#Stanley cup shit

[lickmylundqvist]

Not superstitious just a little a stitious

#auston matthews #matthew tkachuk #Jacob Trouba #Mathew barzal #andrei vasilevskiy #jeremy swayman #mark scheifele #marc andre fleury #jack eichel #anders lee #jordan staal #phillip danault #jared mccann #Trouba you dunderhead why did you touch it??? #Stanley cup shit

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

debbie gallagher definitely fell victim to the stanley cup epidemic- she has two, but she also bought franny and ian both one for christmas. mickey criticizes it because he heard they were stupid yuppie cups and debbie gets defensive and it’s a whole lovely thing<3

#i am talking about christmas in february i know #to be fair i hate christmas so its not like i wouldve made a post dedicated to christmas i just randomly thought of this #i actually kind of want a stanley cup but like… just one #shameless #shameless headcanon #debbie gallagher #ian gallagher #franny gallagher #mickey milkovich #gallavich #crack post #shit post #headcanon #stanley cup

[nylwnder]

the animal has been freed

#my fancam #ITS OUR FUCKING TIME BITCHES #NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US #THIS SHIT IS OUURRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS #leafs lb #playoffs lb #stanley cup playoffs 2023 #toronto maple leafs #toronto maple leafs edit #toronto maple leafs fancam #john tavares #morgan rielly #william nylander #mitch marner #michael bunting #ryan o’reilly #luke schenn #jake mccabe #alex kerfoot #zach aston-reese #mark giordano #ilya samsonov

[crossbackpoke-check]

Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

#liv in the replies #patrice bergeron #boston bruins #brad marchand #do you ever think about how brad marchand said that when bergy retired he would retire or are you capable of normal thought i'm not at all #please say a gratitude for both my sanity& y'all that this poem (which has been saved in my camera roll with the vague idea of using it for #??? ​long) & not one of the poems i had saved for carey for a really long time & remixed & everything with another poem until i found a poem #that absolutely murdered me in cold blood but there is an alternate universe where i did& then had to explain my unhinged thoughts to you. #anyway how are we feeling about bergy retirement. pspspspsp sara & luna are y'all doing okay like. the doc title for this one was #patrice the hockey player means a lot to me but patrice the person means so much more #which is why the end line of the other poem was so *%"@^)! (you love / what you are) because patrice does. like he is a whole ass good huma #& now since no one asked i need to tell you all the details about everything also y'all please clap i made an edit with NO baby pictures #although i did find one & save it & minimal genres of photo i always use in edits because they're my taste & aesthetic but anyway. #when i saved the first photo and marked it as one i wanted i accidentally wrote “how will he know they love him” which is not the line but #makes me feel feral about patrice & the rest of them all had hurtful names too but also. the third picture is literally a CELLY like brad #just scored a goal & he is clinging to bergy for dear life with that shit i saved that as “oh the agony on his face for unendurable” #& yes it is one of my cliches to have a draft day picture but in my defense the lifelong bond that patrice has/d with boston deserved to be #there even if i put in the love story & YES that picture is from the 2011 playoff right below it shared joy & pain & i couldn't tell you #when the brad marchy photo for together forever is except for the fact that i saw it & just the gut punch of oh my god the way he looks at #things men will praise you for is the stanley cup. duh. but i love the contrast of “some deed” being the stanley cup but then #bergy's choice to do noble deeds (ends up still earning praise &that's my note to his efforts outside of hockey we love a supportive captai #should also mention the first two i came up with & had the photos i knew i wanted for were the first and last one alskaldk but i KNEW i #wanted chara somewhere in the paragraph about leaving & then while i was looking found the one of bergy playing tuukka on accident & yes #i do have to make goalie jokes every time. no reprieve . no dice/no deal/no goal goalies have no rest/reprieve etc etc the one that killed #me though was looking for a patrice award pic & i wanted basically the one that i got for “how will you know any will praise you” & instead #also got the picture of patrice winning the some community hero award for charity work that he does & i love him mama & of COURSE that puck #is from bergy's 1000 game who do you think I am (if you guessed sleepy and emotional about patrice you'd be right) and ALSO please be ready #for all the patrice posts/bruins posts that have been sitting in my drafts to be released on this occasion of patrice retirement #I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT TUUKKA ALSO RETIRED THAT’S WHY HE WAS ON WISE OR SIMPLE NO REPRIEVE AND THAT LATE OR SOON WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE #CHARA BECAUSE CHARA LEFT FIRST TO GO TO THE CAPS AND THEN LEFT IN RETIRMENT HE LEFT SOON BUT NOT FOR REAL THEN LATER LEFT FOR REAL (RETIRED)

[teekays]

really beautiful and important stuff happening for my continued alec martinez x briss agenda that consists of nothing except me going Wouldn't this be kinda hot and fun guys

#np bravely leading the charge in fucking that old (not really but ykwim) man #anyway it's like. you think you're hot shit and sooo over it and chill until a 3x stanley cup champion 10+ years older than you has you #[redacted] in his hotel room. yknow #teddyposting

[lover-of-mine]

People do know they don't have to buy a Stanley, right? Or whatever the fuck is the current bottle people want. You got your bottle for free in an event in 2015? All the power to you, but if having a cup that matches their outfit makes someone happy, why the fuck do you care????? Are you paying for their bottle? No, you're not. The bottle will still be produced. What's the ethical problem here??? If having a blue cup, and a pink cup, and a cup that makes me look like a koala keeps me going, then it's a necessary purchase. You're not the one spending money on it so why do you care?????????

#i got 5 tiktok videos on a row of people bragging about their old bottles #one girl literally ran her bottle over #and im like okay? you dont care where you're drinking your water #some people find dopamine on stupid shit like having their bottle match with stuff why do you care how they're spending their money???? #ugh #yes i have a Stanley. it was a gift tho #i also have more cups that i probably should have #but one sparkly cups that match my phone case kept me drinking water while i was at uni so i think thats a win #and they were also a small purchase that kept me going on bad days #i dont see the harm on having multiples of one thing #its not like I'm throwing the old ones away #i still use most of them when i feel like it #its a harmless thing #ITS A FUCKING WATER BOTTLE #fucks sake we cant like anything #thoughts thoughts thoughts

[lovevalley45]

i keep seeing this girl on the bus who will take up both seats by having her feet on the seat beside her and i have to say. u know it’s a white girl doin it cuz other ppl know better

#alli says shit #like i’ve written on buses with a ‘no shoes on the seats’ rule n i think that’s right! #no one wants to sit on what you’ve been stepping on walkin around with ur stanley cup #white audacity in action #like this ain’t ur couch. if u don’t have anyone sitting next to u just put ur bag there

[midnightsnackclub]

i love them so much 💟

#vegas golden knights #vgk #Vegas hockey #Stanley cup #nhl #meme #hockey meme #mine #hockey shit

[vehder]

Dreaming of people that I have no reason to dream of really ruins a good portion of my day

#like why are you here hello?? leave?? #last time i spoke to this person they were all alt/metalhead/goth or whatever #but in the dream they were brown hair Stanley cup basic white girl looking tf is that #dreams are so weird #I haven’t dreamt of Michael Myers chasing me in like a year WHERE IS THAT ONE AT CMON #she was a witchy girl but no shot that leech is thinking of me 2 years later to put some curse out there on me #Get your shit together brain 🧍

[zackcollins]

King Shit (designed by @/guffychan on Twitter!)

#lets go naz you king #hes the king shit for this #truly an icon to us all #the credit for this goes to one of my friends #they sent it to the group chat and gave me permission to post it!! #thank you for that!! #also theres no link to the profile because i dont have twitter #rip me LOL #anyways enjoy this everyone!! #nazem kadri #colorado avalanche #hockey #nhl #nhl offseason 2022 #nhl offseason #stanley cup parade #stanley cup parade 2022 #stanley cup champions #not baseball #not mash #r.t. talks #r.t.s group chat shenanigans #r.t. posts pictures #r.t. posts game pictures #game pictures #<- close enough LOL

[shenyaanigans]

i know very little abt the stanley cup discourse so maybe im wrong but all the posts i keep seeing about it seem to just be making fun of people/calling them sad for liking to collect stanley cups and tbh i think you guys are being mean for no reason lol

#kat chats #like none of the discourse posts seem to be about like. idk stanley cup business practices or manufacturing #like the discourse posts abt apple for example that point out how they are destroying congo #like the posts telling ppl not to buy the newest iphone center that #but literally all i've seen is just people being like omg it's SO sad that these white people are staking out a target for a cup release #and like. i guess if you wanted to bring up that it's a starbucks collab an starbucks is a morally bankrupt company-- #--currently facing a grassroots consumer boycott and buying starbucks branded items to show off is advertising for them #like SURE again i think if the discourse was about this and was centering how starbucks is anti-union & targets pro-ceasefire workers #then yeah i'd be on board #but for real every post i see about it is just 'what if we were mean over a vaguely harmless thing bc its a white person thing' #and idk man. there are worse constructions of whiteness than liking these stupid looking stanley cups #it's the same with the live laugh love shit like LISTEN. is it vapid and ugly? yes #but people are allowed to like vapid and ugly things that's not a crime #and as i grow older i find myself liking less and less this bullying works mentality. #like what if we put our energy towards things that mattered. like protecting palestinians and advocating for an end to occupation #u know? #anyways. sorry again if somehow stanley cups are a racist dogwhistle #but insofar as i know their only sin is that they're fucking ugly

[nintendont2502]

getting so sick of hearing people say "omg [x] broke the internet!!1!1" because literally 100% of the time it's the most generic mildly interesting news involving people ive never once in my life heard of

#were at an interesting stage where there is no collective internet anymore #no collective experience no collective language no collective memes #hell even on the same site you can have wildly different insular experiences #which is deeply fascinating to me #and tbh im glad im isolated from the mainstream internet #i watch stanley cup discourse and boring celebrity drama and whatever boring ass shit theyre trying to claim 'broke the internet' like an #aquarium #mfers really say something broke the internet when it didnt even register on tumblr #and then you try to explain a tumblr sitewide trend to them and it breaks *them* #its great #me.txt

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

you guys should listen to more of this stuff please. I promise you it's good

#riot grrl is such a great genre of punk #and in this time where misogyny is so fucking rampant and where some people believe that hating stanley cups and #t*ylor s*ift is misogynistic we really need another movement like this #but without the white feminism/TERF shit that was in part of the original movement #me posts #Spotify

[barnbridges]

those not like my mother tiktoks are sometimes good, sometimes it's people just being classist as a cope or overconsummeristic and flexxing about it to their literal hardworking parents.

#sure its healthy to try being better than your parents #but is your mother just like your grandma #why do you feel the need to flex so much #my grandmother is insanely happy for my mother but approves like 30% of her “lifestyle” #which is literally... that we have running water and central heating... #i think its deeply entitled to act like you're better than your parents by default and there are no possible flaws in your lifestyle #your children will inevitably hate you or be disappointed by you at some point. #your stanley cup will be their “mom didnt have a dishwasher” moment #like sure sometimes you ARE better thsn your mother #but overconsumming shit or using something more trendy is not a moral quality

[fiapartridge]

LUKES PLAYING TMR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

#STANLEY CUP DEBUT YAYYYAYAYAY #LETS WIN THIS SHIT #luke baby imma need u to get us on that board