#Sit Down Shut Up

[katiebug586]

Sit Down, Shut Up X Digimon AU

I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER DIGIMON AU!

Honestly, the 'I am going to create an crossover that is so doesn't make sense' image sums this up nicely regarding niche special interests and hyperfixations.

Either way, for those of you who aren't aware, Sit Down, Shut Up is a 2009 animated sitcom created by Mitchell Hurwitz, the creator of Arrested Development. While it is generally thought of being either a 'you love it or you hate it' show, it has a special place in my heart and despite its raunchy/lewd humor, I find it strangely comforting to watch.

And because I've been getting back into both Digimon and Sit Down, Shut Up as of late, it is only natural that my brain has the 'genius' idea of combining the two. It started with the innocuous question of 'What would the cast be if they were Digimon?' which is something I've asked for multiple other fandoms as well, such as Pepper Ann, Braceface, and Fillmore! to name a few.

I don't have much of a plot super specific to the show in a Digimon setting, but I do have an overall plot which I tend to use in most of my Digimon x (show) AUs involving the 'Digital World' being a near copy of the human/real world, with monsters having jobs, children, school, that sort of thing. All without knowing they're living in a simulation. The characters eventually find out they DO live in a simulation by another race foreign to them (humans), and find themselves having to go to the 'real world', where they find themselves facing a brand new threat, the Seven Great Demon Lords; seven powerful creatures, each representing some type of vice, who were created by the humans to purge the simulation and start over.

But some of them have their own interests in mind…

That's the usual scenario I use when 'brainstorming' (haha daydreaming) but with Sit Down, Shut Up I could go for less of the adult 'raunchy humor' everywhere, and instead incorporate more of an intense/edgy feel more geared towards adults with some added adult humor, rather than the moreso 'for kids' I would do for say, a Fillmore! or Pepper Ann Digimon AU.

Because it's eight champion-level (unless stated) adult Digimon who work in a digi-school and can barely tolerate one another, with some tolerated less than others. Then, everything they've known to be true is revealed to be a lie and they're forced to team up with those same people and kinda try to maybe understand them?

Now, I could see petty drama and 'canon-typical behavior/adult humor' at first being the norm, (kind of like how the sitcom only got thirteen episodes, which is usually when a Digimon season is still lighthearted. Unless you're Ghost Games that is. RIP Bokomon) but then getting Knight Of Cerberus'd and becoming significantly darker. Kind of like what Bojack pulled off, with the perfect mix of adult humor and a meaningful message.

You're probably wondering by now, what did my brain answer when asked that fateful question? Well, here's the Digimon I decided would fit and their lines! Rookie/Child forms are just here for reference, all are at Champion/Adult level unless otherwise stated.

Larry: Lopmon - Turuiemon - Antylamon (Deva) - Cherubmon (Virtue) (Can also become Vice if shit hits the fan)

Miracle: Terriermon - Gargomon - Rapidmon - MegaGargomon (May change Rapidmon and MegaGargomon if I find suitable mons)

Ennis: Elecmon (Violet) - Leomon - GrapLeomon - BanchoLeomon (Ennis is normally a GrapLeomon because I thought it would be fitting to have him at such a high level due to how 'great' he thinks he is and how he'd be himbo material if he wasn't so… Ennis)

Stuart: Guilmon - Growlmon - WarGrowlmon - Gallantmon/Megidramon (I thought Guilmon's/Growlmon's naivety was a nice fit for Stuart, along with the fact that they can and will fuck you up, e.g. Megidramon as an alternate digivolution)

Helen: Tsukaimon - Saberdramon - LadyDevimon - Star Beelmon

Andrew: Kotemon - Dinohyumon - Kyukimon - SlashAngemon

Willard: Piximon. Nobody knows much of his past, and frankly, they don't really care.

Sue: Haven't actually decided yet LMFAO.

#Digimon #Sit Down Shut Up #AU #Crossover #Digimon AU #alternate universe

[smoreal]

I’m a [redacted] for orchestral and guitars as much as the next person but… dude undefeatable only has guitars soooo who’s really winning here

#hint: it’s me #I’m winning #bc his world has both and all and everything #I want to… bite the ppl on Twitter who said with their whole chest that undefeatable is better than his world #SHUT UP #SIT DOWN SHUT UP #clenched jaw tag

[rock-a-noodle]

I had the weirdest ass dream where there were unaired episodes of Sit Down Shut Up that were finally uploaded to the web and the episode made fun of conversion therapy and Sailor Jupiter was in love with Larry. And then on the channel, they were showing never released episodes of My Life As A Teenage Robot.

Yeah.

#shut up kelly #sailor moon #sailor jupiter #makoto kino #larry littlejunk #sit down shut up #my life as a teenage robot #my dreams are....fucking weird no? #ALSO PLZ DON'T COME HERE SHIPPING MAKO-CHAN AND LARRY HE IS WAY TOO FUCKING OLD FOR HER! #conversion therapy

[incorrectsitdownshutup]

*At Stuart's funeral*

Sue: *Solemnly placing her hand on the headstone and sobbing* How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

#Sit Down Shut Up #SDSU #Sue #Incorrect Quotes

[anotherpapercut]

I just want to say I have absolutely 0 sympathy whatsoever for anyone complaining about anything homeless people do. oh you saw human shit on the ground?? hmm maybe it's because THEY DONT HAVE A TOILET. oh you saw someone cleaning themselves in a public restroom? maybe because THEY DONT HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER. oh no a homeless person is living in a tent and you think it's ugly?? CRY ABOUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. oh my goodness homeless people sleeping on the ground and they're in your way!!!! yeah THEY DONT HAVE A BED

if seeing homeless people bothers you that much then good news! you have some choices! 1) let them all live with you in your house! 2) start pressuring your local government to stop criminalizing the homeless and start giving them financial and medical assistance! 3) shut the fuck up and die!

#the way people whove never been homeless view homelessness os disgusting #acquire some human compassion idiot #'but they are reportong am increase in crimes from the homeless!!!!' yeah 90% of that is trespassing because they dared to sit down #you can also get arrested for sleeping in your car in many places! or asking people for money so you dont statve to death! #so once again shut the fuck up and die!!

[lilislegacy]

annabeth as a gf is literally the embodiment of only i’m allowed to make fun of him

like if percy says something stupid, she’s the first one to call him an idiot. (sometimes accompanied by a loving eye roll, more often accompanied by a laugh and kiss). she can do it because 1) she doesn’t actually think he’s stupid. she’s seen him do some absolutely brilliant things that have saved their lives. she respects him immensely for his intelligence. and 2) she knows that he knows she doesn’t actually think he’s dumb. he quite likes it when she makes fun of him. plus, he loves how smart she is, and he isn’t threatened by it. so she can call him an idiot and make fun of him as much as she wants. she always has and she always will. he finds it comforting. in their own unique percabeth way, it’s one of the main ways she shows him affection.

but if literally anyone else calls him an idiot, or tells him something he said/asked was stupid, she feels her gut twist in anger. she immediately defends what he said and justifies it as a smart and valid comment/question, and then shoots the absolute most clever and utterly brutal insult toward the person who called him stupid. she destroys every ounce of self-confidence they had just seconds ago

don’t you dare call her seaweed brain stupid.

#oh you think you’re clever for degrading him? #shut up and sit down #don’t mess with her seaweed brain #don’t mess with her at all #percy jackson #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #percabeth #pjo

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

yes i have personal & intimate reasons for my own (lack of) religious/supernatural beliefs, but it's not dishonest to admit: i am also an atheist bc at no point in my life have i, after completing a slightly unpleasant task, been witness to an angel/imp/sprite/devil/entity-of-any-kind manifesting in all their glory to offer me a pat on the head and a little plastic baggy of crackers (by way of encouragement/reward).

call me childish but in my heart of hearts i cannot truly participate in a belief system that tolerates such negligence

#ok u are free to believe in angels who perform miracles very very rarely when no one is watching #and i am free to disbelieve (and be disappointed and judgemental) in angels who (fail to) perform boring acts of mild encouragement #look if a spiritual being & divine messenger isn't gonna be my imaginary friend when i'm 7 years old and having a hard day #then what is the goshdarn POINT of yall? #blah blah blah revelations & prophecies. if you can't show up sit down shut up and comfort a lonely 2nd grader having a 1-person tea party #then u aren't qualified for any divine duty nonsense. gtfo

[catgrandpa]

Wait actually someone write this

#no he like sits them down and presents his points like a presentation #he pulls out his phone and shows them pictures he has saved #there’s a strategical Batman reason he’s doing this probably but idk what tf it would be #it immediately goes viral #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #dc comics #dcu #shut up grandpa

[incorrectsitdownshutupquotes]

"The things I do for love!"-Willard

#willard duetschebog #source: courage the cowardly dog #sit down shut up

[theatrevampire]

lmao sorry if i was an old man dying from parkinson's with a lot of regrets in my life and the vampire i met in my 20s called me up 50 years after an interview where he attacked me and was like "can we try again?" and then i got to his billionaire dubai penthouse and sat down and THIS was what he said to me it would have been fucking van helsing ON THE SPOT like why don't we take a walk outside in the sunlight you shady ass queen

#yes i know this is probably just louis lamenting the fact that he is immortal but the way he says it is just so djshfajsdkl lol #takes me out EVERY TIME #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #iwtv #amc iwtv #text post #tp #and yes this relates back to 'i'd give it to you NOW' bitch sit your ass down and shut the hell up!! #louis is so fucking petty i live

[housewifebuck]

buck + sitting bisexually

#this is funny to ME. #‘he’s literally just sitting down’ YOU DONT GET IT !!!!! #911 #911edit #911 fox #911verse #evan buckley #911 gifs #911 abc #evanbuckleyedit #Oliver stark #my gifs #🪐 #I know damn well the tags on this post are all gonna be about the last gif. shut up shut up shut up yes I see it #plus

[katiebug586]

Stuart: Orange juice is the superior beverage because it makes your tongue feel like you ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat them except this time it tastes good too.

Miracle: Hey, Stuart, I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

Ennis: Is this not what oj is supposed to make your tongue feel like-

Andrew: Every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle.

Helen: Andrew, I’m still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing.

Andrew: I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions.

Miracle: Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Helen: Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

Ennis: Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently.

Sue: yALL-

Larry: Are we just gonna ignore the part where Stuart says he ate ants?

#Sit Down Shut Up #Incorrect Quotes

[ineffableteeth]

Please give me Aziraphale going “Oh God!~” in bed and Crowley going “Blasphemy Angel? That’s not like you.~”

#I need to sit down #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #ineffable husbands #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziracrow #aziracrow good omens #good omens crowphale #crowphale good omens #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #then afterwards when aziraphale tries to retort Crowley shuts him up instantly

[nine-aetharia]

i need swifties to shut the fuck up about 'oh so kendrick's disses can be analyzed for hidden meanings but we can't do the same for taylor songs' yeah bc that's not isolated to kendrick. subliminals and entendres abound in rap. taylor swift songs are as deep as a puddle while youre wearing flip flops and your feet still arent wet

#kendrick lamar #she's a rich industry plant talking about people not surviving the asylum they raised her in. girl shut the fuck up #she'd cry if you took her pet jet away #you seriously think she's on the same level as a pulitzer prize winner who wrote TO PIMP A FUCKING BUTTERFLY #and an album you can listen to either forwards or backwards and the meaning changes???? you think ahe can write smth as haunting as U???? #also why the fuck are swifties even inserting themselves in this shut up sit down be humble

[incorrectsitdownshutup]

Sue: Okay, there are two teachers in the running for promotion to head of class; the slutty one and the stupid one!

*everyone stares at Sue in excitement*

Sue: Oh, might want to narrow it down. Miracle and Ennis.

Ennis: YES! I'm the slutty one!

*Later*

Willard: I'm the longest-serving member of staff and I demand that you tell me why I was not put on that short-list!

Sue: Because you're stupid.

*Larry nods.*

Willard: Thank you! Was that so hard?

#Sit Down Shut Up #SDSU #Sue #Ennis #Willard #Larry #Incorrect Quotes

[uncanny-tranny]

Scientists ought to study the chemical link between Butches and trans men* and transmasc* people. Like, they say that the triple bond is one of the hardest to break, but I don't think they've looked at the bond between a trans guy and a Butch

#trans #transgender #queer #butch #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #every time a butch gives gym advice or how to behave like a gentleman i shut up sit down and get out my pen and paper #like butches may not all be men but they know what i want and frankly i will kill and die for butches #very unfortunate that the 'u' key is RIGHT NEXT TO the 'i' key because i really do not want to say 'bitches' on accident :/ #something i love about the trans scene is the way the venn diagram between butchness and transness overlap often #thank you to all the gym butches in sports bras who are WAY more jacked than me for giving me their wisdom 💛💛💛 #yes obv this INCLUDES trans butches who aren't transmasc* or trans men* #the THINGS that butch trans women have shared? innumerable. they rival the grains of sand on earth