#The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

#prompts #dc #dcu #divine twitch chat #Billy has gone past panicking and is just *yep this might as well happen* #The MMM have somehow convinced half the league that Marvel was made from their magic and mortal blood a couple years ago exactly #“Why yes this is their funky magic creation child isn't he great we're still trying to get him to curse someone but he's still just a baby” #The league are all sobbing and freaking out because wtf why is Marvel now a- wait he came into existence 10 years old #What do you mean No please explain #Oh god the gods are ignoring them and bothering the poor baby marvel- #M-marvel why are you listening to them- DO NOT GO BACK TO EARTH JUST TO KICK A COP #SOMEBODY GRAB THE MINI MARVEL #How did this feral gremlin become Marvel?! #The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :) #captain marvel #shazam #justice league #mediterranean magic men #Whenever the MMM talk or do something they're partially visible like colored ghost-mists lol #It's all over once they realize they can interact with the world again #Time to pick up their funky lil dude and go on a run through the watchtower #The champion of magic has to be pure of heart to deal with the gods' shenanigans

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: ikkan.... ikkan... Babe. .. wake up we've landed

Noiji: WAKE UP... WE'RE HOME !!

Neta: (wheeze) noiji That's not funny heheh

Ikkan: *gasp* Damn it noiji!

Noiji: Wake up sleepy head. We're hoooom we're in haddaido

Ikkan: * stretch* mmmmm....uh

Neta: here's your bag babe... you sleep well?

Ikkan: yeah..... No not really...*yawn* let's go... our parents should be waiting for us in the airport.. We usually just sit down at the center clock. We usually meet up there

Neta: alright sounds good.....hey ikkan... they're ok with me being an octarian

Ikkan: they don't care about that babe... they've seen pictures they just want to know you. My mom especially...... you would like her.

Noiji: well I don't know about you. I'm going to eggmens fried rice shop.... can't believe it's not a global franchise yet Inkopolis just can't make a good bowl of rice like they can

Ikkan: no your not! we're going to her parents house! You can wait until then!

Noiji: but I want my coconut squid fried rice!!

Ikkan: why couldn't you just eat a meal on the plane if you're hungry?

Noiji: It wasn't hungry then. I'm hungry now! Also, I can't eat on a plane. It makes nauseous!

Ikkan: You didn't feel that way when you were scarfing down our bags of pretzels!

Noiji: That's different I-

Koi-koi (their mom): I hope those aren't my kids arguing in the middle of the airport!! That's certainly not how I raised them!

Noiji: mama!!

Ikkan: heh....hey mom...... hey dad

Noiji:hi pa!!

Merv (dad): hmm boys... Good to see you.

Koi-koi:... Ohhh look my little guppies... [Kiss] [kiss] ah... noiji... Look at you! You look more and more like your dad every day..........hm.... Can you see out that eye sweetie?

Noiji: nope..... can't see a thing.. I'm thinking of getting it removed and replacing it with a glass eye I found a guy who knows how to customize them. I'm going to see if he can make one out of a rock I found at the beach once

Koi-koi: ................................. You're very creative jiji...... maybe make one with a different eye color instead

Merv: I know a nice rock polisher who could do it for free..

Koi-koi: don't give him ideas...... ikkan...... ah your beard is getting fuller.... a little mustache... you're growing out your tentacles out too huh

Ikkan: yeah... I'm trying something new... I also forgot to shave last night

Merv: look nice......... might need to even it out a little

Koi-koi: well...... Maybe a little trim wouldn't hurt I don't want you to like a hermit, can't see that handsome face..(pat pat).... Mmm.. (pat pat pat).....mm.. Did you get the surgery?

Ikkan: mom!!.

Ko-koi: I'm just wondering. You can tell me, I'm your mother.......It just looks a little bit flatter here.. last time I saw you..(pat pat)...

Ikkan: mom. Please. Stop. We're in public.

Koi-koi:... maybe you just lost weight...... You look little underweight honey. Are you eating well?

Ikkan:im- ugh- Yes, I'm eating fine.........and yes I got top surgery

Koi-koi: That's great! You could've just said that. I've seen every bit and piece of you sweetie and I made you. okay? You don't need to be embarrassed about this.

Merv: let him have his privacy koi.

Koi-koi: I understand that Merv. I'm just asking a simple question- Oh!.... hahahaha.. I am so sorry!... you startled me a little bit!....... you must be Neta...you must be my son's boyfriend ...hehehe.... ikkan where did you find this cute boy...... Nice to meet you sweetheart. I'm sorry I'm just rambling on not even paying attention to you. How are you doing?

Neta: I'm doing great..uhhhhh

Koi-koi: I'm Koi-koi but you can call me koi ....this is my husband Merv. You two would get along I can just tell.

Neta: hello sir

Merv: ay just call me Merv son. No need for formalities. Never like being called sir

Neta: yeah, I don't like it either. It's good to meet you.

Koi-koi:.. welp! Let's be on our way. My husband's been going on and on about going to eggman's for dinner.... ugh.... I swear it's like he lives there

Merv: they make a good calamari stir fry

Noiji: yeah they do!

Koi-koi: soooo Neta.... ikkan told me you own a store in the mall. That's very impressive.

Neta: yeah. It's my pride and joy. I'm actually opening up another store in another mall is going to be a lot bigger than the one that I have now. It's going to be a big project next 3 years

Koi-koi: Oh that's great! good to see young people moving up in the world. I remember being young and ambitious... when I was your age I got hired onto a game company. It started out as a card game company we soon branched out to board games....*sigh*.. I used to be the CEO ....... Then I met Merv........ I left, moved to Krillarney, had kids and lived on a farm for 13 years. Away from the hustle and bustle of the city. It was.......*inhale...exhale*........... pure bliss

Neta: what made you come back here?

Koi-koi: The company was going under HA..... They called me back for help hahahahah.. I told him yes but I didn't want to be a CEO anymore. I'm just working on advertising and marketing..... They're branching out to video games... mostly arcade games. They're trying to put jump squid on a home console.....Ridiculous

(After meal)

Koi-koi: and we're home....

Neta: wow..... This place. Is really nice.

Merv: yep, nice penthouse..... Between you and me this is nothing but glorified condo.... heheh.... But what do I know I don't pay the mortgage. I'm just the maid.

Koi-koi: downstairs is the guest bedroom. This is our living room...our TV.. it's...its

Merv: 85in

Koi-koi: 85 in...yes...I just put in a little conversation pit that really ties the room together....the kitchen is open at any time of the day so if you want to eat something at night feel free...... The pool's downstairs. Next to the lobby entry, it's 24 hours. Though I do suggest you go around 2:00 and 6:00 That's when they re-salt the pool. If something does happen don't worry they have a respawn point. Noiji bedroom is up in the loft .... ikkan sweetie we converted your room into a little hobby space for your father.... that man and his doll houses....

Merv: they're called dioramas honey

Koi-koi: sure......We put all your stuff in the downstairs bedroom. Don't worry you put everything back in this place. We didn't ruin anything

Ikkan: The room with the platform...nice

Neta: your parents are Nice.

Ikkan: thanks

Neta:.. When we were going to tell me you were..... Wealthy

Ikkan:.... I don't know. I mean we didn't always live like this. We used to live in a small house in a small little village raising krill and then we moved here.... By the time we got to this place I was planning on moving out. I guess I didn't think about it. I'm sorry

Neta: oh ok babe it's fine [kiss].............heeey. you wanna-

Ikkan: No not at my parents house... [Kiss] Good night

Neta: aw....... night

(next morning)

Neta: morning koi

Koi-koi: morning sweetheart Good to see someone else waking up at 6:00 a.m.

Neta: yeah, I'm used to it... coffee?

Koi-koi: Yes, please

Neta: I was looking around your house. A lot of family pictures and a lot of artwork too...

Koi-koi: Yes I usually get them at auction mostly d'Alfonsino's

Neta: It's very nice.....*sip*

Koi-koi:................................I used to be in the military

Neta:....................

Koi-koi: except I was on the opposite side of course......... I was a medic during that time I used respawn people, help them with ink replenishment....... injuries............... deaths

Neta:...............mm

Koi-koi: I used to carry around an inzap just in case something happened to me... usually they would target the medics first so......[revealing octoling skull tattoo similar to Neta's inkling one

Neta:.......................

Koi-koi: Inkling soldiers weren't really talked about most of the time because we're where the poor kids. Call Street squids cuz most of us didn't go to school or couldn't go to school... after joining. Some who joined were just stupid and naive. Treating it like it was some sort of game like it was turf war and not actual war....*sip* sometimes I feel like I'm still back there.... what a load of shit

Neta: hehehe I feel that...... I'm guessing you went back to work to keep yourself busy

Koi-koi: *sigh*..........yep.....

Neta: ......................does it get easier the older you get dealing with it?

Koi-koi: Yes it does. It gets easier. There's going to be sometimes where it's not......but the older you get the more experiences you gain. It gets easier going on..........

Neta:.......mm good........*sip*

Koi-koi:. If you need anything, anything at all sweetie just call me.

Neta: You said you worked at the game company that did jump squid right? Tenatron?

Koi-koi: yeah

Neta: do you think it's possible

(Epilogue)

Delivery man: hey this is.........rock shock? Is this the right place right?

Mahi: Yes, how can I help you?

Delivery man: I got a delivery here from Tenatron. I just need someone to sign.

Mahi: uh... uh.. ok.... The owner isn't here right now. He's going to be gone for a week or so.

Delivery man: thank you yeah he already paid for the setup and everything. It'll just be an hour

(hour later)

Delivery man: All right, you're all set. Enjoy your game console...... Promotional signs and advertisements are all in this box.

Mahi: 'jump squid three. octo invasion!' how the hell did he get this!? I thought this game wasn't even out yet!

{text}

Neta: mahi delivery just got sent to my store Just sign the paperwork and they'll do the rest.

Mahi: already did

Neta: They also bought some advertisement signs. Hang up in the front of the store once they're done

Mahi: ok

Neta: also tell Warabi that koi said hi sweetie pie

Mahi: ?????

Neta: Just do it

{End of text }

Mahi was caught having a fighting fight with @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

#yay ikkan's parents yay #they live in a two bedroom three bath #3 bed if you count the loft which technically isn't his room. it's more of like the family game room but he put his bed up there #because he didn't want to share room with ikkan anymore #noiji is blind in one eye due to an autoimmune issue #he recovered but his eyes wasn't the same after #they go to eggmens which is based off his restaurant called a lot of rice It's kind of like a noodle shop but instead of noodles it's rice. #trans ikkan supremacy #Koi-koi i wanted to be an opposite of Warabi's mom #same with Merv #i had more to say but I'm very sleepy so I was going to leave it here. maybe add some more later #probably not #I'll put it in the chat later

[ask-beacons-finest]

GrimmAge!Yang, sitting on a wooden stool at the Tavern's bar, her face slightly flushed as she wobbles slightly: So, it was you who loosed an arrow through the arm of a member of the Vacuo Council? HAH!

GrimmAge!May, equally woozy, taking another swig from a large tankard: Y-Yes, yes that was me. They called for my branding. For my skill as an archer to be owned, by that horrid group no less. My rage built quickly and my aim was true.

GrimmAge!Yang, laughing, slamming her hand on the bar counter as she does so: Hah! That's too grand, far too grand. Yes yes, not true enough though, for the bastard lived well enough to attempt to employ none other than my Tribe to hunt for your head.

GrimmAge!May, instantly jerking upright, staring at Yang with terror: Wh...What?

GrimmAge!Yang, nodding, taking a heavy swing from her tankard, calling for the bartender to give her another as she slaps a coin from the dead man's purse on the counter: Yes yes, the anger on his face when my mother said no. Hah! Serves the fool right.

GrimmAge!May, letting out a long and relieved sigh: Oh...thank the Gods...

GrimmAge!Yang, raising an eyebrow, grabbing hold of a newly filled tankard with joy: So, that is how you became an outlaw in your home Kingdom, but Vale? How have you angered our Council?

GrimmAge!May, nervously: I...began to search for ways to activate my Light...you see I...I believe the Light exists within all of us, you only need to break it from its binds and-

GrimmAge!Yang, nodding, her face quickly growing solemn: Yes.

GrimmAge!May, in disbelief, nearly speechless: Wha...what did you say?

GrimmAge!Yang, nods again: The Light exists within all of us. It is a dormant power within each and every single human or fau-...ahem, every human you step across. However, it may not always be significantly useful, your gift of power will most likely differ from mine.

GrimmAge!May, folding her hands together on the counter, looking to them adamantly: ...ah...I see...

GrimmAge!May, after a minute or two of silence, speaking up slowly: Say...Yang?

GrimmAge!Yang, in the middle of chugging down the tankard, glancing over: Mmm?

GrimmAge!May, cautiously: Why did you save me?

GrimmAge!Yang, finishes the tankard, placing it down upside down and wipes her mouth with her arm, yawns: Ahhhhh, well. Simple really.

GrimmAge!Yang, turning to face May, a smile on her face: I was bored.

GrimmAge!May, her face contorting through an emotional spectrum of surprise and horror and disgust and humor, ending in disbelief: B-...because you were bored...you killed those men and saved me?

GrimmAge!Yang, shrugs: Well...Yes, I suppose. If who I was waiting for wasn't so late, perhaps I wouldn't have been there, and Gods know what would have happened to you. So I personally think me being there, being bored, was a blessing of fate.

GrimmAge!May, slowly nodding, looking down to her hands again, shifting slightly: Is...the person you're waiting for...?

GrimmAge!Yang, raising an eyebrow, a bit oblivious: Aye. A partner of sorts, her and I are Blood Bonded, so there's truly no excuse for her having not found her way back to me. Though I don't really mind, you see she's a bit of a bit-

GrimmAge!Weiss, smashing her way into the tavern, a blast of bone-chilling wind blowing through the room, snuffing out candles and fireplaces alike, breathing in a seething rage, her breath visible: YANG. XIAO. LONG. EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ARE CORPSES LAYING TO ROT IN THE ROAD!?

GrimmAge!Patron, grumpily raising his head, irritated, snarling out in a drunken stupor: Why in the Gods names is this rancid bitch making so much noi-

GrimmAge!Weiss, angrily throws out her hand, a sheet of ice nearly instantly forming over the patron's mouth, barring him from speaking, breathing heavily in a fit of rage as she storms up to Yang: What. Have. You. Done?

GrimmAge!May, the temperature around her dropping quickly as Weiss approaches, so much so she begins to shiver: W-What sort of power?

GrimmAge!Yang, unfazed, smiling smugly as Weiss glares inches from her face, in a cheerful tune: ...hello Wei-

GrimmAge!Weiss, shouting, the gusts of icy winds exploding in intensity as she does so: DO NOT "HELLO WEISS" ME. RAVEN TOLD US TO COMPLETE THIS TASK INCONSPICUOUSLY.

GrimmAge!Yang, casually looking around the tavern, noticing ice forming all around them, the other patrons all shivering: Ah...Yes, and we're both doing a fantastic job.

GrimmAge!Weiss, seething: How many times...must I clean up your-

GrimmAge!Yang, smiling: Weiss, you're done speaking, and your magic is done as well.

GrimmAge!Weiss, her words immediately stopping, her face burning with an even greater rage as she stays perfectly silent, as though muted, the icy winds dying instantly: ...

GrimmAge!Yang, turning to an amazed May: This, is my Blood Bonded. Weiss Schnee. I'm sure you've heard the name.

GrimmAge!May, still struggling to make sense of all that happened: I-...I believe so...y-yes...

GrimmAge!Yang, standing, stretching and nodding to Weiss, who has only slightly calmed down, tosses May the coin purses she looted from her attackers: Well, we really must be going. Seeing as how not only did I reveal myself a user of the Light, but also a harborer of not only a Witch, but Weiss Schnee. Oh, and the Blood Bond. That's another crime against the Council isn't it?

GrimmAge!Yang, sheepishly laughing as Weiss glares daggers at her: There are so many nonsense crimes and rules...I forget. But yes, it was a pleasure, Miss Zedong, perhaps we shall meet ag-

GrimmAge!May, jumping up, blurting out: May I come with you?

GrimmAge!Yang, her eyes widening in surprise, ignoring Weiss's furious vibrations, stammering for a moment: I...

GrimmAge!Yang, shrugging, agreeing while continuing to ignore Weiss's silent raging protests: Sure. Why not, but uhh...we should move quickly. Using the Light to murder those thugs seemed as though the townsfolk could turn a nervous blind eye,

GrimmAge!Yang, glancing over towards the back of the tavern, a back door wide open and swinging in the wind, knowing full well Council guards are being called for: But nearly destroying a tavern with Magics? Not so much...let's go now.

GrimmAge!May, determined: Right! I have a small stash of things not far from here, let's head there first. I need my bows.

GrimmAge!Yang, nodding with a big smile, nudging Weiss with her elbow who only silently rolls her eyes and crosses her arms unhappily, anxiously attempting to get them to rush from the tavern: Perfect! We'll head there first! Quickly haha!

#rwby #Weiss schnee #Yang Xiao long #team brnz #May Zedong #GrimmAge!au #GrimmAge #long post #dang y'all the second long post of the day #I'm on a roll lessgo