#Tang Snatcher Anon

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

*steals your Tang* sorry dude he’s mine now *runs off with tang held up in the air*

you just running around to every blog and snatching tang???

#knox rambles #asks #anon #KLDSMFA;NOWE #TANG SNATCHER ANON

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So @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off is having a bit of an ordeal with a Tang-Snatching anon. So here's a crack chapter for Scattered Cicadas about it! Enjoy.

Read the full story starting here!

Scattered Cicadas - Bonus Chapter: The Tang Snatcher

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Tang struggled against the hold of his captor as he was carried across the rooftops. Getting kidnapped was never a fun occurrence, but this was a particularly grating experience as the grey demon spiriting him away refused to stop cackling.

Tang, who was tied up, gagged, and thrown over his kidnapper’s shoulders, could only hope the insane laughter would allow his family an easier time in tracking him down.

His captor suddenly jumped from the rooftops down into an alleyway, pausing his glee only for a moment as he opened a secret door in the back wall.

Tang was carried down a nondescript tunnel with torches lining the walls. It soon opened up into a large basement with a prison cell filled with about two dozen other men of various ages taking up the left half and what appeared to be a conspiracy theorists’ workspace on the right; complete with a cork board covered in photos and interconnected strings.

The laughing demon dumped Tang into the cell and made his way over to the desk, pulling out a red marker as he began to modify the board.

A few of the other captured men quickly made their way to the scholar and began freeing him from his bonds.

“So let me guess, your name is Tang?” The one pulling at the bindings on his feet seemed pretty calm for being imprisoned by a demon.

“Yes? How did you know that,” Tang asked once his gag had been removed.

“Oh give him a minute,” another man said as he helped Tang to his feet. “He’ll start gloating in just a second.”

“What?”

“At last!” The grey demon turned to face the group and Tang got his first good look at him.

He was almost completely featureless. Grey skin and clothes, no face, no horns or a tail or fur. The only thing that even slightly defined them was the pair of plain black sunglasses they wore.

“I, Hamburg! Have finally captured EVERY Tang in the city!”

Tang’s mouth hung open as he turned to the nearest person.

“Wait, are you all-?”

“Named Tang as well? Yup,” said the nonchalant Tang.

Oh this was going to get confusing.

“And now that I have them all,” the demon, Hamburg, continued, “I can figure out which of them is the reincarnation of the monk Tang Sanzang! I will devour them, steal their divinity, and become powerful enough to rule the world!” Hamburg let out another cackle which was impressive considering he had no mouth.

“What.” Tang just stared in bafflement.

“Yeah, that’s what we’ve been dealing with for a while now,” said a Tang with a lip piercing.

“But- But that doesn’t even make any sense!” Tang was used to over the top evil schemes but this?

This was plain insulting.

“Even if one of us was the reincarnation of Sanzang,” he absolutely was, but he wasn’t about to advertise that, “they’re basing that fact solely on our names. Which is absolutely idiotic! Reincarnations aren’t named after their past lives!

“Not to mention that his reincarnation wouldn’t be divine anymore, so what ‘power’ would he be getting?

“Sanzang wasn’t even that powerful to begin with! He was a monk! A pacifist! The only thing someone would gain from eating him was maybe immortality and even that is uncertain!

“And why go through the trouble of capturing all of us before beginning to test and see which of us might be the reincarnation? Now he just has a bunch of prisoners that he has to keep track of who, based on what I’ve seen so far, could undoubtedly outsmart him and escape!”

Tang whirled and glared at the now speechless demon.

“Did you do any research into this outside our names at all?!”

There was silence for a few moments before a Tang wearing a backwards baseball cap gave a low whistle.

“Damn. We’ve never been able to get him to shut up for this long.”

Before anything else could happen, there was an explosion from down the hall and soon MK, Mei, Pigsy, Sandy, and some kid Tang had never seen came running in.

“Give us our friend back!” MK charged at the demon, swinging his staff.

Tang ignored the extremely one-sided fight as he rushed up to the bars.

“How’d you guys find us?”

“I, uh, saw the grey dude take you into this alley earlier,” the new kid said. “When your friends here came by looking I led them down here. My name’s Knox by the way.”

Sandy casually ripped the door off the cell and began ushering the Tangs towards the exit. MK soon joined them after leaving Hamburg unconscious in the corner of the room.

“So what was that guy’s plan, anyway,” Mei asked as they headed up the tunnel.

Tang growled, catching them all off guard.

“It wasn’t a plan so much as a half-baked delusion of grandeur. I have never been so insulted as a scholar and researcher by the illogical ideas they were spewing.”

“Ooooookay,” Pigsy said. “Let’s get you back to the shop and you can have a bowl of noodles, on the house. That should cheer you up.”

“Thanks for the help,” MK waved to the kid who had led them to the alley as they headed down the street.

“No problem,” the kid, Knox he believed, waved back and disappeared into the crowd.

Tang’s mood lifted at the thought of free noodles. Hopefully he could forget all about this insane day with the help of his favorite dish.

#Ink Writes #Monkie Kid #Scattered Cicadas #Tang Snatcher Anon #this was a blast to whip up #ninja-knox-ur-sox-off #Knox #Tang #Tang Monkie Kid #MK #Mei #Pigsy #Sandy #Hamburg Anon #Tang Snatcher #Hamburg

[aceftw]

ACE I NEED YOU TO DRAW ME AS A DEMON-

I WAS LOOKING AT THE ASKS AND EVERYTHING FROM KNOX BUT NOW DRAW ME AS A DEMON DIEHIDJDJJD

but don’t draw me as me lol

YESSIR

#tang snatcher anon

[art-and-writing-knox-me-down]

..do you have any more Tangs and maybe a Pigsy? -TS

*from inside safety bunker* I have no idea what you're talking about

#knox rambles #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon #FKM;OAGHAWE #You really laying siege on both my blogs huh? l;kMGV;OAHW

[lunar-wandering]

.....yes actually. fighting the Tang Snatcher is exactly what I intend to do.

why? you may ask. well the answer is simple.

it'll be FUN, and I'm nearly as impulsive as the Wukongs Ive snatched.

- 👑

uhhhhhhh @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off we might be dealing with a bit of a war here-

#Wukong Snatcher #Knight Anon #QUICK SOMEONE ALERT THE TANG SNATCHER THAT THEY'RE BEING THREATENED- #.....i do have to admit though. this sounds fun

[winterpower98]

Can I just say, teh way you draw Tangy is just *Chef's kiss* so fabulous. - Pixel Anon

Out of all the characters I drew, Tang is the one who changed the most in my art style

and I still don’t know how to feel about the fact that I draw him the same way I draw Snatcher/Moonjumper human form

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #winter answer #winterpower98

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

YES I ACCEPT THE DRAMATIC ENDING - Tang Snatcher

ALSO THE REBLOG OF THE COMIC? SO GOOD?? And I love my given character :0 anD DID THEY SAY POSTER FOR THIS DUGSIHOJSKHDLJ

THEY DID AND I AM ABSOLUTELY VIBIN WITH IT ALKSMDFGHQOWE

#HONESTLY THE SPEED OF THAT COMIC #I AM SPEECHLESS ASLDMF;AOWE #knox rambles #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon #Hamburg Anon

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Even if you’re my mortal enemy, I’m glad you’re not dead. -Tang Snatcher

*wheezing* Right back at you, dude klMFAOGNWE (Prepare to have your Tang's snatched bACK)

#knox rambles #asks #Tang snatcher anon

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

PUT ME BACK YOU PATHETIC MORTAL-

-T.S.

GOTTA RESCUE TANG SNATCHER-- L;KMSDF;AOBGAWEF

#knox rambles #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon #WHAT A PLOT TWIST #THE SNATCHERS GET SNATCHED SKLDMFA;OGHAWE #Tang Snatcher

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

No I am just someone who wants to take over tumblr. I am but an extent form of life, far from what the mere human mind can imagine. I am not as innocent as a Angel, and I am not as much of a trouble maker as a demon. I am only what one can come up with, yet I have many forms. I am not living, nor am I a machine.

I am the Tang-Snatcher.

I dunno, sounds like a p chill JTTW demon who just vibes in the mountains--

#KLMFDOA;GWE #/j #Tang Snatcher #Amazing introduction though 10/10 #lKFMAWE #Tang Snatcher Anon #Hamburg Anon

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I’m here now- ima look through your posts to see what’s been going on lol -Tang Snatcher

No shade, but bro... dude... mah man... you're feeding a bunch of Tang's that's gotta coast more than the ransom money will be, you're gonna be just as broke--

ngl I'd like some instant noodles right now. Am a hungry human ;LKMFHOGW

#knox rambles #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon #Hamburg Anon #Tang Snatcher

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

*looks at the camera like I’m in the office*

T.S.

;LKMFCDSGH

#knox rambles #Tang Snatcher Anon #*wheezing*

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Ima make the ultimate reveal for dramatic affect-

**takes off anon makes to reveal another anon mask with sharpie written on it, it reads ‘Hamburg anon’**

THATS RIGHT, I WAS THE HAMBURG ANON ALL ALONG

And when I catch the Tang kin, I will cease control over all of tumblr! Becoming the ruler oF ALL THE FANDOMS (*quietly* that I’m part of anyways) AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE PLATFORM

AND WHEN I DO THAT, ILL MAKE A GREATER TUMBLR, ONE WITH FREE THERAPY BECAUSE WE ALL NEED IT AND REFUSE TO HAVE IT >:)

AND THEN I’LL- I’ll….

…

…

…

I’LL THINK ABOUT WHAT I’LL DO BECAUSE MY BRAIN WORKS SLOWLY

HAMBURG ANON

LE GASP IT WAS YOU

THE BETRAYAL!!! THE DRAMA!! *falls over (after placing Rori gently down on the ground)*

I WISH YOU LUCK IN YOUR CONQUEST, BUT I SHALL BE KEEPING THIS TANG, THANK YOU VERY MUCH ALKSDMFGA;AOWE

#knox rambles #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon #HAMBURG ANON #WHAT A REVEAL ALKSDMAN;GOEW

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I am making an army of Tangs from every blog I can find and steal from ok

we'll, you've stolen from two of mine already, so I'd say you're doing pretty good there

#BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME YOU CAN KEEP HIM THOUGH #WATCH OUT TANG SNATCHER ANON #I'M COMING FOR YA #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I-

I did expect to be skimped for-

U m m

But glad you guys liked the design! I legit sent Ace a well amount of traditional Chinese clothing and stuff and told them to use purples and yellows and that’s what we ended up with-

-T.S.

WELL IT TURNED OUT AMAZING ALKSMD;FONOGAWE Truly, Ace is extremely talented and their vibes are immaculate 10/10

Also slkdafm;gnowe Hey, man, with a design like that I would be more surprised if someone didn't simp for ya. This is simply Ace's fault for making the design too amazing /pos

#knox rambles #asks #Tang Snatcher Anon

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I feel that whole looking at the tumblr sexyman asks this is a bad time to say I’ve made an actual account as the Tang Snatcher-

T.S.

THE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN MADE

TANG SNATCHER FANDOM UNITE ALSKDMAF;GBHOWE

#knox rambles #asks #Tang snatcher #Tang snatcher anon