , when he’s always in pain and only james can heal him 💔💔💔. ‘something to haunt me when you’re not around’ the sheer memory of regulus would haunt james , just like cathy haunts heathcliff.

style- JILY- this could go for literally so many ships. like wolfstar , jily , anything. I chose jily , simply because i feel that just like the hook , james and lily never go out of style. and also lily would ask him about reg , and he would tell her the whole truth & nothing but the truth. in a muggle au i totally see them as on and off and on and off until they’re finally on again and this time it sticks forever.

all you had to do was stay - JEGULUS - now, it’s probably pretty obvious. but this song to me is reg singing away after james breaks up with him.and him wishing the fact that he loved james would be enough. and feeling like ‘he had me in the palm of his hand’ and being all ‘mf crushed me by making a fist god damn.’

CHATTING <33333

the dumbness of people surprises me sometimes. IT’S A FUCKING POEM DUDE. (i wish it was real too. if it was i think I’d genuinely be like ‘how were they so dumb’ for ages )

TIMMY AND FLO 5EVER

it’s the noise , the accent and the camera for me. it’s genuinely so fucking annoying, why are you destroying such a beautiful place with your fucking flashes and noises ????

pixie is indeed a heinous bitch , and we hate each other but I lover her , really. she a real one for telling it like it is.

(it's actually surprisingly good ! it's one of my new favourite rare pairs along with Blaise/Luna (which I've only read in Isolation & Temptation on the Warfront , but loved anyways !!! ) ( recommend both of those fics btw !!!! I love them vv much !!!)

yes , unfortunately , to marry mr Sirius Black , I shall have to kill remus lupin , because he might die of heartbreak anyways.

u know what , once my mocks are over , I might take a crack at the incest series. they seem interesting , and as long as there's no incest , I'm happy to try it out !

book before the movie 5EVER. (also yes , to me at least , there's something very SIRIUS about ben barnes in dorian grey. that just IS Sirius , yk?)

drunk procrastinators for the win !!!! me , because I handed in my paper 8 minutes before the deadline , but at least I handed it in !!!!

YESSSS I AM VERY EXCITED TO WRITE THAT STORY !!!! I will be on it as soon as doa stops kicking my arse.

apple turnovers are bae - cheap and tasty , all in one <333

No but it was LURPAK. that's the kinda butter the queen (rip bae , I meant the king) would use. and also seven sticks of Toblerone , but that's worth it . Toblerone is also bae . all chocolate is bae.

PLUTO IS FAMILY. NO FAMILY IS LEFT BEHIND . I LOVE PLUTO. I PROTECT HER.

time heals all wounds ?? pswah , nah. PIZZA heals all wounds !!!

it is very much peak humanity. especially because he's taller than me , but I did keep stepping on his toes. don't think he minded too much , but honestly it was such a peaceful evening. like that was THE moment , yk ???

that's it , I shall be finding a food truck and trying poutine. (not jello salad , though. that's a crime against humanity , and whoever made that should be arrested for their crimes)

(Barty and pandora as Ravenclaws slay , but them as Slytherins also SLAY. just slaying all around.)

PINK AND BLUE CARS FOR THE WIN !!!!! lu has a black car , but it has seat warmers , so that kinda makes up for it. and passenger princesses for the win !!!! lu is the driver , and will always be the driver. I shall never learn how to drive , as long as I have him. but sometimes as a joke , I'll leave penny coins as a 'tip'. I think I'm really funny for that.

yes u must. Hyde guy is rlly hiding . like , you'll see what I mean when you see him. when you watch it , do come and tell me how you liked it !!!

platonic soulmates have my HEART. like lu has walked through aa fuckinbg rainfall to bring me a fucking turnover. and he was going to go home too??? like bro , no ???? but he wouldn't come inside , because he was wet and he didn't want to wet the floor too , so I came out and walked back to his house with him. things like that keep my faith in humanity (if he was gone , I think I'd be gone too. he is THE reason.) making me emotional and shit now. (and god damn , 'I'd die for her but also live for her' that's so cute ?? and also I so get that !!!! LIV AND LU FOR THE WIN !!! it's the L names I swear , some spice in them.

I'm actually replying to you after my first game of geoguessr , which I totally flunked , btw. I guessed Wales and the answer was fucking Spain. idk how that happens , but alright. (bro ?? making me blush and shit that's so sweet . I'd buy u an apple turnover :))) )

yes Victoria does not deserve me. I need some nice dude/dudette to do right by me.

nah imagine being someone's reverse realisation ?? like 'I kissed u and then I was gay' like bro u got some sort of power ??/ (and also I agree. very suspicious. I too have questions)

I love Apollo and Artemis too !! (them in rick riordan's books >>>)

Andrew and ben have my heart and soul I just love them a lot. ( dane isn't right , obviously , and lewis is my Peter. he just matches , yk ??) IK I LOVE MY JAMES TOO , HE'S SO PRETTY AND HE'S SO JAMES HONESTLY . (dw I don't comment that , I would never disturb him with that) atj is good for edits , as is reiky sometimes !! (sometimes people use him as desi James though , which - he's not. so I do wish they'd stop , or just say 'Somali James' !) and the smile ??/ on god , that's so jamessss. ( which brings me back to ben barnes. it's something about the way he smiles. very sirius.)

Hugh is honestly winning I love him. maxence too , but Hugh is just EVAN. (to me , at least.) and I so agree , Elle & Lewis >> . love them. TIMMY TIM AS REGGIE REG. LOVE HIM A LOT. MY FAVOURITE. (also movie reg ?? I think not.)

YES GRYFFINDOR. IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BRAVERY AND I LOVE LIONS. jk , but I love the marauders and the trio , so I'm glad to be a Gryffindor. and as u should , your fellow snakes are amazing ( most of them)

ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE !!! ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE !! LOVE BEING YOUR DOWFALL!! YOUR TRAGIC FLAW !! if u must die , let love be the reason why.

at least soldier is rare. I would've rather been the king , because I want to rule shit , not die on the battlefield. (I think every king on my fyp wanted to be a poet. literally every one. so u are one with the masses.)

MUSIC IN MY HEAD 24/7 OR I'LL DIE . so real of u , I'm listening to work song rn, and humming along with it.

Athena kids are awesome , wise n shit. as are hades kids , u guys could raise the dead. I'm going to make lu do the quiz , because he has the blonde hair n the blue eyes , so Apollo kid right there , isn't it?? let's see what he gets !!!

TAY NEVER MISSES !!! TAY IS A GODESSS !!!!!!

reviewing your q's.

ur top five albums are STELLAR. bowie on top as he should be , love him so much . HS1 altered my brain chemicals , but AMMMMMMMMM AMMMMMM . am has changed the course of my life , istg. (knee socks came up on my playlist literally right now. and lu is literally wearing his blue Lacoste top , too . this is freaky.) I've not actually heard the rest , so I gotta give them a listen. (and yes folklore and hozier >>>>> love them so so much they're so dear to me .)

SLYTHERIN SLYTHERIN. SSSSSS AND THAT. (that is also what I did , but I actually got Gryffindor , so to everyone , I am a Gryffindor. and I am one.)

ERUDITE YESSSSS. miss bee smartypants. man that's some barbaric shit , honestly.

kings that sit on Tumblr for several hours and read fic are the only ones that should exist. u are a king.

I LOVER SILVER JEWELLERY TOO. I'm wearing both atm , so it might not make sense , but I have gold and silver (prefer gold because expensive and I like expensive things. jk , if someone I love gave me silver , or even PAPER jewellery , I'd keep it forever. still have Lu's pasta necklace from when we were in year 2.)

tay does win. for me too. she just has that range , you know ??? (Lana is still mothering tho. love her.)

I am killing u . u r dead. CRUEL SUMMER FITS ME MORE !!!! I'LL TAKE CS , U TAKE DBM , AND IT'S ALL FAIR!!!

the Great War with cr ??? now I'm scared to read it ?? (my tears ricochet is my favourite song ever. like ever ever , so I agree with this opinion. I love the Great War too , though.)

lilac candles sound so nice oh my god ??? my favourite scent is the fresh cut roses one , I just rlly love that smell. (it smelt like piss , didn't it ?? just tell me now .)

slow walkers fuckin suck . my pet peeve is year sevens. always blocking the halls , the little bitches. (bless their souls , but goddamn , talk to your friends later , u silly.)

ahh Isabella . classic, I myself , have two middle names , and my mum picked one , and my dad picked the other, it's some flowery shit I swear. especially because they're from different countries , so yk. ah damn I was hoping u would be saying hoser. at least u say eh .

question time !!! -

hmmm. hmmm. I think it's gotta be that remus sat in that carriage on the way to Hogwarts in pot because the marauders always used to sit there , and to sit somewhere else would be blasphemy. also that for a second when he saw that harry had fainted , he thought it was James. heart broke.

winter. I'm a winter baby , and xmas is in winter , so it wins all around.

chemistry ! it slaps my arse , but I prefer it over the other two subjects.

Hogwarts !!! I want a magical wand too !!!

YES. I COLLECT FIFTY PENCE COINS , AND SOMETIMES THEY DON'T HAVE THE USUAL BACK , THEY HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I HAVE AT LEAST 30£ OF THEM. three of them are from lu , because he knows to give them to me. I will attach a picture of them to my next ask. (I have a Florence nightingale 2£ coin too)

CARDIGAN !!! sorry but stars around my scars > trapeze.

erudite !! just like u. makes sense because I strive for academic validation all the time. going to a grammar school really changed me dude, really really did.

I'm going to go for unicorn. because they're pretty and they can grant wishes n I love them. (sorry remus I love u too.)

if racism n sexism didn't exist , then probably the fifties. I love them , the vibe is really cool. the style , too. my second choice is the roman era , because again , that era seems special ! (and obvious as greek kids , we gotta say greek era. just need to experience it for myself , yk???)

MY IDEAL FIRST DATE !!! pick me up at my door in a nice suit/dress and give me flowers (my fave ones ) , drive me to the restaurant (French or Italian pls) and then the cinema. we watch the movie , then we go to the bookshop , and they say 'buy anything. anything' and then on the way home , they park their car , and we go on a walk and talk about life , for ages and ages , and then we buy stuff from the bakery (they know I like apple turnovers) and then kiss under the stars. if someone does this for me , I'll marry them

no unfortunately. I tried out for netball in year seven , got rejected , took it as a personal attack , and therefore just watch lu play his hockey and football from the stands. that's the extent of my sportsmanship.

BOARD GAMES. Friday is actually board game night for me and lu. busting out the monopoly board means we r no longer best friends for some time. we r enemies.

I do love art !! actually going to the Tate modern on Saturday with lu !! my favourite piece of art is 'cafe terrace at night' . I love it so much it's so special to me I love it. can imagine walking there , hand in hand with my date I love it. (might go there for my grad trip. maybe.

q's for u -

ur ideal first date ?

rep vs lover ?

hozier vs am?

do u play sports ? (pls tell me u play hockey )

favourite board game ?

take me to church vs work song ?

fave season ?

fave food ?

fave marauder hc ?

one ship u hate (hp) ?

your patronus ?

your favourite piece of art ?

ginny or luna ?

favourite restaurant ?

favourite beverage ?

[ beeeeee don't be too long I will miss u too much. I love u. (also glasses?? same ). be safe , king.]

#ess waters a plant #bee <33 #ess's marauders x ts crossover

[chlodyssey]

sorry, been quiet on here lately but I wont let this get like my other projects and just abandon it as soon as i start.

A few things have happened since i last posted: My partners moved to germany for their year abroad, ive missed a fair bit of uni, and ive got my first trans related medication!

I miss my partner so much. I knew i was gonna, but its so much worse than i thought itd be? we text loads and call as much as we can but....just having them around? just having their presence nearby - not even talking just existing together? i miss that so much more than i can express. and thoughts or fears or ideas that i could just throw out to them, its so much harder to do when we're not just lieing there together.

My first trans medication as well!! Its begins with a v and i cant remember exactly what its called....but it supposedly slows/ stops facial hair growth! Which is really nice because thats my main dysphoria pain atm - as well as physical pain cos i have to shave like, everyday to not have stubble, but my skin is decidedly not a fan of that. I also got some more makeup today with the money i saved last month, so gonna try and experiment more with that as well!!

Am feeling really positive gender/ transition wise atm, except for coming out to people. Im okay with work, im sure the people with be nice and i can deal with the public when they crop up, but its just the faff + finding the best way to do it. And parents are parents - i really dont know how theyll react, it feels like it just depends on the day. The main one atm if the clubs i go to, cos although they call me Chloe, none of them know my deadname and i wear a padded bra they still he/him me? which i understand cos i cant wear makeup while combat training - but it really does suck cos i love what im doing atm?

Am thinking of sending a message to the person who runs the local ludosports telling them "hey, could you refer to me like this" and asking when might be the best time to say so at the club - but its just building up the courage to.

sorry for quite a long post, i do promise ill update you properly from now on.

chlo

ps. i got a letter from a friend today and they called me a "beautiful woman" and...i just teared up - there are times i wonder when im trans, but then someonell do something like and itll be like the sun emerging from clouds you didnt know where there :)

#trans #diary #update

[cyborg-franky]

Heyyo Franky!! I would love the spicy NSFW alphabet for Buggy and maybe one for Smoker, he needs love too

SORRY THIS TOOK A MINUTE MY LOVE

N/SFW Headcannon

A - Alone time Someone who desperately needs to jerk it more but either doesn't think about it or have the time.

B - Bondage Smoke tendrils anyone?

C - Crying Theres a time and a place to let out those sorts of emotions and it's not in the bedroom.

D - Dominance Incredibly dominant, his entire personalty is just very dom and people don't mess with him. He's a good dom in bed though, he knows what limits to test and to respect. His dominance is more 'commanding' and 'authoritative'

E - Extra info His after care is on point. He also is good at working out knots and aches. Enjoys gross misuse of devil powers.

F - Food play

G - Group sex No, he doesn't like to share

H - Humiliation He wants respect and he doesn't think humiliating his partners/subs is the way to go about it. He wants them to put their lives 100% in his hands and he'd be worried about pushing them too much.

I - Impact play That large firm hand slapping your ass if you misbehave..

J - Jelly If needed, he's pretty good at making you a mess with your own fluids before hand though.

K - Kissing Not much of a kisser, will kiss your forehead and tell you that you did a good job.

L - Lighting He doesn't mind, he just likes to be able to see his partner, it's up to them.

M - Masochism Pretty much same as humiliation section.

N - Not yet He's a master at being able to keep you on the edge until you have the best damn climax of your fucking life

O - Outdoor sex Not a fan

P - Photography He has some pictures of his partners/subs but they are well hidden and he is very respectful with asking for pictures, and deletes them the moment a relationship ends.

Q - Quiet please He wont make alot of sound but you sure will, sometimes behind a ball gag.

R - Routine He has a set routine in 'warming up' him and his partner. Includes communication, foreplay and then the main event, aftercare and a cuddle after.

S - Sleepy sex Not really the type.

T - Top or bottom Top

U - Underwear Standard issue boxers, though sometimes he treats himself to silk ones.

V - Voyeurism It's a vert private affair. He likes to watch his partner being fucked by his smoke tendrils though, or fucking themselves open with a toy for him.

W - Water

X - X-dressing

Y - Yes, Master 'sir' 'commander'

Z - Zones Run your hands along his shoulders and down his back, trust me.

#one piece smoker x reader #one piece x reader #one piece reader insert #one piece x you #n/sfw #n/sfw headcannons #n/sfw one piece #smoker #smoker one piece #smoker x reader #smoker x you #n/sfw headcannon

[notepadsandtealeaves]

The Volleybaes in: “I refuse to let you talk about yourself like that!”

Reader Requests || Immy’s 200 Follower Event 🎊 🎉 🎊

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↠ Prompt: “I refuse to let you talk about yourself like that!” ↠ Characters: Asahi A. | T. Aone | T. Yamaguchi

Self-depreciation? Yeah—we don’t do that here.

↠ In which you refuse to entertain these boys’ nonsense.

↠ Tho these are from the H/C list, I didn’t go too heavy on the H bit because 1. I just wrote a super angst-y piece and now I need peace, and 2. all of these boys are my babies and I cannot bear to hurt them too badly lol.

↠ I also took some liberties with the prompt sentence as is my wont; still kept the general feel, but I did switch it up a bit so that the dialogue flows better.

↠ Requested By: @kitsu-writes ((for my 200 Follower Event)) ↠ Reader Gender: Neutral ↠ Content Type: SFW H/C vibes ((but this is still an 18+ blog, so minors can kick rocks over to my ao3 lol)) ↠ Chronology: Post time skip. ↠ CW for small bouts of self-doubt/self-deprecation on the boy’s part in Asahi and Aone’s sections. It’s nothing too deep, but there all the same. Also there’s like one suggestive line in Aone’s section, but again it’s nothing to write home about. ↠ CW for lots and lots of tears in Yams’ section. Baby boy’s p. upset and it shows ;n; Don’t worry tho, you love up on him until he’s feeling better. ↠ Assumed Reader Traits: Reader is shorter than Asahi (he’s 6’3”). So sorry to all the tall kings, queens, and royals in between out there, but it had to be this way because of ✨ ~ plot ~ ✨ (also know that my 5’6” self is v. jelly of your height lol). ↠ Betas? Pssh. Who needs ‘em? ((Me. I do. That much is obvious lmao.)) ↠ Total WC: 4.3k~

Sorry for the wait, my dearest requester. Yams’s section took me forever to write—okay, so I’m being dramatic, it was just a few days, but still lol. Also, why is it that the fills that give me the most grief always turn out to be the longest of the lot?? His is like 700+ words longer than the other boys, smh…

Asahi Azumane

An Ode to Scarves, Scars, and Who We Now Are || WC: ~1.3k

With the changing of the seasons comes the rotation of your wardrobe. Though a part of you is sad to say goodbye to all of the bold colors and fun prints of the summer, you’d be lying if you said that you weren’t ready for a break from the heat.

I might be a little too ready, you silently admit as you sift through the tote that holds your sweaters. Though the local meteorologists have assured the whole of the region that the weather won’t be breaking for a couple of weeks yet you don’t really care (even though practicality tells you that really, really should). But who knows—maybe you’ll actually be able to manifest the cooler temperatures through sheer want and will. And if not… Well, at least everything will be well within reach once autumn finally does settle in.

With the bulk of your clothes sorted, you turn your attention towards accessories. You know that you have a bunch of scarves around here somewhere, but you can’t remember where you stored them. Thinking back on it, you distinctly remember tossing them all into a box only to have them dumped back out and folded properly by your darling lover.

You’d felt kinda bad as you watched Asahi meticulously straighten out the various knits and materials, securing them into neat little squares or rolls before putting them away with care, but he had insisted—“I don’t mind sweetie, honest. Besides seeing all this nice fabric all smooshed up like that does something to the designer in me.”

You had stretched out across the foot of your bed like a lazing cat and kept him company while he worked, figuring it was the very least you could do. Once he’d gotten done he replaced the lid, and after labeling it, took it into the closet where…

Goddammit.

You stare up at the shelf that he’d slid the box onto so easily with his excessive height with narrowed eyes. The thing’s only just visible with you being able to make out the top, and even that’s only really possible because of its startlingly bright color. Knowing that you won’t be able to reach it without some external aid you pull out the stool that was gifted to you for just such an instance.

Kageyama, in all his unyielding pragmatism, had insisted that the height disparity between Asahi and yourself would see you needing the thing sooner or later, and he was certainly right. Your man doesn’t make a habit out of putting items that you regularly use out of your reach, but whenever it does happen you’re always grateful for the odd housewarming gift.

Unfortunately, even with the aid of the stool your fingers are just barely able to brush against the edge of the box’s lid. You brace yourself more fully against the shelf, and after making sure that your grip is secure, you rise up onto your tiptoes. The added boost of height ends up being all but negligible—in fact it only serves to make things worse as your scrambling grab actually pushes the thing further back and completely out of your reach.

You growl out your frustration, a stream of curses falling from your lips as you continue to strain yourself in vain. “Goddamn my stupid goddamn height,” you grit out as you finally accept your defeat with slumped shoulders.

A deep, rolling laugh sounds from behind you and you find yourself glaring over at its source. For his part Asahi isn’t at all cowed by your fierce look, in fact the impish tilt of his lips says that he finds you—and the whole of the situation, really—adorable.

“How long have you been watching me struggle?” you ask as you examine your fingertips. The dust that lightly coats their pads is the only thing you’ve managed to get off of the shelf and you wipe it away with a pout.

“Not long,” he promises. He crosses over to you then, his hulking frame easily boxing you in against the shelving in front of you. With one hand braced against your hip and the other reaching over your heads, he retrieves the box with an overly casual effortlessness as he says, “Here, let me get that for you.”

His breath ghosts over the shell of your ear as he speaks, and the feel of it leaves you shivering a bit despite its warmth. The feel of his solid frame pressed up against you is Doing Things to you, and the chuckle that reverberates through his chest and into your back tells you that he knows exactly what said things are—the big, fucking tease.

Ignoring the butterflies that have taken up residency in your tummy, you compose yourself as best you can, accepting the box with a word of thanks that’s waved away.

“It’s what I’m here for, love. All this height’s gotta be good for something, yeah?”

Though you know he’s joking you still find yourself frowning a bit. You remember a time when such words were spoken as his truth, and you don’t like the idea of him falling back into the habit for any reason. Placing the box on another self (of reasonable height, thank you), you turn so that you’re facing him. Standing on the stool allows you to cradle his head as you gaze down into those big, pretty eyes of his. It’s the reversal of your usual roles, and being the taller one for once gives you a better understanding of Asahi’s obsession with this particular position.

He just looks so… precious like this, so soft and sweet. Every fiber of your being screams at you to love on him and protect him at all possible costs, from anything and everything that would do him harm—including his own self-depreciating humor.

“Nuh-un, no sir—we don’t do that here,” you tell him with a firm shake of your head. “I don’t care if you are joking, I refuse to let you talk about yourself like that.”

Asahi’s face scrunches up into a confused pout before dawning strikes. His expression softens into something gooey as he pulls you closer, his arms securing themselves around your waist, before burying his face against your chest and breathing out your name.

“You really are the sweetest thing in the world, you know that, right?” You can feel his lips quirking up into a grin even through the material of your shirt, and when he pulls away to look at you again you can almost swear that your heart legit skips a beat. With a smile as bright as the morning sun for which he’s named and an aura that’s just as warm, it’s a wonder that you don’t melt right here in his arms.

God, he really is too cute for anyone’s good, especially my own. Aloud, “Please, as if you’re not the absolute sweetest man I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. To be honest, you’re way closer to perfection than any one person has a right to be. It’s kinda rude, frankly, like… Leave something for the rest of us.”

He snorts a laugh at that, and while you do join in you’re just as quick to insist that you mean it all. “I really do adore you,” you remind him, “and there’s not a single thing I’d change about you—well, except for maybe how much you like to tease me.”

“Whatever, you love it.” He presses the word into your skin with a cuddling of lips against your palm.

You roll your eyes at this even as your thumbs stroke over the subtle blush that dusts his cheeks. “Well, you’re not wrong…”

A/n: I just really want to smoosh Asa’s cute lil cheeks—it’s what we both deserve, honestly…

Takanobu Aone

A Well Dressed Man || WC: 1.1k~

“Nobu?”

“Mm?”

“You’re staring.”

“Mm.”

“You’ve been standing in front of the mirror for at least five minutes now.”

“…Mm.”

To anyone else the conversation would seem unproductive to the point of being useless at best, extremely frustrating at worse, but you’ve long since learned how to speak Takanobu Aone fluently. He’s always been a man of few words, but his reticent disposition only serves to add weight to whatever it is he does decide to say. But even when he reduces his lexicon to monosyllabic sounds there’s more than enough there for you personally to decipher. Everything—from the tilt of his lips, to the crinkle of his eyes, to the least little change in inflection—has a distinct meaning.

This is why you know that he’s less than pleased with the view the mirror provides. You can hear it the slight way he hesitates, can see it in the way that the already hard set line of his mouth pulls down just that little bit more and in the deepened furrow between his eyes. The changes are minuscule, almost being impossible to differentiate from his natural resting face, really, but you’ve spent far too many hours cataloging every little divot and plane of him with eyes and fingers both to not notice the difference.

What you don’t understand, however, is the why of it all.

He looks beyond handsome in his suit—a deep slate gray number paired with a paler gray button down and monochromatic accessories—filling it out beautifully with a body honed by years of hard work, gym dates, and volleyball. Even though his days of organized sports are behind him, he still likes to keep in shape so that he doesn’t have to worry about bringing his teammates down whenever he’s able to indulge again, and it certainly shows.

You give in to the urge to trail an appreciative hand over the length of his arm, playfully squeezing at the impressive bulge that is his bicep as you go, before tangling your fingers together in a well-practiced move. Pulling him in close, you press a kiss to the corner of his jaw before saying, “You know you look good, right?”

Aone eyes your reflection and you give him a wink just to see his already budding blush intensify. And he doesn’t disappoint, with the rosedust that coats his cheeks deepening into something ruddier as he drops his eyes down and away.

“I’m serious, babe,” you insist, “you look fantastic. You’ve been staring yourself down all this time, you gotta know…”

For his part your man just huffs—a short, dismissive sound that leaves you frowning—as he refuses to meet either of your gazes in the mirror.

“I look… ridiculous,” he finally mutters after a few long moments.

It’s like someone snatches the needle off of the record that is your brain.

He thinks he looks what? The pair of you might be looking at the same man, but clearly your perceptions aren’t matching up and that just won’t do.

“Hey now, none of that. Nobu—Takanobu Aone, look at me.”

The drawn out hum is as close as he ever gets to whining, and cute though it may be, the self-depreciation that drives it is decidedly not. Honestly you have no idea where this is coming from all of a sudden, but you do know that you don’t like it.

Aside from being aware of how others tend to perceive him and taking care to not cause anyone needless distress, Aone’s never been overly concerned with his looks one way or another. He’s told you time and again that the only person whose opinion matters to him in that regard is yours—“And so long as you like what you see, I’m a happy man.”

Of course this isn’t to say that he’s placing the burden of his self-worth on your shoulders, but rather that he’s grounded enough in himself that he doesn’t have to worry about the irrelevant opinions of others. But still, he’s just a man at the end of the day, and bouts of insecurity are normal—though that doesn’t mean you’re gonna let this slide.

Once you finally get him to look at you again you direct his gaze back towards the mirror. With some gentle urging he straightens up to his full height, shoulders back and head held high. A wayward beam of sun snakes it way through a gap in the curtains, the pastel light of a slowly setting sun cutting across his face to diffuse the dusk of his irises into something more akin to clover honey. The effect only adds to his already devastating beauty, and god, you cannot for the life of you understand how he can’t always see just how handsome he is.

You slot yourself in against him, one arm coiled around his back, the other braced against the space right over his heart; it’s familiar pose that sees him wrapping an arm around your shoulders to pull you in tight. You allow all of the adoration and appreciation that you feel for him to pour out through your eyes as you rake them shamelessly over his reflected form, from the pale halo of his hair down to his feet and back again, wanting to embolden him even as you take your visual fill of him.

“Firstly, I refuse to let you talk about the man I absolutely adore like that, especially when he’s looking this damn good, like… Sir. I definitely need to get you into a suit more often.”

And then quickly out of it because holy shit… Though you leave that particular thought behind your teeth you’re fairly certain that something in your expression ends up telling off on you anyway, if the new wave of redness that stains his cheeks is anything to go by.

“And secondly– Okay, so, there actually isn’t another point that needs to be made right now, but any time’s a good time to remind you just how much I love you, sooo—I love, Takanobu. So very, very much.”

Aone murmurs your name around a smile that’s quickly hidden away when he ducks his head down to place a kiss against your temple. He lingers for a long moment, just breathing you in, before he finally pulls away with a sigh. He regards the pair of you with thoughtful eyes before nodding.

“We do make for a pretty cute couple, huh?”

“Oh, the absolute cutest,” you agree with a nod. “Now come on, we need to get going if we don’t want to be late past the point of being fashionable—though with ‘fits like these I’m not entirely sure that’s actually possible.”

A/n: If your name is Aone, and you’re really handsome, come on raise your haaand~! Oh, to be Aone’s cute lil s/o, going to some nondescript high class function in complimentary outfits…

Tadashi Yamaguchi

By Your Side (Until the End of Time) || WC: ~2k

The last thing you expect to hear when you enter your shared bedroom is the sound of watery sniffles.

When he doesn’t greet you at the door with his usual flurry of hugs, kisses, and questions about your day, you assume that Tadashi is either out at the gym with Tsukki or down for a nap. The former option is discarded once you find his gym bag and shoes still tucked away in your tiny hall closet, and so you move through the apartment on light feet so as not to wake him. He rarely ever takes naps if for no other reason than the absolute havoc that they wreak on his already tenuous sleep schedule, but given how hard he’s been working these past few weeks you certainly cannot say that he doesn’t deserve one.

It had been your plan to change into something more comfortable before making a hybrid of your favorite meals to celebrate surviving another week, but now…

You say his name on an exhale, sorrow and anxiousness both twisting around in your gut like a pair of unruly serpents, as you cross over to where he’s curled up on the bed. It’s clear from his lack of reaction that he wasn’t able to hear you over the sound of his own choked breaths, but the minute your weight settles onto the mattress it’s like somebody flips a switch.

Clearly the last thing Tadashi wants is for you to see him like this. The minute he registers your presence he turns into a humanoid hurricane, tossing blankets and tissues around in an effort to conceal his breakdown from you. It takes the better part of the next couple of minutes for you to get him to stop freaking out and then another five—as well as a lot of cuddles and head scratches—for him to actually tell you what it is that has him so upset.

Apparently all of the double shifts and added overtime were all taken on in hopes of securing a promotion. Though the higher-ups had assured him that he was a shoe-in, they also made it very clear that he could be easily usurped if he “ –didn’t put in the work.” Corporate-typical bullshit, naturally, but that’s the world you live in. Tadashi had gone through the motions, taking on projects that were far above his pay grade and logging more hours than what was probably legal, only for it to come to nothing in the end.

“They gave it to Ono,” he spits out the man’s name as if its temporary residence in his mouth is an offense in itself, “even though he didn’t do shit. What makes it even worse is that he didn’t even try to take credit for anything! Not that he has too, I guess. He’s marrying into the family—the regional manager’s daughter, in fact, and Mister Hara has to ‘secure her future’ or whatever.”

You’ve been mostly quiet so far, just keeping him close and letting him vent, and up until now your plan has been proving to be successful. Talking it out allowed Tada to self-soothe, with the worse of his frustrations and anger being somewhat alleviated by having someone who’s firmly on his side lending him an ear.

Though his emotions have ebbed and flowed throughout his retelling, they had been steadily stabilizing right up until he spoke that last sentence. You have no idea what it is about the statement that’s left him quaking in your arms once more, and your questions net you little more than jerky little shakes of his head.

“Tadashi,” you start, your hands gently cradling his head as you force him to meet your stare.

Watching the way his eyes leak like cracked levees, the tears cascading down his cheeks in a near constant stream to collect against your palms and drip down your wrists… it breaks something in you. You have to bite down hard on your own emotions before you fall headfirst into a grief that you don’t fully understand. Falling apart now won’t do either of you any good, this you know, and so you quickly center yourself with a deep breath before trying again.

“Tadashi, baby, please—please just tell me what’s wrong. Tell me how to help, how-how to fix this– You know how much I hate seeing you hurt like this…”

Your pleads have the exact opposite effect, though you probably should’ve seen that coming since when he gets like this his anxiety has tendency to feed off of your own. The potential to get caught up in a loop of negative feedback is always there, but you’ve both managed to get a handle on things over the years. As a result it’s been a long, long time since you’ve seen your man this upset and honestly it’s a view that you could’ve gone the rest of your life without revisiting.

Once it becomes obvious that your words are falling on sorrow-deafened ears you give up on trying to understand the situation for now and instead help him to work through it. Tender hands and loving reminders are all that you can offer him, and nearly more than what he’s willing to accept at first, but eventually he leans into your ministrations before settling himself again. The pair of you exist in the hush for a long while after, both too afraid of what will happen if you dare to breech it too soon.

Your hands occupy themselves with carding through his hair—the crop of it far shorter than the floppy mop he rocked from your earliest years right up until college graduation. The length was just another thing he sacrificed when he entered the working world in an effort to make himself more marketable to people who would never appreciate that which was simply expected. Though you certainly miss his longer locks, there’s more than enough there for you to play with and the motions are soothing to you both.

Eventually Tadashi’s breathing evens out and deepens. With his face buried against your stomach you cannot tell if he’s actually asleep or just on the verge of it, but you get your answer when he speaks again.

“I’m a dumbass,” he says, a bitter laugh punctuating the sentence.

You lightly bop him on the head for that one. “No you’re not, and you’d better not say it again. I refuse to let you talk about yourself like that—it’s illegal.” He snorts at that and earns another head bop for his troubles.

“If anyone’s the dumbass, it’s your boss,” you continue on. “I’ve heard you complain about Ono enough times to know he won’t last a month in that position—hell, the company as a whole may take a hit if he’s even half as much of a jack-off as you say. If Hara really wanted to secure his daughter’s future he should’ve talked her out of marrying such an incompetent jackass, but the whole family’s got shitty taste, I guess. Couldn’t be me, I’ll tell you that much. I like my men to be as brilliant as they are beautiful.”

With the side of his face smooshed against you, you’re able to land a decent boop on his nose, giggling and cooing at the way his face scrunches up at the  brief bit of contact like a bunny. When you call him as such he nips at the fingers that are still tapping at his face before capturing the offending hand with his own and pressing a kiss into its palm. He raises his head to look at you then, a little smile gracing his face. The sentiment is soft and no small bit shaky, but there all the same, and only growing larger when you return it.

He reaches for you then, quickly crawling up and wrapping himself around you when you open your arms to him. He brushes his lips against your temple before resting his cheek against yours, and the tacky feelings of his half-dried tears is a bitter reminder of just how unfair the universe can be.

You press kiss after kiss along the salty tracks in an attempt to replace the pain with something sweeter. When you inevitably reach his lips Tadashi holds you in place with a hand against you jaw in a motion that’s desperate, but not demanding. It’s clear that he just wants to keep you close, to revel in this gentle intimacy for a little bit longer. When he does finally pull away he doesn’t go far, choosing instead to brace his forehead against yours as he lets out a little sigh.

“Thank you, baby, I… gods, I don’t know what I would do without you.”

Your lips quirk up into a little smile as you promise him that he’ll never have to find out.

|| Bonus

“I’m sorry, Yamaguchi, you’re a good worker—one of the best we have, in fact—but I have to help secure my daughter’s future in any way I can. I’m sure you understand, and if not one day you will, when you have a child of your own.”

The brief conversation, if one can actually call it as much in good conscious, replays itself for the umpteenth time since sleep has deprived Tadashi of your company. He knows that entertaining the loop isn’t doing him any good, but there doesn’t seem to be much else for it. At least he’s past the point of oscillating between wanting to punch something and bawling his eyes out, having now found himself firmly in a place of nearly detached rumination.

Oddly enough once he found out the company that his longtime friend would be working at was family owned, Tsukki had warned him about the high potential of just such a snub happening. He had waved off the blond’s words at the time, writing it off to Kei’s naturally pragmatic disposition—“No, it’s cynicism, pure and simple”, the man would insist—but now…

He finds himself sneering at his boss’s words. As if Tadashi doesn’t have a future of his own to secure, as if he doesn’t have plans for a life with you—ones where you share a surname and taxes and everything else that comes with tethering your lives together in a more official capacity, from the wondrous to the beautifully domestic and pleasantly mundane.

He has always wanted to give you the whole of the world, but knowing that isn’t entirely possible (more’s the pity), he’s settled for giving you the best of what he can offer. That’s why he pushed himself so hard to be brave back in elementary school, why he took on AP class after AP class in high school, why he padded his resume with every club and volunteer program that his already packed schedule would allow for all through college. He’s done everything that he can to give himself the best shot at giving you the life that you deserve, but hard work and dedication means little in a world ran by men like Gen Hara.

The train of thought sees his mind drifting to the little velvet box that lay hidden in a larger, more nondescript box that’s tucked away in a rarely used corner of your closet.

He’d once heard it said that there is never an exact perfect time to ask someone to marry you, a thing that the universe seems determined to prove true with him as Exhibit A. Still, even with his carefully constructed plan laying shattered around him and a future that’s not so certain as it had been just twelve hours ago ahead of you both, he can’t help but to feel hopeful.

There may not be an exact right moment, true, but there is an exact right person and they’re right here beside him–

Where they always are and always will be—until death do us part.

A/n: Mmm—I love the smell of background ‘childhood friends to lovers’ trope in the morning lmao.

© notepadsandtealeaves, 2021 || Please do not repost, translate, or otherwise alter or distribute my works without my express permission. And for the love of god keep it away from Youtube and TikTok lol…

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[taki118]

Go Watch the Venture Brothers

So just heard the complete and utter Bullshit news that Adult Swim has cancelled one of (if not the best shows) they have the Venture Bros. This series is one of those shows that for WHATEVER reason never got to the level of fandom Rick and Morty has even though they’ve been at the genre parody game longer and in my opinion better. 

The series is about Rusty Venture former boy adventurer and failing super scientist who in an attempt to keep his head above water in debt goes around with his two boys Hank and Dean, and bodyguard Brock on misadventues while various legal archnemisis go after him, such as the Monarch. 

So if you never watched or never heard of this 7 season series let me give you a break down on why you should, 

1) Art Style & Animation

Venture bros is one of those rare Adult aimed animated series that that really truly tries to utilize their medium to the best of their abilities. Season 1 had like such a small budget and corners had to be cut so it can be a little hard to watch at times. 

But with each passing season they get a little better, a little more fluid, go just a little harder and it truly feels rewarding to watch. Like seeing an artist you follow online improve over the years. Like they COULD have stayed with the choppy and stiff animation from season 1 it fit right in with its fellow adult animated shows but it didn’t. They strove for quality to have something that matched the story they were telling.

2) The Writing 

Venture Bros has some of the tightest and consistently great writing of ANY serialized show I’ve seen, adult, animated or other wise. Wanna know why? Cause it’s all done by TWO people (save for like one ep each season where one other person is allowed to touch their baby). Yeah TWO people and they work their asses off every season to interject, humor, refrences, parody, plot and character development in equal measure. 

3) Character Development

Um yes in case you were wondering that’s right an adult animated show has CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT  that holds as the series goes on. Not to give spoilers but characters will go through changes in alignment, relationships will develop and change, some characters will go through negative arcs where they are straight up unbareable for a season before coming out the other side even better than they were before. There is no end of epsiode or even end of season reset. Characters, settings, and dynamics all change over the course of the show and it feels just so god damn good.

4) Story Development 

Just like the characters the story of the Venture Bros grows and changes each season. Things that are set up even as early as season one are paid off as the series goes on. Like not to be that bitch but you know how RIck and Morty teases an overarching plot ALL THE TIME but like will often just spit in the face of fans hoping for more than like one episode a season addressing it? Yeahhhhhhh that doesnt happen here, fans are consistently rewarded for putting the time in to rewatch and really think about what happened in the series. Characters that are seen in the background or are just referenced by other characters will be brought in to be recurring characters, things that start off as a small detail or gag will be given larger relevance and each time they do this you get that “OH I remember that from last season! So thats what it was!” The writers WANT you to rewatch, they WANT you to analyze and they WANT you to theorize, and they give you a show that gives back the time you put in.

5) Parody & Reference 

This series does a great thing with parody. They make real characters  who are just as enjoyable as the characters they parody, they make story lines that both poke fun at the absurdity of the media but shows the writers love for it. So often parody and references are just used to mock the thing but with Venture Bros you feel the love and care so when you know the thing being parodied you can laugh but feel good about laughing cause they are never laughing at a thing maybe you cared for in your youth but rather laughing with it.

And it’s never just one thing. When they parody a thing its often layered with other things to make it even more unique. Scooby-Doo is overlayed with famous criminals, Laura Croft is mixed Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, GI Joe is given the look of the Village People and so on. They never go for the easy joke or reference. Hell theres an episode that starts with them reciting the lyrics to David Bowies Space Oddity for really no reason other than they could. They weave these things in naturally with their setting and characters so nothing feels out of place. Like if you dont catch a reference or parody you dont feel like “I think this isa reference to something?” like a LOT of things do not just adult animated shows. You arent taken out of the moment cause it all feels so natural. 

6) The Characters 

God damn these characters, I could go on for hours about these characters. From main to one off these are some of the most likeable characters you can find. I mean it when I say I can’t think of a single character I wish they had cut cause they are all so well created. Even the ones I hate i have fun hating cause they were made to be that way. I’ll be good though I’ll only talk about my absolute top faves.

- The Monarchs

You ever sit and wish villain couples could have functional  healthy relationships? Well look no further than Malcom Fitzcarraldo aka The Monarch and Dr. Shelia Girlfriend (yes that is her last name). The Monarch is a high strung impulsive saturday morning cartoon villain whos tendency to over react is only matched by his unspecified hatred of Dr. Venture. And Dr. G is his nonsense partner in crime who will cut a bitch if they don’t play by their admittedly weird rules. Both characters are great on their own but are better together. Though that doesnt mean they always get along. Like a real couple they have their ups and downs they fight, break up, make-up and grow stronger in their relationship with each season. 

- Shore Leave

Ok ok so I want you to imagine James Bond, mixed with GI Joe simmering in a cocktail of the most flamboyant gay men you have ever seen and you have one of my favorite gay characters/characters in general. Shore Leave is a member of OSI (the shows SHEILD/GI Joe parody organization) he’s loud, brash, flippant, sassy and highly competent at his job loving every second of getting to beat bad guys down within an inch of their life. I love seeing him play off the stoic Brock and the two have this great brotherly dynamic that’s never called into question. He also gets to have a very cute romance with Al the Alchemist (who is also great). I could talk about this man all day.

- Dr. Rusty Venture

They did such a good job with this man. He’s a self serving, sexist, perverted, whinny, self important asshole and yet you feel pity and genuine sympathy for him and want him to succeed. You can see how Dr. V was given a raw deal by his father who seemed to care more about his adventures than his sons well being and how this molded him into the bitter man he is today, but on the flip side you can see where he chose to use that as a crutch for his worst behaviors and impulses. Seeing him slowly grow and change and be an actual good father to his boys while all the while still be a giant dick is actually really great. 

- Dr. Byron Orpheus 

Ahhhhh Dr. Orpheus part Dr. Strange Parody part busybody stay at home dad, he’s just such a delight. Dr. Orpheus is a divorcee, with an unfulfilling job of maintaining order to the cosmos (which isnt as hard as one might think), and uses his magical ablities in ways most of us would (ie menial tasks and home chores). Overly dramatic and affectionate Dr. O is a delight whenever he appears, but he’s at his best around his daughter and old friends The Order of the Triad. 

Again I can go on but all these characters ranging from main to recurring are crafted with the utmost care for you to want to see them succeed or fail, to see them again even if you know it’ll never happen, and want them to cross paths with other characters. 

The Venture Bros is one of those series that I will ALWAYS recommend even to the pickiest of humor tastes. But if you don’t believe its as good as I said or don’t think the concept is to your tastes I’ll recommend a few eps that I think best show off the base idea of the series without giving much away. In terms of plot and spoilers, though somethings wont make a lot of sense. 

- S1 ep10 "Tag Sale – You're It!" - Dr. V is having a yard sale so of course all manner of costumed weirdos show up.  - S2 ep5 "Twenty Years to Midnight" - basically a fetch quest around the world to save the planet with daddy issues - S3 ep2 "The Doctor Is Sin" - Again daddy issues but with one of the best recurring characters and a great showcase of the series deeper emotional plots - S4 ep6 "Self-Medication" - Really embraces the parody as Rusty goes to a former boy adventurer support group.  Anyway the show is 7 seasons with 80 episodes, please go watch it. I will never forgive @adultswim​ for cancelling what was to be their final season. And in closing GO TEAM VENTURE!

#venture bros #the venture bros #venture brothers #adultswim #adult animated shows #animated shows #animation #go watch this show #go watch #adult animation

[possessyou]

@batsobey​  ♡ ‘d for a starter ! 

“ — Okay.”   Yeah, he’s definitely feeling it now.  His head is hanging off of Eddie’s mattress, the blood rushing.  It leaves him a little lightheaded, but it isn’t the only thing making his blood rush.  Eddie’s legs are all tangled up in his and they’re nearly done with their second blunt.  

They probably should have slowed it down. 

“Truth or dare.”  

#batsobey #c. eddie #victorian vampire voice: My Love #V / ONE ┊ &. MAIN ⇀ ( he wont tell you he loves you / but he loves you ) ⇀ s2.

[mrsmctominay]

could u do a fluff alphabet for mason mount? i loved the nsfw one u did!!❤️

Fluff Alphabet- Mason Mount

A- Activities Days out in the park are Masons favourite. Feeding the ducks or just walking about are special to him. Especially in the winter, he loves it.

B- Beauty He loves your cheeks. The way they bunch up when you smile and the way they go rosy when he compliments you. Or the way they squish in when he smothers your face with kisses.

C- Comfort Comforting you is his area of expertise. He's been a natural at it since day one. From the way he softly talks to you to the way he wipes away your tears. You instantly calm down when you're with him.

D- Dreams He talks about the future with you A LOT. He is really looking forward to what will come with you in his life. Kids, marriage, the lot.

E- Equal The relationship is pretty balanced out, you could say. Mason is more dominant in some areas (use your imagination...) than others, but then again so are you so it weighs out perfectly.

F- Fight Fights are a total no. He absolutely hates them. He never lets it get past a little bicker, but those are inevitable. You know the saying 'never go to sleep on an argument'?, yeah well to Mason it's 'never leave one another's sight until the argument is finished'.

G- Gratitude Mason shows you how grateful he is for you in many ways. It could be by taking you out on shopping sprees, or just simply by telling you with words. But whatever it is, you knew he always meant it.

H- Honesty Mason never ever keeps anything from you. If something pops into his head that he needs to tell you then he texts you as soon as he can. You tell him everything so he believes that he should do the same.

I- Inspiration In lockdown, you inspired him to keep on with the training sessions, keep on with the daily runs and keep on being motivated. Of course you helped a lot before lockdown but a big big part of it was as I say, helping him in lockdown.

J- Jealous You know when Mason is jealous, he makes it very obvious. He will either talk to you directly, or (depending on the situation) let the other person know. Usually you can just tell by his body language but sometimes it's impossible to read him.

K- Kiss On your first kiss, you knew he was the one for you. You just clicked right away. He first kissed you after a match where he scored two goals for you, not long after you began dating and now, he would kiss you all day if he could.

L- Love He tells you he loves you all the time. He can't leave the house without saying it. He even sometimes calls you during the day purely to tell you he loves you. He feels that it's important to let you know how appreciated and loved you are.

M- Marriage As mentioned before, he looks forward to your future and marriage is a big part in that. He'd like to get at least engaged soon, but he's not certain on how soon.

N- Nickname He calls you the Stacey to his Gavin which is just his funny little nickname for you. But a more serious nickname is angel. He loves calling you his little angel.

O- On Cloud Nine He talks about you in interviews alllll the time. All of his fans find it so cute and they always make cute little edits of the two of you on social media. It's so obvious how in love the two of you are.

P- PDA He does love a good bit of PDA. Kisses and cuddles in public are something that he doesn't mind. Holding hands too. He always pulls you in for a kiss when he knows the cameras are on the two of you. He knows that the fans will love it for their tiktoks.

Q- Quirk He's good at teaching you how to play games. You're basically an expert at fifa at this point and you play Declan at it all the time.

R- Romance He likes doing homemade dates, if you get what I mean so I guess you could count that as romantic. He's very thoughtful when it comes to coming up with these date ideas, he asks you what you would like or if it's a surprise, he will decorate the house all fancy for you.

S- Support He is your number one supporter. No one in your life supports you as much as he does. Anything you need help with, he's there for you.

T- Thrill Things get boring pretty quickly in the Mount household. He changes things up pretty frequently. Of course there are certain things that don't change but most things get a switcharoo.

U- Understanding Mason is very understanding. He can always tell when there's something wrong or when you need space and he always does something about it. Keeping you happy is his main priority.

V- Value As I say, keeping you happy is his main priority. He's in a really good place in his career so there is nothing more important than you right now.

W- Wild Card If you're not awake when he leaves for training, he will leave an I love you note on the kitchen counter for when you do wake up. That goes along side the 200 I love you texts and voice notes that he also sends.

X- XOXO Nothing better than a cuddle from you after a long day. He wont even shower first, he will come right in the door and find you for a cuddle.

Y- Yearning Always lots of facetimes when you're apart. He misses you like mad even when he's just at training so it's even worse when he's away for weeks at a time.

Z- Zoo Mason would like a few more dogs in the future to go along with the current dog the two of you have.

#masonmountimagine #masonmountfluff #masonmount #masonmountsmut #masonmountblurb #mount #mountsmut #mountblurb #mountinagine #mason mount imagine #premierleagueblurb #premierleaguesmut #premier league imagine #premier league

[teenyweenynightghost]

Måneskin Group Chat- Chapter 4

(let the angst begin)

Warnings: language, heartbreak kinda

[Måneskin House] 17:48

y/n: AhhHAhha you guys I’m so nervous

V: UGH you have no reason to be YOU LOOK GORGEOUS HONEY

D: I’ll second that

T: I’ll third it

V: Eth? Care to complete the circle?

E: No

[Switch to DMs between Edgar and Y/N]

E: You look absolutely splendid mi amore

E: i jus didn’t want to give the others the satisfaction of hearing me say it :)

y/n: Awww thank you

y/n: Im honestly so nervous like WHat if it goes wrong?? what if he wont like me or what if he thinks im ugly??

E: then you will have to bandage my knuckles tomorrow after i give him a piece of my mind

y/n: see this is why i love you

E: only if you truly meant it its gonna be alright princess

y/n: OH he arrived I have to go

E: Bye.

...

[switch to new group]

[VicDeAngelis added DamiDavid and ThomasRaggi]

[VicDeAngelis changed group name to “Operation EthanxY/N]

V: so y’all know what the fuck we’re about to do

D: im assuming you know exactly where y/n and her date are going

V: fuck damn right i do

T: well then, lets gear up

[Vic’s POV]

After talking to Ethan about his crush on y/n, i simply could not stand on the side and do nothing. Especially not when i saw how stressed y/n was. When she thought i wasn’t looking, she had such a heart-breaking look on her face; her eyes half closed, her eyebrows slightly furrowed and her lips pursed together, holding in words she struggled to hide. I knew she was in love with Ethan, as much as he was with her. So, after little to no thinking i gathered Damiano and Thomas and set up our working station.

Y/N had only left half an hour ago, and we now decided that it was safe to start following her. I had put a wig on Damiano, dressed him in a gigantic trench coat and some killer boots which i regret, because they only made him taller. Thomas also had a wig on and sunglasses, bright red lipstick and a suit. I had a shiny dress on and my hair was hiding under a hat. Did we look like clowns? Absolutely. Were we hot enough to pull these looks off? Damn right we were.

Now, back to our main objective, we all got in the car and started driving towards the diner y/n and her bitch ass date would be. We had no trouble getting in and we quickly got seated a few tables away from them. It was all going well. Perfectly. Until a dumb motherfucker named Thomas decided to spill water on himself and start screaming and swearing in Italian. We. Were. Fucked. 

Much to our disdain, it didn’t take y/n much time to find us and catch up on what we were doing. Then, out of nowhere, Damiano threw all his fucking braincells out the window.

[Damiano’s POV]

I SWEAR i did not mean to pick up y/n, throw her over my shoulder and run out the restaurant, yet here we were, y/n screaming, Vic and Thomas running after me and way behind us a security guard and y/n’s date sprinting at us. If we thought we were fucked before, then I suppose we could receive an award now.

After what felt like forever, probably because of all the extra weight on my shoulder, we got to the car. I threw y/n in the back, Vic and Thomas getting in with her, and we left.

[Third Person]

“WHAT THE FUCK’ screamed y/n, as she tried to recollect herself.

“We’re SORRY this wasn’t the original plan but then Thomas decided to scream like a dumbass and the-” Vic went on rambling as she tried to comfort y/n, who was on the verge of breaking into tears.

The look on Thomas’s face told her just how sorry the three idiots who just kidnapped her were. But no matter how much they apologised and begged she would not look at a single one of them. She was beyond furious. Not only had they intruded on an intimate moment, but they made a scene and KIDNAPPED her. Y/n went back to thinking about the date. The man was certainly handsome, he offered her the seat next to the window and pulled back the chair for her to sit down on.  However it was boring, unlike her personal time with Ethan. Even when they sat in silence, it felt as if she was truly living. Thinking about her date again, she thought about all the arrogant comments he would make. Perhaps she wasn’t enjoying herself as much as she tried to trick herself to . Her mind then wandered to Ethan. His course hands wiping away the single tear that fell down her face, holding her in his warm embrace and lightly massaging her shoulders as she would slowly drift to sleep..

She was suddenly torn away from her daydreaming by Damiano’s soft voice “What were you just thinking about, amore?” He tried to lock gazes with her through the mirror,  but y/n kept looking out the window. A faint smile appeared on her face, and she softly muttered “Why?”

Everyone was quiet for a bit, until Vic finally spoke up. “Because you looked content. As if the stars danced for you and the flowers down the road bent to your every whim. You looked like you were in love.” 

Again, there was silence. Y/n thought for a bit, then chuckled softly. “Ethan” The three rockstars looked between each other , and then back to y/n. “I was thinking about Ethan”

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Well. That took even more of a turn. I guess considering that i am not planning these out whatsoever, It would be dumb of me to consider that anything i write is predictable. ANYWAYS what did you guys think?

Im kinda living for the ethan x reader situation and i am definitely not going back ;)

Also you can tell that im getting tired- when i tried to spell situation i first wrote situashion and then situasion..

#victoria de angelis #damiano david #ethan torchio #thomas raggi #maneskin #@ginny-lily

[mizunetzu]

hi hi! so uhh i may or may not be that one guy who wrote the kaede fic 🙃 but i was wondering if i could request a gn reader, who’s like aizawas adopted kid (it’s a lowkey thing but they never rlly try to keep it a secret) and basically all the staff treat u like their own. maybe reader and iida are dating and everyone’s high key shocked cuz reader and iida have v contrasting personalities? (ex: reader: sarcastic, ironic, clumsy, etc, while iidas the opposite) idk man i just rlly love aizawa and anime men with glasses what can i say? feel free to ignore if u don’t wanna write it, have a good day <33

Heeeeellooooo !! I wasn’t sure whether to put this in my platonic section or my Iida section in my masterlist so I figured I’d put it in both HAHAHAHA enjoy my headcannons bc I couldn’t think of a story plot-

——————

Headcannons - Aizawas kid dating Iida

⚠️warnings - haha none

pronouns - genderneutral, they/them

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I think we should get this out of the way

UR LIFE IS A FUCJIN SHIT SHOW

I mean it’s not like a bad shit show but it’s definitely main character vibes

Sorry Midoryia

U WERE ADOPTED BY MOTHERFUCKING AIZAWA

YOU PRACTICALLY HAVE TWO DADS AND ONE OF THOSE SUPER COOL AUNTS WHO LETS YOU DO STUFF AIZAWA WONT ALLOW

He lets you sit in the teachers lounge during lunch or any free time

Or when he has to stay at UA and can’t drive u home (before the dorm system sidjdjjddj)

Which leads me to: Mic and Midnight

Aka: DISASTER INFLUENCES

Whenever Mic spots u in the teachers lounge he makes it a point to acknowledge your existence in the loudest was possible

“hey HEY HEY! ITS LIL’ AIZAWA! IN THE LOUNGE! EATING THEIR BENTO! WITH CHOPSTICKS!”

if it ain’t obvious enough HAHAHAA

Midnight is such a bad influence Jesus Christ don’t get me started

She’d sneak you money when Aizawa does some wack shit

“Hey kid”

*slips a twenty*

“don’t tell your dad I gave this to you he was tooootally a jerk for not letting you beat up that 1-H kid.”

She also once tried setting you up with some kid in a different course

Aizawa got BIG MAD HAHAHA

Mic ‘babysits’ because he doesn’t trust Midnight to do so (before dorm system ofc)

It’s more of you babysitting him with all his work problems tho

One time you were on Hands Up Radio

That was fun

ANYWAYS

For the people who just wanted the platonic Dadzawa section of this rq, stop reading here HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

ok so

Since you had freedom of the UA teachers lounge

You were,,.more carefree than most

So when you turn up one day like “hey me and Iida are going out on a date I can’t b late sorry”

When I tell you Aizawa gasped

Like this man is poker face to a tee

But

THIS MAN WAS SHOCKED

Mic literally went 😀>😳>😃>🤩😍🥳

Midnight was like “aww cute !! ✨❤️”

He drove you to the cafe where y’all were meeting so he could confirm y’all were like,,,on a date and not you just,,,using him as an excuse to buy drugs or smth

When he saw Iida there waiting he was like “this is fine. Everything is fine. Iida is responsible.”

ok but mans was like *nervous dad sweating*

when Iida saw u n dadzawa turn up his face went from happy to confused to stressed and SCARED-

He was like “oh shit did Aizawa sensei find out bout us FUCK I’m so sorry pls don’t tell tensei <:((“

Course he wasn’t cussing but-

Iida and Aizawa talked for like 5 minutes before he left yall to ur date thegernrj

SPEAKING OF TENSEI

Since he’s a more popular hero and didn’t work at UA you didn’t see him as much as you did Mic or Midnight

But you still met him on occasion bc he was close with Aizawa and Mic and shit

The class didn’t find out that you and Iida were a thing until Iida told them

THEY GASPED TOO HAHAHAHA

CLASS DAYDREAMER WITH THE MAN WHO HAS A STICK UP HIS ASS

PERSON WHO STRUGGLES TO PAY ATTENTION WITH THE MAN WHO HAS A STICK UP HIS ASS

CREATIVE INCLINED PERSON WITH THE MAN WHO HAS A STICK UP HIS-

Literally Mina was tryna set u two up for the LONGEST TIME AND SHE WAS SO ANGEE WHEN SHE FOUND OUT YALL WERE JUST PRETENDING NOT TO DATE WHILE SHE BUSTED HER ASS TRYNA NUDGE YALL TOGETHER

She got over it when she saw you and Iida hug *romatically*

she literally squealed HAHAHAH

ok

remember when I said “u didn’t see tensei often bc he was a busy hero and he didn’t work at ur dads job” or smth

I lied

after his legs went bonk bonk and you went bink bink with iida, you pretty much see him 24/7

like you thought you were dating Iida? No ur dating Iida and his brother

that sounds wrong wait I didn’t mean it like that

BUT YOU GET MY POINT

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Nu’est - Baekho A-Z

“I knowww you’re in hiatus but would you consider a Baekho A-Z ??? Your last couple asks have me thinking fr”

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A - Aftercare

Boy gets so cuddly afterwards, he just wants to lay together until the end of time lmao, so it’ll probably take him a minute to even think about aftercare. But he’ll probably run a bath or shower for you

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner)

on himself he likes his arms, they’re big and strong, he loves that he can hold you close to him no matter what position yall are in. On his partner he likes their legs, esp when you wrap them around his waist when he’s on top of you...oof...nice.

C - Cum

Likes the intimacy of cumming inside you, but if that’s not an option, he likes to cum on either your stomach or your chest. He’ll glance at it for a second, looking super proud, then rush off all bashful and shy to go get a towel lmao

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Sometimes he cries when he cums lol. Not bc he's like overly in his feelings or anything like that, like it's just a reflex that happens sometimes and he has no idea why. He won't be like full on bawling either but like you'll look over at him and just see his eyes all glossy with like a single tear drop on his cheek djdjd

E - Experience

It’s a tricky one lmao. I feel like he’s just got a natural way with people lol, he’s a pro at wooing anyone. However, he doesn’t strike me as much of a one night stand kinda guy. Idk, I’d say he’s got a fair amount of experience, but from relationships, so like...its moreso, he’s done it a lot, rather than he’s done a lot of different stuff...yknow??

F - Favourite Position

Anything where he can keep your face close to his and maintain close eye contact. He likes being able to whisper sweet nothing's in your ear and kiss you freely whenever he wants

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc)

I wouldn't say he's humorous per se, but he's just smiley and sweet lol. He likes to keep the atmosphere warm and loving, the last thing he wants is for you to feel uncomfortable in his company

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

He’s not like, immaculately clean shaven, but he’s not super wild either lol, he keeps it at a middle ground.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Mans a total romantic, even in times when yall are in a rush and it's just a question of chasing that climax, even then he's just got words of love flowing non stop out of his mouth

J - Jack Off (Masturbation)

Almost every day, if not every day lol. It’s something he just kinda does without thinking. Like, he’ll be in bed, winding down, relaxing...then without knowing it his hand is in his pants lmao

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks)

Now, this is where it gets a lil controversial lmao. I dont think Baekho is a dom. Not at all. Just bc he’s a big guy doesn’t mean he’s dominant lol; Baekho is the truest of switches you could ever see. 100% switch lol. He literally just wants to please, he just wants to make you feel good. As for actual kinks, I dont think he has that many that are that out there. He likes some light marking (giving & receiving), edging (receiving), and maybe a tiny hint of a femdom kink.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere where y’all can move about freely, that's literally his only requirement lol. He doesn’t wanna be cramped up in a tiny spice, which also means no car sex lol sorry lads 

M - Motivation (What turns them on)

One of the easiest men to rile up on the planet lol. Three things that get Dongho all hot and flustered lol:

1. tell him how much you love his body. (bonus points if you tell him how hot he looks working out and that you appreciate how hard he works for his body lol)

2. Show the tiniest bit of skin, he loves it when you wear a shirt that sits a tiny bit higher than usual and he can see your lower stomach when you move.

3. Literally just hold his gaze for 0.5 seconds longer than usual lol

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs)

I feel like literally the only thing he’s unwavering on is his stance on three(or more)somes. He’s really not a sharing kinda guy. He doesn't wanna bring someone else in and potentially mess up y’alls dynamic. It’s something he cant even bear thinking about.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He can be a bit relentless when it come to giving lol, he'll hold your hips down with all his strength as he just totally feasts on your core. Deliberately makes the most lewd noises tryna get you to blush.

When receiving, boy he is LOUD, he'll be talking you through it like "fuuuuuuck yes baby, I know your throat can take all of me" "your pretty lips take me so well" he'll grab your hair and hold your head still as he cums, gets the fattest smirk on his face is he sees his load dripping out the sides of your mouth too,,,,,ooof. But then once again, he'll get all shy and bashful afterwards lol like he can't believe what he just said to you didjdjd

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

I don't really think he has any set pace lol it can vary every time. I feel like it'd depend on the vibe of the day, like, if it's been a while and he's missed you beyond belief then it'd be much more slower and sensual. But if it's like,,,gotta chase that nut, then he can get pretty fast. I don't think he'd ever cross over into being rough, but his thrusts can get like, firm and...sharp lmao

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

Yes yes yes. Loves them. They usually tend to be a lot more giggly and fun than regular full sessions too lol

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?)

Eeeeeeh, a little bit. He's a bit of a baby in terms of pain so I feel like anything that could maybe hurt, even if it's something as simple as spanking or light restraints, could take a little convincing lol. He is definitely down...mans just needs reassuring he won't like die lol

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc)

I mean, he’s a healthy guy lol, he’s gonna have super good stamina. I feel like there’d be literally no stopping him, he can go for however long you need him too. You might wanna get as much as you can out of him though bc once he's done, he's done for the night lmao

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?)

He doesn’t own any himself, but that’s not to say he’s not open to experimenting with any. He just wont do it of his own volition lol. Hes thought about getting some numerous times though but he just doesn't wanna be the one to bring it up

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not really a fan, he just doesn’t understand it lol. He’s not big on teasing or being teased; he's not good at holding back when he's the one *trying* to tease you, and he gets so so fidgety and antsy when being teased lol. He’d much rather just get to the main event lmao

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make)

Lots of loud sighs and choked out groans. He can get quite high pitched, which he’s honestly a little embarrassed of lol. He gets louder slowly the closer he gets to climax, he’ll attach his mouth to your neck as he starts to get louder; tryna muffle any sounds bc he doesn't wanna hear himself like that lmao

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon)

Okay. This is where this whole thing started lol. Baekho is not a dom, he’s also not a sub either. BUT, he get’s so unbelievably turned on by watching you take control. Like he just thinks you have this aura to you when you’re the one pinning him down and getting what you want from him. It’s literally the only time he ever enjoys edging too; he'd never do it to himself, nor does he do it to you, but for some reason having you edge him, having himself be totally at your mercy is just...omg

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants)

Average/maybe a tiiiny bit below average in terms of length, but pretty veiny and he’s got some nice girth lol

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

I feel like it’s either one extreme or the other lol. It’s either he can’t keep his hands off you at all for days on end, or he’s just busy occupied with other stuff and his mind doesnt even go in that direction...there’s no way of knowing sksks

Z - Zzz... (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As long as he's happy that you're both fully satisfied, he'll be out like a light almost instantly lmao

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#nuest smut #nuest baekho smut #baekho smut #nuest reactions #nu'est reactions #nu'est smut #kpop smut #nuest imagines

[rukanrin]

how about a fluffy headcanon about the dmc boys and girls with a deaf/mute s/o 😭💖

Im so sorry about the delay again;-;

I spent some time making mind maps for this because i did attempt to write it but my sister was like 'oh hell naw', none the less enjoy! -The lazy daisy,Ruka

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Dante

-Dante would never make fun of your disability,and if someone else makes fun of it? pray that they know what kind of coffin they want to be buried in

-Hes still a huge cuddle bean,he will either sign (sign language) or tap (morse code) to ask for permission,or if you're not deaf then this man will literally scream morse code patterns

-Will call you his 'silent/oblivious beauty'

- Probably begged Vergil and Trish to teach him how to use either techniques to communicate with you

-If Morrison or lady scold him,he will either start clicking his pen or signing under his table lots of rude or childish nicknames that you can see

-He usually comes home late,so he managed to catch Nico and ask her to make bracelets to let you know when the other is near or home,so that he doesn't accidentally scare you

Vergil

-Poet in blue will buy at least three books to learn techniques to speak with you

-he's very sweet and gentle with you,even going as far as occasionally embracing you and gently swaying side to side with you

-he will never make jokes or nicknames based off your disability,but he may make you smile like and idiot if he's just got back with an arguement from Nero or Dante, telling you stuff like 'that fool,right there,is why the Sparda bloodline looks redicilous'

-he will never rush or stop you from telling him something, always waiting patiently for you to finish,even he sometimes pauses for a second,trying to remember how to say something,which puts a cute grumpy expression on his face

-he wont really depend on technology to help you not get spooked,he will try his best to gently step into your line of sight before doing anything,but you should get used to him appearing out of the blue (I'm not apologising for that joke,nope)

-will leave you little snippets of poems about how lovely silence can be to reassure you he is ok with you being the way that you are

Nero

-one of the most playful boys with this issue

-dun dun dun!he gets a morse code arm from the artist

-he doesn't mind that he cant carry out a full conversation vocally with you,the more challenges with the relationship the more he loves you

-if you get into a compliment fight or you want to say something like 'i don't deserve this/you' he will gently and playfully hold your hand with a smile, probably followed by a little kiss on the nose or forehead

-If he comes home late and doesn't want to startle you,he will install one of those LED chandeliers,which he will keep the remote to,and turn on the light blue lights to show that hes home

V

-He finds it fascinating, in fact this engulfs him in the world of how to communicate with others,he will buy a shit ton of books to learn from

-he once beat the ever living shit out of griffon for making fun of you on a mission

-he will read poems describing silence and how enjoyable it is,or if you're deaf,like Vergil,will leave you notes with bits of the poems on them

-will make one of his two main familiars appear to show you that he's there,most likely shadow because griffon will take any chance to scare the living essence out of you

-he will never stop you from speaking,but once he did it on accident while cuddling,turning a light shade of red from embarrassment as he allowed you to 'speak' again

Trish

-oh boy,she would buy one of those devices that can function as a live subtitles generator,as well as listen to morse code and decode it,so if you ever see lady or Trish looking a little sassy,turn the device on for a packet of laughter

-she wont let you go on missions because if you get hurt she will blame herself for not staying close,since you cant really call for help,so she wont risk it

-she will most likely communicate using notes at the start,since it would take her a while to learn any other way to communicate,but don't worry,she's really trying to learn it off by heart

-if anyone looks at you and starts to speak with a frown on their face,they are getting a thunderbolt in the stomach from your own wonder woman

Lady

-shes a very gentle girl

-will probably tell you gossips or secrets using any method possible,sometimes having to sprint for her life if one of the Sparda descendants sees or hears her doing so

-she would buy a little glow thingy if you communicate by Morse code

-poor girl spent hours each night learning morse and sign ,so much that you once found her snoozing on a desk with a multiple page word document all with morse code words/sentences

Nico

-the most chill girl about it

-will build a recorder to translate stuff for you,kind of like what Trish has,but with a keyboard option too which can speak out loud

-she can also use wingdings if you like it (i personally love it)

-complain about her driving and she will dramatically fall to the ground and give you puppy dog eyes

#dmc x reader #devil may cry x reader #nero x reader #vergil x reader #dante x reader #dmc v x reader #dmc lady x reader #dmc trish x reader #dmc nico x reader #dmc headcanons