#Sir close the door!

[respectthepetty]

I was going to write a post about the red thread of destiny in Unknown, but I'm still stuck here.

This man opened the door, saw his friend in bed with his brother, and OPENED IT AGAIN!

THEN HE STARED!

When Qian finally came down, he said nothing. Not one word. Just stared, and it was Qian who spilled the beans about Yuan being gay.

Homie was being smacked again and again with revelations. He was just here to pick up his friend for carpool duty, and now . . .

Now he has to ask the questions that need asking: Does Yuan like "boys" or does he like one particular man? Does the man also like Yuan? Does this man even realize what is happening even though the same thing is happening to him with Lili?!

I know he is going to piss me off when all hell breaks loose, but for now, I appreciate him putting those puzzle pieces together.

He belongs with Lili. Two busy bodies putting the gay little dots together.

#gay little dots #unknown #unknown the series #he really opened that door again! #THEN STARED! #Sir close the door! #Look away! #give them some privacy!

[bunnysmooch]

last night, this little beast would NOT leave me alone (digging and biting at the gate, ringing his bell toy, etc) so i had to go sit and hang out with him before bed

then he demanded pets

#sir smooch’s story #bunblr #bunnies of tumblr #rabbitblr #rabbits of tumblr #he started up again as soon as i left so i had to close the door so i could sleep…

[pollyna]

Nothing makes Mav grinning more than correct people when they call him Captain Mitchell because now he can say actually it's Capitain Mitchell-Kazansky and people go impossibily still and it almost seems like they stop breathing all together. It never stops to amuse him.

(When Tom gets home, after days like that, Pete makes sure to always kiss him longer because you're beautiful and you should have seen Admiral Cain's expression Ice! He looks this close to have a heart attack!)

#actually is pete mitchell-kazansky now sir yes like the admiral kazansky sir 😉 #and until is just mav to correct people they all think he lost it all but when ice changes the name on his door and desk?- #-jeez the entire navy weeps its destiny and asks why and who hates them(collectivly) so much to allow thAT #the *this close* is paired with mav hands doing this: 🤏 #unironically trying to kill admiral cain: pete maverick mitchell-kazansky's favourite (new) sport #and ice get smooched a lil more because he deserves it #married couple #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #mr & mr mitchell-kazansky #post-DADT #icemav #between tpg & tpg: mav #otp: i heard from the heaven that clouds have been grey

[chirpsythismorning]

When Blue Meets Yellow In the West: A Series Long Theory - Part 3

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

#stranger things #byler #byler analysis #blue and yellow meet in the west #when blue meets yellow in the west #gategate #??? #*creates blue and yellow electricity in attempts to open the gate* #*is unsuccessful* #'you have one year' #mike:... yes sir #*one year later* #'just a little more time is all we're asking for--just a little more time to open closing doors' #blue outside the mall/yellow inside the mall #*mike leads the way to scoops ahoy* (blue and yellow logo/sign) #*mike dings to bell profusely needing robin's assistance* #*mike leads the way through a series of doors before checking to make sure the coast is clear one last time* #skittles? aka taste the rainbow followed by shot of mike and will #will --> you open up the door (gate) #mike: *staring at will holding dustin's forever clock with heart eyes* *nvm back to pretending this is boring bc my gf is uninterested* #Jim NOT ON MY WATCH Hopper intervenes #the week is long #the silver cat feeds #..... #the gate is opening... #and mike is relieved #but he's also terrified.

[paper-lilypie]

you get no context but listen to me. listen to me lily if vurelly asks for your hand in marriage you must pick me. ill be the jacob to your bella dw no context but listen-

gingerly touches this ask. something happened here….

#squints #sir? #tf is happening behind closed doors #sus #hmmmmmmm #ask lily

[fulcrumstardust]

sleepwalking

It was an unusual marriage even by Coruscant standards.

She’d thought the reserved iciness of her husband was a product of their circumstances and, given natural time, would fade away. It didn’t. If anything, she found herself drowning deeper into his shadow side, never finding ways to break down the walls. There was something about him that wouldn’t relent. She watched him like one watched the dangerous tides. Now two years into their marriage and Jyn felt like she knew the man sharing her bed even less. A perpetual retreat. A dead transmission. A deconstruction.

She wore the black of a widow and watched his white uniform bleed her dry.

When the ISB shows up on her doorstep, Jyn learns that her loyalty can only lay in one place. She might choose him, her ghost.

#rebelcaptain #arranged marriage au #in which cassian is a spy inside the ISB #and jyn the trophy wife too observant for her own good #she's tiny and full of spite #and she will swear on her parents graves that nothing sus is going on here sir #but now it's time to give hell to that spy behind close doors #fun times <3

[poughkeepsies]

oh my god I feel so bad I'm gonna throw up

#i was zoning out in the elevator and i just fully watched the doors close on this guy and i had all the time in the world to stop it #BUT MY BRAIN DIDNT CATCH WHAT WAD HAPPENING CAUSE I WAS ZONED OUT #good sir if youre out there im so sorry my brain is broken

[derpylittlenico]

i keep on coming back to my kitty based Teen Wolf hcs...

stiles having a fluffy kitty named Thor Peanut-Butter Stilinski

AND

stiles having an overprotective bigboi cat who is thoroughly unimpressed by the werewoofs who keep on sneaking into HIS person's room.

...and honestly? I think there's magic somewhere in the spaces where they overlap.

#derek: attempts to shut stiles door to do his Big Grumpy Wolf thing #Thor the Cat: slaps that shit open like. “a closed door? in my house?? sir. i think the fuck not” #“who tf do you think you are furry browed sir? we don't close doors in this house.” #the cat is in charge and you best learn that Derek #Thor won't put up with your nonsense #teen wolf meta #fic insp #derek hale #thor peanutbutter stilinski (bigboi tabby supreme) #stiles is there too but this is really a standoff between a sourwolf and an actual grumpy cat

[dominihilist]

also anyway whenever kafka is in a room she just starts messing with every little object it doesnt matter whose it is. you got a trinket, its hers to play with

#dont let kafka into ur home #shes the annoying sibling #randomly walks into ur bedroom #messes with the stuff on ur desk and leaves without closing the door #;sir this is my emotional support war criminal. (ooc)

[nomaishuttle]

a couple of the nurses are friendly and will say gm and even remember my name major shoutout to them . but most kf the nurses literally will not look at housekeepers in the hallway and will get annoyed when we are just doinh our jobs like. Do you want us to just let the residents rooms get dirty. can you fuck off

#i had 1 nurse get bitchy at me for not changing a guys bed Bc he was asleep in it and iur rules are we try to wake them up as best we can #we arent allow3d to touch residents obviously so modt of what we can do is stand in the doorway and go HELLO. HELLO. SIR? HOUSEKEEPING. #and if they dont wake up we close the bedroom door and clean everything we can. yk #and it used 2 be if they wouldnt wake up we could call a nurse to come help wake them up 1. half the time they wouldnt come 2. the other #half the time they were so fuckjnh rude. and then they were like You cant ask us to help anymore. and then get pissy when the bed isnt #changed. like wow yeah itd be awesome if somebody whos job is to help make sure the residents are where they need to be could help resident #s get out of the room while were cleaning. i wish there was someone whos literal entire job is that.

[eviefrve]

oh ya I can rant on here and my bf won't see it. dude quit his job to focus on uni which is whatever but this means I will very very rarely get any time completely alone in our flat and that. may drive me insane.

#misc: personal #I've been very like irritable and tense lately and this might drive me over the edge #I got up earlier than him this morning and went for a bath and I was looking forward to it #bc the depression got my hygiene out of whack and I was like man I'm gonna do a hair mask I'm gonna use a sugar scrub I'm gonna wash my face #I'm gonna do the whole deal #and like normally I just chill for like 30 mins in the bath bc bathing is an ordeal I gotta hype myself up #and he knocks on the door like I gotta use the toilet. #sir. fuck you. #hold it. #it's such a miniscule thing ik #also before you say like #y'all are dating can he not pee while you're in the bath #no. he's weird. I wouldn't care but he doesn't like it. I have to drag myself out the bath and sit soaking wet for him to do whatever #then get back in #I just finished up and left #and then I'm listening to music drying my hair and I have the bedroom door closed bc our cat doesn't like the noise #and he comes in pokes me in the back and leaves THE DOOR OPEN #I'm like close the door! and he tells me to stop being grumpy with him #ahfhskshfjsls #I'm losing it

[tillman]

He didnt like the dehumidifier

#txt #loudly yelling at me like sir im sorry I dont like it either poor screamy #ive been keeping the bathroom door closed cus its so loud and dont want them messing w the tubes so this was his first real sniff at it besi #des when they first put it in and he swatted at it 👍 hatred in this little man

[girlbossblackbeard]

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#this post is really just so I can get this thought out of my brain #there has been -in my opinion- a suspicious amount of feet shots for Ed this season #idk if Taika is trying to raise his wikifeet score or what but as someone with a mild foot phobia my brain wants to shut down #with every up close shot of Ed's feet in his fever dream or when fixing the door latch #or literally any other time ed is wearing little to no footwear #like in stede's opening fantasy or when Ed is trying to shoot the canon into the mast or the entire fever dream or all of eps 5 and 7 #I love that man immensely but put them dogs AWAY sir I beg of you #anyway just wanted to get that out of my head so I can focus more on literally anything else in the show 🥺🧡

[avvail]

Aye I'm rlly sorry for sending that vampire whump ask here if u have a whump blog

:( <3

oh nono, it’s not a problem at all, don’t worry! no need to apologise <3

#ask #non writing #i can hear my next door neighbour snoring like he's tryna break the sound barrier #like sir please #close your mouth😫

[lovehoarder]

If you try five doors in a row that are locked and ONE isn't. Why. Why would you come in? The lights are OFF!! WE ARE STILL CLOSED!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU COME IN??

#movie theater customers are a piece of work. #u cant wait another 3 minutes for B.arbie? #so glad a sof freak wasnt there. theyd pitch a fit over the doors being locked. #“THEYRE TRYIN TO LOCK US OUTTA THE THEATER NOW” sir were just closed

[kutyozh]

well!!! guess i won't sleep!!! thank you very much!!!

#. I'm slowly calming down but i was THIS close TWICE to having anxiety attacks #. and for what? #. if i told you i swearrr #. so it's like in the middle of the night right. and i need to pee. #. so i get up and go to the toilet #. and when i go back to my room i hear my (male) flatmates steps but like #. but not like normal steps but as if he's on tiptoes. amd i get scared for a sec so i quickly rush in and close the door #. and then nothing happens? i thought maybe he was gonna use the bathroom too which is the only thing that makes sense #. but i didn't hear no door no lock no steps #. so my brain decided to start hearing (imagining?) noises right outside my door #. sighhh #. sir has no one ever told you not to sneak around at night... especially not to sneak up AT NIGHT on a 'WOMAN' #. like come the fuck on #. thanks for the lost sleep #. bc now every time i try to fall asleep i hear sth in the hallway and go insane™️ #personal #tw anxiety #tw trauma #r.txt