#The Gang Sells Out

[charmac]

Mac McDonald - "Gay"

#iasip #mac mcdonald #gay mac rules #oc #sorry for the indigo readability i spent like an hour and thats the best shade i could get #annoyed there was no s16 direct gay mention #gay ass season but no 'gay' lol #eps in order for you -> #Mac's Banging the Waitress #Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom #The Gang Sells Out #Mac Fights Gay Marriage #Mac Day #Asskickers United #The Gang Goes to Hell #x2 #Hero or Hate Crime #The Gang Tends Bar #The Gang Gets New Wheels #The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem #The Gang Gets Romantic #The Gang Texts #The Gang's Still in Ireland #Mac Finds His Pride

[charliework16]

he says it like it is

#charlie day #its always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #iasip #iasip16 #the gang sells out

[dick-chugger]

It's so funny when The Gang talks about gay sex in Sells Out, Dennis:

Calls Mac a twink

Calls the business guy a bear

Says that Frank is not a bear

Like babygirl, I love you, but you are so wrong.

#i will accept calling eatly seasons mac a twink #but if we are being strict he is not #also frank is totally a bear. to me at least. #iasip #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #frank reynolds #the gang sells out #its always sunny in philadelphia

[emodennis]

GOD. her <3

#literally why do she and charlie look SO GOOD in those god awful uniforms #dee reynolds #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #my stuff #the gang sells out #it feels sooo good to be watching this show again. took like a month and a half break #what a breath of fresh air #i can start taking notes for so many more videos now :)

[translesbianvampire]

ugh. the hawky tribute that closes out 3x07 "the gang sells out" is such a peak sunny moment, weaving together the funny & the genuinely moving seamlessly within a minute. the ashes in the flaming barrel is a gut-buster EVERY time i watch this clip, to where i start coughing too lmao. and then they start singing & i start crying. then mac's disappointment & the absurdity of the scene itself kinda tip it back into comedy but i'm still crying so idc (but then the knowledge the real actor legit died only 2 years later makes it sad again...R.I.P phil de barros)

i've also transcribed lyrics below da cut:

Hawky never spoke much

But he had his own touch!

Now you're buzzing all around

the hive in the sky!

Yellowjacket Hawky (oh damn!)

We bid you goodbye!

OoWEEoohOoooooooo... (Buzzzzzzzz...)

#translesbianvampire #iasip #text post #video post #the yellowjackets #sunnyblr #the gang sells out #iasip s3 #Youtube

[a-nice-egg-offering]

Just watched Dennis explain gay culture and the roles of tops and bottoms in depth.. yall thought this man was straight?

#Dennis Reynolds #iasip #the gang sells out

[gaydennisreynolds]

be hot do crime: season 3 episode 7, the gang sells out

Total Number of Shirts Worn By Dennis: 5

Total Number of Crimes Committed: 1

Dee - first degree misdemeanor for stealing from the restaurant (estimating the cost of all the bills she double dropped)

Drinking on the clock isn’t illegal in the sense that you can get a charge for it, but it will cause your employer to lose their liquor license.

Best Shirt: Looks like a carpet at an arcade or a seat design in a greyhound bus. Plus it’s his “i know too much about gay culture” outfit.

Episode Rating (on hot/crime metrics ONLY): Boring crimes, but Dennis looks SOOOOOOOOO fuckable. I think if I totally expressed myself about how much I Want Him in this ep I’d be shot for public indecency. 7/10 for looks alone.

TOTAL SERIES CRIME TALLY: DENNIS (27), MAC (27), CHARLIE (20), DEE (17), FRANK (15)

All outfits worn by Dennis under the cut, in order of cuteness, with commentary.

i love a man in uniform <33

sluttily unbuttoned blue button-up? slayyyyy. if only we could see a little chest hair...

weird clash of light blue and dark blue undershirt? don't love it. yet somehow still wanna eat him.

you know what it is, bitch (brown shirt)

#its always sunny #its always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #dennis reynolds #be hot do crime #the gang sells out #c.txt

[hewouldntbeafuckingpoolguy]

#always sunny #iasip #the gang sells out #s3 #charlie+dennis+frank+mac

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Robin landed on the roof next to him and Bruce could already feel the headache building. They were looking down on a young blond man with pointed ears and a large halberd on his backriding on a white horse. The guy looked like he had come straight out of a fairytale. He knew that if this was a new rogue Damian would argue about keeping the horse. Actually he would probably want to keep the horse even if he wasn't a rogue.

Deciding the guy had gotten close enough they swooped down to confront him. The man, startled, stopped his horse and pulled the large halberd off his back. He held it in front of him, as if in warning. The man looked wary of them but not afraid. They stared at eachother for a moment before the man spoke in a language neither Batman not his Robin knew.

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Link was having a wierd day. He had literally just saved Princess Zelda a week ago (and for the second time) when he encountered some kind of demon in black and white. The Master Sword glowed in the demons presence which was all Link needed to know before chasing after the being. The thing, looking like a teen in odd clothing that reminded him of links own rubber suit, bolted into a green portal it had created.

Not hesitating he had his horse leap into it. And now he was in a strange place with no sign of the demon. After getting attacked by a man yelling in a language he didn't recognize, he switched out his sword for a halberd for that extra reach on horseback and continued on his way, leaving the unconscious man on the road side behind him.

This place was odd. Parts of some walls would light up, showing images of people and places he didn't know along with a written language he didn't recognize. He came across many people who looked at him oddly...or at least he thought they were people. They looked like Hylians but most of them were taller than the average Hylian and to Links horror they had short rounded ears. How could they hear thier gods with such tiny ears?

He was scared, but he carried on anyway. Eventually he gets confronted by someone dressed as a monster and a child. They manage to settle thier...dispute?...without violence so that was nice. He pulled a few apples and swift carrots out of his tablet-to the curiosity of the duo- and hands them to the child. The kid caught on quickly and raced off to feed his horse her favorite snacks.

Link will have to figure out how to overcome this language barrier

Bruce however, has discovered this was not a man, but a teenager lost in a foreign world and is set on adopting him.

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #robin #damian wayne #imaging an au of this where one of the other bats spots him first #jason meeting a elf right out of a fairytale lmao #tim meeting a pretty blond elf boy: *mind blown* #ect. #link: *wanting human money of his own* how much do you thing this would sell for? *lays down piles of rubies each bigger than tims head* #batfam: :O #Link: *following Alfred and Jason around trying to convince them to teach him some recipes* #Link: happily cooking for the bats and helping Alfred #Link: *Teaching the bats how to read and write Hylian Gerudo and Zora languages while he leans english* #Danny: *is super lost in this fic and may or may not be leading a child gang in a gang war he didnt mean to start*

[strrwbrrryjam]

its funny that i write a post about respecting the female characters of rdr2 then i get recommended a post talking about getting a 'bad feeling' about mary taking advantage of arthur, the exact thing i was talking about

dude she asks you because it's a VIDEOGAME and you're the PROTAGONIST and she's an important character of the PROTAGONISTS PAST that gives him DEPTH - who else is she going to ask, uncle? she's a part of ARTHURS past

and then you're talking about her having some moral high ground when she does? i love arthur so much, but even i can't deny that between the two of them he has no moral high ground, he's an outlaw, a murderer who regularly steals from and beats and kills innocent people, while mary is a society woman

she isn't taking advantage of arthur at all, she comes to arthur for a variety of reasons, one of them being she's a widowed woman with a gambling drunk of a father, a dead mother, a dead husband and her younger brother leaving to join a cult, living in 1899 where women had limited rights and opportunities, especially in matters of finance and property ownership, her options for independence and support were severely contained and another because arthur is actually capable enough to save her brother from a dangerous cult that is planning to kill themselves, to wrangle up her drunk and likely abusive father, to rescue her mothers broach from a moving carriage.

and again, it bears repeating, that this is a videogame and her missions are OPTIONAL

of course, she's going to get mad when you tell her no because you are not only letting her dead mother's broach be sold but also signing her brother's DEATH WARRANT

she is incredibly grateful each time, thanking him profusely for saving her younger brother, she clearly still misses him, still loves him and still very much longs for a relationship with him despite their troubled past and arthur's outlaw status. her saying arthur will never change is more of a way to remind herself that their relationship would not work out, because arthur is still incredibly loyal to the gang that he prioritised over her during their relationship. even when mary asks, no, practically begs for arthur to run away with her from the law, from the gang, from everything, and arthur so clearly wants to, he still prioritised money and the gang over her, when mary doesn't need money, all she wants is arthur.

in the second mission, mary says "if i was fair to you, and a good person, i would have sold you out a long time ago," this is not only acknowledging her own flaws in this relationship, that she hasn't always treated arthur fairly, she's still incredibly loyal to him, as arthur is a wanted man, with a large bounty on his head, she could have him hanged if she truly was unfair to him, but she doesn't. the love she still has for him is still so strong. and arthur even admits to her being right about this.

despite the fact that mary still loves arthur and that the connection they share is still so strong, mary decides to choose herself and gives arthur the engagement ring she had kept in good condition for so long. she's constantly faced with the reality that arthur will never choose her over a life where death is around every corner. she learns that waiting for arthur is futile and damaging to her emotional health, so in the end, she chooses herself. she chooses to stop waiting and sends back the engagement ring (that she's kept for years, in good condition, that she could have sold because it's clear her family is struggling) and sends it back to arthur, a symbol of a relationship that will never find fulfilment. she prioritizes herself, even though it means letting go of the man she loves so dearly.

even though it's incredibly heartbreaking to her, given that she mentions when she's with arthur, the world feels right, she chooses self-respect and empowerment instead. despite the love she still holds for arthur, she decides to value herself and makes a choice that honours her own well-being. highlighting the strength and resilience she has gained throughout the story.

mary is an important character that adds to the depth and richness of the story and to arthur's character. her complexity mirrors arthurs, where she grapples with her own struggles and desires. she is not as one-dimensional as you portray her. dismissing her and portraying her in such a negative light does nothing but show how misogynistic you truly are.

also, the members of the gang don't like her for a variety of reasons, susan suffers from a bad case of internalised misogyny and believes that mary has ideas above her station, dutch sees mary as a threat to arthurs loyalty, only wanting arthur to be loyal to him, john, marybeths and tilly's perception of mary is heavily influenced by the emotional turmoil arthur suffers after interacting with her, because he still deeply loves her and yet the two of them cannot be together due to his loyalty to the gang. it's important to remember that out of all the gang members, abigail thinks fondly of her.

#its frustrating how people will give characters like micah the benefit of the doubt while he is obviously taking advantage of the gang #and sells them out to the law while mary has every reason to sell them out but doesn't because unlike micah #she's loyal and cares so deeply for arthur that she keeps him safe despite her better judgement #yet mary's the bitch #like honey your misogyny is showing and its making you look stupid and ugly #this started off as a response to someones shittake then it ended up into being a full analysis #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 mary gillis #mary gillis #rdr2 arthur morgan #arthur morgan #rdr2 van der linde gang #van der linde gang #strawberry speaks

[cedarw00d-the-fourth]

redeemed Gort au....He gets tadpoled instead of durge....hregrgrggrr...

#so many thoughts about this au #he meets Karlach and she tries to kill him but he's like “woah there i have amnesia I'm sorry for selling you” #and she's constantly weary of him despite him doing good actions #and sometimes scamming people but he's still good #he meets Ketheric and bro starts having war flashbacks because now that gort is back he has to deal with gort and lythe making out again #OH YEAH LYTHE #lythe gets visited by bhaal and bane and bane is like #“yo you're kinda swaggy and my chosen is gone #wann be my new chosen?“ #and lythe says sure and lets orin take her place as Bhaal's chosen #and then gort gets to Baldur's gate and lythe goes fucking crazy and tells him “kill my sister” and he goes “ok” because bhaalspawn pussy #goes hard #anyways she's archduchess of Baldur's gate and reminds gort that he's chosen of bane #and then gort goes to kill orin and then tries to go to the iron throne but the keyword here is tried because #lythe catches him and leaves him and the gang to die #but he leaves and then finds Lythe at the morphic pool with the netherstones #and she's fucking crazy so she tries to kill him #but fails and disappears #and then they save the world YIPPE #Sorry for the note rambles I'm just autistic #bg3 #enver gortash #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #cedar rambles #bg3 gortash

[sporesgalaxy]

ok so you know how in my elaborate dp rewrite with silence alexander, that is constantly teetering on the edge of being its own thing, I wanted to add witches? <- hasnt talked about this in months. well good news I just solved witches

#PACTS!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!! and thatd be why it was presumed to be selling ur soul to the devil bc it does kinda look like it lol #BAESICALLY . if you can convince a ghost to do it they can give u some of their power but this also gives them some control over u #i dont have all the details figured out yet but before JUST NOW my only idea was like. channeling energy from the ghost zone which was mid #and i wanted to make sam a witch and THIS makes there be a PAYOFF for sam OBVIOUSLY ENVYING DANNYS SUPERPOWERS #bc when the gang finds out abt this she has an excuse to be all DANNY SHARE SUPERPOWERS WITH US BRO. WE R A TEAM. #I was thinking maybe ur trading chunks of ur soul #regardless of the logistics i think the five/take will be that a person gets Powers preportional to how much control a ghost has over them #so like if you make a deal to take only a little power and ur ghost patron gets pissed at u they can make ur life miserable but not kill u #whereas if you take a lotta power and piss off ur patron ur kinda screwed. possibly partly possessed. #omgggggg this could make exorcism a mechanic...twirls my hair...thats so fucking funny tho fr #dp hc #dp #adddna

[pookachuka]

Okay guys repost with a better picture because im totally 100 percent calm now . totally not crying over this. the gays have been ACQUIRED ‼️

#doctor who #jenny flint #madame vastra #jenny x vastra #madame vastra and jenny #vastrajenny #the paternoster gang #vastra x jenny #strax #the funniest thing though: #FOUND THEM IN A SHOP THAT WAS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE #like literally the first town out of the forest. #you finally see a line of shops by the water after like 3 hours of trees #and one of the stores sells THIS FUCKKNG DECK #i absolutely lost my shit right there and then

[dennisboobs]

.

#not putting this anywhere but the tags for reasons but #dennis calling dee babe and then the waitress like a minute later in gang sells out will never not be funny to me #inadvertently sisterzoned #i love how frequently he throws out babe/baby in the early seasons #him calling dee babygirl will always be in my head too #the only person i know irl who calls people babe platonically and unironically is a Mom Friend so *stares*

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

using tumblr's innovative search feature to fail at locating an iasip gifset when I run across this absolutely fascinating train of thought

#Can anyone from winnipeg confirm or deny #Also I guess this turned up because I was looking for 'the gang sells out' shsjkssjd

[todayisafridaynight]

i am haunted by image of ryuji (enough said you can stop here) who lives through kiwami 2 and then when kiryu leaves for okinawa he FINDS HIM (cause man still wanna throw hands it's round 2 babe cmon kiryu come at me) but kiryu is like. chill and surrounded by kids and fuck off ryuji im makin soup theyre hungry maybe later maybe uhh go get rikiya hes into wrestling stuff.

and hes like woah huh uh huh yeah im going to get kids some takoyaki instead of ur soup and THEN we'll fight

also i think rikiya would LOVE ryuji sorry kiryu no aniki but this aniki is better and bigger and also have the cool scar and also he learned how to takoyaki. every day is takoyaki day in the morning glory orphanage now.

god i wish i was an orphan in okinawa to get takoyaki every day

#snap chats #AWFUL I HAD A DREAM I WAS AT A STORE AND THEY WERE SELLING TAKOYAKI MOLDS #I MISS TAKOYAKI SO MUUUCH WAAAHHH #anyway ryuji okinawa adventures when.. just let him hang out with rikiya and the gang #see none of that bullshit with Y6 woulda happened cause ryuji woulda been there to watch these damn kids #haruka try to leave and ryuji's hulking ass just gotta stand in the doorway like Where Ya Goin Lil Lady #and haruka just :( Uncle Ryu Please Let Me Have My Midlife Crisis and ryuji gona remind her she's only 16 #and to get back inside and he's gonna make everyone soup and she'll dejectedly go Ok.. but then she'll go back and have some soup #and then she'll feel better she'll forget the negative press ever existed