#Sniper Tournament

[defensenow]

#youtube #militarytraining #usmilitary #Precision Shooting #Long Range Shooting #Sniper Challenge #Sniper Tournament #Sniper Event #Sniper Training #Marksmanship #Sniper Championship #Elite Snipers #Sniper Competition #Sniper Rifles #Battle of the Sniper War Games #Special Forces Sniper #Tactical Shooting #Military Sniper

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

MICK MUNDY//SNIPER:

STARSCREAM:

#mick mundy #tf2 sniper #Starscream #team fortress 2 #tf2 #transformers #transformers comics #most tragic tournament #polls #most tragic round 3

[alloaroswagtournament]

Bracket 1 Round 1

Michael Distortion (The Magnus Archives) vs. The Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

#alloaro #aromantic #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #poll #michael distortion #the magnus archives #the sniper #team fortress 2

[adhdxautismshiptournament]

ADHD X AUTISM

Round 1 Match 8

#bracket tournament #ship tournament #marigami #mlb marinette #marinette #miraculous #kagaminette #kagami #kagami miraculous #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #sniper x scout

[sexymancatalogue]

Sexyman Catalogue's SexyMan Bracket

#tumblr sexyman #tsotd #tumblr sexyman of the day #ULTIMATE SEXYMAN BRACKET TOURNAMENT #sexyman bracket #tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 medic

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Stinky Fuck Swag Bracket B Side A: Round 1, Match 10

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Propaganda under the cut!

Keaton:

wolfboy who spends all his time collecting things. these things tend to be gross as hell (molding and/or rusting items, balls of spiderweb, animal parts, human bones, etc)

Sniper:

He throws jars of piss at people and shoots piss filled darts at people. One of his cosmetics is a piss-stained bandana(Master's Yellow Belt) and another is 4 piss jars on his vest(Jarmaments). He also took pills to make is kidneys 3x bigger so he could piss more often.

He lives in a van in the middle of a desert. You cannot tell me he showers regularly. He usually sits in a sniper nest (again, a cramped space in the middle of a blazing desert) for days at a time. This is where his jarate/piss jars pile up too. Oh yeah, Jarate. One of his main weapons is throwing his jars of piss at people.

#fire emblem fates #keaton fire emblem #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #stinky fuck swag polls #round 1 #stinkyfuckswagtourney #tumblr tourney #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #poll tournament

[ultimateheadcanontournament]

Round Two

Sniper

"LORD THIS IS SUPER SPECIFIC LMAO. OK FOR THOSE NOT IN THE TF2 COMMUNITY:

Sniper has a secondary weapon called Jarate, which. Im not sugar-coating it. Its piss in a jar. Sniper has the bladder of a god and can refill a jar of piss in 20 seconds. I dont need to tell you that its not normal for that to happen. If I do, please consult your doctor.

Sniper develops this… superpower by taking Saxton Hale Jarate Pills, which supposedly tripled the size of his kidneys (and caused massive organ failure, which he supposedly cant feel because of the hale brand painkillers). Now, something super important to note: Saxton Hale is a fraud GASP. Its a well known fact that Hale's products are horrible, bottom of the barrel, sad excuses for products. He sells rocket launchers that can't even kill a man on direct hit.

NOW, I CAN ADDRESS THE NON-TF2 AND TF2 COMMUNITY AS EQUALS:

IF SAXTON SELLS SUCH SHIT PRODUCTS, WHY WOULD THE JARATE PILLS ACTUALLY WORK, AND WHY WOULD THE PAINKILLERS WORK?? HALE PROBABLY THINKS PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS THIS MAN HAS 0 CLUE HOW ANATOMY WORKS.

Now, here's where the headcanon, dare i say FACT comes in: the biggest symptom of diabetes is lots and lots of piss. Other symptoms include abdomonal pain, which sniper can mistake as organ failure. Now why would Sniper never progress far enough to die of diabetes if he thinks its the pills?

Simple! Medic's medigun is a device that can restore cut off limbs, bullet holes, and my proposal: restore blood sugar to its normal levels. Medic probably knows but just keeps forgetting to tell him / thinks its funnier he doesnt know, and schedules regular medigun appointments to make sure Sniper doesnt die of what diabetes was once known as- pissing disease.

But behold! The piss rabbit hole deepens! Im 1800 characters deep talking about my piss headcanons why the fuck not right?? After the teams disband, Medic (finally) tells Sniper he has diabetes. He learns to manage it, leading up to the events of the comics- where sniper has access to needles. NEEDLES!!! THE SAME KIND I BASICALLY HAVE, A DIABETIC. We even KNOW Sniper has no reasonable reason for them- he has no poison (he injects them with moonshine), and while he IS a mercenary who enjoys his job (snipin's a good job mate), you can argue he'd want to keep his personal life and work life very separate, weaponry and poisons included. Sniper had the needles to administer insulin, especially since we know its just the needles, no poison or extra materials nearby. He literally says its his PARENTS house, why the hell would he bring weapons over that would bother them?

To summarize, Sniper has a lot pointing to either massively humongous kidneys, or diabetes. He shows classic symptoms, had access to 'treatment' without knowing it, and later shows up with needles at his disposal in an environment where he really shouldn't have needles. Ur honor, i rest my 3000 character long piss case."

"just show the jarate thanks. sorry for saying piss so much i absolutely know you didnt think you'd be reading piss headcanons but i genuinely love the idea that sniper has diabetes, as a diabetic myself. It just comes with the side effect that the main reason i headcanon it is entirely around fucking piss. I hope life is kind to you stranger :)"

Cinderella

"Cinderella was a trans woman and that's why no other woman in the entire kingdom had the same-sized shoes as her"

#round 2 #tournament poll #team fortress 2 #tf2 #disney #cinderella #tf2 sniper

[malewife-swag-competition]

round 1: The Sniper (Team Fortress 2) vs wild card Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)

The Sniper (Team Fortress 2): mansplain, malewife, "he is such a malewife it's unreal oh my gooooooooood. he has to keep telling his dad he's not a crazed gunman<3. anyways he is wife material i think"

Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club): WILD CARD! manipulate, mansplain, no submission notes given

#round 1 #malewife swag competition #the sniper #team fortress 2 #kyoya ootori #ouran high school host club #poll bracket #tournament poll

[how-are-you-not-dead]

Submissions for the cockroach tournament so far:

Flowey the Flower

William Afton

Sniper/Mick Mundy

You can also submit through the inbox. You can submit multiple characters from the same media. You can always submit propaganda.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #sniper tf2 #flowey the flower #undertale #ut #william afton #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #tournament poll #character tournament

[disjointed-ass-tournament]

ROUND 1:

"And so, ladies and gentlemen, the moment I have been personally waiting for arrives. The first round of the tournament will start in a bit. Let's see which characters you have submitted!"

The sky enveloping the enormous arena lights up, revealing two figures on the respective ends of the fighting grounds.

"First off, weighing roughly 190 pounds, and with a reputation as a cool-headed sorcerer killer, we have Toji Fushiguro, from Jujutsu Kaisen!"

"In the other corner, weighing around 150 pounds, probably, we have the pseudo Australian Sniper, from Team Fortress 2."

"Looks like this will be a fight against two cold blooded assassins. What thrill! However, don't think you're job here is done just yet."

As the figure speaks towards a barely fathomable audience, a panel starts to rise upwards."

"This thing right here will allow you to vote for a contestant. Use it however you may prefer, but have in mind that whoever wins will receive a 'blessing' of sorts, gaining an advantage in the upcoming match."

"That should be everything. See you all in a bit!"

#character tournament #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #DAT tournament #tf2 sniper #toji fushiguro

[metalgearsolidyuri]

metal gear solid yuri tournament round 2

#metal gear solid yuri tournament #mgs #polls #round 2 #olga gurlukovich #fortune mgs #sniper wolf #meryl silverburgh

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

MICK MUNDY//SNIPER:

SIREN:

#mick mundy #tf2 sniper #siren castle swimmer #team fortress 2 #tf2 #castle swimmer #most tragic tournament #polls #most tragic round 2

[sonicchampionship]

ROUND 1

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the fighters #sonic championship #sonic polls #sonic tournament #fang the sniper #nack the weasel #espio the chameleon #round 1

[adhdxautismshiptournament]

ADHD X AUTISM

ROUND 2 MATCH 4

#bracket tournament #ship tournament #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #annabeth percy jackson #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #sniperscout #speeding bullet

[utaesthetics]

DM-!!{dFb}-Sniper-Xmas

#unreal tournament #deathmatch maps #DM-!!{dFb}-Sniper-Xmas

[blue-hi]

every time i spar with my friend todd i get Got and last night was no different. honestly i wish the bruise would develop faster since i have my department orientation in less than an hour, and it'd be a good conversation starter

#right forearm #which is a new one #we were discussing how to deal with 'hand snipers' in tournaments looking for a quick point #and i got sniped #i'm so excited about it though i love my fencing bruises #alber lernen