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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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need 2 create a finsta but have no name ideas n am so sad abt this
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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)
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if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up
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PRINCE CHARLES TO ZENDAYAS HUSBAND IS SUCH A JUMP BUT KUDOSSSSS
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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every single time i read wait and hope. i think. love is so sos sos sossososos real. It's so sosososo real. this fic is the best ever.
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