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what kind of bear is chasing me please fast
You can identify various types of bear as follows:
Brown: Brown Bear
White: Polar Bear
Black and White: Panda Bear
Grey And Eating Eucalyptus: Koala Bear
Wearing Glasses: Spectacled Bear
Large and On Fire: Sun Bear
Chasing You Very Slowly: Sloth Bear
More Interested In Your Pic-a-nic Basket: Yogi Bear
Scary Looking: Grizzly Bear
Scary and Gross Looking: Grisly Bear
Scary, Gross, and Chewy Looking: Gristley Bear
Chases You Forever, Refuses to Give You Up: Rick-Astley Bear
Peruvian-British, Proper, Polite: Paddington Bear
Delicious: Gummy Bear
Please let us know later which bear it was that ate you.
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