#Seb Talks

[thecooler]

Thinking about how episode 6 is about a world where Simon didn't have Marceline, and how episode 7 is about a world where Marceline didn't have Simon. How their world isn't perfect but it's undeniably immeasurably better for the two of them having known each other

#adventure time #fionna and cake #at spoilers #im. hurg #baz talks

[sebdoeswords]

To everyone who's been raving about Toilet-bound Hanako-kun where I could see it: Y'all were right, this shit fire 😩

#seb talks

[gas5tationsushi]

GEORGENOTFOUND INNOCENT!

Georgenotfound did a response where he explained the Alligations that Caiti accussed him of.

Seeing the response and hearing the alligations i must conclude that George is not a Female toucher. He is GAY. (which is kinda cringe tbh)

-Seb

#georgenotfound #seb talks #Alligations #funny #news

[sebsxphia]

there’s five requests/wips i have for rick, rooster, hangman, rhett and miles that have been sitting in my inbox for a while, and i just want you to know i haven’t forgotten about them!! i’m just struggling to write the longer pieces atm. i will, i promise! <3

#seb talks #💐 these are for you!!

[ask-sebastian-sallow]

five questions.

sebastian, what is the meaning of life

sebastian, is happiness just chemicals flowing through your brain or something more

sebastian, what in life is truly objective and not subjective

sebastian, what is consciousness

sebastian, what is 2+2

Well, it has certainly been some time since I have received an owl. Let's consider your questions one by one, shall we?

One: There is no meaning to life. Animals, plants, and various fungi and other creatures, both mundane and magical, seek to procreate and ensure their genetic line through such means. At our essence, us humans are the same. We fight over mates, we seek out the best resources and shelters, and we do fornicate rather like our ancestors and various more animalistic relatives. The meaning of life-- why we exist the way that we do-- is entirely arbitrary. We create the meaning of our lives, and the truth is that most people will meet their dooms and deaths without contributing anything to society as a whole and indeed without their lives meaning anything at all except for worm-food.

Two: Happiness, like love, is just your body and brain attempting to trick you into believing that the universe gived an ever-living fuck about you. Hey, it doesn't. That said, some things do get the heart and blood pumping, and that is a type of happiness.

Three: Is anything truly objective, besides death? I'm not sure that anything is. You look at the laws of science, but even those can be broken by our magic. The Ministries try to make laws for us to follow, but what are the true consequences, or reasons? No, dear grayface, there is nothing that is only objective-- because even death can be non-permanent. You might not consider a dementor to be alive, but someone else-- even a dementor-- might. And what of their victims? Why are all these questions so damn philosophical?

Four: Consciousness is subjective. See above.

Five: 2 + 2 = a very fun time. If we're talking arithmetic, then it is probably four. A bit philosophical again.

#seb talks

[forza55]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#FUCK ME DADDY #ok ik hes just talking but like why he gotta be like that #im sorry #sebastian vettel #sebastian vettel x reader #seb vettel #sv5 #f1 #formula 1

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better #hogwarts legacy #hphl #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x oc #ominis x mc #hogwarts legacy ominis #hogwarts legacy fanart #hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO #its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA #this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO #i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE #what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok #also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too #HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC? #meanwhile #also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done #A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES #choccyart

[bittwitchy]

abigail and sams reactions when you start dating seb!!! no his family do not give a shit lol

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #sdv spoilers #1.6 spoilers #1.6 update #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv 1.6 #i love the implication that seb told sam and sam immediately told everyone tho #rly kind of sad robin at least didnt have a reaction #i'd understand maru to a point #i definitely understand demetrius #i do NOT understand ROBIN not having a reaction #maybe i just dont have it yet tho but all she talked abt was dem setting the house on fire #even tho its raining #bc of course he did #1k

[radishearts]

It’s almost like they’re birds of a — no I shan’t say 👀

Reblogs appricoted :>

#art #fanart #secret life #secret life spoilers #jimmy solidarity #grian #grian fanart #solidarity fanart #sl!grian #sl!jimmy #< ok but I’m obsessed with this episode #it might be something I think about forever #literally I was taking to a friend about how funny it would be if they readded them to help with people complete tasks #and here we are #anyways I like to think Jimmy thinks he’s just being seen as himself #but in reality Grian was was talking to just some little canary bird #like if barrholemew from TBP was actually seb #< is rambling btw #radish art #Radishearts

[thecooler]

Capitalists keep finding new an exciting ways to kill and maim art

#thinking about the shit with unity lol #baz talks

[sebdoeswords]

People over on the instagram side of the fandom are ALREADY going on about how annoying the hgsn anime onlys are gonna be, like my brothers in christ, YOU'RE being annoying rn. We're ALL annoying, it comes free with being too obsessed with a piece of media, sit your entire ass down

#the summer hikaru died #<- tagging this for the mutuals who have no idea what's going on #seb talks

[gas5tationsushi]

DAN SCHNEIDER DRAMA

-Seb

#seb talks #news

[overtake]

Seb is really president of the Max domination fan club

#sooooo true seb #i love the way he talks about max #rb golden boys who everyone hated in their rb golden days ✨ #max verstappen #sebastian vettel

[hungriestheidi]

every so often i think about sebastian vettel going from the most hated driver -by the fans- to a driver who got such a massive goodbye, unseen to any other driver retirement in the modern era. the thousands of dedications from thousands of different media, the journalists speaking of his kindness, the mechanics talking about his dedication and his love to the sport, the teams talking about the end of the year gifts he'd made for all of them, without fault, otmar szafnauer and the bread seb made for him the first time they met. people like ruth buscombe who spoke about him in the highest terms (my f1 bradley cooper!), fernando alonso that was arguably the one with the most rights to feel wronged by seb (won everything in the years he was trying to win with ferrari) dedicated an entire helmet to him, pierre gasly, charles leclerc and carlos sainz spoke about him leaving such a mark in their personal careers even when they weren't in f1, pierre and the extremely long talk on the phone, carlos and his mark in milton keynes, charles and the letter for his simulator work in 2017, the shirts for their little track run in abu dhabi, the speeches and the memorabilia red bull and ferrari gave him, lewis hamilton refusing to accept he's leaving, talking about seb making him feel a little less lonely in f1, the way most fans keep bringing seb sings to suzuka and singapore, the excitement whenever he does the smallest thing that may indicate a return to f1. i think no other driver has been so loved in their farewell as seb was, i don't think any other driver will be as missed as he is.

#maybe michael is more missed but for other reasons #anyway #goose talks #sebastian vettel #sorry i was looking for pics for an edit and got sidetracked looking at abu dhabi 2022 things.... so loved so loved so loved.... #yapping about seb retirement? in 2024? that's the hungries the idi special

[flamingthespian]

Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him

#tal talks #Stardew valley #Sam Stardew #Sebastian Stardew #sambastian #Kent Stardew #I might write a silly little fic about this ideas #like where Kent just gets increasingly more confused and eventually comes to the conspiracy theory that Sam’s ‘girlfriend’ died #under mysterious circumstances and it was covered up #Kent: son please tell me the truth what happened to your first girlfriend #Sam: dad Sebastian is literally the first and only person I’ve ever dated #Kent: SON PLEASE DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORY IS IT ALIENS IS IT THE GOVERNMENT #also: natural redhead seb headcanon where he also dyed his hair black during the same time period #making him look even more different than he did before

[seb-boo]

obsessed with Seb's voice here

#nico is so funny just peppering him #them talking over one another #the high pitch and voice crack #sebastian vettel #nico rosberg #canada14 #2014 #seb!voc #sico