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ave661 · 2 days
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🧼🚬💀
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bressynonym · 3 days
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buzzzzzzzz
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felixeis003 · 3 days
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Soap in a dress soap in a dress soap in a dress soap in a dress soap in a dress
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mactavishenjoyer · 1 day
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Soap:"I think little me would be proud."
Ghost:"little me would call me slurs."
Soap:
Soap:"at least you are opening up."
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dante-mightdie · 21 hours
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soap is so smart what about engineering husband soap who could do complex math all day but married a ditzy wife who hates to even look at their house bills
pls this is all I want in life it’s always simon or price with a ditzy bimbo when soap is literally right there!!!
c/w: bimbo!reader, fluff, brief para about smut
you’re just always so happy to be around him. you never understand a word he’s talking about especially when it’s work related but when you hear all those big complicated words coming from your man, your brain just switches off. happy and content with just getting to listen to him
he handles all the big important things. all the household bills, handy jobs and important phone calls/house visits. your job is to spend all of his money on decorating the house he bought you :)
he spends all day talking to incredibly smart people all day, his brain works so hard during the day. he just wants to come home to his pretty wife who gives him baked goods and blowjobs under the kitchen table
he absolutely will never insult your intelligence. maybe he’ll call you a dumb whore when he fucks you but what else is he supposed to call you when all you can do is answer his dirty talk with babbled moans?
he actually loves you so much ahhh he gets cuteness aggression when you talk to him. when he asks about your day and you sit there telling him about all the things you bought and all the money you spent he just wants to kiss you and squeeze you <3
omg but you know that trend where women got custom beer posters for their boyfriends/husbands? yeah, this version of soap having a workshop that you think looks so boring! so you get a bunch of posters made to keep his eyes on prize whilst he’s working
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temeyes · 2 days
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Soap and ghost are gonna get their tummies kissed, I don’t make the rules 😘😤
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lieutenant riley might need a bit more convincing, bestie,,,
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hokkeis · 20 hours
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Wdym i can't draw them instead of going to therapy? 🧍‍♂️
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ghouljams · 14 hours
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Warning porn link >>>
https://x.com/6ixnsfw/status/1784785949651574921
I immediately thought of Soap in pretty much ever au wanting to kiss his girl's lips. (His girl's nether lips that is.)
Imagine him asking us for a kiss only to crouch down to rip out panties off to coo at his favourite girl. (The pussy not us)
Honestly we might as well put a collar on him and keep him between our legs if he likes being there that much.....
Good LORD
It's the way he just slides down between your legs, spreads your thighs apart, and presses his lips against your bare cunt. No tongue, no sucking at your clit, just pure unadulterated adoration. He kisses your pussy like he kisses you, soft and wanting. You can hear the sound of it, feel the way your skin sticks to him, the scratch of his stubble. He doesn't even look at you, too busy with his lover to give you a second glance.
"Oh, my bonnie-" kiss, "-bonnie-" kiss, "-pussy." He coos at your slit, dragging his fingers along it, kissing your mound as his thumb circles your clit. "Did you miss me?" He kisses it again, follows the track of his fingers and finally drags his tongue over you. You know better than to expect more. The slow pull of it as he groans, savoring the taste of you, makes you smile and your hips jerk when the tip of his tongue flicks against your clit. Johnny's quick to loop an arm over your hips, to press you down hard and keep you there. It's funny to see him kiss your cunt immediately after, cooing apologies for "makin' 'er clench" and promising he won't tease.
The fucking liar. You know better than anyone that if Johnny's got his mouth on you he won't even come up for air until he's wrung you dry. His fingers twist and thrust in and out of your tight hole, just to be pulled free so he can kiss at your clenching entrance. Terribly chaste things, all adoration and worship without the substance of eating you out. Teasing you until you bed him to lick you, to suck your clit, to give you anything more than simply drilling his fingers against that soft spongey spot that makes you see stars as he kisses your folds.
He only gets worse. Lapping at your slick, sucking it off your skin like he's hoping to drink you dry, murmuring for you to "come on, come on, you can do it, just a little more," until you feel a dam break and his mouth covers your cunt to swallow as you squirt for him. It may take hours but when he's satisfied he'll crawl over your spent figure and tilt his head so you can lick yourself off his stubble while he fucks your overworked hole.
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John MacTavish has The hairiest ass crack known to man
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remiebear · 10 hours
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Meow meows <3
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Soap Drabble
It's all just angst, sorry not sorry.
You miss him when he's on deployment.
You miss him when he sends you silly videos of him and Gaz fucking around on base. Usually pranking Simon
You miss him when you find one of his unwashed hoodies and throw it on while doing the laundry. His scent enveloping you as you go about your day.
You miss him when Tav, your labrador whines at the front door, waiting for him to come home.
You miss him when you lie awake at night, Tav tucked into your side in the middle of the bed. The bed still smells like him.
You miss him as you sit on the bank of Loch Coruisk, Tav prancing around, sniffing at the ground as you pick at the grass at your feet.
You miss him.
You miss him.
You'll never stop missing him.
His dogtags and a gold band lie warm against your sternum as you watch the sun set over the horizon before you. The wind whistles in your hair as you close your eyes and think of his laugh.
Tears prick at your eyes as you remember the last thing he said to you. A whispered promise that he'll be home before you knew it. An unintended deception. Bittersweet devotion lingers immortal in your chest.
"Who Dares Wins, Johnny," you whisper into the twilight as you call Tav to heel. It's the last time you'll do this, the last time you make the pilgrimage.
You're getting married again next week. It's time to move on.
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bressynonym · 2 days
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👅👀
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eiraeths · 2 days
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ghost never liked being in photos. even as a kid he avoided them at all costs. this extended into his military career and as a result, there’s no photos of him with any squad mates. not even the 141. when his family died, it was something next to disheartening to realize there’s no proof he was ever in their lives. he told himself it was for the best, like a mantra every night it kept him up. he never expected johnny to go first. never expected to regret all those years avoiding photos. there’s no photographic proof he was ever in soap’s life. pictures are all that’s left of soap and none of them have any sense of belonging to ghost.
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chamomiletealeaf · 1 day
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need johnny to tell me I look so bonnie when I ride it, it would do wonders for the soap brain rot I'm currently experiencing
AHH OMG
ok but imagine riding him nice and slow and he’s gripping your hip and the other hand in your hair as he’s like:
“Yeah that’s it. Such a bonnie little thing. C’mon nice and slow. Just like that.”
He doesn’t help you, just watches how you slowly roll your hips on him while his hand is in your hair forcing you to make eye contact with him.
“Look so sweet like this lass. Look so bonnie when you ride it. That’s right, fuck yourself on my cock baby. Make yourself cum c’mon you can do it.”
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inkarmatqq · 2 days
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Hot males
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hagswags · 2 days
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JaDD chapter 13 reunion
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