#This feels like a rite of passage

[lordadmiralfarsight]

I (main blog of avantlalettre) will butcher you my beautiful saber and throw your remains in a river if you dont publicly denounce vaspider for calling ME,a female of 16 years,a perverted man. And furthermore your soul shall go to hell afterwards where it shall forever be trapped in a pool of flie's larvae,ice,and human refuse wherein you shall be tormented by your demonic hosts and force to pursue the Adversary's standard through this ocean of purulence for the remainder of eternity. However you can avoid this if you denounce vaspider,apologize to me,and delete your reply

Don't be surprised that people assume you're a guy when the name of your blog is Karl prince of darkness, Karl is a typically male name and people are gonna assume, doesn't matter how long you've been a female.

I didn't see anything about perversion in Vaspider's reply, so I'm going to guess you tacked that on yourself and that it's your opinion of all men. Nice essentialism there dipshit, but switching "woman bad" with "man bad" doesn't make you a genious or anything close to good, it makes you a narrowminded asshole. As a man, vas te faire retourner par une chèvre, suce-merde.

I don't believe in your soul thingy, so your threats mean fuck all to me.

Even if I somehow took into account your worldview, calling you an idiot on the internet wouldn't justify that severe of a punishment, especially for eternity, so you claiming that shows you are either exaggerating or you have an incredibly inflated opinion of your own worth on a metaphysical level. Either way, your threats are worthless even in your own belief system.

Reading the first line made me wonder if I had somehow gotten a yandere stalker. If you want people to give you the time of day, try not to talk like a deranged lunatic.

The overly wordy way you write is also doing you no favor, as it makes you sound like a melodramatic twat. You don't sound smart, you sound arrogant. Just in case, and so you understand, here's a TL;DR in your own language : I, Farsight, Lord Admiral by the Grace of my Shipping Heart, do declare that your vile perfidy and obtuse demagoguery are most unwanted upon these hallowed piers, that your hackneyed threats are as void of meaning as the soul of a gull is of decency, that your biases are a stain most revolting and that your very presence is neither wanted, nor tolerated. Begone from my dock. Or, for normal people : blocked. And if you somehow contact me again, I will contact the police regarding the very real and actual death threat in the first sentence of this bullshit. And as I live in France, where death threats ARE legally penalized, that means legal consequences :) So fuck off my dock, and never come back. Vas te faire voire chez quelqu'un qui en a quelque chose à foutre de tes conneries.

#My first death threat on tumblr! #This feels like a rite of passage #and it's pseudo-spiritualist religious bullshit too #I wonder if that's a collector #can I sell it ? #I'd make an NFT of it if NFTs were still around #it's utter worthless bullshit #which makes it perfect for an NFT #“ME; a female of 16 years!” #So what #I've been a man for almost 32 years #gender + age ain't an achievement #but seriously death threats have legal consequences in France #if that moron comes back or tries anything I AM going to the police station #and I'm a teacher #and considering how many high profile teacher murders have happened in recent years #they'll listen #they kind of have to

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

shout out to my girl johanna for naming her son franz. This is beautiful

#not johanna mason. This Johanna is my uhhh great great great grandmother #i have a franz in my family #This feels like a rite of passage

[eunchancorner]

What does it mean if a character is Lee or Ler?

You are the first blog I have come across that uses these and I’ve never seen them used before, but from looking at your blog I can tell it is something and I just can’t find a definition for it

Well, it's simple enough,

Lee is short for ticklee, or the person who gets tickled

Ler is short for tickler, or the person who does the tickling!

They're actually very commonly used by tickle blogs like mine, which is how I found out :3

#eun rants #omg #I'm teachin #this feels like a rite of passage

[criticalgay]

we got our first oc fan art holy shit

#this feels like a rite of passage #its so cute too #i cant wait to see more innkeeper designs from people 😭😭😭😭😭

[caught-a-dragonfly]

#feels like a rite of passage to paint laz rising cas #so enjoy this eldritch sparkle princess ✨ #castiel #spn #spn fanart #spn art #supernatural #lazarus rising

[getosugurusbangs]

girlbosses…. save me….

#uhhh i love how these turned out #part of me feels like i didn’t make maki buff enough but whatever #i also kinda made maki look like casca from berserk 💀 #i was thinking while doing these. that at this point for me it’s sort of a rite of passage for me to draw someone in a fashion illustration #if i’m gonna continue to make fanart of them #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #nobara kugisaki #kugisaki nobara #maki zenin #zenin maki #zen’in maki #maki zen’in #nobamaki #nobara x maki #maki x nobara #jjk art #nobamaki fanart #watercolor #my artwork

[noisolpxe]

...nathan?

#metalocalypse #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #nickles #FUCKKKKK HAVING TO REPOST THIS.... tumblr completely destroyed the quality so here it is again. sobs #as my tags said on the other post. im rly happy w this and it feels like a rite of passage to draw this scene lol #juicebox art #id

[numerous-bees-in-a-skin-suit]

Met Melchor, Allura’s older brother for a voltron rewrite I’m probably doing! He’s very dear to me, and I have so many plans for him.

#voltron #voltron: legendary defender #allura vld #allura #princess allura #original character #voltron fanart #allura voltron #digital art #fanart #prince melchor #i am aware that this is the 1000th voltron thing that I am making myself do #but I’ve been wanting to do a rewrite for a while #it feels like a rite of passage #I have so many plans #and i started explaining them briefly in my discord server and people have already started yelling at me for the pain I have planned #it’s for a good reason! #The reason is i felt like it #i love the idea of Allura having a sibling at some point and her losing them bc of The Horrors Of War in general #because you cannot tell the that she hasn’t lost so many people even before Altea was destroyed #anyways i have so much to say #expect more coming soon

[zosonils-art]

"LIMIT" ?

#i am LONG overdue for drawing my take on this bad boy. i feel like it's a rite of passage for sonic artists almost #zos draws #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #archie sonic #when i was a little baby sporeling i taught myself to draw by copying panels i liked out of my small collection of sonic comics #so this was an especially fun piece for me. time is a flat circle and all that y'know #i wish i was better at framing and perspective that's a huge part of the original but i'm very pleased with the pose and expression :']

[takearisk-xo]

you guys…. scorpio season has not been good to me (us)

so my husband lost his job. which is … fine. we are finding the silver lining. (meaning we are consuming a lot of g&ts) ((if you don’t know what that is, for the love of god, please don’t tell me))

anyways, we’re working through it. WE’RE FINE. cannot stress that enough. we will be fine. this has been the worst 18 months of our lives. it almost cost us our marriage. i don’t know why i’m sharing that except to ask you all to be patient with me. updates will be sporadic at best over the next few months.

we are hoping, and praying, for a better situation moving forward. which, honestly, anything will be better than what we were doing.

ANYWAYS

thanks for your support, and understanding, and kindness.

i’ll be back soon 😘 love all of you!!

#about me #oversharing to the tumblr masses #feels like a rite of passage #ama? no jk

[mecha-shadow]

Ok hear me out. I lowkey fuck with the idea of Shadow realising shes trans and just being like. Huh. And then just carrying on with her life. It's the autism, the hyporeactions to things other people are likely to have a huge identity crisis over. Shes kinda detached from that, she realises and then almost immediately just accepts. She doesn't even really 'come out' to anyone, being called he/him from there just gets met with "She." and that's it, that's the only indication the others ever get. She never elaborates, doesn't feel the need to.

#shes just like me fr #this is how I processed realising I'm not straight at 13 #and then how I proceeded realising I'm not cis at 29 #I understand others' gay crisis stories but never went through it myself which can feel kinda weird in lgbt+ spaces and groups #i feel like the only one who didn't #its treated almost like a rite of passage and i never went through it #and i recognise that's a hugely privileged position to be in

[r0b1ee]

Did a little rework of my first ever edit to wind down from the one I'm working on atm

#Basically just removed the transitions (they always felt too intense so I stopped using them) and fixed some of the timing #Kinda excited about the one I'm working on atm bc it's speedrunning me getting properly back into Sunny #AND it's one of the longest ones I've made AND it feels like a rite of passage bc it's a MADBU one #chardee yuri posting #chardee #iasip edit #charlie kelly #dee reynolds

[eunchancorner]

Is making sideblogs worth it?

I'm asking because I'm so tempted to make one of just SM tickle art (now that I know I can do it) based on scenarios from you and your anons (if that's okay w/ you of course)

Please do, actually. Just be sure to tag me in any scenarios/ideas you get from me so I can see them!

#eun rants #this feels like a rite of passage #for some reason

[layla-carstairs]

humbled him lmao

#Gabriel insulting Gideon's 'wooing' the whole book only to be just as bad yeah I know that's right #the real reason Anna doesn't feel like a Lightwood is that's she's too good at it 🙄 she deserved her awkward & pathetic little moment #lightwood rite of passage #even Izzy had her moments yknow? like hello she fell in love with Simon of all people (affectionate) #the more in love a lightwood is the more of a Loser they are (also affectionate) #bella talks #bella reads cp2

[whentherewerebicycles]

i have a very stupid problem that is causing me a very stupid amount of distress. my aunts are planning my baby shower which will be in my home city (a place where none of my friends live). we are inviting a bunch of family and tbh it's solely so i can get stuff from my registry. i feel okay about that part because i've bought gifts for all the extended family baby showers and weddings over the years and it seems fine to be like 'ok now it's my turn i really need the help.' the part that is making me feel weird is that my aunts feel strongly that i should ALSO send invites to all of my out of town friends, including college and grad school friends, because those people might send me gifts too. i think that a lot of my friends WILL end up buying something from my registry or sending something (a lot of them have asked already!) and that's very nice of them!!! and i do think i might want to send a birth announcement or something later just as a "hey! a big thing happened in my life!" kinda thing. but i feel super uncomfortable sending out invites to an event i know they can't attend (and would never expect them to fly to a random city for!!) because then it just feels obvious that i'm asking for a gift instead, and that makes me feel bad!!! but also idk my brother and SIL just had a MASSIVE shower where like 50+ of their friends came (because they went to college in our hometown and all their friends still live there) and my cousin just had a big shower too (she lives and works in our hometown) so i also just feel dumb for like. having a very small kinda lame shower where my extended family is gonna be like oh... does she not have any friends?

#why am i on the verge of TEARS about this #it's so dumb #yet another one of these weird intensely gendered rites of passage or whatever #but also it's bringing up all these weird feelings around single parenting for whatever reason #like i feel like my extended family is going to be politely tiptoeing around the fact that i'm not partnered #and then i think i just feel insecure because part of me wants to be like but LOOK i have all these friends who i love and who love me #so i'm not like UNLOVABLE #but that is dumb why do i even care what they think #or what i am imagining they think #well maybe this is the topic to tackle in therapy el oh el #i just had a furious crying jag about it #i think i'm just going to tell them like #this will be a family only shower #and i'll send a birth announcement to my friends later

[maddymoreau]

The universal Bioshock fan experience of going into Infinite with gritted teeth optimism then still coming out the other side like "well. That sucked" 😭

IT WAS SO BADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

#I feel like I’m officially part of the Bioshock community 🥳😭 after going through a rite of passage playing that awful game. #I HAD ZERO EXPECTATIONS YET I’M STILL DISAPPOINTED!!! #How do you fuck up that bad 😭😭😭 #Also this made me laugh really hard thank you Ira!!! #Ask #Mutaul #Bioshock #Bioshock Infinite #MaddyMoreauPost