#THAT U GAVE BIRTH TO

[akagi0021]

kdj has done nothing but fill me with grief

#kdj get off the train #u have children #THAT U GAVE BIRTH TO #to raise #biyoo is in the middle squashed i swear #orv fanart #orv #orv spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscent reader #kim dokja #kdj #orv kdj #kdj fanart #shin yoosung #lee gilyoung

[455s]

#carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #cs55 #cs55edit #carlossainzedit #mine #piñon we love u sm #thats his biological son he gave birth to him

[hyunpic]

#hyunjin #skz #fantaken #im telling u i literally gave birth to twins in the audience after seeing him 🫶🏻👍

[fruutes]

GUYS I THOUGHT I HAD THESE ON HERE

OK THANK U FOR LOOKING LOV U :>

I have a bunch of art of my sdv farmer Harmony/ham I forgot to upload them!! Here u can have these two for now and then then then later I will. Give more! Whether u want it or not!!!

It's sodbuster bc it said that on her profile thingy once and I thought it was So funny so I decided it will just be her last name lol

#look at her and little white baby #was she even in the room #that's my jumpscare baby apollo #wait so i was supposed to tell u about that #Harvey asked if wanted a baby and i said ya and COMPLETELY forgot about it #and i went about my life and i didn't know how the baby stuff worked i thought he'd LET ME KNOW or something if it was like ON IT'S WAY #BUT HE DIDN'T #Which is funny itself #to think he too just didn't know #the towns only doctor didn't know his wife was pregnant #anyway one day it's just like YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY #and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK #i didn't even have a boy name ready!!! i just thought of Amelia!!! for some reason i didn't even consider a boy!!! #but like Apollo is nice i love my boy Apollo #its so funny to imagine this whole thing going down #anyway guys lol storytime over #like and subscribe #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv oc #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley oc #what else #my art #harmony sodbuster #sdv fanart

[nervosims]

Qaletaqa breeding kink confirmed.

BROKEJAW: week five

#SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH U FREAK!!! #LEAVE THAT WOMAN ALONE #ts2 #ts2 historical #ts2 gameplay #c://hilago.exe #hilago(5) #brokejaw.exe #brokejaw(5)

[comraderoscoes]

john elkann talking about how lewis hugging ollie shows what a great champion he is lmao he’s just like me

#everytime john talks about lewis he’s like god bless the dinosaurs etc etc that gave birth to you etc etc #just say u wanna shag him i get it!

[bombuni]

I think the teezers most willing to accept an so who’s a crazy cat lady would be: yunho, seonghwa, yeosang, and san. mingi would get too jealous and wooyoung, jongho, and hongjoong would think you’re ridiculous

#inspired by my 3 cats and my general life surrounding them and their needs #jongho is the dad who says he doesn’t care about pets but then makes an unbreakable bond with them #you: my cats r my biological kids #yunho: ok babe☺️let’s get u to bed #san is delulu right alonsgside u he genuinely believes he gave birth to ur cats #idk if joong had pets but he gives me grew up with no pets vibes?? he would prob be like 🕴️ if a cat sat on his lap #yeosang too but i think he’d try to learn about them for u #bom text

[swanpit]

In the OT3 route, how would you say Death's feelings for Puss and Kitty differ? Does he likely "prefer" one over the other? I adore your recent SoftDeath art, btw. Their dynamic is really cool. I feel like Kitty would be terrified when she realized that she "felt something" for that giant wolf. She has trust issues and all. Plus, she might feel like she was being "unfaithful" to Puss... And vice versa. (I mean before the OT3 actually happens) It all just has a lot of potential. ~

that is exactly what kitty got here! i do intent to explore that later, she seems the type that doesn't mind physical intimacy but emotional? she's gonna have crisis about that. so with them, kitty's trust issues definitely gonna factor more heavily on the earlier stage of their relationship, so it's kinda start more like friend/rivals of benefits kind of relationship but then the emotional side is slowly got involved (hehe and kitty has the easiest time making death flustered, at least till puss slowly gains his confidence and footing back, but now also with the newfound respect....and maybe crush as well) death slowly gonna realize that kitty reminds him of himself (maybe so is kitty) and as for puss, he now finally see puss actual process of growth after their last meeting and he's probably gonna follow it most of the time, he thinks puss has definitely come so far (he's not gonna lie if he said he's proud of him at least, and puss is definitely not the type who gives up easily, that could be another thing that could impress him)

#pib2hc #can u believe these 3 idiots jsut gave birth to another au #already have some thoughts but hopefully i can explore and finish it before next month

[bnnyteef]

Sketch dump of the men in my header aka my beloved ocs Lennox (white hair) and angel (blonde)

Aka pls pls yap to me about your ocs I can yap back about mine in return

#noone asked for this #but here u go #i accidentally posted a draft too early an hor ago #😔 #ocs #art #oc art #oc #oc: lennox #oc: angel #my babies that i gave birth to #sketch #i possibly one day will finish writing their full story but that day is far in the future

[dullahandyke]

Yes win my Irish folklore podcast of choice has an ep on the curse of macha! Was thinking abt it all class <3

#yes i have shit to be doing. shut up #basicslly abridged version is that macha is goddess of sovereignty n she becsme human to be some lads wife #and she always got the chores done rlly quick bcos goddess and thus her husband was bragging about her #n her husband said 'lol i bet that u could outrun a pack of horses and i have money on it so go do that' #and macha (heavily pregnant with twins) said WHAT THE FUCK #and she did it and she won but all the running plus being pregnant didnt mix well #and she either miscarried or fell on the ground and gave birth then and there w no help #and she went 'FUCK YOU YE USELESS MEN LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT' #and she cursed it so that whenever the grown men of ulster needed to fight theyd be struck down by pain equivalent to childbirth #and that laid the groundwork for cú chulainn's role in the cattle raid of cooley #bcos ulster got in a war n all thr grown men were bedridden w pain so queen medb was like 'ah shit what do i do now' #n then cú chulainn showed up and he was only a child but god could he kill a bitch so ulster didnt get too slaughtered #and then the rest of the táin etc etc #for comparison ive seen people say cú chulainn and the táin are to ireland what achilles and the iliad are to greece #im fully talking out of my ass btw this is all from memory. but its fun innit

[moonlitfool]

i checked on my snapchat memories and on 1/14/22 was the first day i met my soon to be bestie of a cat

#my mom didnt want to bring her inside since we didnt really have the money to take care of her in case of medical stuff #but i kept feeding her and she kept getting friendly and would yell at us when we left the house #eventually gave birth twice near our house and the second time i convinced my mom to let her in since she gave birth in early october and #itd be cold soon. now she is a big ole cuddle bug and has put on some more weight and is no longer skin and bones :) #idk moral of the story keep feeding stray cats so u can break down ur moms defenses to let them in lmao

[colgatebluemintygel]

toothpaste!!!! just spreading some love to the moots 2day,, hope you are well!!!!

REGGIE BABY HIIIIIIII <333 i am well, i've had a restful day… i am catsitting for my parents and am currently sitting in front of the fire w a cuppa pretending to do work but actually watching gardener’s world 💗💗💗 it’s me and monty don against the world

hope you're well xxxx sending the love right back 2 you !!!

#tho when i say my day has been restful it has not been without its antics.. #discovered a weird lil paper doll in the coal bucket w a photo of my baby niece’s face glued to it. so i sent my dad a text like ?????? #and he replied w: “Proto type 1” #…. okay !!!!! prototype of what !!!!!! #they also have a cage set up in the lounge that is filled w christmas baubles like a ball pitt and they call it tilly’s fighting cage #and tilly (the cat) gets inside and beats up the baubles. but she got stuck !! so help was required #this cat has been Through it i tell u.. she randomly turned up one day n just moved in. then gave birth to kittens n got hit by a car #she had 2 get her face reconstructed w metal and i always accidentally give her a lil electric shock when i pat her head 😭 #ummm what else. my grandad showed up in his lil one man digger asking for his favourite axe. and i was like sorry !!! idk where it is!! #then he just hopped back in his digger and peaced out. without a word. icon... #anywho rambles aside <3333 kisses !!

[rebelrevolutionary]

happy pride month! heres some bisexuals for u

#hawke #anders #handers #da2 #dragon age #my art #ser pounce a lot #he is also bisexual. u cannot change my mind #anders looking like hes an exhausted but grateful mom who just gave birth to their newborn #he just rly loves his cat ok

[gis4greenandgreenisgre4t]

all imma say is that if u go for any of the kids in spiderverse im automatically assuming you’re a pedophile no discussion

#bc no way u see miguel jess spot rio fine asses and think #yeah i want the kids instead #like you’re WEIRD #you’re a WEIRDO #and in a very bad way #this might cause discourse so js to let u know im not arguing with any of u #spiderverse #sorry this is not femcel posting but I’ve been thinking about this #like the amount of miles self insert fics made by grown adults is CRAZY #that little boy is a child he’s practically a baby 😭 #in fact he’s MY baby bc i gave birth to him and he’s my son soooo

[theparadoxart]

fucked up parents and their fucked up parenting

#U cant correct them coz they are always right and u are just talking back #They can say whatever they want and make u feel completely useless #Even tho u are trying ur best for them and helping them in every small or big task #But hey so what u arent allowed to say that out loud coz they work far harder #Also they can say it out loud and let u know its their house u stay in they provide everything etc #But the second u try to do it god forbid who knows what woukd happen to them when rhey get old and they cant work anymore #Coz apparently u might justleave them or push them out the house #Which btw they themselves say quite a lot during arguments “its my house get out” #So all in all theycan say or d whatever but u cant #They woukd never acknowledge ur efforts and instead pick ur faults and the moments u start counting the times u did something good #U are just selfish and its not a big deal. #Makes u wonder why they even gave birth to you right? #They treat u like shit even hit you and then have the audacity to say how dare u talk rudely #Ill tell u what #They are scared that u will treat them the same way they treat u rn. #Wont give their opinions any value or their efforts or talk to them nicely etc etc #Talk about toxic parenting #Rant

[ao3gingerswag]

Hey this is just a pro tip for anyone going into childcare or teaching. If u get ur certification for birth to grade 2 students with disabilities. Everyone wants u carnally.

#at least in ny state #im leaving the nyc department of education and i am. literally shocked at how many job offers im getting #at much higher salaries with like literally no questions asked like they literally dont even care #who u r #bc they r clearly insanely desperate #there's all these early intervention programs where they clearly need someone with this certification legally to provide the services #and they obviously dont have nearly enough ppl to fill these roles #if ur entering grad school for teaching and arent sure which certificate to pursue #birth to grade 2 students with disabilities!!!!!! #my program gave me 4 certs which was crazy and exhausting but now im grateful bc i wouldnt have picked this one if i had to choose 1 #but now i have it and im the most popular girl in the world #teaching #teaching certification #nyc doe