#Swear To God

[holybatgirlz]

Me at Shondaland and Netflix while I wait for confirmation that Benedict and Sophie will be season 4 and not another sibling instead:

#bridgerton #swear to god #swear to fucking god I’ll be at my limit if it’s not #benedict bridgerton #sophie beckett

[artsyunderstudy]

not writing because ideas are too jumbled

not writing because ideas are very clear but i dont wanna fuck em up somehow in the translation from brain to word doc

not writing because im just so excited about these ideas and i dont want to ever be done thinking about them. cant let them out. keep em trapped.

not writing because most definitely listening to the hamilton soundtrack. really not conducive to writing smut or sad backstories but very conducive to feeling PUMPED UP

not writing because there's a cat in my lap sorry i dont make the rules

not

writing

currently

#alright break over #after this 15th and final replay of Wait for It #seriously final replay #swear to god #personal #jibberin

[nick-close]

I wanna make like a small fun discord server for dndads muts and cool folks but I’m actually very antisocial and don’t like talking for more than 5 minutes at a time so idk how that’d work out

#glennfuckers server when #I suck at holding a conversation #and my autistic urge to be completely isolated is alwyas here so #I burn out LMAO #but oug. #I barely talk on the discord with my FRIENDS THO #That said #this is how I trick you into a rp server /hj #ok sorry #I have to graduate before I do that again #swear to god #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[twinklelilstarkey]

One thing I will never understand is how confident dumb people are.

#rita talks to herself #swear to god #i will never understand how people on any social media get theories from their ass and post it like it's a fact #i literally have to overthink for a month before posting anything #(this is an accumulation of moments but...) #i was just on twitter and someone was talking about a dark romance book (???) where a woman kills her kids bc they got more attention from #her husband (their dad) than her #and someone really said: that is literally medea #NO IT IS FUCKING NOT #PLEASE #GOOGLE IS FREE #PLS YOU ARE MAKING ME HAVE A MOMENT HERE #not the greek tragedy i have analyzed for uni 100 times get anything wrong but that

[gods-graveyard]

You know that audio "Id love to date a woman, marry a woman, but im in love with a MAN right now- AHHHHH" thats me rn.

This motherfucker sent me his grad speech (I asked out of curiosity) along with the voice memo practice and hes so fucking passionate and such a goddamm nerd I swear to god why is this my type???

He used a fucking butterfly metaphor for the fact that "The potential of flight has always been there, long before you sprouted wings-"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyways!!! im so fucked

#sunny rants #in love with a MAN rn #AHHHHHH #Swear to god #why do I go for the nerds?? #because like #i cant cope #im dying here #how do you explain #“your passion made me like you even more”

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I'm fully aware of the fact that there are only so many letters in the English language and that this means that acronyms often end up feeling coincidental because they repeat in different areas of your life with different meanings, but at the same time I was not prepared to open a very official email for Important Adult Tasks and end up reading the acronym

LOTR

#swear to god #as soon as I read it #In the Hall of the Mountain King started playing in my head #lotr

[b-dwolf]

insane but like

what if eddie was telling the truth to buck about all he knew of what happened the day of the shooting?

like what if he seriously didn’t remember buck being the one to save him, or carrying him to safety, or asking if he was hurt, or anything?

i just find it so interesting that captain mehta is returning the episode right after they Finally talked about it. what if mehta sees eddie and asks how he’s doing, eddie answers truthfully and then mehta sees buck off in the distance like- helping a victim or something- and he asks eddie again, “how is he by the way?” and eddie is very confused because . what do you mean?

maybe he will explain him getting struck by lightning and mehta is like ok cool but Not what i meant and then he explains to eddie all the parts he’s been missing about the day of the shooting …. and it just finally Clicks something into place for him.

idk maybe im insane but just the fact he’s showing up RIGHT AFTER the episode we just witnessed is ……. it’s interesting alright!!

#rambling #911 on fox #buddie #captain mehta #eddie diaz #evan buckley #these men #swear to god #otp: you two have an adorable son

[rosieofcorona]

one dumbass email away from committing violence

#swear to god #work stuff

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#i thought she was going to say the man that i love #swear to god #love this scene #im not crying you are #supportive wife #proud #i love them your honor #faves #olicity #oliver x felicity #felicity x oliver #felicity smoak #oliver queen #stephen amell #emily bett rickards #love #arrow #arrowedits #arrowedit #gif #gifs #gifset #3x19

[artbyblastweave]

Slaughterhouse 9 vs Doom Factory who-would-win

#wildbow #parahumans #worm #slaughterhouse 9 #the venture bros #swear to god #if worm were any more prominent in the cultural consciousness than it is #I absolutely would have pegged them as a sendup #Jack Slash vs Wes Warhammer! #the venture brothers

[gh0str3c0rd3r]

unfair: local girl who is Right about Everything Forever has to apologize to someone

#daily stuff i guess #swear to god #i was in the right here #why do i have to be all corny and shit #i cantstand it

[dark-falz]

Tumblr in 2013: Phantasy??? Star?????

Tumblr in 2023:

PHANTASY STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#swear to god #why are my followers all hot as fuck

[homonculushound]

Waiting for those Boruto Leaks Manifesting Orochimaru to show themselves please I miss them so much I beg

#personal #naruto fandom #orochimaru #swear to god #they better show up soon #crying #also they need to beat up Kawaki for calling Mitsuki a Sick Perv

[noose-lion]

What the fuck tumblr, where's my dash?

#swear to God #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #tumblr

[chaoticrokiroki]

im lowkey a simp for dabi ill admit that.

but shouto not being included in that last panel from the leaks? them possibly leaving shouto behind?

im so mad im praying on dabi's downfall

#bnha #mha #dabi #shouto todoroki #todoroki shouto #touya todoroki #my hero academia #bnha spoilers #todoroki family #mha spoilers #swear to god #shouto's the priority here #because im not delusional so i know what's important #anyone thats all “its what dabi wants thats why hes not here” or stuff like that #shut it #dabi's hatred of shouto is actually monstrous #and it makes me incredibly mad #but also the way theyre all risking death and leaving shouto behind with no thoughts is #frankly appalling #horikoshi's flushing shouto's entire character down the drain for dabi if this bs works #and im Not For It #this might be That Time Of The Month talking #but also im always mad FOR shouto

[samanddean76]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Winchester/Sam Winchester Characters: Sam Winchester, John Winchester Additional Tags: Established John Winchester/Sam Winchester, Hunt Gone Wrong, John Driving The Hell Out Of The Impala, Dean's Gonna Be Pissed, Sam Winchester Has a Plan, John Winchester Not Being an Asshole, swear to god, There's A Serious Story In Here, Non-Explicit, Very fond memories Summary:

Sam and John were out hunting werewolves, but they quickly found themselves outnumbered and fleeing for their lives. Caught up in a blizzard, Sam comes up with a plan on the fly to save the day. And reap the rewards.

@dadfuckerfest

#Sam/John #John/Sam #Established John Winchester/Sam Winchester #Hunt Gone Wrong #John Driving The Hell Out Of The Impala #Dean's Gonna Be Pissed #Sam Winchester Has A Plan #John Winchester Not Being An Asshole #Swear To God #There's A Serious Story In Here #Non-Explicit #Very Fond Memories #SPN #Supernatural #ao3 fanfic #archive of our own