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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

#this is me every time baby jane or bels decide that my lap is best lap #and climb into it and start purring like chonky lil jet engines

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"Show respect to Commander Whiskers, she's our most decorated warrior. She also likes her purple vermin shaped squeaking toy best, if you'd witness her do battle"

My kitten tried to kill my stuffed tribble. My roommate remarked that my tribble killing cat would make a great Klingon pet… and she’s right.

Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles & vermin. They have to get the cat from a shelter run by humans and they’re like “This is the honorable Mr. Chonks”.

“Yes, our ship also has an earth feline. Her name is Carrot and she fights like a warrior.”

There’s absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted.

Klingons who go “pspspspsps” to get the Ship Cat to come hang out during break.

Orange Ship Cat that gets lost in the jeffires tubes and Klingon whose sole job is to go fetch the orange cat. He acts like he hates his job but he actually really adores his feline co-worker so much.

Klingon that always hands things to the Ship Cat so it can sniff it.

Klingon that intentionally grabs boxes to enrich Ship Cat’s little life. Sometimes they get multiple boxes and the crew bets on which box will be deemed “best box” by their fluffy little warrior.

Klingon that starts his work shift saying “Qapla'!” to Ship Cat who meows in return.

Newly Minted Ship Kitten climbing up to a Klingon Captain’s shoulder with her tiny needle claws while said Captain is attempting to be intimidating on the viewscreen.

Klingon who gets a head bunt from Ship Cat and gives it a head bunt back.

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#it admittedly took me a second when I saw this the first time #tbf? i find his stare to be a bit unnerving

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#beware ancient gummies for they might contain ancient worms not of the gummy variety

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Tale as Old as Time • burn as slow as fuck

Source

#something something monsterfucking reference #something beastcock size pun something

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What's some advice you wish you received much earlier

"When people come to you to establish a boundary or a need or to express hurt feelings, that's a compliment, not an attack. That is them wanting to develop the relationship and trusting you to listen and care to do better. And no matter how sad you are about accidentally hurting them, it's a GOOD thing that they cared to have a hard conversation with you"

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reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op

edit for everyone who is confused: shart is shadowheart, people shorten her name that way as a joke on reddit

#baldur's gate 3 #that time when video game dong acts like an irl magic item against the corrupting force of bigotry

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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

#ngl I'm very curious about who was bringing a tiny dalek to the vagina museum #but I do hope it found its way home

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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

#psa

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behold. the big kitten girl.

Jane.

aka, baby Jane

aka, Janeway

aka, Stinkbutt

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how?? just how?

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #my eyelid is twitching #WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

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#wheezing

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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

#this is how Sephiroth flirts #(<-prev tags bc WHERE'S THE FUHKIN LIE YO) #don't mind me i was just channeling Reno for a hot sec

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if our kitten Jane would let us put this on her? I'd try to find one for her.

(that's a kitten who never learned how to clean her ass)

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WONDER BAR (1934) | dir. Lloyd Bacon

“The other [scene that stands out above the rest] involved a handsome man, asking a dancing couple if he could cut in. The female partner, expecting his attention, agrees, only to see him dance with her male partner. Jolson then flaps his wrist and says, “Boys will be boys. Woo!”. This scene almost caused the Production Code to reject the film, and was featured in the opening scenes of the documentary film The Celluloid Closet (1996).”

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

#maybe these didn't help but they won't hurt #need the luck omfg

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#‘oh they SAID THAT’ is my favorite genre of tweet #(<-prev tags bc honestly? same) #monica lewinsky